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sinaj:

Fine gurl, hope you kept our rubber buckets handy... e go soon rain for this thread

Lol

Permit me to say "Sai Mr. President" on this. So far we have saved some money from the outrageous wages that should have been disbursed to so called ceremonial ministers.

But I care to ask if the ministries have functioned as required without the ministers then why have them at all??

The Lumias frustration is second to none, I get the sort of feeling we had using the Trium back then, especially when the loudspeaker doesn't work on third party apps.

The app issue is so peculiar as I rarely find choice apparently on the store.

The 8.1 update for phones adapted for same feels like ruins as it deliberately stated it's advantage on battery life but trust me that's not true.

How about multitasking? Let's not just go there. I had a Lumia 925 and I think my SG6 Edge is doing just better. 925 is durable and strong tho let's be straight on that.

I do hope our ladies realize the responsibilities they often times handed to these set of individuals tagged house maids. It is as important as marriage itself to assess the needs of the home before employing a third party to aid the daily running of your homes.

Foremost let me draw our attention to the fictional way of life been adopted by couples in the foreclosures of trend and style, such that the daily contributions of each spouse to the affairs of their home upkeep has been relegated solely to financial inputs and nothing more, therefore issuing undue authority and advantages to the house maids.

These fellows do not only cater for our kids, they also exploit the advantage to bond and severely influence our kids. A number of mishaps are expected when the kids choose to honour the "common" house girl's plea as compared to your instruction sets, this may include kidnap.

The men are not left out as the house girls assume the roles of our wives until her eventual return and this routine occurs daily. Our feeding is entrusted to these folks and there are no surer ways to a man's heart than his stomach. Thereby making procreation the only duty reserved for the ultra modern day wive.

This and many more instances are indeed not new to anyone of us here, the dynamics of this menace is also inexhaustible as many pose reasons why they should seek the help of these third parties. However, the aim of this epistle is to identify the roles of our men and women in the home and to plead that we extinguish all manner of excuses we put up at the detriment of our unions.

Primarily, as the scriptures made us understand a husband and his companion are essentially mutual helpers but we end up pursuing vain quests some due to ego-bound believes and others due a reckless comprehension of the family.

Man and wife "is" sufficient alone regardless of the commitment they invest into other spheres of life. I suggest we put in more effort at home than at work, help our spouses with chores, find time to parlay with kids as often as possible and devise suitable alternatives to handle the many challenges of running the home other than absconding from responsibilities like we subconsciously have done in the past while we pray God sees our homes through.

Royal thug life! Abeg who send them?

koppa:
You surely don’t want to end up looking and feeling
unattractive, especially when you want a stable
relationship with a woman. It is profoundly
significant to know what is it exactly that a woman
notices in a man when she is meeting him for the
first time. Of course, the first impression may not
necessarily be the last one; however, it is imperative
to distinguish yourself from other men when the
moment of truth arrives.
Let’s find out more about the 5 most relevant
elements that a woman inevitably notices in a man at
her first sight.
1. How tall are you?
Regardless of how tall or short you are, any woman will definitely notice your height in her first glance. Women have different preferences when it comes to admiring heights of men, but it sure is a highly conspicuous element in a man. Make sure that you are comfortable with your own height and
that you carry your height appropriately.

2. Do you smell good?
This is perhaps the most common noticeable element in a man – smell of a man. Of course, how do you smell is important to a woman, but you shouldn’t douse yourself in perfumes and deodorants incorrigibly.
Women will notice a mild and pleasant smell coming from your body, but they will feel overwhelmed if you drain yourself entirely in those fragrances.

3. How do you score your hygiene levels?
You will come across many women who will notice your personal hygiene levels on many occasions especially on the first meet. Keep in mind that your nails won’t go unnoticed in the first meeting and neither will those ugly sweat patches. In addition to that, your feet too shouldn’t smell nasty because that too gets noticed.
You should maintain a healthy personal hygiene, notonly since the bad physical traits will be noticed, but also since it will act too detrimental for your own self-image. So, make sure that your personal hygiene is never compromised.

4. Do you dress well?
It is impeccably important to dress well even for a man since it still is the most significant element that a woman notices in a man. If you think the kind of clothes you wear don’t matter,think again.
A lady would always fancy a gentleman who knows what to wear and how to wear. Always remember to pay attention to what colors and styles of clothes suit you, and dress accordingly. Yourclothes will never go unnoticed.

5. Are you a confident being?
If not then you are in some trouble with the ladies. Out of all the elements, a woman is more likely to notice the confidence levels of a man than anything else, and your confidence will be seen in the way you walk, talk,express and so on. These are all things that a woman will notice in a man at the first sight. Learn to build your confidence as it will not get unnoticed ever.

Cc
Lalasticlala
Ishilove

6. How big is the bulge[i][/i]
This is self explanatory and only some women could be plain simple about staring

I noticed she does a lot of Wendy and some other wretched shows. That shit kills me especially, the weird humor she finds in women gossiping just about anything.

Sends me catalogues with diamond rings of 0.50-0.70cts having ridiculous price tags of above €2500 just for an engagement piece.

And so much more, could this be a girl?

Stop wasting Internet resources.

yemmy44:
There Are 6 Ways To Seduce A Man And Make Him Spend His Last Card ,(1) -INVITE HIM TO YOUR HOUSE OR HOTEL( 2)-WERE CRAZY CLOTH LIKE HALF PART BUMPSHORT THAT WILL SHOW HALF PART OF YOUR BUTTOCK AND HAMLESS UNDERWEARS THAT WILL SHOW THE UPPER LAYER OF YOUR BOOBS, (3) LET HIM SIT ON BED AND SERVE HIM DRINKS BENDING DOWN TO PRESENT UR BOOBS (4)TELL HIM U WANT TO TAKE A BATH AND PULL UR CLOTH OFF IN HIS PRESENT (5)AFTER BATHING TIE A LITTLE TOWEL AND PRETEND AND MAKE UR TOWEL LOOSE IN HIS PRESENCE (6)GO STRAIGHT TO HIM NAKED SIT ON HIS LEG PULL HIS SHIRT AND PUSH HIM ON BED AND LOOSE HIS TROUSER AND GIVE HIM A HOT ROMANCE . I PROMISE HE WILL BE WITH YOU AND SPEND HIS LAST DIME.BELIEVE ME.

U haf miss Road o

magicminister:
The bolded can never happen.
Top managers in Nigeria would be fucccking lucky to make as much as 80k usd (after tax) per annum!

Broda mi some make even more...

Scrypt:
Lol. This info is for linkedin. Not for a house.

OK boss... inmail sharply biko

Scrypt:
Oboy you don hammer? Lol. I got gist for you. Plus, uhm, your input is needed.

Nnayi gist me sharp sharp. I'm harvesting information at the moment. How you dey?

Good job... following

Following....

sinaj:
nice one tosyne



ur points are all kul

but i still insist dat dere are good gurls out dere.
most of u guyz are being blinded by bleached attractive ladies leaving out d African woman nd later y'all go around lamenting wen u get hurt

Lol sinaj making a case for the chocolatey folks. . I sight u sister.

Aisha95:
[s]This guy you have come again with your top 10 bullshit lists of stories always aimed at ridiculing & bashing the female folks.
I don't know whether you have suffered many heartbreaks for doing all these but some of your paintings about girls on here are erroneous.
It's really not fair saying ladies are more concerned about giving than receiving. Why the generalising? That some girls do it doesn't stand for all. Infact most ladies are the ones who spend on their boyfriends. Besides in other countries, guys spend on their girls, so why then is Nigeria an exeption.
Then saying that ladies can't be relied on is grossly wrong. The things ladies do sometimes are caused by the male folks. And men are more promiscous than women. Women can be relied on, and they at times give useful advice to their respective boyfriends and other priceless services you could think of.
As for your rest points - that ladies are ingrate, they see sex as investment, don't make guys actualize their dreams (what a rétarded & myopic opinion?). etc. Does not hold any water.
Get a grip, dude!
This thread is utmost redundant BULLSHIT!!!![/s]

I was actually hoping you would say something useful. I therefore pronounce you GUILTY AS CHARGED! If you choose to make an appeal, please quote me with 10 reasons you think you do not belong to the class of ladies the OP made mention of. However, you have been found culpable of the above listed items until proven otherwise by competent men.

Truly I don't see a lot of sense accompanying most comments above me.

For instance the OP is entitled to his rights, even same as the right to admire and cherish. Are we just being overly resentful towards his plea simply because of his age? Biko keep your bad past experiences and hurts to yourselves he definitely wouldn't want to learn from them, people in advanced societies find love and do get married at some age within the proximity of 17-20 years.

About books and all that, he can always create a balance, just don't forget the essence of those class rooms. It's so Nigerian to have folks who feel age indicates maturity look down on people. Age doesn't indicate wisdom either.

Op my advise is that you do all things with moderation, don't get overly African about this age thing. Calling you a small boy hasn't changed whom you are. I have come across little men with large and productive brains, take it as part of her weird sense of humour, laugh it off and be happier each time she does that. For me I would jokingly tag her "old woman".

Arrivederci

Showbox says "video not available" or something of sort, could there be something wrong? Mine loads just the pages but not the movies any more.

Pls help

Nigerian wife?? I really need to know, what could be new?

Time we massively place a vote of no confidence on this silly folks. Why on earth does any man shoot the other without the condemnation of the courts?

Hahaha... This one na past questions o not assignment. I sabi solve past questions dat year.

Silly thing! Please point in the direction of the problem for I am yet to see one. If he doesn't learn to fix her up she would go looking elsewhere, he makes efforts to keep up with the very strange task while doing so discretely to avoid this dilenma yet you complain. A woman is simply the definition of insatiable. I'm not gay but una wahala too much sef.


I have told couples that sexuality and religious practices cum believes are parrell paths, kindly treat them with equal regard.

I think the difference could also be the number if times "the plumber" has visited per when he started the visits and how many plumbers are required to fix clogged canal. One may have more access to plumbers than the other.


Disclaimer: Understand this with appropriate discretion

tai2:
Yeah, I completely forgot about food. No peppersoup, no suya, no nkwobi.

I'm coming back to have a years-worth of these in just two weeks of break. The name nkwobi alone takes my taste buds on a fantasy trip.

Meanwhile the OP was right, the circumstances of your migration would determine the outcomes of your stay. For those of you whom still believe the pasture is greener outside, be ready to push drugs and be pushed to jail if not killed.

Shooo F-identity? Lol I don't trust ladies in that "den" called a lodge walaahi! RIP to the departed.

This man should pay retirees and not start now painting the clouds

Basically she could make a better wife compared to some self acclaimed "decent" ladies that would respond this thread in prejudice. Recall the meat and poison sayings? Let's keep it at that.

Gurgle:
how are they contradictory

maybe I should have added "but even if I were"

but even if I were, I couldn't imagine ....

Feels better now.

Gurgle:
I have to say Im not interested in dating at all, so I would help you with the bus fare and reject you, but probably keep you as my friend if I found you interesting

not because youre "poor" but because of how I feel at the moment

I cant imagine accepting a date from a guy I just met or who was chatting me up randomly. I don't go for that kind of thing at all

Fair enough, the bold comments in itself is contradictory.