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CrimeRe: Police Arrest Fake Soldier, Truck-load Of Cannabis (pictured) by Abee79(m): 9:54am On Dec 22, 2015
Nigerian Army Uniform for just N3,500? Chai!!!! shocked
Science/TechnologyRe: Ten Ways The Body Reacts To Deadly Extremes by Abee79(m): 1:03pm On Dec 21, 2015
LOVELY THREAD!
IN FACT, ONE OF THE BEST THREADS I HAVE EVER READ ON NL. KUDOS, OP.

PoliticsRe: Buratai's Convoy (funny Pics) by Abee79(m): 4:30pm On Dec 18, 2015
grin grin grin grin cheesy grin

PoliticsRe: Names Of Nigerian Looters Released By World Bank by Abee79(m): 3:56pm On Dec 18, 2015
Old news undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Bus Conductor Suddenly Runs Mad In Ikorodu (Photos) by Abee79(m): 3:49pm On Dec 18, 2015
The Ogogoro he drank had expired undecided
CareerRe: Lady Who Slept With Her Bosses For Promotion Cries Out by Abee79(m): 3:38pm On Dec 18, 2015
angry

PoliticsRe: SEE How They Are Spraying Money At Ex-dg Of Nimasa's In-law Wedding by Abee79(m): 3:54pm On Dec 15, 2015
No way! I am very sure those are wads of paper. Can't be real money. Haba!!!
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Is A Homewrecker, She Broke Up Dbanj & Bella Naija - Kemi Olunloyo by Abee79(m): 3:37pm On Dec 15, 2015
RichDad1:
My advice to Linda: call this woman and arrange "something" for here. cheesy
She's got nothing to lose here.

She's already on the ground and ready to pull Linda down.
Linda should avoid engaging her.
Remember the saying " Don't fight with the pig in the mud, cos you'll get dirty and the pig is gonna like it.
She's just jealous of Linda and willing to sling mud. I say, truth prevails in the end . . .
CrimeRe: Lady Was Brutally Attacked By Robbers In Abuja (Graphic Pics) by Abee79(m): 2:46pm On Dec 15, 2015
Dedicating this frontpage post to Linda Ikeji. Who God don bless, no Kemi can curse![/quote]Yes o!
CelebritiesRe: Ice Prince Pictured With Yakubu Gowon by Abee79(m): 10:48am On Dec 15, 2015
Nice one!
RomanceRe: Ladies, Why You May Never Get A Good Husband (photo) by Abee79(m): 10:33am On Dec 15, 2015
So true!
I still remember a girl I loved many years ago telling me after five (5) years of seeing each other:
"Abee, I really love you. You're a nice, gentle guy and you treat me with respect. What I like about you is that you always bring out the best in me and you are God-fearing. However, I can't marry you."
"Why na?"
"Just like that. Sorry."
"I will soon graduate and then I will marry you and make you the envy of every woman alive"
"Nah! I can't wait for you for that long."

She dumped me and started going after bad, bigger boys.
I got married in 2010 and experienced God's explosive favor. My fortunes changed and quadrupled.
She eventually got married in 2013 (out of desperation to a struggling guy) and they are still struggling . . .
I pray that God will wipe their tears and bless them too
HealthRe: A Baby Boy Has Been Born From The World's Oldest Sperm. [photos] by Abee79(m): 9:43am On Dec 15, 2015
He froze his S.perm for 23 years? Thank God for steady power Supply!
#Can't even try that in Naija embarassed undecided cry
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Reacts to N240M Allegation by Abee79(m): 9:39am On Dec 15, 2015
Psalm18:
I believe her.
Ogundamisi is a noise maker

It's her blog, her price.

Last time I checked we practiced capitalism in Nigeria
Free market principles.
If linda sets a price for advert and APC under Tinubu, Fash and Ambode in Lagos state pays for it.
And PDP under Jonathan paid as well.
What's her crime?
If they could not afford it, then don't pay but linda does not owe Nigerians Any excuse for her adverts rates except we want to close all businesses down

Pres. Buhari owns a farm in Katsina.
Does he give out his cows for free or sell his farm produce below the going rate.
Capital NO
NICE ONE
#teamlindaikejiforever
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Claims Linda Ikeji Is The Blogger That Got N240m, Reveals Details by Abee79(m):
Who is this S.tupid, immature Madam Kemi? Said she started blogging since the 80s as a side job. How come I never heard about her till now?
I SMELL ENVY
#teamlindaikejiforever
CareerRe: He Earns More Than Half A Million Per Month Yet He's So Unhappy With His Job by Abee79(m): 5:33pm On Dec 14, 2015
There are things that money cannot buy, and personal fulfilment is on top of the list . . .
#speakingfromexperience
PoliticsRe: (PHOTO) If This Happened, Buhari Is Serious About Corruption. by Abee79(m): 4:33pm On Dec 14, 2015
I get the joke.
* Jokes aside, that female police officer is fine, mehn!!!!!!!
TravelRe: Photos That Looks Fake But Are Really Real... by Abee79(m): 12:23pm On Dec 13, 2015
@OP: I accept that Nos. 13, 14 and 17 were not photoshopped, only because you said so. I dey suspect them . . . grin
RomanceLadies, Before You Say "I Do" by Abee79(op): 8:48pm On Dec 08, 2015
Before you say "I do", ensure that that sweet lover boy willing to 'catch a grenade for you' will not turn out to be an abusive, heartless wife beater. And if it ever happens (I pray it doesn't), for goodness sake, don't keep quiet. Tell everyone, make sure you have a doctor's report immediately after any violent incident. File a police complaint. By all means, protect yourself. Stay alive. Be wise. Don't let 'love' blind you.

Science/TechnologyRe: Photos: Nigerian Man With No Formal Education Builds Nigeria's First Handmade Ex by Abee79(m): 9:37am On Dec 08, 2015
Bravo!
* I hope the Government will empower him to know more and do more . . .

LiteratureDrums In The Moonlight by Abee79(op): 12:37pm On Dec 07, 2015
A feverish wisp of wind ran down my spine.
The December harmathan was fiercer now than it was just a few hours ago. There was excitement in the air.
This was supposed to be a holy season, but not out here.
Not under the moon, where the village drummer was oiling the skin stretched out on the ancient hollow wooden cylinder that was used to bring merry to countless generations before I was born.

The village drummer tested his instrument with coarse experienced palms;
The sleepy hills and the rocks that surrounded the market square eagerly amplified the sweet echoes over three rivers.
Ahhh! That is the signal! The darkness is a cloak for certain guilty pleasures - even in this 'holy' season.
Many disasporans had saved many Kobos all through the year for just this one pleasurable night of local rhythm.

The only lantern in the middle, where the village drummer unleashed his cherished skills cast long eerie shadows of lust on the unpainted walls of mud built bungalows;
Now, three beings were displaying signs of dancing under the influence of sweet music, oblivious of the fingers of the cold night;
Within minutes, zombies summoned from the grave of sleep had assembled and a circle formed around the ancient drum.

Three hours far past the decent hour of midnight, the reverberating beat of the village drum chased away the cold, the sleep, and yes - innocence;
Sweat mixed with blood; fear mixed with faith.
Caution became an alien, thanks to the gourd of stale gin making the rounds;
The village drummer had no care, save to please the ancestors and pacify the gods of gyration;
In a few hours, the sun will disperse the senselessness. "Make hay while the moon lasts!" someone shouted from a darkened corner of the square where mortals were huddled up in parliament.

Then, he beat faster, faster, faster . . .
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would You Do To Your Child If He Does This To Your TV? by Abee79(m): 9:43am On Dec 07, 2015
This is a great artist in the making!
RomanceRe: Her Husband Can't Sleep Unless He Sucks by Abee79(m): 11:23am On Nov 30, 2015
lipsrsealed embarassed undecided

PhonesRe: Ways To Protect Yourself From Cellphone Radiation by Abee79(m): 10:24am On Nov 30, 2015
I am trying to think of one person that has died from doing any of the above listed things, since most of them are commonplace. Thanks for the tips anyway . . .
Jokes EtcRe: When You Go To The Burial Of The Guy That Snatched Your GF ( PHOTO ) by Abee79(m): 9:49am On Nov 30, 2015
grin grin grin grin

CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Looks Dashing In New Instagram Photo by Abee79(m): 9:44am On Nov 30, 2015
LesbianBoy:
The picture could have been ''cute'' if only there was a man by her side!
So a woman needs a man to validate her worth?

CrimeRe: I Take Responsibility For The Killing Of 34 Colleagues: Ex-Cult Leader (picture) by Abee79(m): 4:00pm On Nov 29, 2015
Whoa!!!!
CareerRe: Well Dressed Barrow Pusher In Abuja (PHOTO) by Abee79(m): 1:35pm On Nov 29, 2015
I hope you gave him a tip after all this sermon and praises?
RomanceRe: Wow! She Jus Gave Me The Sum Tottal Of Number Of Sex We've Had Dis Year by Abee79(m): 1:19pm On Nov 29, 2015
jonaifame22:
what if I told u're the biggest fool to ever walk the planet earth undecided

CelebritiesRe: AY & Mabel Celebrate 7th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by Abee79(m): 1:15pm On Nov 29, 2015
Mehn!!! that her gown na die!!!
EducationRe: Man Sponsored These Children To School Because Their Parents Couldn’t Afford To by Abee79(m): 1:12pm On Nov 29, 2015
The kids are already looking transformed in the second picture. God bless the man.
#eachonehelpone
RomanceRe: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by Abee79(m): 9:51am On Nov 27, 2015
Wow! this story will make a lovely Nollywood bash!
RomanceRe: Pls!! Is My Girlfriend Using Me? by Abee79(m): 1:31pm On Nov 26, 2015
Op, your number one mistake. For.nication
- Ask God to forgive you and trust him to start afresh.
- Even if you marry her, you will always have trust issues. The foundation of your relationship is already faulty . . .

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