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JeSoul:
Lai,
        ah ah you don't know?   
The universe being right = Celtics winning & lakers losing  , Patriots winning, RedSox winning, Bruins winning, low gas & snapple prices, Simpsons episodes on marathon all day, everyone believed in Jesus, modern hiphop abolished, Bono was made president, Bin laden behind bars _{or better yet punished by death penalty}, Mulder & Scully proven right that aliens do exist, internet scammers had their fingers and knee caps broken etc . . . .    you know, these types of things make for a perfect world   

Are you sure all this can happen in one lifetime?

The Mavs need help if they lose to the Bulls then they would be down to 2-6 and thats probably our worst start in recent times i knew we might struggle but i didn't expect this

You guys all know Eboue is my least favorite gunner but he wasn't looking too shabby on Tuesday the Yankees beanie was pretty classy if only his footie was as good as his dressing

@Sauron
Before you diss any Arsenal player have you seen  Carlos Tevez in a suit? i saw him on MUTV some days back and i almost broke my screen  

Maybe they are dumb who knows

@Gaminechic
¿Qué lista que te están juntos? Para que la escuela? no estoy seguro de que todos tenemos?
Por lo tanto, ¿cómo se siente ser prohibido? Y son un fenómeno Naruto? Sí sé que tantas preguntas me indulto

He should sell all those weak chains and add the money up and buy one good chain its better to have one good chain than ten weak ones

Some Dave Chappelle

Caramel - City High

Scoreboard

76ERS 106 - 96 RAPTORS

HAWKS 102 - 103 CELTICS (Chei this game went down to the wire ooh only a buzzer beater by the Celts gave them this one)

PACERS 98 - 87 NETS

BLAZERS 104 - 96 HEAT (Oden is back from injury)

KNICKS 32 - 103 GRIZZLIES (I think we are eating our words on this team ooh!! 132 pts in one night )

SPURS 78 - 82 BUCKS

LAKERS 93 - 86 HORNETS (Nna who go stop these Lakers?)

MAGIC 109 - 92 THUNDER

JAZZ 87 - 95 WIZARDS (Finally the Wiz cop a win)

KINGS 103 - 98 CLIPPERS

ROCKETS 94 - 82 SUNS

FLOWSHOW:
FOR THOSE WHO SAID IT WAS SHAZ THAT MASSAGED MY EGO TO MAKE ME BELIEF I CAN RHYME. BETTER BE INFORMED THAT MY MENTOR IS BJBROKE.
NOW LISTEN UP SAURON , A-40 AND CHIOGO

flowshow da boss yall gotta recognise i got more lines than gsm operators
this aint javalove vs skingo ~but yall keep giving me attention like my dog bingo
A-40 nigga am a true son of da trybe~watch me drop ''freestyle'' like ''eldee''
chiogo yous a bitch fool ~ even if u wear ur mother's wig ~u still wouldnt be hood
sauron bitch ~d name is 'flow'~and am in charge of the entire nairaland 'show'
multis unexpected~call it accidental discharge the way am slowing nairaland mcs down like a lagos go-slow
sauron fool~yous a no show~a poor church rat~d fools' got no dow
Disgraced by WORDSMITH in 3 str8 sets~who else but u deserves to be called da greatest nairaland olodoo?
changing names from HANNIBAL to SAURON~bitch am a fuckin cannibal ~watch me Bleep ur mother's cabalash
punchlines distastrous~call me the whirlwind the way am spinning MCS like Mortal kombat's Kabal
sauron the masculine pussi~who else but u would complain bitterly about flowshow's uzi?
even if u were a mixture and shaz and chiogo~sauron bitch u would always be a pussi
sauron and A40 complain that shaz massages my ego ~thats why i feel i can rhyme
punk asses~am known for no mercy fatalities~watch me spray ur ojuyobo eyes with curry and thyme
its 2009 already~and wordsmith's newly disvirgined pussi sauron has seriously vexed flowshow
heard sauron is 45yrs of age ~bitch am full of fire ~watch how my calestenics fire glows brighter than glo
flowshow multis are complicated like n-gage~call me 12-guage d way am throwin flames like a pump guage
punchlines retarded~fool am d phone ~ur d sim~the only time u see network is when u r watching NTA
i rotate between chiogo,sauron and A-40 with ease~with blades sharper than ''razor'~i slit throats like 'ramon'
chidedachic or chiogo da snitch ~a change of name would still leave you a bitch
ur forehead is bigger than a satellite~ur profile pix shows u have a bigger head than a dish
i can see this nairaland fools~ running to open chiogo's profile~and booyaka ~all we see is a skinny ass bitch

WARNING SHOTS PART 1==IN SAURON ,A40 AND CHIOGO LECTURE SERIES 1 . ITS ME BITCHES FLOWSHOW ENTERTAINER IMPRESSARIO

What part of keep my name out of your semen slurping mouth don't you understand?You must have shit-bricks for brains

I'll be Around - Cee-Lo Green ft Timbaland

Anyone could post those pics and claim she is the one.Simple logic

You can use a mysql or Oracle DB that would store the images in BLOB or CLOB datatype

ezeagu:
Tyrese loks like all those senegambian people like Mandika and so on.
https://www.saudiaramcoworld.com/issue/200604/images/blues/article2_img5.jpg

Senegambian?

SeanT21:
_{My Lips are sealed}

ooooops!!

Please seal em,staple em because i would hold you responsible if i don't meet that special woman in 6 years time

dayokanu:
Liverpool started without an Englishman on the field. Is that not worrisome for English football?

Later they would be saying rubbish about Arsenal we started 4 Englishmen

Whats the problem with you Scousers though how could you lose back to back to Tottenham?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=134641.msg3079828#msg3079828 date=1226543814]Oh no! It's not always good that way. . . you know the nice guy thing works in certain cases. How many girls do you want that the nice guy attitude cannot get?[/quote]If only you watched that episode with me the scenario was just so real life.The nice guy turn bad guy thing works 9 times out of 10 there is just that unpredictability that gets you girls high
Even DMX sang it Why do Good girls like Bad Guys knowing that bad guys tell mad lies!!

SeanT21:
awwww.Poor Baby is afraid of marriage

Still want to Play around!!

I sense U are the Playa type!!LOL!!

Haa abeg ooh babycakes don't spoil market for me i didn't mean it that way before some nice girl would see this now and think its true

Reminds me of an episode on Everybody hates Chris its amazing how many girls start to pay you some attention when you switch to bad guy mode

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=194906.msg3079718#msg3079718 date=1226540803][b]Awwww. . . this is the first time I've made you speechless using just word[/b]s .
I missed you so much, sweetie.
Anywayz. . .

OP - better add myself and A to your list.[/quote]You can say that again.I missed you even more

Lol all these sweet things are making me wish i was married too but naah maybe in six years time sha

He killed that Like you song by Ikechukwu for real

@Cristalz
You guys almost humiliated us on Tuesday but i think Chelsea completed the job tonight

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=194906.msg3079651#msg3079651 date=1226538790]Baby, you know you're always #1. I am the only girl for you and you are the only guy for me. . . I can't break your heart. It's locked away in my precious vault and the key is with me so no one is breaking your heart without my permission.[/quote]I am speechless

Ibime:
Look at all these Arse and Manure fans ejaculating just because we put in a half hearted effort and lost on penalties. We are leaving the milk cup to the Danny Wellbecks and Kieran Gibbs of this world jare, we have bigger fish to fry.

I laugh in Tiv  
You would have been singing a different song had you guys won the game   half-hearted effort indeed look at that loaded squad
Cudicini; Ferreira, Alex, Ivanovic, Bridge (c); Mineiro; Kalou, Belletti (Lampard [/b]25), [b]Deco (Mikel h-t), Malouda; Drogba (Di Santo 68).
This was not a half-hearted line-up most of these players would easily start in most clubs in the Prem and across Europe not to mention the highlighted
Compare that to our line-up of youngins on Tuesday you guys have blown away what might be the only thing you would win this season but lets wait and see

What did A-40 do ooh you guys should leave me alone  

@j-girl
Why are you cheating on me with eldee and the likes? i thought i was the only guy for you i don't share ooh and if anyone has broken my heart its you

Ray Wilkins is a bloodclot enuff said.Who disgraced the Premiership and the Carling Cup between both of us?

Hey ya Chelsea you guys are out of the CC already to Burnley of all teams? when we lost to Hull you guys where jumping around like primates and now its your turn.Why didn't that idiot thing called Ray Wilkins at least wait till they beat Burnley before he spat bloodclotry about Arsenal?

See funny odds Chelsea to beat Burnley 5-0 !! 17/1 hehehe i wonder what the odds on Burnley would have been but i bet a few smart dudes would be laughing straight to the bank with this

CodeRED:
LOL, had to come back for the LAST time( me hope) Islander doesnt sleep, she is "witch" ,

Virgin ma rass hole,  One day some of their hymens will come back to haunt them from the dead, Even those who used to shack up every weekend with their( or borrowed ) men, still dey claiming virginity, let me go sleep dread, I am just tired of these people lying pon them pussy, abeg,

Easy on these broads ooh i am not sure how much more of this they can take.Go get some rest gyal

TOYOSI20:
@ A-40,

I do apologise  

Naah you don't have to jare we are cool was just teasing ya you know the whole mud-slinging of the night before is still fresh in our memories lol

Is it too early to start a Rick Carlisle must go campaign because the Mavs have lost all 3 of their home games this is worrying they have lost 3 straight and have only beaten teams like the Spurs and T'Wolves who have worse records than they do

These posts would probably be deleted later in the day sef so whats the use  


More drama


@Toyosi
Its all good but dont drag me in this too much dearie i don't want to get my ass banned  

That Wilshere is a talent i think Eboue should be permanently used as Sagna's backup at RB we can't bench that boy for too long he is such a talent,Ramsey is good too a good passer and has some mean step-overs