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Last wk wed/thur d news was 'dnt wear red',dis wk wed/thur 'cosmic rays r cumin down,switch U̶̲̅я fone off',next week wed/thur nko ooooo:]Y :/ :]Y

yet another silly rumour

What is the big deal if your best friend is dating your sister? Would you like your best enemy to do that? It is better you sit your sister down and ask her the situation of things from her after all, you will be in the best position to know if your best friend is a wayward guy or not. If the guy is a good guy then you should let them be. You can tell your friend jokingly that you know what is going on but should take care of your sister very well.

Dis one pass me o. Can anyone help ?

Olympic Games...

Atlanta 1996 - Abacha:
(Gold - 2, Silver - 1, Bronze - 3
Total = 6)
Sydney 2000 - Obj:
(Gold - 1, Silver - 2, Bronze - 0
Total = 3)
Athens 2004 - Obj:
(Gold - 0, Silver - 0, Bronze - 2
Total = 2)
Beijing 2008 - Yar'Adua:
(Gold - 0, Silver - 1, Bronze - 3
Total = 4)
London 2012 - Goodluck:
(Gold - 0, Silver - 0, Bronze - 0
Total = 0) .

What a goodluck we got

The Wales international signed a long-term contract after passing a medical at Melwood.

After finalising the deal, Allen told Liverpoolfc.com: "I feel incredible. Everyone knows the history of this club, it's a massive club, and I'm delighted to have joined.

"The passion that people here have for football is something I share and I want to be part of that.

"I'm looking forward to being part of some great years ahead for Liverpool Football Club."

The 22-year-old becomes our second summer signing following the arrival of Fabio Borini.

Brendan Rodgers said: "I'm absolutely delighted that Joe has made the decision to come with us on this journey.

"Joe is a player whose profile will fit perfectly with the ideas of this group. His ability to control and dominate the ball is an important ingredient in our attempt to gain success on the field.

"Joe has had a fantastic education at Swansea City and will now begin the next chapter in his exciting career, and I wish him all the very best in what I'm sure will be a long and distinguished career here at Liverpool."



http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/allen-completes-liverpool-move

Mcdondayan: that is because MTN is giving out free sms on recharge. So when they dont know what to do with theirs again, they decide to exhaust it by sending such sms and encourage you to send to 10 people. Some will even tell you that the sms is free.

That is total rubbish I must say. I keep getting such silly messages from friends.

@realsammie: what is that suppose to mean ?

Yesterday, I received this message below:

This msg is frm d Redemptn Camp. It has just bn passd across that we should not put on red dress tomorrow or anything dat contain red,either shoe,shirt,trousers,pant,shirt,glasses,head warmer,boxers,cap, e.t.c.they will not use our blood to redeem Nigeria.it is d truth oooo!please re-broadcast this to save others.....plss obey


Some idle pple will just seat down somewhere and be broadcasting and/or sending nonsense and annoying sms. It is funny really

I went 2 d market nd left my stew on Fire Pls rebroadcast till it gets to sum1 in my house 2 stop my Stew from Burning....=D no b only una fit send yeye bc

Dis one pass me. Truely, there is more to this than the physical eyes can decode. May his soul rest in perfect peace. Amen

I wonder

A barbaric act of the highest order. What a shame !

@Imanuelle: weather they are done once in a week or twice in a week alas we still need to appreciate and love 'em for their effort. How many of the so called ladies have house help? what is their ratio compare to those that do not have? the fact is most ladies do not have house help.

@Panafrican: No man is perfect. In as much as you believe that none is perfect then it is quite unwise to say that he is not a great man. As regards the issue of the stadium, he (Schwarzenegger) revoked the city of Graz's right to the use of his name.


Maybe you should go back to the internet to do your homework Stanley Tookie Williams III was a notorious gang who had committed murders in the course of robberies, sentenced to death, and eventually executed. He refused to help police investigate his gang, and was implicated in attacks on guards and women, as well as multiple escape plots. You put it as if the man was some kind of an innocent man but NO, he was guilty of the offenses leveled against him.


Another issue, you raised was him having a child after his marriage. There are a whole lot of things a 'married man' must not open up in the heat of disagreement knowing that the marriage involves your children. He must have a reason so you and I can never tell. The greatest man in the world Bill Clinton had a sex scandal and the world did not come to an end.



Thus, judging someone is not by his shortcomings but his achievement. At least, none of our governors in Nigeria have been able to do that.

I am glad that you put the devil to shame. That singular act is called RESTITUTION. Without it, one will continue to grow in sin. You sure have the best husband in the world. I am happy for you and may God continue to be with your family

As a first timer, I will advise you to buy Japanese products such as Toyota, Honda etc

@kulyie: y would they be proud to do so ?

She is so beautiful

A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through, so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work everyday and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke ad a woman.- He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1PM and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30, he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade back." The Lord in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months though. You got pregnant last night.



Moral of the lesson is that men always appreciate your wife and be contended with what you do.

The fact is most of our governors or governor ship aspirants are rich already. You and I know that poor people do not contest and win political position in Nigeria at the top level. I still insist making political offices less attractive is one of the best way to reduce political killings and curruption in our polity. Thanks

Arnold Schwarzenegger did not accept his California governor's salary of $175,000 per year because of his already substantial wealth from his acting career. He is a great man. Our politicians should learn from this great man.


(en.wikipedia.org)

Nigeria has NOT won any medal at the London Olympics.. ..please tell them to introduce new games like internet fraud, money rituals, 419, stealing public funds, bomb planting,gossiping & kidnapping so that we can pick Gold medals. Yeye leaders

;DAll na lie.

Still no medal for #TeamNaija

Lolz

Abeg if I have offended u from january till today. we re endin middle of the year, Abeg send me recharge card of 1500, Make I call u to apologize

Bimpe invited her boyfriend Akpos over for dinner at her home, so that he could meet her parents.
While they were eating, it started raining heavily. Then Bimpe's mother said:"Akpos, I think you should sleep over here because this rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon"
After eating the mom went to the toilet and the father went to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to clean the plates, when the girl and the mother returned, Akpos was no longer there.
As they were busy wondering where he was, he came back really soaking wet.
Mother:"Where were you and why are you so wet?"
Akpos:"I went home to get my pyjamas. I beg wen Apkos wan wise? Happy New Month and Good Morning!

As it is, we are yet to win any medal in the on going tournament. There isn't enough preparation naija usual approach to tournaments. I feel so sorry for my dear country.

finest bigger boy

@ floriana


These questions are too complex