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mbulela: I said it earlier and i say it again; the fact that this team won the league shows how poor the EPL really is.
you can count on your fingers the above average games this team had this season.Go ahead and name them?

thegoodjoehunt: Please, they are not close and were never close. Please Hazard is on his way to become the best player in the world. Kagawa will never get to that level. That is being honest.

ebdib: Tito is just a compound error. The guy is completely Bereft of ideas and doesn't know how to react to changing circumstances in the game.

Look at mourinho's changes in the game against manU. You realize they immediately nani got the red card, he brought on modric who scored.

Compare that to Tito who played without a single change while we were losing 3-0 until the 83rd minute.

If that's not an idealess coach I wonder what is.

Johnpaul88: Have you forgotten that Vilanova was Pep's right hand man for the four years he had with our first team and one year he held with our B team?

There were even some suggestions that Pep owed most of the tactical innovations he used while he held sway as Barca's coach, to Vilanova.

Not taking anything away from Pep, Vilanova's been the tactical genius from which Pep tapped from. He 's shown that already this season he 's been with us as head. We have not lacked in tactical wise this season. It's only been injuries that have consistently disrupted his plans, but he always seems to know what to do.


As for Tito, he 's already proven he can hold his own at the highest level. I regret that his feeble health may force him to prematurely leave football althogether. But i love the guy already and barring another relapse, he may yet surpass whatever Pep may have achieved in Barcelona.

dayokanu: Only one team cries in London and they have been crying for 8yrs and counting

azpekuliar: [size=16pt]Director of Fantasy Football insists his side will win the double this season[/size], as his side sits top of the league table with 4 weeks left...

Rookie manager of Roman Abramovich FC has reiterated his desire to lift this seasons premier league trophy. Fielding questions from journalists alike aboard the Russian tycoons' yacht in Ozoro, Isoko LGA yesterday, he took a swipe at the league's veteran managers who dismissed his side's chances of clinching silverware earlier on in the season.

"Where are all the big-mouth veterans mouthing about the number of years they have stayed in the division?"

"They chose to play their matches on the pages of internet forums & newspapers while we calmly went about our job".

"I mean a particular manager, even drew up a list of the league's final top 10 places in August! How pathetic!!"

"I quickly galvanized the team and made sure I ended his season the following month.."

"Our position on top of the league table is a testament to the determination & handwork put in by the board and backroom staff to humiliate these so-called veteran managers".

"We are proud of what we have achieved and hope that our exploits this season would serve as a stark reminder that veteran rascality & bullying in the league would hence forth be vehemently resisted by all rookie managers"

When pressed to speak on the chances of rival Manager, Sun of a Beach tipping his team to the title. He screamed sarcastically.

" Oturogbeke! What chances have Stoke City of finishing inside the Top 4? He is welcome to join our title celebrations next week!"

On his chances of winning the double. "We will take our matches in the Carling cup one at a time. We play Dapmosef FC tomorrow and we would be fielding a reserve team for that match. We have very great lads like, Emeka Vladimir, Tokunboh Vyacheslav, Ahmadu Stanislov, Aloyoshenka Erezi & Uzezi Khordovosky coming through the academy. We confident they can take the full 3-points come match day"

Meanwhile reports in Siberia have revealed that Charmokazzy Pornstars have emerged as a serious threat to Ipukulu Marines’s hopes of luring the Director Fantasy Football to the St. Larry Flynt's Park at the end of the season.

With time running out for Joseph Kony, following another dismal campaign and claims of dressing room unrest, Club chairman, Lexington Steel has made the Director of Fantasy Football their top target and believe they have a better chance than Ipukulu Marines of enticing him to St. Larry Flynt's Park, Siberia.

by Atiya Amenekeke Gbeha Ooo.



http://www.isokodailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-419419/director-fantasy-football-russian-target-veteran-disgrace.html

toba: No qualms. It doesn't really matter. The deed is done. we have a classico final.

Bayern would probably field a strong side tomorrow with Gomez taking the striking position

folahann: Shebi una dey happy now, una go still cry well well very soon. Just wait and see.
Bayarn munshit

siddiq202: I also see them crying too in London

RuuDie: I didn't take the bet because I am trapped in the Creeks right now and my main man who can help facilitate staging / payment via paypal (I don't have an account) isn't around. . .otherwise, I put my money where my mouth is and keep to my word; at the very least, Dayokanu and Chamotex can attest to this.

Anyway, as you say...final dey and I no se'ke!

toba: Well, we cant say with 100% certainty that Pep had an input or otherwise. The talk was based on How bayern over powered Barca in both legs, which no team had be able to do at least since 2009. Even Mourinho and RDM both played defensive in beating Barca in the previous semis. The present RM team is yet to do a double on Barca like bayern did.

Fine Jupp heynckes is old and very experienced, coupled with Messi's absence, however one cannot rule out a chip in/advisory contribution from PEP to Sammer i.e 'your're playing my former team, u may do this to gain advantage' Not 100% authoritative, neither is it not 100% false.

At a point Jurgen klopp hammered on the fact that Matthias Sammer will seek the wisdom of Pep Guardiola after the Bavarians were drawn against Barcelona in the semifinals of the Champions League

klopp said this '“I’ll bet my a*** that Matthias Sammer and Pep Guardiola will speak on the phone.” Maybe Sammer actually called him for something else and Pep gave an ordinary advice to the team

Honestly if he did or did not, i careless since we made it and im so so happy that German football is on the rise, i just want us to debate it whether its plausible or not by critically looking at all scenarios. you may opine differently

cheers

elampiro: In the whole of the article that is the only thing you saw. Anyway, Carrick is getting better every year. If he can improve on his speed and tackles, he will be the man to rule in the next two or three years. He is great while on the ball, but poor off it. However, this season he has shown that he can also run and chase after strikers. He made and won many crucial tackles. Personally, I will pick Toure ahead of him, but PFA has said he is the best. So he only needs to build on what he has achieved this season to make his mark over the next two or three years left in his career.

ddippset: the undertone of your comment is that we were humiliated with a complete squad and we should have no excuses. But that's where you are living in denial. My opinion? Like I said before even with a fully fit messi we would still be beaten though some others may not agree. The fact is that we were humilited, yes. Another fact is that in both legs messi was not fit, yes. But I know you are up to no good by insisting that messi was present in the 4 nil loss. But stop making a fuss out of it, pele, maradona, even zidane were in teams that lost scandalously in their careers. I know it makes you uncomfortable but I have to say it as it is; you beat an injury ravaged barca. If u like understand the grammer.

dayokanu: Only muppets would believe Pep had any inputs.

Peps contract doesnt start till July

And Juup doesnt need any input from anyone to beat any team. The same Juup who won the CL now needs input from Guordiola?

ddippset: for the love of God messi pulled his hamstring! Do you realiase what a hamstring injury is? I am sure you re really a football head. In a space of over 2 weeks he had to feature in at least 4,5 high profile matches. Now a guy pulls a hamstring and he's playing for hias team. Let's go without sentiments. Despite the fact that he's been playing would you really say messi is fit? If he is not injured, he is rusty. Or am I talking bvllshit? This is not to say we wouldn't have gone out cus it takes 11 but how would it be this bad with a fit messi? As far as our form goes we couldn't beat a valecia or a malaga without messi not to talk of bayern. Those who ve been mad at messi since watching him claim 4 ballon dors cannot live with the fact that messi hasn't been fit. How could a football head not spare a thought that a footballer is actually just recuperating from a hamastring wound after just 10 days out?

dayokanu: Ze Germans are going to Wembley to win another trophy

Just like the last time

Football is coming Home

How does it feel watching 2 Germans desecrating Wembley theater of English football

elampiro: How much can we vouch that Bale will sustain his performance for long? Ronaldo is tested and trusted. I prefer Ronaldo to all the players being speculated. Falcao, Lewandowsky, Bale and the rest. But these big shots do not solve our midfield problem. Is SAF going to convert Rooney? Carrick looks set to rule Europe but his lack of pace is a big shortcoming. Can Fletcher regain fitness enuough to complement Carrick. Can SAF get the best out of Cleverly and Anderson? Lastly where do all these speculations leave Nani?

Anyway, summer is at hand and we shall know soon.

ddippset: you ve got the gloating right I see you re making very good use of it. You ve asaid the same thing like 3 times now over the past 4 or 5 days or do you want a prize? We ve actually been letting you gloat over your 'octopussy', when are you gonna let go?

ddippset: first question; why do you use the word ninja so often? Pls tell us the story. Becauase quite frankly I don't see how the word correlates to footbaLl, or do ninjas know how to predict football? Secondly you predicted correctly that barca will not win all of their rem games. Wow, very impressive.

ddippset: So pls tell me who will win the champions league and who will win the world cup.

Johnpaul88: Were we this bad? I don't think so.

When the goals were pouring in, including Robben's beauty, i just sat on the chair wondering if we were this bad or that we didn't want to fight?

I think the latter was the case. Bayern are a great team, but they did'nt do anything special to beat us, just the customary method others use.

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RuuDie: Disappointing...Tito Vilanova may just have jeopardized all the good work he has done this season in just this one game. Why say one thing and then act otherwise!? If he'd given up, why not just get the B-side to play the entire game?

Eighty-thousand plus packed into the Nou camp, over seventy-odd thousand of 'em Cule faithfuls, Catalans to the core --- if they didn't have an iota of belief, would they be in there singing themselves hoarse? The least required of 'em was to put up "a fight" a'la Real Madrid.

Managers have been fired for far less, I reckon Tito will be spared but that was very immature of him - make up your mind if you're going all out for it or giving up without a try - not stuck in between like a deer caught in cars headlights.

I have never been more disappointed in FC Barcelona my whole life.

dayokanu: https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/248025_10151447718423598_540795483_n.jpg

toba: Someone said there'd Pep's input in how Bayern beat Barca. I dont know what to believe. time will tell

Knicks Lose Again, To Add Insult to Injury, The Bench Warming Scrubs on Boston were talking Trash to Melo and Felton, and pushing and shoving occurred after the Game

Even Worse...

Jason Terry, giving his usually entertaining and wonderful post game interviews, started quoting Kevin Millar.{Former Redsox Player Famous for the Epic 0-3 comeback Boston Redsox Gave The Ny Yankees in 2004

Eventually winning the series in 4-3

This Smells eerily similar...

Jason Terry is assuming a role as a Vocal Playoff Leader.

Love Jt

40...Your mavs were so Lucky to have this guy during your Championship Run....

He's a different player in the Postseason...So much energy and so Much Positive Emotional Spirit.
{I Love his Humerous Post Game Interviews&God References}

Next up...Thunder&Rockets......Featuring Chandler Parsons, the Best White American Born Player in the League ATM IMO.

dayokanu: OKC on the ropes

a seemingly easy series is now looking doubtful

jeebz: A-40 & Dayokanu congratulations.

nateevs: The same Mourinho that Sheva was bought over his head. That got the likes of Sidwell, BenHaim, Boulharouz against his wishes and was making noise to the media about class A and class B eggs and Omelette.

No one tells Abramovic what to do. Not even JM. Especially as we've been down this road before. JM may not be a yes man but all the tussle for power at Chelsea will render him powerless. This is why I think, amongst many other things, JM will not come.

If JM does comes, it will be the same thing over. We'll win the league first year, he'll fall out with some of his players and the media in the second year and eventually RA in his third. And we are back to exactly where we now.

Ibime: How else do you describe a ninja who did not know how much the club was paying for Javi Martinez or even if he wanted him?

A ninja who agreed to keep quiet and pretend like he is retiring at season's end for Pep to take over, only to come out few weeks later and tell us that is not the case.

We all know Hoeness and co call all the transfers at Bayern and Heynckes is happy just to coach.

We need a ninja like Mourinho that won't let Abramovic ride roughshod. Heynckes does not have the gumption to oppose a ninja like Abramovic and Emenalo foistering unbalanced teams on him. Only two men can call the shots at Chelsea - Pep and JM. Every other ninja will get run over, vetoed and disregarded by the fools in suits