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[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=193432.msg3059819#msg3059819 date=1226190137]I like playfully punching a guy in his tummy. I do that a lot, their rxn is funny.

Am not sure if it's romantic or what not, but I do it [/quote]Hmmm i would advice you always ask if the dude has eaten before you go Leila Ali on his stomach because Lord Knows what would happen to any girl that punches me in my tummy when i have an empty stomach its gonna get real ugly

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=193428.msg3059905#msg3059905 date=1226192092]I'm ugly and proud, so what? hiss

But I can't date an ugly man o[/quote]Eeewo!! you must not be ugly ooh _heartbroken

Twista

Papoose

Mikael Slivestre (he is a sports celebrity naah he plays for Arsenal )

All look like Mazi's (Igbos)

Dwyane Wade looks kinda like a Hausa boy

I get am before no be property

It should only be used on one condition if the maiden name and the husband's name are nice and not too long it can actually sound cool and exotic at times

Its debatable but Yoruba's compared to other tribes are pretty cool people i mean the civilized ones ooh

Buenas noches a todos cómo es todo el mundo a hacer esta noche? Estoy sintiendo muy bien hoy mi artillero niños no me enorgullece y la temporada no ha terminado, después de todo

@ Gamine
¿Cómo se i tu fin de semana su esperanza tan buena como la mía

I wouldn't want to be looking and staring every 5 mins at other finer babes that pass me by so i would rather not date an ugly babe

tng:
@ A-40

Little or none. but i can hope

Sometimes hope is simply not enough Liverpool beat them 3-0

rasputinn:
I hear my sista
No wahala plenty matches still dey for front

Abi ooh we still dey greet ourselves good morning there are 26 games to go and this league has not been won and lost yet, let no man write off THE ARSENAL

@j-girl
Awww   oya come to daddy   you remember what i told you before you ran off yesterday right?

@rasputinn
Osama's coronation is going to be a hum-dinger it would even be attended by all leaders of the West, Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany French Prime Minister Nicholas Sarkozy Russia's Prime Minister Dmitriy Medvedev British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and even President-elect of the United States Barack Obama it would be viewed by over 4 billion people around the globe

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=16992.msg3048018#msg3048018 date=1225992160]A win against Man Utd??  Osama has a better chance of becoming the next Pope.[/quote]Sauron ohh my goodness so you actually typed this?


Should United Arsenal get 2 goals in the first half, don't be surprised if they give 6 mins added time.
Hell yeah they did


Apart from the win we also ended J.S Park's record at Utd i heard they never lose when he starts but they did today

GTA 4 (I am a Grand Theft Auto fiend)

Pataki:
Hahahahahahahaha

This is so hilarious!!!! Please don't make my sweet Cristalz cry beyond measure this evening. Sauron cannot stand her tears.
I have a big brother here, he disturbed me throughout yesterday night with over ten text messages, all inscribed with your Losers Day for Arsenal. After the match, his phone has been unavailable.

That is their style i finally got through to him just moments ago the loud-mouth said he was driving when i called i was laughing in Kanuri   what are the chances of him jumping into his car and zooming off just before the final whistle looking at the fact that they had just pulled a goal back and the ref gave them 6 minutes extra _{i wonder why he didn't give them an hour sef}  

Cristalz:
@A-40

McCain is a nice guy

Ohh i know he is maybe your fellow Scummies should borrow a leaf from him but seriously we are gloating not just because we won but because you guys gloated and boasted that you would kick our asses at the Emirates if i showed you the number of outlandish texts i had been getting from fellow Mancs throughout the week you would be amazed

Here is an example of one:
Food 4 thot
If you can't win Stoke what do you feel is going to happen when the red devils come knocking at your door?
Really you people are GONERS come Saturday


I called the slowpoke immediately the ref blew the final whistle and he refused to pick up his damn phone  

Cristalz:
Are some Arses naturally dull or is it the victory making it so??

By United doing y'all a favour, I mean if we had won, y'all wouldn't have smiled for the next 3 weeks!!! More curses on AW and the team. A-40 will go to bed without food for 3 days

Debo gave up on the team winning anything a long time ago so he would probably be indifferent. Muki would ban all Mancs on the forum Others would renounce the club entirely.  .  .etc etc.

Why can't y'all simply get that? My Lawd!!!

Sweetie you are starting to sound like McCain now please we want more concession speeches

allboyz:
@A-40  

I told you all before now that ARS would win by 3 - 0 (though that was not the goal margin)

But you/Cristal says: i should move that to the joke section,  

i am wondering if your a tru fan

You must mistake me for someone else please do me a favor and quote where i said you should move your prediction to the jokes section.I am one of the truest Gunners around here ask about me?  

presido1:
Are u this myopic? the worst Ref in EPL will officiate 200% more better than you. How could you complain of Ref decision of not penalising Vida when Clincy handled the ball inside the box in first half and got away with. The 6 minutes came due to the injury on ur golie. Its justifiable

As of Bartender, Had Rooney scored with his first chance do u think you guys will get on well? A-40 just have a good day because u guys won, don't try to analyse as you are way too far to give a good analysis.

Am off to sip some bottle, C u all when i c u

You are the myopic one   infact you suffer from long and short sightedness at the sametime not forgetting astigmatism
Where did Clichy handle the ball in the 1st half it was a ball to hand incident outside the 18 yard box so stop clutching straws have you forgotten Neville also clearly controlled the ball with his hand in the 1st half? Vidic's foul on Nasri was an HD-clear penalty even Rio's foul against Hull last week was not as blatant as this one,Almuina did not even stay on the ground for 2 minutes and you have to admit Mr Webb did his best to help you guys grab a point but it was not enough
Please save your excuses for another day Bartender's chances where clearer than Wazza's

tng:
Really glad to see arsenal beat Manchester United. Hope West brom can do same to liverpool.

What are the chances?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=17491.msg3057685#msg3057685 date=1226160392]Anderson wasn't MIA. . . . . .If the strikers had done their jobs like HE did, the scoreline woulda been different.
United created more clear chances than Arsenal. . . . . Your defence couldn't cope.
The possession the GAYnners normally enjoy at the Emirates was missing and u were pressed back throughout the game.[/quote]I don't know where they got their ratings from but Anderson was invisible in that match he was poor and that was why Fergie pulled him off
You guys didn't create too much as most of your chances where promptly and neatly saved by Almunia the ones that where not saved by Almunia where ballooned sky-high by Ando and CO our defence coped very well or Carrick would not have resorted to booting Almunia's upper-body why did it take you guys 88 minutes to find a goal?i would even blame it on Fabianski and Song and not your team's brilliance

Keep the posession we would take 3 points  

chamotex:


Did you watch the game through a reflective mirror whilst sitting on your TV?

Negro please hush it.Anderson was MIA throughout the match (apart from a few NFL FG) Fab didn't even have to do much Denilson was on his ass till Fergie pulled him of

@Sauron
Fabregas was pretty average today i agree but Anderson was clueless from start to finish even biased Mancs like yourself agreed that Ando was piss-poor i don't know why all the blame is on Gazza he was not to blame for any of your goals your central midfield was screwed if not for good defending and the uselessness of Bendtner the scoreline might have been quite different

nateevs:
That in no way justifies that you'l be there when it matters most. . you and I know that beating Manu does not win the premiership. . . but surely losing to Hull and Stoke does not win the premiership!

That debate is one for another day all i know is a slip-up tomorrow and we are only 3 or 4 points behind y'all and i would also be quick to remind you that you guys would still have to visit Anfield,OT and the Emirates so if you think this EPL is done and dusted then you are in for a big and unpleasant suprise

nateevs:
You are not trying to say you have a chance are you?

I have told you before the league is not won and lost in early november! 26 matches to go points would be dropped my friend

Cristalz:
No kiddo, its strictly about you being such a pest. Kindly bug off before I really act like someone in pain,k?

@A-40

Hey hey

Sweet victory huh? United helped y'all smile again.  .  .remember to do special thanksgiving in church tomorrow

So you are in pain? hey ya i have got a packet of Kleenex it should last you for a week or two  

Seriously how did you help us? We out played and out foxed you guys Carrick had to resort to booting our keeper with a rugby punt and that was how you guys where lucky to even get a goal in that game

@Sauron
I didn't see your darling Anderson today? was he perhaps holidaying somewhere in Copacabana?

Where is j-girl? i told her i would be her shoulder to cry on today its ok to cry now

You guys should quit this silly excuses already y'all where bragging and making crazy predictions on our thread and yours yesterday and all through the week you wouldn't deny us our right to gloat today whether the match was played in Arsene's living room is of no consequence.We won you lost  

nateevs:
It's becoming clearer and clearer . . It's Chelsea's premiership!!

Still don't believe Chac? Wait till tomorrow. .

Oh shut it already  

@Scummies
Hi haters   so how would you guys like to eat your words? grilled,boiled or roasted?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=17491.msg3057252#msg3057252 date=1226157270]It's not a bad return by any means. . . . .

How many games did Chelsea win AWAY against the BIG 4 last season. . . .NONE(they only got a point at Anfield).
How many games did Arsenal win AWAY against the BIG 4l last season. . . . .NONE(they only got a point at Anfield).
United have a point now from 3 HEAD TO HEAD games played away from OT. . . . How is this catastrophic??
We would win all our HOME GAMES next year(y'all guys should relax).[/quote]Keep the excuses coming i would remind you this was not the hook you where singing yesterday

I don't blame you plonkers excuse is your second nature   If not for Bendtner's wastefulness 4-1 would have been the scoreline the ref gave you guys extra 6 minutes and ruled out a clear foul by Vidic you guys should just shut up and be good sports about this loss

Never write off THE ARSENAL

Lay low - Snoop Dogg ft Nate Dogg and No Limit

HORNETS 89 - 92 BOBCATS

KNICKS 114 - 108 WIZARDS (Even Dodan Warriors have a winning record )

RAPTORS 92 - 104 HAWKS

BUCKS 89 - 101 CELTICS

PACERS 107 - 111 CAVALIERS

PISTONS 96 - 103 NETS

HEAT 99 - 83 SPURS (Now i am starting to think these Spurs are washed up for real)

SUNS 83 - 100 BULLS

THUNDER 94 - 100 JAZZ

TIMBERWOLVES 109 - 121 KINGS

MAVERICKS 105 - 108 NUGGETS (These ponmo men have started again they just made me stay awake for nothing )

GRIZZLIES 109 - 104 WARRIORS

ROCKETS 92 - 83 CLIPPERS (The Baron Davis trade is looking like a nightmare so far)

You would have to wait till after christmas

MeGaStReEt:
I don't understand what Scolari mean when he said that JOM made the mistake that cost Chelsea 2 out of the 3 goals we concevied at Rome, and because of that he is not giving him a starting shirt against Blackborn Lovers

I watched the match from beginning to end in i did not c were Mikel was the because for the damage, its realy supprising, Mikel is bekomin more confident and played very well again big tims like ManU, Livapool N Arsenal, How kom Scolari is thinkin the contrary? why is he tryin to spoil Mikels fun of playin 90min.

I think this is not fair at all, some av to be done

If i swear for Scolari it would catch him ooh his benching Mikel would make me automatically lose 2 points in my fantasy league i have already lost 12 on transfers because 4 of my starters are injured you guys should tell that old man to respect himself ooh was Terry not at fault for 2 goals as well