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Nigerian Army Uniform for just N3,500? Chai!!!! |
LOVELY THREAD! IN FACT, ONE OF THE BEST THREADS I HAVE EVER READ ON NL. KUDOS, OP.
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The Ogogoro he drank had expired ![]() |
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No way! I am very sure those are wads of paper. Can't be real money. Haba!!! |
RichDad1:She's just jealous of Linda and willing to sling mud. I say, truth prevails in the end . . . |
Dedicating this frontpage post to Linda Ikeji. Who God don bless, no Kemi can curse![/quote]Yes o! |
Nice one! |
So true! I still remember a girl I loved many years ago telling me after five (5) years of seeing each other: "Abee, I really love you. You're a nice, gentle guy and you treat me with respect. What I like about you is that you always bring out the best in me and you are God-fearing. However, I can't marry you." "Why na?" "Just like that. Sorry." "I will soon graduate and then I will marry you and make you the envy of every woman alive" "Nah! I can't wait for you for that long." She dumped me and started going after bad, bigger boys. I got married in 2010 and experienced God's explosive favor. My fortunes changed and quadrupled. She eventually got married in 2013 (out of desperation to a struggling guy) and they are still struggling . . . I pray that God will wipe their tears and bless them too |
He froze his S.perm for 23 years? Thank God for steady power Supply! #Can't even try that in Naija |
Psalm18:NICE ONE #teamlindaikejiforever |
Who is this S.tupid, immature Madam Kemi? Said she started blogging since the 80s as a side job. How come I never heard about her till now? I SMELL ENVY #teamlindaikejiforever |
There are things that money cannot buy, and personal fulfilment is on top of the list . . . #speakingfromexperience |
I get the joke. * Jokes aside, that female police officer is fine, mehn!!!!!!! |
@OP: I accept that Nos. 13, 14 and 17 were not photoshopped, only because you said so. I dey suspect them . . . ![]() |
Before you say "I do", ensure that that sweet lover boy willing to 'catch a grenade for you' will not turn out to be an abusive, heartless wife beater. And if it ever happens (I pray it doesn't), for goodness sake, don't keep quiet. Tell everyone, make sure you have a doctor's report immediately after any violent incident. File a police complaint. By all means, protect yourself. Stay alive. Be wise. Don't let 'love' blind you.
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Bravo! * I hope the Government will empower him to know more and do more . . .
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A feverish wisp of wind ran down my spine. The December harmathan was fiercer now than it was just a few hours ago. There was excitement in the air. This was supposed to be a holy season, but not out here. Not under the moon, where the village drummer was oiling the skin stretched out on the ancient hollow wooden cylinder that was used to bring merry to countless generations before I was born. The village drummer tested his instrument with coarse experienced palms; The sleepy hills and the rocks that surrounded the market square eagerly amplified the sweet echoes over three rivers. Ahhh! That is the signal! The darkness is a cloak for certain guilty pleasures - even in this 'holy' season. Many disasporans had saved many Kobos all through the year for just this one pleasurable night of local rhythm. The only lantern in the middle, where the village drummer unleashed his cherished skills cast long eerie shadows of lust on the unpainted walls of mud built bungalows; Now, three beings were displaying signs of dancing under the influence of sweet music, oblivious of the fingers of the cold night; Within minutes, zombies summoned from the grave of sleep had assembled and a circle formed around the ancient drum. Three hours far past the decent hour of midnight, the reverberating beat of the village drum chased away the cold, the sleep, and yes - innocence; Sweat mixed with blood; fear mixed with faith. Caution became an alien, thanks to the gourd of stale gin making the rounds; The village drummer had no care, save to please the ancestors and pacify the gods of gyration; In a few hours, the sun will disperse the senselessness. "Make hay while the moon lasts!" someone shouted from a darkened corner of the square where mortals were huddled up in parliament. Then, he beat faster, faster, faster . . . |
This is a great artist in the making! |
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I am trying to think of one person that has died from doing any of the above listed things, since most of them are commonplace. Thanks for the tips anyway . . . |
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LesbianBoy:So a woman needs a man to validate her worth?
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Whoa!!!! |
I hope you gave him a tip after all this sermon and praises? |
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Mehn!!! that her gown na die!!! |
The kids are already looking transformed in the second picture. God bless the man. #eachonehelpone |
Wow! this story will make a lovely Nollywood bash! |
Op, your number one mistake. For.nication - Ask God to forgive you and trust him to start afresh. - Even if you marry her, you will always have trust issues. The foundation of your relationship is already faulty . . . |
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