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I no fit carry pass pure water with my teeth

Oshibajo has been performing well years back.. Everything he touches works perfectly,from Npower to Traders Moni to Polio Eradication.. TUALE SIR

omlueh:
Edo can never be Lagos of course, all politicians are same and Bastards, but the only previleage Obaseki will enjoy is saying no to god fatherism which Oshimhole really and outrightly condemed and kick against

Obaseki will still be accountable to Atiku,Saraki,Seconds and the likes. They were the ones who interceded on his behalf for other aspirants to step down for him.

These niggas are one of the reasons US Embassy dey deny person Visa...God punish you and everybody wey folo una chop the money u thief...OLE

This one burst my brain

This man na low budget Buhari. He has been contesting from time immemorial. And he will do the same this time and get the same result.

chiiraq802:
It weeeee still end in tears

Bad Belle. Enemy of Good things

That name caught me.MODANDOLA meaning God give wealth and give me a child that could take care of it. What a beautiful name

Permission of movement across State borders only outside curfew hours with effect from 1st July, 2020;




Someone should pls explain this paragraph to me.

Adecool123:
I registered with ease and it was successful. I did it around 7:30am yesterday

Oga if you registered yesterday morning,then your registration is not genuine. Official portal opens 11:45pm on 26th June 2020

I'm not proud of you at all

Bluethong1:
Once a soilder is always a soilder.

Lol

MoodyQueen:
Well it isn't a crime to marry for money.
I'm sure your mother, a woman, will agree.

Nincompoop.

CHISOS!

jigganigga:
somebody go just smoke igbo finish dem go come nairaland dey ask rubbish question

LoL...how I wish I can Puff,

MrSensor:
yes you can if the guy has money. . Even if Bill Gates leave all his wealth to his dog you can even marry the dog. Women can marry anything for money.

Y are you so sure... There was no money when God created Eve, remember?

If by chance you find out your fiance/fiancee once suffered insanity and was later cured of it.

Will you proceed to settle down with him or her?

Las Las he will still lick Obaseki's yansh n sell his slot

adeniyisamuel59:
Yet, you have not told us what your experience is.

I dated one of my colleagues at work, things were going on smoothly for 18months until her parent said our relationship can never get their prayers. I never knew she has another guy in secret while I'm still searching, that's how she started flaunting her man in my presence oo, she will always do things that will remind of our time together and above all, she's taunting me by flexing with another female Colleague. Oga, I no fit lie u he dey pain. Tho I now have a gf,but she stays Faraway.

This life has different facets, what works for me might not work for you and vice versa and that is why I won't say I'm totally right. But if I'm been ask to advice anyone, I will advise against it. I've experienced it and it's an error I pray my enemy doesn't make. If everything goes as planned and both end as a couple;No Problem. But if it doesn't,one has just clicked on frustration, trouble and distress button and it will continue to be active until one of the parties leave the work. I will make sure my children doesn't make the same mistake.

Agbo (Ram) Agbo (Herbal Concoction) which one he be?

Depressedkidd:
Just be yourself. Ask your girl if her father takes alcohol or not, let her tell you what kind of person he is. Take a good bottle of wine and a nice wrapper or piece of jewelry for her mom. Eat before you go. If offered food, make sure to show that you enjoy it, compliment the food but also eat responsibly. If you're offered alcohol you can reject with an excuse, or go for a glass(if it's wine), or a bottle (if it's beer) but make sure not to finish it, leave a quarter of the glass or bottle, drink slowly. Know your current affairs and world political scene, religion, markets etc in case the man takes you on a discussion train. All in all, do not fake anything, be nice and be yourself.

Thanks bro

Say No to Godfatherism... OMO ASE

Zendinho:
Since it's your first time, go with just one person that is more mature in who in wisdom and age than you.

Don't do the mistake of going with someone who's not mature in every thing. Someone who knows you very well....who can represent you in words and can command influence is ok.

It depends on the family, but in an ideal situation, you should go with a bottle of wine. You will certainly be entertained, don't reject theirs but don't finish it no matter how small it is especially food.

When you done with entertainment, thank them for their welcome and go straight to the point. Mind you if you are not used to proverbs or wise words avoid using them lest you make blunders .

In all comport your self in their presence, talkless but listen more.

Make use of your two most important senses.
The eyes: Observe their body language while you talk
The ears: Listen attentively while someone talks....

Make less of your mouth except and unless you want to talk.


All in all I wish you the best of luck.

Thanks bro... it's a long distance and I don't have much friends. I'm thinking of going alone. Moreover, someone said; they might want to discuss something they wouldn't want a third party to be aware of.

Ariza:
This guy go use hypertension kill himself. Lol


Bro just be yourself, don't go with a friend. You are meeting them for the first time, there may be some things they will want to talk about but won't with the presence of your friend. Just go with the intention of meeting your would be parents. Be relaxed, polite and confident.

U've got a point bro

Heistman:
Baba .. chillax ,u don't need to go with any friend,
just be yourself no do gragra...and eat if den offer u food o u go dey alright....and u no dey settle anybody yet..u fit just buy wine (for the Papa)..and something else for the (ma).. no go empty handed sha

All right bro

majamajic:
No ear rings
Cover all tattoos
Use local language
No chewing gums
Dress traditional or matured
Don't lie or use trick
Eat food but make sure u eat before going so u don't eat like dog
Never go outside to smoke during the discussions
Don't look lostly at her younger sister
U can give them money , don't give the dad
Go with good bottled wine
Don't demand any money from your wife that day , do as u can do
Don't panick , u are the main actor , don't see it as they are doing u good
If u have 2 cars , use the minor first
Just no let them see u finish

Thanks bro.... I no get car oo....

Afternoon Everyone.
I will be meeting my girlfriend's parent for the very first time next weekend. And to be sincere, I'm nervous! Pls I will like matured and married men in the house to teach me how to Comport myself in their presence.

Do I need to go with a friend?
Am I supposed to eat there?
Like how much should I budget for the trip coz they stays in a different state with me?
Who and who are the most important that I must settle?


Mind u, I'm a low income(50k-80k) earner and my girl earn higher, but we're cool with that. I've always think that I won't get married until I get a better job,but age is not on my girl's side and her parent her now pestering. I pray her family should accept me.

Seerade029:


very funny.

But what if Obaseki comes back.

What will he write?

Since Obaseki and Shuaibu has come back, bring my broom, I'm interested again

U sef sounds like u were waiting for it to happen. I'm not advising you to beg for Love,but Reno didn't say we shouldn't spend on our babe,he only said we shouldn't have that sense of responsibility that made some guys Bleep up just bcuz they wanna satisfy their babes.

Both of you look like kids to me(sorry to say), n two babies can't cope in a relationship. It cost u nothing to explain things to her except u're also tired of the babe. Likewise,the babe too ought not to say it's over that fast.


Look for a matured and boss lady to date n u too should grow up as well.

Obaseki right now

Naira keeps implicating people upandan. From Zlatan to Funke to this one.... D guy is an hardened criminal

Opiosko:
Watin I do u nah?
I see mention, na so I rush say dem don dash me car.. but na u quote me.
Mitcheew! no spoil my luck, biko.

Dem go dash u filling station join