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 Career › Re: I Want To Sack My Employee I Was Crushing On. by abdoolorunwa(m): 6:01pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
ITS PERFECT!!! GET ON WITH IT HEAD ON. |
| Family › Re: Is It Okay For A Man To Cry In Front Of His Woman? by abdoolorunwa(m): 5:43pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
my friend, the reason we were refered to as MEN and women is because there is huge difference in both otherwise we would have being referred to as PEOPLE. if a man cries in front of his woman, I feel that is total weakness, the ability to hold it in makes you a man. quit deceiving urself. if u do cry before ur woman, mehn u r d reason d world is not at peace. u tell her everything, she knows everything, she controls and shouts at u. don't be a fake. be in charge. always |
| Travel › Re: See Hilarious Tweets On #mylagosexperiences by abdoolorunwa(m): 4:36pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
GOOD ONE FROM #ZAIN, REALLY GOT ME CRACKING MA RIBS ''ALL PRIDE GONE, COZ U FORGOT URWALLET AND HAD TO PAY DANFO CONDUCTOR''. MEHN U GO SWEAT DEY BEG!!! I NO FIT SHOUT! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Arsenal Fans Praying For A Favourable UCL Draw (Hilarious Photo) by abdoolorunwa(m): 4:03pm On Dec 14, 2015 |
EVEN WHEN ARSENAL BORROW EXTRA FORM. JOIN THE FORM WEY DEM DEY. KAI NO HOPE!!! ATLEAST ARSENE WENGER FOR JUST RESPECT HIMSELF RETIRE HONORABLY. ABI NA CURSE?
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| Health › Re: Mycoplasma Genitalium: Scientists Confirm A New Sexually Transmitted Disease by abdoolorunwa(m): 12:25pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
HMMMMMM!!! ANOTHER BIOLOGICAL WEAPON. WE WILL SURVIVE. BY GOD'S GRACE! |
| Politics › Re: Murray-Bruce Gives Widows Half Of His Wardrobe Allowance (Pics) by abdoolorunwa(m): 8:27am On Dec 07, 2015 |
INSTEAD OF GIVING THEM FISH. TEACH THEM TO FISH! WELDONE SHA, U R ONE AMONG MILLIONS TO BE COMMENDED. SALUTE |
| Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Visits IDP Camp, Sees Horrific Conditions People Stay In (PICS) by abdoolorunwa(m): 8:10am On Dec 07, 2015 |
FOR NAILA HERE! AND TO THINK THAT A ONE MANS BANK ACCOUNT CAN ACTUALLY SEE THESE PEOPLE THROUGH THIS. THERE IS GOD O. |
| Sports › Re: Abdul Haruna Slumps & Dies During Match by abdoolorunwa(m): 7:20am On Dec 07, 2015 |
may his gentle soul rest. Ameen!!! |
| Fashion › Re: These Photos Of A 7-year-old Nigerian Model Have Got Everyone Talking by abdoolorunwa(m): 9:26am On Dec 05, 2015 |
AND WHEN SHE COVERS HRSELF, WOULD SHE NOT BE CALLED A TERRORIST? I MEAN THESE ARE THE SORT OF OUTING U GUYS ENCOURAGE, SO LET HER GROW TO BE LOVED IN THE WAY SHE'S BEING ENCOURAGED TO. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Nigeria May Soon Explode-Saharareporters by abdoolorunwa(m): 8:25am On Dec 05, 2015 |
THE PROBLEM WITH NIGERIANS IS THE FACT THAT WE OURSELVES DO NOT REALISE THAT THE COUNTRY NIGERIA IS SUCH A PERFECT SET UP. ONE GROUP CRITICIZING THE SITTING GOVERNMENT, AND THE IS RAINING PRAISE. FOR ONE THING I BELIEVE YOU WHO HAS POSTED THIS IN YOUR CAPACITY AS AN INDIVIDUAL HAS SOME LEVELS OF CHALLENGES U ARE DEALING WITH. THE PRESIDENT SHARES IN YOUR PROBLEM AND THAT OF OTHER NIGERIANS, SO I SAY HE IS TRYING. AND THEN ON OBASANJO'S, I DONT TAKE HIS WORDS SERIOUSLY, HE HAD PLAYED HIS PART, AND IF HE COULDN'T DO MUCH TO CHANGE WHAT NOW PERCIEVE I SUGGEST HE KEEPS HIS THOUGHTS TO HIMSELF. H SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO COME PUBLIC AND MAKING SUCH INFLAMMATORY STATEMENTS. HE IS OLD AND DOESN'T THINK STRAIGHT. HE NEEDS SPECIAL CARE LIKE YOU DO. |
| Politics › Re: Obiano Visits Mosque Which Was Attacked During The Protest In Onitsha (Photos) by abdoolorunwa(m): 3:26pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
r dey at loggerheads with the government or muslims. am confused! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Writes Buhari, Says Nigerians Are Lamenting by abdoolorunwa(m): 5:05am On Nov 29, 2015 |
I BELIEVE THE PRESIDENT IS FULLY AWARE OF ALL THAT YOU POINTED OUT. WE NIGERIANS ARE THE PROBLEM OF THE NATION. WITH THE OPPOSITION INSTIGATING HATE, THE INCESSANT POSTS ON SOCIAL MEDIAS, THE RUMOURS, ARE MORE OF A CHALLENGE TO THE SUCCESS IN ANTICIPATION. I TRUST THE FACT THAT PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE, IT IS ONE THING NIGERIANS LACK. WE ALL WANT TO TAKE THE SHORT COURSE, YES IT CAN BE SUCCESSFUL IN SOME ENDEAVOURS BUT NOT SO EASY IN DECISION MAKING, ESPECIALLY ONE THAT HAS TO DO WITH THE LIVES OF OVER 170 MILLION PEOPLE. ITS ONLY A FOUR YEAR TERM. HE KNOWS HE (BUHARI) IS NOT THERE FOR A PLEASURE TRIP, HE'S BEING CIVIL AS AGAINST HIS FORMER MILITARY PERSONALITY. HE NEEDS OUR UNDERSTANDING AND PRAYERS SO THAT IF GOD BE FOR US NO OPPOSITION CAN STAND AGAINST US. |
| Career › Re: Advice Needed:a Masters Degree To Aid My 2.2 Or A Life-changing Trip To Italy? by abdoolorunwa(m): 12:46pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
MY DEAR, U R UR OWN PERSON. U KNOW WHAT U WANT AND WAT IS BEST FOR U. I'LL MAKE U A REFERENCE. A FRIEND OF MINE WAS IN HIS 400 LEVEL WEN THE CHANCE CAME FOR HIM TO JOIN THE NIGERIAN NAVY. HE LEFT SCHOOL WITHOUT SECOND THOUGHTS. UR GOING TO ITALY DOESN'T MEAN U WOULDN'T GET UR MASTERS. THE BIG QUESTION IS ''WHAT ARE U STUDYING FOR?''- TO GET A JOB. GETTING A MASTERS DEGREE ISN'T TOO MUCH OF A BIG DEAL AND U WILL CONSIDER DOING IT ABROAD (WHICH ALL OF US CRAVE FOR) SO TAKE UR CHANCE AND IF U ARE NOT FROM BENIN GOING FOR INTERNATIONAL AWAY MATCH, THEN UR DECISIONS TO GO TO ITALY IS BEST. MY THOUGHTS SHA. |
| Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello's Posters As APC Governorship Candidate 2015 by abdoolorunwa(m): 12:32pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
I SEE D FUTURE IS BRIGHT FOR THE KOGISITES. |
| Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests ‘pastor’ For N200m Fraud (Photos) by abdoolorunwa(m): 12:28pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
GOD HAVE MERCY! MY THOUGHTS ARE THAT, ''IF IT HAD BEING AN IMAM'' ALL OF UR COMMENTS HERE WOULD READ DIFFERENTLY. |
| Romance › Re: ‘I Am Sleeping With My Step Sister’ by abdoolorunwa(m): 12:09pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
IF U WERE MUSLIM, I'D SAY ITS AWEFULLY WRONG. BUT UR ACTS ARE PERMITTED BY UR BELIEF, SO IF PARENTS DISAGREE, THERE IS ALWAYS AN ALTERNATIVE-YOU ELOPE, GET MARRIED, HAVE KIDS AND UR PARENTS WOULD UNDERSTAND. AFTERALL, THE PRODIGAL SON WILL BE FORGIVEN. |
| Romance › Re: Guys, How Do You Feel When Your Lady Has A Male Bestie? by abdoolorunwa(m): 6:44am On Nov 27, 2015 |
AFTER READING ''THE PREGNANT VIRGIN'' I UNDERSTOOD I COULDN'T TRUST MYSELF TO BE JUST FRIENDS WITH HER WITHOUT THE DEVIL BEING THE THIRD PARTY. I DON'T TRUST SUCH UNION BECAUSE HE MAY HAVE A CRUSH ON THE GIRL AND KEEP IT TO HIMSELF WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO POUNCE. YOU'LL FIND MOST OF THEM ARE NOT IN TERMS WITH HER GUY. SOME ARE TRUE FRIENDS BUT U HARDLY KNOW. SO STOP DECEIVING YOURSELF. MAKE UR BEST FRIEND UR BOYFFRIEND AND IT IS THE SAME THING. FOR IF U ARE FRIENDS, U'LL PLAY TOGETHER, LAUGH TOGETHER, HUG, handle EACH OTHER SENDING ELECTRIC SHOCKS THROUGH THIS CHEMISTRY MEETING PHYSICS AND U LIKE IT. THEN U R CERTAIN THAT IS UR MISSING RIB. |
| Family › Re: Please Help!!! My Aunt Is Becoming A Prostitute In Her Husband House by abdoolorunwa(m): 11:52pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
NA U WAN CARRY HER CROSS ABI? U DON TRY TO ADVISE HER. FLY WEY NO WAN HEAR WORD, GO FOLLOW DEAD BODY ENTER GRAVE. |
| Celebrities › Re: 'I Have Not Had Sex For 8 Years Now' - Comedienne Mandy Says (pictured) by abdoolorunwa(m): 11:15pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
AM SORRY TO SAY BUT I FELT FOR HER UNTIL I SAW HER PICS. <SHOUTING> ''HOW U NO GO DEY CELIBATE WHEN FAT AND GANDA DON BLOCK ALL THE SPECIAL PLACES, U COME STILL CARRY HAND BLOCK THE SLIPPERS WEY DEY UR CHEST'' LOOK URSELF FOR MIRROR AND U GO SEE SAY YOU YOURSELF NA PROBLEM TO URSELF. IF NA ME BE U EHN, I GO USE STYLE FIND HORSE DEY FORM HORSE RACE, MEANWHILE NA THAT UP DOWN MOVEMENT GO DEY ALIGN UR WAIST. ABEG NA PASS I JUST DEY PASS |
| Romance › Re: The Disadvantages Of Marrying A Virgin. by abdoolorunwa(m): 10:50pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
MY FRIEND, HMMMM. AS I TYPE I HAVE SMILES ALL OVER MY FACE. I THINK IN UR OPINION U HAVE THE WORST IDEAS FOR A VIRGIN. VIRGINITY IS A GOOD THING IF U WILL AGREE WITH ME. SHE IS SHY, SHE KNOWS NO HARRASSMENT, SHE KNOWS NO MOLESTATION, SHE IS CHASTE, SHE GOT MANNERS, SHE,S GOT RESPECT AND VALUE, SHE COMES TO YOUR HOME WITH A LOT OF BLESSINGS, MOST OF ALL, SHE IS THE PRIDE OF HER CREATOR. IT IS UR KIND OF PERSON WHO IDEALISES WOMEN THAT SEES SEX AS THE ESSENCE OF MARRIAGE. MARRIAGE IS AN INSTITUTION, IT REQUIRES THat u respect, LOVE, SHARE, ADULATE, SEX AND HAVE PITY FOR ONE ANOTHER WEAKNESS. UR MIND SET AS REGARDS SEX DETERMINES HOW U PERCIEVEUR VIRGIN WIFE.FOR ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN BLESSED WITH A VIRGIN FOR A WIFE, THAT PERSON IS THE MOST LUCKY,BECAUSE GOD HAS GIVEN THAN PERSON A SECOND CHANCE TO REDEEM HIMSELF FROM THE ATROCITIES HE OR SHE HAD BROUGHT UPON HIM/HERSELF. TAKE FOR INSTANCE, U GAVE BIRTH TO A GIRL CHILD, U MANAGED HER AS A GOOD PARENT UNTIL PUBERTY THEN A BOY DISVIRGINS HER. WE WOULDN'T SAY SHE HAD TAKEN AFTER HER MOTHER, RATHER WE WILL POINT FINGERS AT U, BECAUSE U HAD DONE TO OTHER PEOPLES CHILDREN. ITS TIT FOR TAT. SO MY FRIEND STOP EXPOSING UR IGNORANCE PUBLICLY. WHAT IF UR BEST FRIEND HAD F**KED UR CURRENT WIFE OR THE ADORABLE KIDS U TREASURE SO MUCH TURNS OUT TO BE UR DRIVERS CHILDREN. THINK LIKE A MAN, ACT LIKE A MAN AND TALK LIKE A MAN. DO NOT ALLOW THE FACT THAT THE WORLD HAD MADE SEX A CHEAP COMMODITY BLIND U FROM SEEN LIGHT. DO U KNOW HOW MUCH MISFORTUNES HAD BEFALLEN THOSE EXPERIENCED GIRLS U CELEBREATE OR WHAT CALIBRE OF MEN THEY HAD SLEPT WITH AND INHERITED THEIR CURSES. I WONDER Y U DISCREDIT VIRGINS. PRAISE BE TO THE LORD FOR PUTTING US ON THE STRAIGHT PATH, PRAISE BE UNTO THE LORD FOR SENDING HIS MESSENGERS THROUGH TIME TO PUTTING US ON COURSE GLORY TO HIS MAJESTY FOR SENDING GUIDANCE THROUGH JESUS, SON OF MARY HONOUR AND ADORATION TO THE BENEFICIENT FOR SENDING HIS MERCY ON MANKIND THROUGH HIS PROPHET MUHAMMAD (SAW) 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: Your Little Daughter Has A Boyfriend. First Reaction? by abdoolorunwa(m): 10:06pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
all of u are just blabbing cho cho cho!!! if u plant cassava, u go harvest cassava. if u plant groundnut, u go harvest groundnut. u will never plant maize to harvest yam. LESSON: IF U DO ANOTHER MAN OWN, DEM GO DO UR OWN LESSON 2: IF U NO DO ANOTHER MAN OWN, NOBODY GO TOUCH UR OWN LESSON 3:EXCEPT OFCOURSE IF ONE OF UR UNCLES, AUNTIES, GRAND PAPA, GRAND MAMA OR ANYONE FROM UR BLOODLINE DON DO AM B4. IN THAT CASE I SUGGEST U PICK UP AK47! SIMPLE AND SHORT. HIGHEST U GO PRISON CASE CLOSE.BUT IF SHE COME CARRY BELLE FOR AM, PLEAD FOR SENTENCED TO DEATH AND MAKE THEM BURY U NEAR THE BOY, MAKE U CONTINUE TO DEY CHOP HIM FATHER FOR YONDER, HIM DEY CRAZE, AH NO DEM NO BORN AM WELL......... WAIT INFACT WHO POST THIS THING, IF I CATCH U. |
| Forum Games › Re: 8 Out Of Every 10 Would Fail These!!! by abdoolorunwa(m): 9:50pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
6+X =6+x collect like terms x-x = 6-6 0=0 0 is the answer wait o! the answer sef no dey option. Una don dey forget maths. put 0 there! |
| Politics › Re: President Buhari Leaving Abuja For G7 Summit In Germany. Photos by abdoolorunwa(m): 4:25pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
HUMANS! NEVER SATISFIED. WHEN SEARCHING FOR INFO ON NET YOU ONLY SEE WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE. YOU WANT TO SEE HOW WELL BUHARI IS DOING OR HOW BAD. ITS ALL THERE. ON THE WWW.
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| Family › Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by abdoolorunwa(m): 7:39am On May 31, 2015 |
Oga, in my sincere opinion. Firstly, I would like you to understand that God does not give man something that man cant cope with. Secondly, I'd like you to understand that ur way towards life does not equal ur wife's. wat I mean here is dat for u to be dat busy requires dat u get ur woman engaged as well. but because u were satisfied with her being a housewife, u have failed to anticipate the danger to ur marriage u anticipate now. Its not too late to get her engaged in some activities. Its risky to leave a woman idle. she'll gossip, she'll cheat, she'll go to certain extreme. u underestimated her. so get her engaged. bearing in mind that good sex sustains marriage, relieve some of ur engagements to her so u dont have to do every other thing. u should know what she can handle and what she cant. this will cause both of u to be on almost the same rank. i.e u r busy and she is busy striving to put food on the table. stop worrying about physical sex for now while u gradually regain confidence. take a leave from work, have time for her, handle each other. activate the strategy i call BEDROOM VOICE, where u use words instead of dick to make love. talking in her ear sentimentally, emotionally, sexually. try it and thank me later. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: The Sculptural Piece Honor Of Jonathan Going On In Otuoke by abdoolorunwa(m): 1:58pm On May 28, 2015 |
O boy, if na money u dey find, make i remind u say GEJ don activate im manage-mode o. so manage ur talent. although the work take style fine sha, sure say na you do am? |
| Agriculture › Re: Intending And First-time Farmers: Lets Meet Here by abdoolorunwa(m): 10:19pm On May 04, 2015 |
Noble farmer, I feel there is a missing link to your strategy. maybe you should start thinking SARO AGROCHEMICALS, the farmers friend. All farmers know this is the future for them. cheers |
| Romance › Re: The Disadvantages Of Marrying A Virgin. by abdoolorunwa(m): 8:28am On Feb 16, 2015 |
tnk God dats ur opinion.bt one quick question 4 u,which wld u prefer 4 ur sister/daughter:virgin b4 marriage or champion b4 marriage? learn to keep ur opinion to urself,n stop trying to discourage those making an effort to keep theirs and we all knw hw it ended wit sordom n gommorans. 12 Likes |
| Family › Re: what does Nigerian law say about children born out of wedlock? by abdoolorunwa(m): 10:05pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
d truth is dere two ways of getting a child. in-wedlock n outside-wedlock.in ur case,wch is d Latter,comes wit to many consequencies,one is 'u r on ur own'.d earlier u realise dis n strive to give d innocent child a good upbringing.n help him not to regret d fact dat he was 'smuggled' into u.4get d fada,if he brings his contributions,fine,if not,fine.i jst nd u to understand dat God who has given us mouth,wld not starve it.u only nd to realise dis and glorify him n seek forgiveness 4 ur shameful act.dat way,u'll be amazed hw God Works.Be Good n i might marry u.u never knw wat tmao holds. |
| Family › Re: Living In The City Without A Job, How Ladies Cope. by abdoolorunwa(m): 8:16am On Feb 15, 2015 |
it was not as bad as it is now.u will agree wit me dat d gains from d resources we r blessed wit in dis country is enuf to go round every citizen,young or old.bt as youths divided in thoughts n diversities we fail to see dat our fathers who r beta placed to change our situations r only enriching demselves wit our resources.just imagine dangote for example,virtually every produceable stuff he does,na only him go chop,in dat aspect employment is limited.he can decide d price of cement.if only a few hold d key to our resources what do u expect from d majority who r youths to engage in.d few youths who strive r either self employed or r earning less dan 20000,d rest may resort to prostitution/robbery as d case may be.its being 16 yrs of PDP slavery,we need change.it mustn't be APC.bt definitely not PDP.else we r finished as a people |
| Education › Re: Drop An English Word That Will Make Someone Check The Dictionary by abdoolorunwa(m): 10:37pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
'pithecanthropus erectus' |
| Family › Re: Concern As More Us-based Nigerians Murder Their Spouses by abdoolorunwa(m): 8:58pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
God bless ur instincts swthrt.if i were around u,i'd marry u! |
| Family › Re: Concern As More Us-based Nigerians Murder Their Spouses by abdoolorunwa(m): 8:56pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
mutter: |
