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Fat lie

Whateva, creat your own lemme see

Nairaland can change you in a positive way if you want and negative way also.

Nairaland is informative,educating and entertaining...............

Ever since I joined the forum,no dull moment for me,

God bless Oluwaseun Osewa

I must say; seeing my country at an international scene just made me blush,I'm happy seeing Nigeria soldiers,we are known for peace keeping.

You can keep on saying shi.t about nigeria, I don't give a 4ck.

Nigeria is a great country
Nigeria is my country

#ilovenigeria

doctokwus: Our things always dfferent& always we appear not to know what to do.Why disembark frm d transport aircraft wt guns @combat positions;d rebels were dfinitely not @ d airport.More organised settings disembark wt guns far off sight& begin to prepare demselves @ d camp

Some fools will make some useless comment,while some idiat will like the comment....................

Goshhhhhh!!!!!!

We should be thanking you Seun for giving us a platform,thank you

Nairaland will be greater than this

maclatunji: Ok, congratulations!

Why I hate you like this?

TRUTHTELA: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2263785/Algerian-hostage-crisis-35-killed-helicopter-attack-BP-gas-plant-siege-2-Brits-feared-dead.html?ICO=most_read_module

Click on on this link. you'll see that Nigerian Army has nothing to offfer the world. They only care about FOOD ,FOOD & FOOD! IT'S A SHAME, OTHERS ARE PUTTING WEAPONS TOGETHER, THE NIGERIAN ARMY IS BUSSY LOADING FOOD.

So becuz they are going on peace keeping mission they should stave to death, now I see that some nairalanders are just big fools, or is there anything wrong in eating?

When it comes to peace keeping in africa,nigeria soldiers are known for their effort........
.so don't condemn them, they are humans and some of them with family @home

Is there anything wrong with that?
You will only end up confusing the child

Let's laugh a bit by writing our names In Japanese language!
JAPANESE ALPHABET
A= ka, B=tu, C=mi, D= te, E= ku, F=lu, g= ji, H= ri, I= ki, J= zu, K= me, L= ta, M= rin, N= to, O= mo, P= no, Q= ke, R= shi, S= ari, T = chi, U= do, V= ru, W=mei, X= na, Y= fu, Z= zi
Let me see ur Name in Japanese language. Dont spoil de fun.
Mine is katukimotedoto....

Laughing in gangnam style

No1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep.
The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

No2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.

No3
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband.
Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.
Ahahahaha.
Pls dont laf alone, send 2 dose u want dem 2 =D X_X
Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,
Son: "What are you doing?" Ask the son.
Father: "I’m putting petrol on your Mom."
Son: "Haauu - Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in yesterday."
Mother fainted!
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A man went to the pub with his wife.
When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:
"You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay.
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Classic.
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.
In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?
The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"
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kristikat: they should not know themselves,
until the time is right........
babies are usually ADULT SPIRITS coming from heaven to live here,
and experience this reality,
if they see themselves too soon,
they may fail in accomplishing what it is they came to do here,
since they must first come here on a clean slate,
or think this life is the only life there is to live,
knowledge of them coming from some place else,
may totally confuse them,
and maybe make them forget why they came here...
since they come here with a specific mission erasing all other memories,
only with the purpose in mind.....

I'm sorry but you are not making any sense..............

What's your point exactly?

Mr op you mumu o
Just know what you say about God,
The bible(word of God) is not contradictory in anyway

I can't fight for God

korel9: I don't get you please...

He's just been sarcastic

Na hausa babe? If not she too young na.

You wickedt o....you badt gon


That girl need to enjoy har youthful age man, don't rush into any marriage

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Is that wat ur gf did wit u? [/quote]We suppose to have a gbagaun detector on NL

I can imagine what the poor dude is going through,heart break,deceit,lies

Some girls baffles me o! Even when somebody is ready to marry you, you still involve yourself in escapade.

As for me it's over cuz a bigger shock awaits you in the future

KINGwax: where are the white men

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Correct

Na so hin life don bend reach, I believe say na garri him carry for that leather


Maybe na movie scene oo

Sapphire86: Sexkillz: u r lying! U used me, dumped me n abandoned me; u con dey talk amen in cap letters??

Abeg lemme follow use you nah,

joeydozzy: he sabi chop Malawi punny but dey fin Nigerian food. umu ndi álá

I wonder o

Sincere 9gerian: The federal govt was criticised last year for budgeting N1billion for feeding at the Villa. In response to criticisms, the federal govt later reduced the budget marginally to a little over N800million, but that was still too little in the eyes of many.

For the year 2013, the federal govt had proposed a budget of about N1.3billion for feeding and miscellaneous expenses in the State House. This provision was widely reported and one of such reports is reproduced below:

...The Senate Committee on Federal Character and Inter-Governmental Affairs were told yesterday that a whopping N1, 305, 292, 050 billion had been set aside in the 2013 budget for refreshment, meals and other miscellaneous expenses in the State House.....A breakdown of the miscellaneous expenses in the budget proposal showed that the sum of N203, 753m was allocated for refreshment and meals, N107,413m for honorarium and sitting allowances while N37,277,825 was budgeted for publicity and advertisement.

Others include medical expenses of N50.308m; postage and courier services would gulp N10, 035,583m, welfare packages were allotted N195.066m; subscription to professional bodies got N4,589,793m and sporting activities, which was given N32,910,730.

Overtime was also allocation the sum of N250,455,589 while feeding of animals including animal supplements for the veterinary clinic got N30,584m s, Summit/ Extra ordinary sessions, including the UN, African Union, ECOWAS, etc, has N228,112,862 while NYSC, IT, LOCUM, housemanship and contract staff allowance has N144,788,555......

The State House Permanent Secretary, Emmanuel Ogbile, who defended the budget told the lawmakers that the amount was inadequate......saying: "I have taken pains to explain that this money is not just to fund the residence of the President and that of the Vice President. The experience I have had is that this fund is grossly insufficient. It's not even enough."

He further explained that out of the N1.305 billion, "The Federal Executive Council (FEC) holds every Wednesday and we take care of them through this budget", he said.

Nonetheless, he listed other expenses that fall within the refreshment and meals vote to include National Economic Council(NEC), Council of States, conferences in the Banquet Hall, presidential retreats, National Merit Award, Children's Day, hosting of dignitaries, and so on....

http://allafrica.com/stories/201211210241.html


It is very proper for every Nigerian to demand TRANSPARENCY and ACCOUNTABILITY at the federal level but this demand should not be limited to the federal govt.

The state govts collects and disburses about 50% (for the state and local govts, thru state-local govt joint accounts) of the national purse.

Therefore any demand for TRANSPARENCY and ACCOUNTABILITY that exempts the state governors will not yield desired results.

Consequently, we also want to KNOW what the Lagos state govt and by extension other state governors, budgeted for feeding (or FOOD) in 2013.

Thank you for letting us know
I will do something about......


How much do you want them to budget? 1.3million naira?
Yeye dey worry you

Fashola carry go jor..
Eko oni baje o

Budget one trillion naira no p.

kaze4blues: Eko o ni baje...



6th ds time...I can stil do better

Eko o ni baje oo!!

Amen

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Me too please
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donchris369: Wow, beat my sister because of my wife even to the extent of dripping blood. Wow... When we were struggling together from childhood, going to primary school, secondary school and even university, pulling things through together where was my wife. When we were drinking garri together in our struggling days in a very harsh condition, where was my wife. When people were making carricature of my family, even taunting us where was my wife. Now am a made man, rich and get myself a wife, i should now turn against my family. Beat my elder sister for what? If i didnt make it in life, will my wife look my way at all, but, i guess my sister will still put effort to make me a made man. Op did you say my elder sister? my elder sister is probably a senior to my wife, so why should my wife say nasty things about her to disrespect her? Wow.... I love my wife but, i will never turn against my family because of her. GOD forbid bad thing. Oya, i know all the married women in the house will want to take on me now. But, ask yourselves if your junior brother you sufferred for beats you up because of his wife, no matter the reason how you will take it.

You are a fool for those jargons you wrote up there, I couldn't read all so I read the first three lines.
The family want him to seperate from his wife,is that a good thing?
No matter how rude the wife is and the husband decided to stay married to his wife, the family should let him be;that's his own cross to bear.

The sister was wrong by going to someone elses house to fight them, she should have put the fact that she's someones wife into consideration before going to fight someone elses wife.

She got served

@op you are very stup!d

Attention seeking brat

talk true: Black man mentality. They always interpret anything and link it to devil. Thereby bringing down curses and under development upon themselves.

White man saw smokes coming out from a mountain, he explores to find out why and discovered that it was snow.
Black man saw same mountain, he barricade the place with red cloth, offers goat as sacrifice and said that this is a sacred place

Is it not this same white people that opened our eyes to the existance of illuminati?

You would have believed a white man instead