₦airaland Forum

nickyblinky:
if she Tell's you that you are not romantic at all. how will you feel.

Romantic in the ladies vocabulary could often times mean various things at different occasions. On one hand it could be attributed to physical affection and lustful gratifications while on the other hand, it always has been finance. Take us here and there, buy us this or that, send me that or the other one, I need me a stunner of a surprise my birthday is in the next days etc

Gurgle:
OP this can be avoided if rich guys stop showcasing their wealth everywhere they go

must you drive the highest car all the time? cant you have one for low-key purposes so you don't alienate people

Hahaha isn't that funny? I feign broke, say hello and keep up with a number of discussions that generally should seem interesting to women.

Let me say you survive the heat for the first 10 minutes and maybe I ask for some help with the bus fare, just right after I am asking you out , speak the truth how you respond?

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Let common sense guide you. You only are entrenched in such dilemma if you have thoughts of giving in at one point or the other. Meanwhile if she persists, send her a screenshot of all her messages. I would also put my wife in the know and warn her to feign ignorance

You know it's a great idea to do so owing to the economic situation of our dear country, the marginal addition of CO2 and a host of other environmental consequence of having you around at least one more girlfriend on free transfer .

I'm concerned and I must advise you hold on a while, burial rites are expensively expensive now, the naira ain't fairing well in the forex market places, the police would believe you were poisoned therefore turning your uneventful decision to a family catastrophe. So hold on till the naira beats the dollar and possibly the police can fairly adjudge yours as suicide and not murder.


I would drop further comments when you state the details of the screen play

Politicians are lauded in Nigeria for doing what is statutory and non-negotiable. A workman is entitled to his wages, ordering the Acc. general to do his duty is real politics and a cheap score at that. That acct. dude should be sacked for negligence of his duty and responsibilities.

Amen

Who is talking parents at 28? Who does that? Please say something valid biko

Who can claim ownership of this confluence town? None ! So it's no biggie

I think huge credit statements have proven to lead to even more severe o.rgasms ever. Well the sentence "what else do I get you?" right after handing her a fat cheque turns miss frigid loose and have seen to the outright submission of the most morally conscious.

Money rules morality, I believe it's often the case with man's insatiability, men and women alike.

You see how difficult it seems to put up a hoax too? It's not your calling brother, blogging is not just in your DNA

Mine says the streams are offline, what could that mean. I am on a WiFi network faster than ever but with Peer-Peer restrictions as u cannot use U-torrent. Kindly reply with possible solutions.

North or no north, learn to vote your own. They will always vote theirs even if he were found brain dead. Until then, kindly support the present administration through whatever.

Errrrrmmmm.... nna mehnnnn

franchizy:
why cant the FG grant boko haram amnesty and compensate them with cash then appologize to the Northern elders forum.
i still dont believe bokovharam are muslims because islam is a religion of peace.
i suspect the igbos are this boko haram and are faking themselves because the igbo have the highest population in the North.
RIP to the dead

You love to see your alias mentioned, right? This time I write to congratulate you on your new upgrade from Ode to brain dead. Congratulations once again

fr3do:
Don't try to intimidate anybody by those silly threats!
It is a shame that pro-nigeria debaters on this site resort to threats when pushed to the wall.

Did I fail to mention I'm of the eastern extraction too? A pure blood at that. Fredo my brother, we need a rethink and a compromise towards alternative dispute resolution.

1. Fetch Cameroon pepper
2. Obtain two full bottles of aboniki
3. A piece of firm twine preferably raffia
4. Firmly secure the morafucca, fists and feet
5. Apply the the aboniki directly on the joystick
6. Make a parting in the custard bucket of Cameroon pepper and carefully insert his joysick into same.
7. Fasten him properly to the custard bucket of pepper and take him outside to tan under hot sun...
8. This would only serve as an appetizer, till i come up with a plan for the main treat and dessert

Cheat or no cheat, I check and find the kpomo still between the confluence town, no wahala.


P.S: There never can be a reason why she could cheat on me, NEVER is the word. Don't ask me why

onila:
I was just thinking the other day
abt different safe sex methods I can do with my boyfriend

we all know I am a safety girl

when I was calculating
I realize u can get pregnant from dry humping

if hes dry humping on me with his jeans
he might get wet or cum and the sperm can pass thru his jeans and enter my jeans
and the sperm finds itself in my pum pum

I guess he has to wear condom when dry humping
I am not sure

don't u guys think a girl can get pregnant from dry humping

Emphasis: Virgin
This has been properly noted, you wanna take it up on cable network or Google ads? Suit yourself. So what else have you planned on doing lately miss virgin?

classicB:
Like my roommate will say. "I will just have like two kids with him and focus on them and my carrier, the early you realise these men are cheats the better"
Not all women can live with a cheating spouse, if you can't, u can just walk away.

Carrier you mean Aero, Arik or MTN?

Even when I perceive lies, if I were the one I would have not paid for my aids even

fr3do:
Zendy's response to another Nairalander

Baba, I have read through a lot of articles that should have made me virtually empathetic to the Biafran course but I'm not. I must emphasize on the aspect of biafra which is currently treated with serious political disregard, the interests of our perceived allies and a domino of betrayals that may follow afterwards. Its rather ridiculous but I have imagined these instigators as those whose perpetual intents are to implement "forceful population control" as well as resource control on us by ensnaring us into another civil war. They step in when we are most vulnerable and seize control of what we were actually not mindful about. This does not make me pro-Nigerian either way, I have in my own little way estimated the eventual loses of the igbos in the aftermath of what may turn out to be yet another major civil unrest. Educate me further if need be

fr3do:
Why do you care?

Fredo, Nnayi ukwu, there is more to life than the paintings of Biafran illusionists. Let's not even count our loses and setbacks from the previous episode, I know exactly where the igbo nation would have stood amongst the committee of nations if we chose not to loose resources fighting.

Biafra1000:
Rubbish post from a paid igbo man


I am BIAFRA,

Biafra you say, tomorrow something else would want to break out of Biafra. For how long will this disintegration continue? It's a useless venture if only you can see the end from the beginning of a things.

Lemme know when the sauce is ready. That will be all for now

Those that complain just about anything even about the air we all inhale.

How about the lady that truncates a worthy conversation just to announce that she is utterly dissatisfied with the handlers of the serviced building she recently moved into and how she needs to move to somewhere better ASAP.

The last I checked I ain't a realtor nor a property agent of sort, I never introduced myself as having any such affiliates, so can we kindly get back on course.

deb6:
I'm not on your list

You have been spotted below it

Judging by the number of court pleas for dissolution of marriages instituted on the grounds of sexual non-performance in courts all over the world, people should learn not to turn a blind eye on the severity of this subject.

You remember you still have to "make love" work, right? She has stated the obvious in no uncertain terms, they say the truth is gall and I say, the cloak of morality and acclaimed religious purity should never be paired with matrimonial gratification quests.

Ka udo chia, this should not be another debate amongst a long list of issues tormenting families. Act now, if he isn't Mr. Capable don't wait till late to take your leave. I would do same if I found out the least incompatibility in this particular regard.

A BMW, nice abs and arms, and probably in some shitty business, baby mama applications would be flying about him. So one took the courage to do something extra. That kini must be somerin else a swear

INTROVERT:
It's in their genes. They cant help it.

Exactly where it need to be "in my JEANS"... Doesn't get close to our heads

Sommyangel:
Perv

Swear you don't..............., I will ask you this later