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First to comment, I would have said something but the topic is no worth commenting...







This first to comment shi.t

Lagusta: If u wan 4ck pucci, go to sexuality section, or better still, GO 4CK ASHEWO!!!

Why are you having problem with me telling a gurl that I like her,so to you liking her means I wanna fvck her, what a naïve mind and myopic way of reasoning

[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]i hav,infact it his a big prob.,why did u hav to lik her?[/quote]Duno, I guess you have to ask the transformer after you have hugged it

toluleke: sharap guy.reply to d joke.na wen u no fine u go dey luk 4 blind date

Follow the link to my facebook account and see if I'm ugly, I like the gurl, why are all of you having problem with that?

Or follow me on twitter
@abbey2samuel

Lagusta: Come, what's the meaning of this, do you think nairaland is like 2go where you catch chicks, 4ck them till their pucci tear, and dump them like an overused sanitary pad

Abeg go and give a mosquito a blow-job...

No

This is nairaland,or am I not free to say what's on my mind, I like the chick so go commit suicide

[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]wetin u wan say wey u no feel say am 4 NL*leaves thread angrily*[/quote]I already said it, I like her or do you have a problem with that?

@op(ampeaceful) I kinda like you, can we meet on facebook? I'm serious..........
www.facebook.com/abbey2samuel
My twitter handle is @abbey2samel
BBM pin 26A56500

Hope to hear from you

Why do people always come here with a problem for us to solve and claiming it's their friend that's in problem

She does,she's just waiting for you to make a move, you don't have to be confuse about that.

Let me teach one simple logic that don't require you toasting her.

Whenever she comes around,after much charting just kiss her accidentaly and see her reaction or her responce.


Very simple, kpata-kpata you apologise if you are in the friendz zone and you mistake that for love

Now the deal is, if you realise that she has been using you don't break up with her; simply turn the table around............

There was this gurl who knew that I was madly in love with her;but instead of her to reciprocate my love she decided to use me but as a sharp guy I detected it and turn the game around.

How to turn the table around

Very simple, all you need do is remove love from the equation and sail,date othEr gurls cuz u need to

They last time I checked it was a title of a movie directed by tyler perry and starring janet jackson.

Need more

So?

Why them crop that stunning woman beside her commot nah.

She looks like obatala masquerade

[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]haterz club[/quote]I don't do hating,just saying the obvious truth

Is beyon a ce ?

Let me help you laff in gangnam style, OPA GANGNAM laugh.


this is a stale joke

deenee: Seun has the propensity to better cashflows now and in the future than the duo of Dbanj and Ikeji put together.

I mean you don't see the owner of Facebook chilling out in clubs taking pictures with artistes do you?

So because Ikeji has posed with Dbanj, that automatically makes her a better than Seun right. #SMH#

Becuz a wanna be posed with dbanj it means she's better than seun,you guy with your myopic way of thinking,anybody can snap with dbanj, it doesn't add anything to your credential

I see nairaland go internation, just a matter of time

And what is funny about it dummy

War between davido former manager and who nah?

@op better complete your statement, and who is biting who

War between davido former manager and who nah?

@op better complete your statement

The school is locked..............
Go to their site a$$hole (in robbot tone)

NO, one is a nigerian your family member

binger: Sharp sharp...not surprised,footballers are good 'players',they 'score' at the slightest opportunity

Especially strikers

My airtel BIS of one month expired within two weeks and when I call them they said I have no MB left on my subcription,I felt so bad and regretted ever using airtel,though I must say that their 3G is awsome but I can't keep on paying 1400 every 2weeks

Mtn all the way

I don't know why nigerians display america national flag in nigeria,becuz I believe they wil not be displaying our own over there,though I've not been there before.

Or is it becuz they are the world power?

Or do other countries does the same?

I don't know why nigerians display america national flag in nigeria,becuz I believe they wil not be displaying our own over there,though I've not been there before.

Or is it becuz they are the world power?

[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]Akpors movd to .V.I. with his wife.Later,thieves invaded and demanded 4 d money he brought home d day b/4 vowing he wuld inject him wit hiv fluid if he didn't answer him
Akpor-if u inject me,wuld u still take d money
thief-no.
Akpor-then let me ease myself in d toilet first,then u cn inject me.
So he went to d toilet n wen he came back,d thief inject him and went away.
The wife still baffled asked Akpor why he accepted to be injected instead of giving them d money.
Akpor-the fool didn't knw dat i've put on condom wen I entered d toilet.
#who is d fool#[/quote]You the op
Mumu,
Stale jokes.

Dat dude has got no talent, he was just hidding behind the beat becuz nigerians dance to beats and pay little or no attention to the lyrics.....

When I learnt that he has been signed to good music, I was kinda shock,that's wondering what kind of song he was gonna sing there that can be marketable in the US of A..

(Oshe)

Libkid: And that is wat i call And that is wat i call And that is wat i call WICKEDNESS.those dudes stole timaya's beating and also went ahead to steal sarkodie azonto dance steps yet they had to treat may d dis way.GOD PUNISH THEM

If you listen to p2 songs very well you will find out that they always copy peoples song, they most steal foreign songs which you have no idea of,they are ibos,aren't they?

I really love mayD and right now he's unstopable not even by p2.

P2 excel in music only becuz people dance to beatz and don't listen to the lyrics and that's why 2face is my best as far as nigeria music is concern, see yes/no by banky...that is what I call music

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]I made front page 11 times last year (Opened this account on sept 4, 2012)

I've made front page 6 times this year. I've got 3 of my topics on the front page as we speak.

17 front pages in 4 months. Good! But I still need to work harder!!!

Baba God is GOOD....... [/quote]Seun osewa have you heard him? He's your front pager, so please pay him