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Electromagnetic Induction from birth. You remember the ish with unlike poles abi? There goes the answer to your question.

Question should be why was in included in the female design from creation when it was just Adam alone in the garden, of course to help him!

Most times Na biological clock dey decide, at the tail end of time some of these ones I dey see for here go turn prayer warriors.

My response to a similar thread for the men would be, that lady I can find a home in. The last I checked beauty comes from within. Every other attribute Na bonus. Kindly let MaryKay do her job when necessary.

Didn't care to read this tho but then this should work

1. Some weekend invite his friends and their spouses over to yours, thrill them all with beer parlour delicacies

2. Ensure his favourite channels are on tv while you replenish the green bottles from a well stocked refrigerator.

3. On no account should he get drunk, Never! Steal him away from his friends at intervals and grab some rush moments

4. Everyone else should have their fill but him, you two should have a perfect dinner together on the exit of the last guest.









What was the topic of the thread again

MzJackBaueress:
introduced in nigeria? That will never happen

Like you have something to hide? Mtchwwww

bombella:
Fellow nairalanders pls help me. I'm a student of microbiology in Delta State university. I'm from a humble home as my parents labor hard to pay my tuition. I have given my all to ensure that I study and have no reason to fail any course. This lecturer named A.A Anigboro BSc, MSC (Benin), an Urhobo man married with kids. He lives at Okhogoro in Abraka. Lecturer 11 (biochemical toxicology/molecular biology). This man has been failing me just to sleep with me. He has failed so many girls just cos of sex. No one is doing anything about it. He calls you with a private number and asks you to come to his house to sex him. We also have conscience and dignity for our bodies. I have younger ones and my parents aren't getting younger. They can't afford paying school fees for me every year. I'm lamenting for myself and the many girls who have to suffer years just because of the illicit pleasure of a adulterous married man. Whoever can get the attention of any authority should please help us female students in microbiology department in Delsu. It is so unfair. I can't be sleeping with lecturers when am studying and paying my fees for them to lecture me. Pls help somebody!!!

My dear, though this write up may sound appealing to sympathy but I must tell you to take your time and study. NO lecturer and I repeat NONE of them would feel delighted regarding the failure of their respective candidates, your success rate is an indication he hasn't wasted the class hours which seems utterly agonising to both lecturers and students. I kindly appeal to you to avoid defamatory comments and name tagging, help yourself!

The only reason you possibly haven't contacted relevant authorities is your in-depth ignorance or unpreparedness to sit for same exam before a panel. Access yourself thoroughly before pointing accusing fingers.

Some of us went through school under stiffer circumstances than yours, go back, study and show thyself approved.

bushdoc9919:
Federal universities cannot do as well as covenant because they are not well funded.

After all...when you pay N45,000 per annum...you get a N45,000 education. When you pay N500000 per annum...naturally the quality goes up.

If you want your federal unis to do well....pay higher fees for good facilities, and even better lecturers. Or get your government to find an extra N10 trillion naira in the next few years.

You wish! On the average, I made a payment of N26500 in five years of an engineering degree pursuit trust me, qualitatively and economically the Federal Institutions are better. Put a thorough-bred FUTOITE on the hot seat anytime of the day and thou shall be amazed at his distinguished performance amongst his Private University peers. I still got one first class dude here with a very poor attitude to work, high level of pride and zero productivity to say the least.

May I remind us that one's success in academics is simply a function of effort and not the huge sums carted to these institutions of learning.

This firms keep devising potential home wreckers, first di.ldos now this cant wait till dey clone a man.

Though I could not lift granny (now of blessed memories) due to her fragile and bent nature at the time but I will always kiss her whenever we came home to her. Did I mention she was 108 the last time I did that? There could have just been one more way to show her affection having to see us once a year.

Wow I think this is brilliant, in the middle east of all places, its now legal to divide the red sea and have your fill

Where I come from, gala and la casera woefully and repeatedly lost to this special delicacy. Good one Mr. Abdul you would be a hero for saving marriages.


























You just thought of it right?

Why we do? I was hoping you would put up why we shouldn't. In any case, how do you feel about your first toy ever? Reminiscent? Euphoric? That's exactly why

charijee:
[color=#8B4513]Hehehe ..cos they contain the milk of life [/color]

Nne, you aren't far from the truth... No be small life

Ife a dikwa very very critical! Odi kwa egwu

arsetalks:
I pray PDP bounce back. Not because I have stopped hating them, but because I love Nigeria more and I know we can't cope with a one party system.

APC has been a worthy opposition to PDP in the last 2-3 years, we need PDP to do the same.

They promised us change, we changed PDP and replace PDP with them, time for them to deliver. No time to check time, I never get light for 3 days and on para mode.

So you too my friend realize the benefit of a strong opposition? That's excellent. You see, in 1999 PDP almost swept clean like the APC just did and afterwards there wasn't any strong opposition to keep the PDP on their toes, leading to party chieftains saying they will be in power for 50 years, outrageous!

So I urge us to maintain the balance, ensure we do no totally annihilate the new opposition party if we expect a functional democracy

Tucking loaded locally fabricated "single-shot" rifle in his waist could be a major reason. I have heard of a similar incident in this same state, where another knuckle head lost his life during a burial ceremony as his concealed weapon chose to let loose.

diddydiva:
Report her to her mum

The mum would simply ask, "ehnn? You don't find her attractive? Or is something wrong with you?"

Needless to say there has been a connivance somewhere, in a more sincere plot, the mum will never allow her daughter to stay back home or roam unchecked in a single dudes residence even if it appears the dude is an eunuch.

The moment I ask one out, we are just few hours from meeting ANYONE related to her within reach #DateWithPurpose

Going further, the formalities depend solely on the outcomes of our union thus far, remaining in sync with my first attraction, same applies to her

But I don't actually think dating beyond six months changes anything, its just a waste of time for both.

Bennyzino:
She's cheap and He is a he-hen. They are compatible.

Respect the lady's plight bro, it only turns out bad if he had spent hard fortunes and wasn't given access abi? One's sooth is another's queen, you wouldn't know the magnitude of pleading that must have made for give it up. If she is cheap what do we make of ourselves? Sleazy?

I never underestimated Orijin nor the Ops consumption rate of same.

On special arrangements, every lady they (guys) ever cheated with were SINGLE! Now this kept me wondering, dear ladies, who una dey date sef?

And that's how the Oba made a statement that would turn huge fortunes into Lagos coffers, my brothers are ready to harness the prospects if given the opportunity, develop inland water ways transport and by Gods grace make lagoons pliable to commercial vessels. They thought they could bury us but we, like the seed planted by the "lagoonside" flourished even better. Ibo kwezuonu!

Codedrunscom:
you are getting way ahead of yourself young lady, who wants to marry a cheating MAN ?
if he is cheating on his wife with me, what stops him from cheating on me with someone else if i marry him ?

Karma is a bitch, you don't even get to see her coming. You should have saved enough money to order your ideal man from creation.com. Goodluck

And who are they?

PentiumPro:
Empty rants of an igbo silver back.
You don't know me I don't know you why jumping into vainglorious conclusion ? Pathetic !
One thing I've noticed is when you hit Igbos, they become insulting and rants aimlessly

I fully understand your frustration dear, even high and mighty Asiolu, (while shitting his pants) a few days ago confirmed your fears better keep that rent handy. The word "Igbo" is already a nightmare, imagine a lifetime with them around. Cry me the Nile

PentiumPro:
No sir! Thanks but no thanks, I will rather buy Access Bank shares selling at a discounted value of 6.9k
The likely dividend pay out and bonus issues value will have better ROI than any piece of land in Igbo land.

Excerpts from this comment betrayed your intents, its needless to say, you hadn't any useful reason for putting up this thread, it could just be the height of boredom or sheer joblessness. I would advice you my young fellow to shun the intolerance and prejudice you have so far portrayed or end up paying rent to an igbo man in your own very local origin. Envy and hatred for this tribe would only culminate your headaches especially when its obvious you can't help the current situation of things.

kaybams1:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!. See this oponu. You claim your pathetic and parasitic tribe is hardworking and successful yet the aggregate Poverty rates in the SE states is more than SW (even if you exclude Lagos). I can help your illiterate a*s get a NBS statistical bulletin 2013 (that is if your empty skull can comprehend numbers).

This cow thinks is by selling spare parts and electronics that makes you successful and hardworking. The greatest asset of an average Yoruba man is his brain. We don't work Hard, we work Smart. That's why we are always one step ahead where it matters most. Get over it!.

And I see your folks are smart working, just keep window shopping for common sense until you fully recognize you will actually need one. Sit back relax and watch things unfold, the most you can do is mutter in silence at best, curse and swear under your breathe.

PentiumPro:
Why is it that all Igbo towns are mostly made up of indigenous Igbos
People will rather go to Calabar, Port Harcourt or Uyo than to stop at Onitsha which is closer.
Is it that Igbos are not friendly or there are not enough opportunities outside buying and selling in these igbo towns and cities.

Take your misinformed self back to school jawe, stop exhibiting acute ignorance on here I think you are bit too old for that, dont you think?

bsolo1:
oil 4rm which imo and abia..and wen did delta n rivers bcom eastern states

This mumu wan claim oil...

Beer parlour rant, my friend if you don't know a thing you ignore, dont come displaying your ignorance in public glare. Meanwhile its too early to be found in a pub

ddami:
actually I think anambra is now in the west and akwa ibom is now a Yoruba state.Infact America z now a no mans land

And here I sat, busy, seriously thinking you had at least an iota of sense. What is wrong with you all, what has happened to all the fees been paid from your cradles? What is Lagos to the U.S. whom chose a Kenyan as President? Do not let this tribe thing eat into you, it only betrays your level of exposure it depicts your unwillingness to improve.

abduljabbar4:
Yes but IF the Oba gets arrested, do you think the Yoruba people will stand there and look at you? It means destruction of shops and loss of land ownership for you.

There is no need to go further. Ambode will win after all

My brother believe it or yes nothing will happen, that e.rection you have that supports your ego another man has it too, so if you think going sentimental in this situation would solve the impending catastrophe, think again.