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8. The higher or lower your earning income is in Finland, accordingly you will be charged for breaking traffic laws.

@op how pls

achi4u: when are we going to reach there?

Future impossible tense

Please I really need your help NL to do this assignment and its to be submitted on monday

(Q1) To a computer system data and information is binary number but to the user the same are in non binary.justify this claim

Please

That was a miss from ice_prince

You go fear rubber yansh nah

Some idiot can't differentiate between peck and kiss,

For God sake is that a kiss?

Very simple,simply remove your sim from the fone and insert it in another fone then call MTN,irrespective of your network,
Reinsert the sim to the fone you need the 2go apps and shout 2go three time then switch on the fone.

Vala!!!! 2go will start running

I smell rat

I guess I'm 8th to comment
Better luck next time

Abbey shorten from Abiodun,samuel is my second name given to me by my matarnal grand mother

Them say jonathan no dey run for the next election

Wellcome __asin welcome

Wellcome __asin welcome

You go fear intruder nah....

Wetin com concern you for the matter?

razznaija: I just knew that i was going to see at least one Naija girl bashing comment on this thread.

Buh I'm not a girl
And I'm not bashing comments

WTF, so someone can get sexually excited just by watching a dance step, wao!! That means the person will cum if he/she sees a nudity scene, And who da fvck is NBC?
Banning those videos will only help them sell better in the market.

Come o! Can you ban a video that's already everywhere? This NBC don't know what they are doing

Like it's one big deal

I felt normal sha! Becuz I was already into ladies when it happened

This is business, if BON is buying the right for NTA which will in turn sell the right to local TV stations,they are all buying the right to generate income by advising for companies mostly telecoms, but if orange which is another africa telecom is hosting the AFCON itself, just like maku said, other telecoms will not show much interest which means BON might not even make the money they pay for the broadcasting right,becuz the local TV station too might not show any interest, from what I understand,nigeria broadcasting right fee is higher.

I watch the match on super sport and I've not seen MTN,GLO or etisalat advert on the screen you understand how the business works.

Nigerians will watch AFCON with or without broadcasting right....

Maybe they will learn a lesson from this,becuz by the time nigeria is not taken part in the broadcasting,they will sure loose millions of euro

Wendyslim: . Enter which play? Clown

Your place

Scammer

You gave yourself out by doubling the money if it doesn't work..

Hahahaha!!!!!!

Laffing in ebira

SlyIg: Is that Davido on her back?

Are you blind?

Can't you see HKN and Davido

Must she be in your house before you can sponsor her to school?

No,I guess......

A wife suspected her husband for having sex with their maid, so she set a trap for the husband by sending the maid to village for weekend without telling her husband.
At night, the husband told his usual story 'darling,I want to go and watch wrestling match in the sitting room.' he left. The wife silently went to the maid's room lying on the bed
naked with no light. She noticed him open the door, joined her on the bed without wasting time and without a word, had sex with her, after the fifth round she said 'it is enough, i catch you, so this is how you used to have sex with her, you will do two rounds telling me you are tired. five rounds now, you are still demanding for more.
The gateman replied."'sorry madam, i no know say na you.

A female teacher in a class noticed
that she was sitting in a bad
position and therefore, the little
pupils were peeping at her. She
went on asking them one by one:-
Teacher: What did you see?
1st pupil: I saw a tatoo on your
thigh...
Teacher: Get out and come back
to school after 1week!
2nd pupil: I saw your brown
thighs.
Teacher: Follow your friend
outside and come back after
2weeks.
3rd pupil: I saw your black bush.
Teacher: What? Get out and come
back after 6weeks!
Then Ward jnr starts to get out of
the class without being told
anything:
Teacher: And you young boy...
Where are you heading to?
Ward jnr : Madam, according to
what I have seen, I think you
might chase me away from this
school for good!


OKON: I saw a strap of your bra.
TEACHER: Okon Get out! No class for you for a
week!
[Another Boy laughs]
TEACHER: Why did you laugh?
BOY: I saw both straps of d bra.
TEACHER: Get out! No class for you for 1 month!
[Teacher bends down to pick chalk & Akpos
started walking
out]
TEACHER: Akpos, why are you going out?
AKPOS: What I saw just now, I think my school
days are over!


Emekas phone rings…
Nkechi: “Baby do you still luv me
like before?”
Emeka: “Ofcourse Yes, my luv for
you will never change
... and is never ending.” Nkechi: “Dats my babyyyy, I want
you to buy me somting.”
Emeka: “Just name it, I am more
than capable, you know
me now, Nky bebe m”.
Nkechi: “Its just one BB porsche sha…”
Emeka: “No problem. Just find
out the price and let me
know”
Nkechi: “Its 450 000 naira.”
Emeka: “Is it manual or authomatic? Is it still in a good
shape, as in, the engine. Have you
checked the fuel
consumption too?” How many
kilometers has it done?
Nkechi: ”Honey, its not a car ooo… its a phone.”
Emeka: “Phone? Oh! does it come
with a plasma tv,
wardrobe and generator?”
Nkechi: “Please be serious, are
you buying it or not? ” Emeka in a whisper)”Ewo!”
Nkechi: “Helloooooo! are you still
there?”
Emeka: “Hiiiiiiiii!”
Nkechi : “What is this, I thought
you love me, infact, don’t even bother again. I will call Alhaji
to get it for me this
evening.”
Emeka: “God purnish ya life , na
so your tin sweet reach ,
not only Allhaji, better still, call Atiku he will be faster”
Nkechi: “Am going to delete you”
Emeka: “Is your fone hanging?
Cos I have deleted you
since you mentioned porsche. !
Thief, how much is bride price even in ya village sef!

Supermodel: One of the biggest website that covers news and event of school; www.myschoolnews.tk has published the fees of different institution for fresh student.
This fee will give you an hint of how much to pay in the school you apply for

To make it simple i will be giving you the
total and this exclude accomodation fee
and you can get the complete analysis directly
in their website www.myschoolnews.tk

don't hesitate to ammend or include the school fee of institution you know that are not listed here.

YABATECH=>#35000
OAU=>#37,000
UNIZIK=>#67,000
FUNAAB=>#48,000
AAU=>#80,000
MINNA=>#30,000
LASU=>#190,000 - 250,000
UI =>#29,000
AAUA=>#50,000
UNN=>#39,000
NOUN=#38,000
BUK=>#42,000
UNILAG=>#40,000
ILORIN=>#35,000
OOU=>#135,000
UNIOSUN=>#85,000
TASUED=>#60,000
LAUTECH=>#95,000
UNAD=>#105,000
BOWEN=>#550,000
ABUJA=>#40,000
IMSU=> FREE
UNIJOS=>39,000
ABU=>#35,000
UNICAL=#40,000
ANSU=>#46,000
KSUSTA=>#35,000
LEAD=>#1.5 mill for 3years
RSUST=>#40,000
FUTO=>#40,000
DELSU=>#38000
TSUJ=>#32,000
FUOYE=>#75,000
UNIBEN=>#50,000
NASARAWA=>#21,000
UNIPORT=>#36000
ABU=>#41,000
LOKOJA=#38,000
FUTA=>#47,000
ABSU=>#90,000
YOLA=>#34,000
BAYERO=>31,000
UNICAL=#38,5000
AKSU=>#30,000
if you don't find your school here,you can check www.myschoolnews.tk for your school and also read the viewers comment.

Yola = FUTY. Now MAOTECH is 15,000 or even less.

So I can't believe your figures

valicious1: Yes I've been abused by a Nigerian nurse, when I was 17. Sexxually though.

Details please

Ralphjoe: I once had a problem of which i posted on nairaland, on which i asked how i can extend my airtel internet subscription that is due to expire jan 13th, 2013. I got alots of ideas there but none of them suited my plan. So i decided that i'll recharge my line to get their 15mb weekly giveaway, in the hope that it will extend my remaining data bundle of 16.78g for atleast a week. In the process of doing that, a plan came to my mind, i bought the recharge card of N200, i change the date of my phone to 2014, then i loaded the recharge card, i was credited with their usual 15mb but the expiry date was only extended for 5days that is to expire on the 18th of this month. I switched off my phone then on it again, changed the date back to the correct date. Uptil this very moment, my bundle have not still expired but it kept telling me that it'll expire 18th of jan. Today is 19th & it has still not yet expired. Am still using to browse now, infact i use it to post on nairaland nw. Palz, tell me what could be responsible for this.

Why did you change the date?
Maybe the system is confused about the date afterall it's a computer, people always cheat it


That might be the answer to your misery

You're nothing but a cheap liar

You never let her know your financial details and she want a house not less than hundred million

You dey craze