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71pts?? Ok i'll take that! Not bad for a team i never really paid much attention to this week cos of other pressing matters. . It pays not to splurge abeg! I gained 15pts on Galacticos

Ibime and Dayokanu where y'all @? Keep up niggas i ain't seeing u guys in ma rearview mirror

Shame on me for doubting ma own players! If only i made RVP ma captain i woulda had a smile the size of the milky way! Its all to the good i was a bit under the weather and had no time to chop things up

Its less than half a season and Ronaldo is already missing the days he used to give Rooney some MouthAction and the loving looks they gave each other after each goal. Queer mofuckas

Hehehe who run this muthaphocka?

Yeah its about time we ended our recent average streak against the Spurs(i hate all Spurs either San Antonio or Tottenham)

Spurs didnt really push us to the limit TBH a few scares here and there but the win was suprisingly easy. Almunia was solid dude really wants his spot back
Vermelaen and Gallas did their job and apart from the Corluka scare Ckichy was solid breaking passes and fast breaks, Sagna seems to have found his offensive swagga back
Fab did his bit! His goal was brilliant that dude is just too cerebral!
Song was a beast! I am not looking forward to the ACN at all
Bendtner was so-so
Arshavin was quiet but showed a few glimpses of his quality
Van Persie was class! Muthaphock Ade! RVP  is on 7goals and has netted in 5 straight games in the EPL no one can say he has not delivered
Eduardo! Mayne if i where a coach i would be beating players to a pulp! Eduardo's misses where just Ludacris!
Finally Diaby was crap! I'm tired of y'all Diaby disciples making excuses for that bloodclot he was the worst player on red and white today once again! His height is of no use for us! He does not defend set pieces and gives the ball away to damn much. . Did anyone see his gymnastics that almost put us in trouble in the 2nd half? thanks to Vermalean we woulda conceded. His height advantage is a myth!

Yeah Boyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee!!!! We bleeped up the Champs in their homecourt
@Bawo
Your Bulls got a halloween massacre!

@Chiogo
Make una pay Rondo im money na haba! He might be offensively challenged but he gets a lot of assists and rebounds

I'm dead serious about Shaq this nigga got drafted in 1992 where were u in 92?

Na waa oh! See as them Wizards kicked ma ass at home like the Rockets did last season. Agent Zero was sizzling. Mavs vs Lakers on Friday! Wahala dey oh


As for the Cavs hehehe Shaq is just too old! The nigga too old! I saw clips of the Cavs & Raptors and Bargnani & Bosh just ran riot in the paint. Papa Shaq cannot get his 325LB butt to & fro both ends of the court neither can he lift it up to snag blocks & rebounds. I think Mike Brown also needs to get his head examined for playing Ilgauskas & Shaq at the same time. They need Powe back ASAP! I doubt Lebron would stay on with the Cavs! He and CP3 do way too much work for their teams

Jason Williams with the Magic! This is quite an interesting pickup. I am liking that Magic team they have post-season experience now and they are younger and quicker than the Celts

Dejuan Blair: 14pts 11rebounds in 22mins not bad for a debut

Lastly i think Lamar Odom has gone loco! This Khloe Kardashian not Heidi Klum why d tattoos? I have seen their agreements and if they ever break up Lamar would end up a very broke man

Well we know Real Madrid isn't winning no treble! They got thumped 4-zip by Al-cocoon or is it Alcocorn. Is this the team that wants to conquer Europe? Hehehe i stand a better chance of starting as Quarter back in next year's Superbowl! Galacticos ko Galatasaray ni

@Biina
Their schedule is just annoying and i don't think Manning should get that MVP he's faced very soft teams it would be erroneous to give him that title. Drew Brees has faced tougher opponents

Cutler is just an over-rated fella who folds under pressure he lacks the ability to improvize and keep plays alive he is poor with rushes and blitzes and is always one throw away from an INT. Any Kim,Sue and Sally can throw a football it takes more than that to be a good QB and he's not even as good a thrower as a McNabb and Kurt Warner and these guys are quite older than he is

Romo is too erratic even though he is quite an improvizer,Eli is better though. These quarter-blacks annoy sometimes they need to be reminded they are not running backs

I'm still iffy on the Saints but they can defend now at the sametime i want to see them win a close game

I would not be so quick to give the Giants that game. The Eagles are a different animal at home and they do know how to kill the Giants, Last season's divisional playoff game was a case in point

As for playoffs i still think its early sha but ma list is

AFC
Colts
Steelers
Broncos
Pats

Wildcard candidates
Chargers
Bengals
Jets
Ravens

NFC
Saints
Vikings
Giants
Cardinals

Wildcard candidates
Packers
Cowboys
Eagles
Falcons

Week 8
Packers - Vikings: Master meets apprentice as Favre faces Rodgers lets see who wins this

Tad-ow! The NBA is back like it never left!
Celts vs Cavs to bounce things off, i heard Big Baby got to fighting and broke a thumb and would be out for a bit.
Blake Griffin is injured! Again! Do we have another Greg Oden on our hands? He slam-dunked and landed without any contact but still injured his knee. Me thinks he needs to hone his jumper every night would not be a slam dunk contest

@Bawo
Fantasy league should be fun! But i have exams in a week,Moonie is busy and it looks like Jesoul and Chiogo are too. Lets have a head count first. The NBA season is 82 games we have loads of time

A new thread may be needed for the new season dem go soon block this one

We should have predictions for the new season on that new thread

Celtics vs Cavs
Rockets vs Blazers
Wizards vs Mavericks (Lets go get em)
Clippers vs Lakers

Tomorrow
Hornets vs Spurs
Jazz vs Nuggets

@Bawo
See the Cedric Benson wey u talk say useless did u see how he destroyed y'all? The two players you called losers Benson and Orton have taken turns to disgrace your team!! I think your Bears are under a curse!

Mr Cutler threw 3INT's again! that puts him in double digits for INT'S i think he is 2nd sef behind DelHomme i can't wait for a clash with him and Delhomme it would be an INT fest. Lets call a spade a spade Cutler is crap

Also whats wrong with these quarter-blacks? Vince Young,Jason Campbell, Campbell got sacked 6 times and just kept commiting turnover after turnover and the entire O-Line followed suit. Now i see why they score so few pts

@Biina
I think ma Steelers D just decided to take the game by the jugular so much so Brett Favre did not even have the cojones to give Adrian Peterson the ball! 2 of our TD's came from turnovers

As for the Giants once again the Cardinals ability to play D was under-rated

The Saints where something else,coming from 21 points down to score 40pts in just 30mins. Drew Breezy is looking so MVP right now

You might call me a doubting Thomas but i think the Colts have had a very soft schedule so far! I want to see them beat some more contenders

Week 8
Giants vs Eagles: Now thats going to be a tough one Manning and the Giants might go 5-3 if the sack-happy Eagles D go on rampage again

@Dayokanu
E be like say that clock wey dem drag back today for Northern Hemisphere don dey make your brain dey skimpololo i hope your head gets back to normal when they drag the clock forward in a few months time

Mentioning his papa's name? Is that not part of his name
Bros DK have u been sniffing Barbiturates?

To be fair to the Vikes everyone expected them to lose this game by about 2TD's

What was Richard Seymour saying about the playoffs again?

Now i don't know whether the Pats are back in business or do the Bucs and Titans just stink?

@Bawo
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
I am laughing at you in Auto-tune. Cutler ko Cutler ko Cutlery ni
Those Bengals mean business this season

I just think Wenger should try and be flexible with his formations RVP could use help in that forward line! He drifts out to the wing sometimes as well and there is always no one in the box.

Diaby should be used once in three games or thereabout i dont care about his size it adds nothing to us defensively, thats just a cliche! How big are Essien,Fletcher,Gattuso,Makalele,Lassana Diarra,Barry,Xavi,Keita,Mascherano? What matters is upper-body strength! You don't need to be big-foot,King-Kong or Godzilla to shield your back line or be a box to box midfielder

When would Eboue improve on his final ball? Wenger should stop playing him in midfield if he cant improve on that part of his game

@Borat
Saha is a bloodclot! He would suffer a season ending injury soon! The idiot could not even manage an assist at home to Stoke and Wolves and i was not expecting Bent to strike against Utd and Liverpool. Ain't that a female dog? On the real though Bartholomew Ogbeche would feature for Team Roc before Saha would

Hahaha my tussle with MEND was always going to be brief as they have a manager thats as trigger-happy as the Nigerian Police Force under no circumstances would i make more than two trades in a week! Its not worth the risk. I ain't where i wanna be trust me i should be sixth

A lot of people dont know this but the late King of Pop Michael Jackson was actually a die hard Man U fan infact he recorded a remix to one of his classics "Blame it on the boogie" before his untimely death with United boss Sir Alex Ferguson it was aptly renamed "Blame it on the Ref" the song has become a major hit worldwide and is United's official song after any crushing EPL defeat! Fans,Players and the Manager of the club have consistently wowed rival fans with their ability to render the song with such flawless delivery after each loss

On a serious note is Fergie on his period? Why can't the geriatric cud chewing ruminant just tape it shut after any loss! If every manager whined about every loss there'll be no EPL
He has been the biggest beneficiary of dodgy decisions in the history of the EPL! He has no moral grounds to complain

My biggest gaffe so far has been leaving Bent out of my team for 2 wks and copping an amputee like Saha in his place


This is so ROTTEN! I have to change things up. Fine i achieved ma aim which was to crack the top 10 on gameweek 10 but being 100pts behind was not on the menu list

@Borat
I see you have zoomed past Ibime and u are about to zoom past DK too. Impressive! We are waiting for u at Team Roc

Jeez this result feels worse than a loss

Diaby and Eboue had a stinker! I really can't wait for Nasri and Rozzy to get back to full fitness

I hope this is not a continuation of our usual drawing sequences its annoying when u draw two games u shoulda easily won under the space of 5 games well at least we know drawing is not an option on Wednesday we either win or lose
I want to ask if we do practice set-piece defending at all and someone needs to tell Diaby to stop these dumb fouls on the edge of the box its killing us! We badly need to win a trophy no champion woulda dropped pts today! There is just that mentality of a winner that won't let u throw away these kinda leads, No training routine can teach u that! We lacked it today and we have to borrow it from somewhere

Now on to Wenger someone needs to tell him that this 4-3-3 formation would not work all the time! Has he not heard of that saying "Whats a plan without a plan B" Its clear that there are games RVP needs help upfront! He is not Drogba and can't hold that line all by himself also Arshavin tends to drift in and out of games as well. He needs to try and adapt his formation to real-time situations. He should learn how to chop things up a bit

Finally and i am not saying this cos we dropped pts but there are times Wenger makes himself look like Christian Chukwu with his medicine after death substitutions. A new jack like Gianfranco Zola should not be making Wenger look like a coach of a female under 13 team. It was obvious the likes of Eboue and Diaby where not being productive on the pitch! Zola was smart enuff to notice we had taken our foot of the gas and the introduction of Diamanti and Hines changed things

We gotta bounce back against the Scousers there's no room for error

@Borat
A-Roc? I like that
Setting your sights on me? I am as bright as a Bezu! You might end up like Stevie Wonder and thats a warning from the Surgeon-General
I wonder why our teams are somewhat similar! Have u been peeping game?

Galacticos can be caught but it would take a stroke of luck or pure genius from a player a la Arshavin's quadruple against Liverpool but he seems like an O.G at this thing it would be hard

Remember not to lose to Stoke at Shyte Hart Lane next time

E be like say that Galacticos dude dey either use science (jazz) or he is smoking some Supadupaplayalisticcryptochronic brand of weed you can't have this much footie foresight when you are sober you gotta be high!

I hope to crack 500pts tomorrow! An O'sheasy goal or assist,Fab gets a goal and another assist RVP does likewise and Vermaelen scores a header and keeps a clean sheet and Schwarzer does the same while making a gazillion saves

Q: Whats wrong with Liverpool this season why have they lost 4 straight games?

A: Don't mind them they like walking alone

Hehehe i'm just kiddin like Jason
Come on Scousers!! Y'all need to go hard tommorow i don't want to see Rafa sacked

@Lalaboi
I'm cooler than a polar bear bro. I was just pointing ish out! He should get an assist and then bonus pts too

Hehehe you mean STROKED!!

Y'all cannot beat Stoke at home and una wan enter big four.Mschewww

It seems these FPL peeps have gone loco!! Drogba was responsible for Lampard's penalty he is supposed to get an assist.Damnit! And who was to know Stoke would keep a clean sheet at Shyte Hart Lane?

@Bawo
Firstly Mendenahl is still a new-jack we can't rely on him consistently

Secondly i'm sure you where as high as a kite when you typed this! Are you comparing your schedule to theirs? They beat the Cowboys,Pats,Bengals and Chargers! Name one decent team you beat besides the Steelers! Did you even see K.Orton's QB rating after the Chargers game? It was 114.5!

Thirdly that was Roethlisberger's 2nd year in the league! He is a big reason why they even got there in the first place. They where wild card entrants just like the Giants no one saw them coming

Fourthly even Dante Cuolpepper or whoever throw for the Lions throw the odd TD here and there. Johnny Knox is quite an athlete i dunno why you are snoozin on him

Lastly Cutler is a post-season nobody who was at the forefront of one of the biggest meltdowns in regular season history! that might be the definition of a winner on planet Mars but definitely not Earth. Broncos fans that grew up watching winners like John Elway are yet to forgive Cutler for his role in that team's collapse! Who loses a 4 and a half or was it 5 game advantage over their division rivals
Bawo this Cutler-mania is not allowing u use your medulla oblongata u better stop before u land in rehab

A few more interesting games this week
Cardinals @ Giants: Barring any unforeseen circumstances i see the Cardinals being pounded they simply suck in the East

Saints vs Dolphins: If MVP Drew Brees shows up Sunday the Dolphins don't have a prayer!

Patriots vs Buccaneers: The Wembley game!! Pats should win easy

Eagles vs Redskins: Two division rivals that are wallowing in mediocrity at the moment! You know you stink when u can't score a TD against the Raiders thanks to y'all Richard Seymour thinks the Raiders can make the playoffs! How's that for free madness? The Redskins score less than 17 a game so may the less mediocre team win on MNF

@Jesoul
Don't mind Bawo he is still in denial stage the next stage is despair and finally resignation. They have swapped teams and its looking like a heist by the Broncos cos the contrasts in results have been glaring
Bratt has been playing well to be honest and we all know something needs to be done about Adrian Peterson i only hope Palomalu can re-inforce our secondary which has been shaky in his absence


@Bawo
Lemme counter your arguments one by one

As for Ben being over-rated did you see that less than 2minute drive at Superbowl XLIII? Our defence went to bed in the 4th!! Any grid-iron new jack would call it scrambling an O.G would call it improvisation. The Steelers would not have won two SB's without him.Gba beski

Secondly i can see you blaming it on the running game,do the Steelers have a running game? What kind of whack QB is Cutler that cannot connect with his Tight-Ends from about 5yards! even Romo ain't that whack. A QB that can't get u a score in the red-zone is no QB! Besides stop referencing the Steeler game we kicked that game away abeg Cutler didn't win jack. You even beat the Seahawks without their starting QB that don't count bruv

Thirdly you said he can't throw long i just showed you he recently did on MNF. Orton would be signed the Broncos front-office are not as hasty as y'all. Have you thought for a nano-second that maybe your Bears are whack and maybe Cutler isn't good enough to save y'all

Finally are you per chance calling Cutler a winner? Hehehe thats the oxymoron of the week! Cedric Benson is doing fine with the Bengals and Kyle Orton can't shout. I hope you don't kill yourself if any of those guys make the playoffs and Cutler and em Bears don't

@Bawo
Pass the Reggie pon the left hand side jor you make Cutler look like Big Ben Roethlisberger! Jay Cutler has not even done jack in the regular season not to talk of playoffs. Did i hear you say Orton can't throw long? Did u see the TD pass he threw to Tony Scheffler abeg get your facts straight and come and explain why Jay Cutler has thrown 7 red zone INT's in less than a season and a half

Promise land ke? Hehehe i am still laughing in Auto-tune better accept that Cutler isn't good enuff now! It would hurt more at the end of December when you painfully realize that you can't even make the wild-card game

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=14662.msg4856666#msg4856666 ]Who told you you would beat Bordeaux at the Allianz? Jeez if they converted their PK's 4-1 woulda been the score! Bordeaux play Maccabi too and y'all have to go to[/quote]Remember this DK!!


Hehehehehehe I laugh in Dikembe Mutombo

Igboro ti daaru for una finally. Europa League is now a wonderful reality for the Bavarian giants

Injury Update


Eduardo should be back for the West Ham game on Sunday but Rozzi and Bendtner are 50-50 all in all it would smack of unseriousness if we don't shove our barrels in the mouth of the Hammers they have been losing all over the place

Bordeaux put the W in wasteful! Who misses two penalties in one match

Hehehe Dayokanu how market? Cnn is telling me that Franck "Scarface" Ribery is out for a month hahaha Europa cup is a wonderful reality for the Bavarian giants