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 Romance › Re: Lady Breaks A Guy's Head For Touching Her ( Just Happening In Lagos ) by Abee79(m): 1:54pm On Feb 21, 2016 |
...then the man arrives home with a bleeding head and his children ask him "Daddy, why is blood coming out of your head?" He'll clear his throat and say "I fell down from a speeding Okada while escaping from armed robbers. Ha!!! If you see their eyes and the weapons they were carrying ehnn! In fact. God loves me too much".  Next Sunday, he will go and give the "testimony" in Church |
| Christianity Etc › Re: This Lady Claims She Is Going To Hell Fire And So Proud Of It ( Photos ) by Abee79(m): 3:54pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
Toh, safe journey  |
| Romance › Re: How Do You Feel Seeing You Ex Getting Married? by Abee79(m): 3:49pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
She left me because she could not wait for me to be 'established' enough to marry her. I then got married three (3) years before her When she was planning for her wedding, I sent her plenty money. What are friends for?  |
| Autos › Re: 05 Toyota Highlander. by Abee79(m): 2:38pm On Feb 09, 2016 |
I say it was an inside job . . . |
| Politics › Re: Why Does Everyone Making A Thread Include "CC Lalasticlala" To The Thread by Abee79(m): 10:00am On Feb 05, 2016 |
coded01:Okay, I see |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Photo: President Of Gabon In Orphanage Home As A Small Boy by Abee79(m): 9:47am On Feb 05, 2016 |
Inspiring! |
| Fashion › Re: Queen Amarachi Joyce Mbatu Dethroned For Refusing To Do Topless Photoshoot (Pic) by Abee79(m): 9:38am On Feb 05, 2016 |
Every f00l that wants to see (and touch) things he is not meant to see (and touch) will organise Beauty Pageant, and many young girls fall for that scam. Those who do not understand the dynamics of pageants usually get into scandals like this one . . . 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Metuh Gave Me N25 Million - Witness by Abee79(m): 9:23am On Feb 05, 2016 |
Where I dey where dem dey share all that Dasuki money na? 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: (PIC) Why Is My President Sitting In The Wrong Chair ? by Abee79(m): 1:33pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
That sign is not directly in front of him 1 Like |
| Career › Re: Is It Encouraging For A Couple To Work In The Same Establishment? by Abee79(m): 10:09am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Ovialekhe:Why? |
| Politics › Re: Accidental Discharge: IGP To Introduce Use Of Stun Guns by Abee79(m): 10:03am On Feb 04, 2016 |
I am just imagining a situation where Policemen, armed with stun guns confront deadly dare-devil armed robbers armed with machine guns #bloodbathunlimited |
| Politics › Re: Accidental Discharge: IGP To Introduce Use Of Stun Guns by Abee79(m): 9:56am On Feb 04, 2016 |
So, with erratic power supply in this country, where will the Police get power to charge the stun guns? |
| Romance › Re: Some Items Ladies Put Inside Their Pusssy To Have Orgasm (PICS) by Abee79(m): 12:32pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
BROOM 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 3 Brain Teasing Job Test Questions I Was Asked. Please drop your answers by Abee79(m): 10:31am On Jan 28, 2016 |
all these mathematisians sef * |
| Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala: 4 Methods Corrupt Nigerians Use To Steal Nigeria's Money by Abee79(m): 12:08pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
There is also THEFT BY INACTION: This where monies are being looted and 'godly' Christians & Muslims in positions of authority pretend they do not know what is happening because they do not want to lose their jobs. They do not resist the evil doers and they do not speak against it. The fact that they did not actually partake in the crime does not make them innocent. They are equally guilty! |
| Politics › Re: Olisa Metuh Gets A Hug From His Wife (photo) by Abee79(m): 3:49pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
There is nothing passionate about the hug in that picture |
| Education › Re: 17 Photos That Are Fascinating- Rare Take by Abee79(m): 11:03am On Jan 26, 2016 |
Dongreat:Thanks! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Governor Bagudu With Car-Maker, Muzzamil Umar (Photos) by Abee79(m): 4:25pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
RealSleek:
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| Education › Re: 17 Photos That Are Fascinating- Rare Take by Abee79(m): 4:24pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
OP, nice pictures. But how is that picture of a member of the New Zealand motorcycle gang "The Mongrel Mob" a rare picture? Please explain |
| Politics › Re: Governor Bagudu With Car-Maker, Muzzamil Umar (Photos) by Abee79(m): 4:05pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
RealSleek:What is this one saying? |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: ISIS Hit By Financial Crises, Slashes Salaries Of Fighters by Abee79(m): 5:53pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
gurunlocker:And all the while I thought they were fighting for god |
| NYSC › Re: NCCF Family House Demolished In Zamfara by Abee79(m): 5:15pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
God have mercy! |
| Family › Re: Is It Ideal Having Another Elaborate Wedding After A Wife/Husband Is Dead? by Abee79(m): 2:34pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
Nothing wrong with getting married again, elaborate or not. Just ensure you do not dishonour the memory of the departed one #lifegoeson |
| TV/Movies › Re: Channels TV Anchor's Phone Rang On Live TV (Photos) by Abee79(m): 9:54am On Jan 20, 2016 |
BREAKING NEWS: PDP has claimed responsibility for making the Channels news anchor's phone ring on live TV. According to an official statement released early this morning, the Party said the move was an attempt to embarrass Buhari's APC Government. |
| Politics › Re: Emir Of Ibi Gave Melaye Fish At His Palace (Photos) by Abee79(m): 10:11am On Jan 19, 2016*. Modified: 11:32am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Clearly, the Senator does not look amused with the fish  - He would have preferred the gift of an exotic ride |
| Celebrities › Re: Iceprince Apologizes To Everyone He Has Disappointed by Abee79(m): 10:01am On Jan 19, 2016 |
I suspect he was very high on something while making this rant. Doesn't even make sense 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Whatsapp Is Now Completely FREE, But There’s A Worrying CATCH by Abee79(m): 9:43am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Swaggzkid:Are you happy now? 1 Like 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: People Say I Look Like Davido, Is It True? (pics) by Abee79(m): 10:25am On Jan 15, 2016 |
Nay, you actually look like Taribo West. lol  * Jokes apart, show me your dimples and I will give you a pass mark 
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| TV/Movies › Re: Reps Bill To Break Monopoly Of DSTV Passes Through 2nd Reading by Abee79(m): 10:01am On Jan 15, 2016 |
Team Startimes *been hating on dstv since 1347 |
| Education › Re: What Was Your Post In Secondary School? by Abee79(m): 9:27am On Jan 08, 2016 |
Dodger |
| Romance › Re: My Wife To Be Is Addicted To Her Phone by Abee79(m): 9:40am On Jan 07, 2016 |
Lesson: Next time, buy her a phone without internet capabilities . . . |
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