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Health / Re: Six Nigerian Nurses Arrive At UK Hospital (Picture) by ABEngine(m): 6:32am On Sep 28, 2021
A little more patience son, the need will arise and you will wish the government did better. I pray then you or yours wouldn't pay the ultimate price for such folly you displayed below.


eedimo:
We have enough at home, some are even jobless.
Anybody were won japa, make him dey go.

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Autos / Re: Distress sale!!Very Clean 1st Body 010 Lexus Es350 Toks Full Option now 3.8m by ABEngine(m): 1:51pm On Feb 03, 2019
tunnero2012:
Dis ride is extremely clean both in nd out
Very clean leather interior like mint
1st body
Factory chilling ac
Thumbstart
Reverse camera
Navigation
Bluetooth
72k mileage
Accident free
Duty paid

Cash needed urgently
Price now reduced to 3.8m for a serious buyer

U can reach me on 08176880010 for enquiries nd inspection.
Whatsapp - 08176880010

Please post VIN. I need it for a vital decision.
Autos / Re: BOUGHT NEW 2014 Toyota Avalon XLE.. SLIGHTLY NEGOTIABLE@ N4, 950,000 by ABEngine(m): 3:28pm On Jan 31, 2019
Is this vehicle still available? Why is it being sold?
Autos / Re: Lexus Es 350 2007 Full Option For Sale by ABEngine(m): 3:57pm On Sep 07, 2018
Nice pictures. Happy sales too.

However, I think giving some details about this vehicle will enable readers make quick decisions. Let say I can't compare the price of this to any other I have found neither can I tell about it's fuel economy etc.
Politics / Re: Fulani Won’t Accept Ranching — Miyetti-allah by ABEngine(m): 7:29am On Nov 21, 2017
Our crops are not trodden-resistant too chief, our women are not objects of rape neither are our fathers and brothers sacrificial lambs. Why can't these folks reach a compromise? It only means to me that this is an evangelical agenda of the jihad and they are really gaining on it but what do I know?

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Health / Re: What To Do If Your Man Is A Sex Addict by ABEngine(m): 9:33am On Nov 14, 2017
I must say this, sexual dissatisfaction is one profound recipe for marital failure. Please leave the relationship peacefully or amend your ways to accommodate his insatiate needs. There is usually no compromise here.
Business / Re: Asake Oge: Nigerian Debtors, Mad People, Mad Solutions - (Fashion Designer) by ABEngine(m): 11:18am On Nov 11, 2017
In terms of tangible things, I am not indebted to no one, not even unpaid favours nor unattended requests.

However, people owe me instead, bad debts for that matter and I can't find time for recovery other than the continual appeals I issue over the phone.

I vowed not to lend to anyone ever again. Saves me the stress. This woman has got time & courage.

ogologoamu:
Everybody is owing one thing or the other.

Kiss the truth.
Politics / Re: Senate Sets Up Committee To Investigate Maina’s Return by ABEngine(m): 6:17pm On Oct 24, 2017
The moment they set up a committee on any issue, irrespective of its magnitude, case closed! Nigerians are by this intervention urged to move on other responsibilities of Nation building.
Nairaland / General / Re: Name The Bad Habit That You Have Been Trying To Stop by ABEngine(m): 10:20am On Oct 04, 2017
Drummerboy15:
I don't know if it's an addiction but I always wake up late in the morning that's why I don't think I can cope in a 9 to 5 job.

Lol.. I think you can, sleep early and use your bedside alarm more skillfully. I once thought so too but miraculously, I have shocked myself.
Politics / Re: Ibe Kachikwu Exposes Maikanti Baru Through His Letter To Buhari (Pictured) by ABEngine(m): 10:11am On Oct 04, 2017
989900:
Kachikwu did so well for the petroleum industry in one of its most precarious situation ever.

PMB should have made him Federal minister by now, or at least given him more control and powers . . . not for people like Baru to be practicing their northern shenanigans with the man.

As much as I will like to hear Baru's side of the story (not to be jumping into conclusions and sh!t . . . the NNPC has really metamorphosed into a better organization and Baru and team too have driven per barrel production cost to an unbelievable low -- a miracle), PMB needs to realize that it was Kachikwu and Osinbajo that saved his ass when hell went loose in the Niger Delta, and Crude prices crashed to around 30/barrel.

Kachikwu has done so much for the industry from bringing in investments (commitments) worth over $80b to help pushing the petroleum industry bill, to refineries, etc.

P.S. one of the few men I'd vote for for any position in this country -- including the Presidency.

I agree with your points above, the following comments of mine are directed to the footnote included in yours.

He (Kachikwu) is a technocrat, he may have acquired renowned leadership abilities over time but the job of the President of Federal Republic given the recent widening ethnic and political divide in Nigeria would only amount to ridicule to his hard earned reputation.

Yes. By the virtue of the configuration of our nation, there are forces in place to ensure his failure and once again spite the collective repute of the people of southern extraction by our "self appointed judges and supreme brothers".

With the possibility of this being the case, I most likely won't nominate him for the Presidency, we could reserve him for an even more deserving responsibility in the region.

He is just one of few great minds in an unfortunate dispensation of hegemony. One of many deceived by the initial body language of the APC citing the change agenda (not saying the PDP is any better).

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Phones / Re: Fate Of Those That Buy Used Phones by ABEngine(m): 5:32pm On Oct 02, 2017
Just like a a NL'der mentioned earlier, there is no hack to this. I will rather purchase a minimum budget phone than post bail of its multiples.

Moreover, a duly signed reciept won't exonerate one from the embarrassments that comes with discovering the item was a proceed of crime, the police will still demand "something" after some humiliation.

You are hereby warned.
Politics / Re: 2019: Why Buhari's Exit Is Sacrosanct by ABEngine(m): 10:24pm On Apr 04, 2017
Mynd44:
This will be decided by Nigerians and not members of the PDP who have put us where we are with their brazzen corruption, fiscal anmonetary, carelessness and madness.

If you think the PDP have any say, refer to the poll they had on twitter (that was shamelessly deleted when they saw that they lost)



Man, you really do sound like a toddler, except one with a severe impairment. Don't come at me with all your crappy theories, if you do not really understand the many obscured facets of modern day "Nigerian-styled" politics and the accompanying ploys of our politicians.

One question please, do you need to blame car tyres for an overspeeding vehicle or reckless maneuvers? Or could we at least shift focus to whom has his feet on the gas and his hands on the wheels.

I think you still blame your tyres, since you are yet to figure out that political parties are only vehicles upon which our politicians,(those whom forcefully and eventually fit into the cabin) enjoy rides to power and fame on a road paved by the mandates of the Nigerian citizenry.

You miss it everytime you call a party out, look at what gross incompetence is causing a Nation, it should interest you to know that it is neither of these political parties, the PDP or the APC ain't humans! They are only made up of these evil breeds.

This blame game is diversionary tool, which has been ingrained in us to think and ceaselessly blame, it is equally a recurrent aspect of todays governance (Have you blamed the past government today?).

Blame until her citizenry can't afford to reason at least logically, then cause undetected harm, leaving room for further blames and decietful promises to take responsibility and heal the wreck caused by their predecessor(s)- You recall this is the only basis for campaigns in this part of the world.

With all due respect sir, Buhari is not our savior neither was Mr. Johnathan. You and I have failed us, you sat there like I did and watched people who have little or next to nothing with the next 20 years destroy the future by their present actions or inactions. You are to be blamed.

Till you realise this, don't do the pub rants on here.

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Crime / Re: Thief Poses For The Camera After He Was Arrested In Lagos (Photos) by ABEngine(m): 3:08pm On Mar 29, 2017
His dealer is "badder" dan yours. The said dealer can equally mix better than your best DJ because I gind it difficult to agreee that "wee wee" alone is responsible for this.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Most Difficult Age For Most Nigerian Men by ABEngine(m): 2:38pm On Mar 29, 2017
Read this about a year or two ago and felt raped by the facts imbedded and the crafty yet apt nature of the script.

I noticed its been edited with recent events in the EPL but it still carries that message, " You are not alone don't quit but relentlessly restrategize".

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Crime / Re: Jumia Delivery Man Killing: Suspects Interrogation Video by ABEngine(m): 2:17pm On Mar 29, 2017
FvckShiT:
Kill these blöödy fûçking möfös already angry

Too easy man... if found culpable I hope they are sent over to me with morphin kits to last a year or two.

I can be really creative.

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Travel / Re: j by ABEngine(m): 1:06pm On Mar 29, 2017
Simple advise, No!

Before you consider me an enemy of progress, read and understand the thread below

https://www.nairaland.com/3390736/must-read-what-he-goes#49952444

How well can you answer these questions?

1. Have your uncle obtained a degree at bachelors level from any Italian institution? I strongly doubt.

2. Has he obtained a permanent residents stay?

3. Is he gainfully employed with established institutions?

4. Or has he antecedents of deceit?

Now don't claim your circumstances are different from that of the reference above, even if they appear so, be rest assured you will run into troubles sooner than you thought if you fail to plan.

There are tons of reasons not to abandon your undergraduate studies having advanced thus far. Just sit back a while to consider the following

1. The language complex

Most Italian universities only offer relevant courses in Italian, the spoken language until recently there were little offers to study in English at an undergraduate level.

2. Notoriority accorded to Nigerians

This is no news to you by now. Do you want to associate with people of questionable characters and recruited to engage in illicit activities? It is a common trend here.

3. A comprehensive plan for your relocation

Be sure you have obtained necessary information about your eligibilty into the promised Italian school, means of livelihood, medical insurance, a secure long term accomodation and an integration road map.

4. Time

Most importantly time!

I will advice you to complete your degree programme before considering any such moves and act only when you are satisfied with the responses to the questions above.

Brother, from me to you, miracles don't happen in this part of the world, disregard whatever you uave seen on social media except you are prepared for a life of crime.

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Business / Re: We’ll Push Dollar To N305—CBN Boasts by ABEngine(m): 12:30pm On Mar 29, 2017
What was the exchange when you took office. Campaigns are almost here and your miracle worker has asked the flood gates be opened.

Who una wan fool.

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Crime / Re: Jumia Delivery Man Killed In Port Harcourt by ABEngine(m): 7:58am On Mar 28, 2017
No! I warned about this, when a delivery guy brought my brother's Tecno M3 back in 2014 and received cash right inside my compound I was curious as to how he dealt with issues pertaining to non compliance, theft and rascality.

The well physically built brother just shoved the topic away with a saying, "Na my area be this na".

The developed societies we all admire today run soley on trust, and no one can blame Jumia for trusting Nigerians enough to run the "Pay on Delivery" services.

The origins sort of issues are not far fetched, and this time I am not casting blames on the government but on we all.

Have you ever entertained the "I go make am regardless" thought without commiserate and legal efforts? You stand to be blamed. You are the sort that promote the "get rich or die trying" philosophy unconsciously. (Ask me how)

Have you prophesied deafening miracles to a teeming audience without admonishing them against ill routes to achieve these imaginary grandeur contained in your prophecies? Man of God, you sold dreams without installation kits, you are culpable too.

Nothing is equivalent to a human life, and I believe a humanely approach in times of bias should be objectively considered, ask yourself, "what if I was the one on this other side".

But no, we are Nigerians, "we no send", "who conscience epp", "we no dey dull", we are equally urged on and applauded for sharp practises, "sharp men and women".

Today a grown man shed uncontrollable tears reading this headline: for the mundane reasons and the circumstances sorrounding the death of the delivery man. Poor guy, he committed no crime in going about his daily businesses diligently, rather than swindle others, in anticipation to provide the next meal for his family.

Whomsoever ever had a hand in this, he, she and their generations will suffer untold hardship with no lease of life whatsoever.



If you wake up everyday to hustle legit and toil without shame for cheese you go understand
.

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Romance / Re: The simplicity of getting married. by ABEngine(m): 2:02am On Mar 17, 2017
Society will always lash out when you are percieved to entertain an opinion different from theirs or the consensus, fortunately the OP is right.

Choice is amongst the top crop of human abilities, one that sets us apart from other life forms in nature.

With this ability, our distinguished needs may be defined but most human choices aren't processed by yet another tool, the ability to discern.

It is a choice to get married, it is a decision to stay married and there are no specific set of reasons why one should/should not adopt a firm resolution to embark on this journey with another individual but that borne out of discernment.

The time you spend learning your prospective spouse has no direct correlation to the success of the union; marriage in itself is a lifelong class with complex paths and incessant trials.

We often get off on the wrong footing by not acknowledging human differences, making provisions to accommodate uncertainties, dwelling more on hopes and ridiculous expectations from humans and thinking we are perfect all by ourselves.

In simple terms, find someone whom meets >60% of your fleshy, intellectual and spiritual criteria, work the deficit towards achieving perfection. Marriage is not about the ceremony but milestones measured in "happy years" thereafter.

I belong to the school of thought that honors matrimony, that encourages committments to each significant order, that tarries regardless, that aims for perfection and not vain pursuits.

The growing trend of the non-conventional unions e.g single parenting/co-habiting/baby daddy & mummyship has the potential to destroy rich societal values our parents hitherto enjoyed and handed on. I was raised in a very happy union (there were bad days too) but I pray to have a happier one.

However, it is only benefical to watch before you leap. Don't be compelled by peers, for you are a lord in your own timezone. Find love, it costs the least. Take a decision, make a committment. Build your tolerance for one another together, for we are only humans in weaker flesh.

Dont give in to excuses nor make provision for blames, take absolute responsibility where it matters. Flesh will appeal on first sight but character will overrule moments after.

Remember, leave abusive relationships alone, dont expect miracles.

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Family / Re: . by ABEngine(m): 2:23pm On Mar 14, 2017
pocohantas:

Could this be experience speaking cheesy?

grin
Lets just say I'm privy to certain information.
Family / Re: . by ABEngine(m): 1:26pm On Mar 14, 2017
Just N15K and you are worried? A night out with one of your many girlfriends must cost more than that except you deal with cheap a** love peddlers.

Good hotels cost no less than N10k, A plate of Nkwobi is N4k, Crankberry drink N1k per pack, Her transport is estimated at N2- 3k, man, that is about N15k or more per conji session per girlfriend.

This event could occur as much as four times a month.

I should be pissed at you, honestly because you and I know that this is probably done at the expense of satisfying statutory obligations accorded to you in Marriage.

I am not saying she should continually steal your money but if you execute the above activities with you girlfriends you can as well lavish on her or get robbed at will.

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Crime / Re: Southern Kaduna: Police Arrest Suspected Killers Of Two Fulani Herdsmen by ABEngine(m): 11:11pm On Mar 13, 2017
xstry:
Someone somewhere out there is fuelling this whole thing, inciting hate and turning these people against one another.

This is exactly the case! The funny part? Certain self acclaimed informed persons are subconciously made puns to continually fan the embers of hate.

We come on here and call out each other while they sit back and assess how agitated we have turned and how the strategy stirred angered waters, our reactions can be rewarding to the most unsuspecting quarters.

The end goal: adversely steer emotions to score cheap political gains and fame.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Best 100 Companies To Work For In Nigeria - By Jobberman by ABEngine(m): 10:10pm On Mar 13, 2017
E383:


You left the shores dude? It's Scrypt. Something came up, I need your input. ASAP.

For a minute bro. Its been ages! Hope you are good Sir?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Best 100 Companies To Work For In Nigeria - By Jobberman by ABEngine(m): 8:47pm On Mar 13, 2017
#75? Lord have mercy!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: This Is An Indian Company You Shouldn't Work For In Nigeria Because Of Racism by ABEngine(m): 7:42pm On Feb 25, 2017
Sanchez01:
1.No Tax remittance to the FIRS
2. No annual leave,
3. No lunch break
4. No medical care provision, despite knowing that the NHIS is cheap and at the disposal of everyone

Then I can equally believe that there are;
5. No provison for pension
6. No NHF provision in place
7. No training and retraining programmes for staff
8. No Holiday bonuses (Christmas and New Year)

I see no reason why anyone who wants the best for himself or herself would agree to working in a place with the aforementioned conditions.

But man must wack and stay away from crime... cry
Politics / Re: Sani Bello Wears NYSC Uniform At NYSC Camp (Photos) by ABEngine(m): 2:18am On Feb 15, 2017
1st or 2nd tenure
Politics / Re: Twenty Young Nigerians Who Helped General Buhari Become President Buhari In 2015 by ABEngine(m): 5:27pm On Feb 02, 2017
0b10010011:


And what have you masters-Afonja`s, done this time?

You wish! Masters indeed!

Brother make peace with the fact Fulani slavery is a gernerational manuscript you and most of your tribal descendants will act to the letter.

Adios
Politics / Re: Man Slaps Taxi Driver Into Coma Over Buhari’s Death Rumour by ABEngine(m): 3:08pm On Jan 29, 2017
Just like Bovi mentioned, it impresses me to see the unintelligent write so well and get applauded by fellow bunch of ignoramus.

Mr. Umar, as long as freedom of speech is existent, it is not in your place to take laws into your hands.I am yet to see where Mr. Taxi driver contravened the laws of the land.

I was recently asked by a Kano born friend to ask my God to save Christains in Souhtern Kaduna if HE "truly lives" but same cannot be said of their creator without a bloody showdown.

It's obvious we disagree on an array of issues but that wasn't my fight, not even when his next meal laid right before me and I lacked not in options.

However the questionable circumstances with debunking this allegation and the ferocity with which his media aids are forcing their believes down our throats almost validates the rumor.

If it happened with Yaradua and Nigerians were left in limbo, could there have been anything new. So what big deal is this news to a common man.

I will blame Deltans if Mr Umar walks free without charges of assault levelled against him, as for Mr. Taxi man, stop wishing people dead.
Politics / Re: “I Am Hale And hearty” – buhari by ABEngine(m): 2:31pm On Jan 29, 2017
Why would a wife have to confirm by travelling to the UK if only he is a phone call away?

Why post undated photos when he can make a broadcast like Turkey's Edrogan? Except he is unaccountable to Nigerians.

Why are his aids frantically trying to convince Nigerians?

Why why why?
Politics / Re: Crude Oil Discovered In Borno State....... FG by ABEngine(m): 9:45am On Dec 19, 2016
Blue3k:
God for them. Let's see if the give more info on this.

@ABEngine @princejayboss any opinions on this. I remember one of you wrote paper on this. I never got the PM because I asked to read it.

Brother I read thus,

Shua’ra, however, failed to state the particular area in Borno State where oil was discovered and if the discovery was in commercial quantity.

The hustle for 13% oil derivation is real. I will hold on further comments till January 2017.
Politics / Re: Police Distributes Flyers With Helicopter In Abuja (Photos) by ABEngine(m): 4:04pm On Nov 27, 2016
HungerBAD:
I like this.

This shows that the Police under Buhari's Government;is acting the way a 21st century police force should act.

Aside the usual public method of sensitization of the public,the police can use this method too to sensitize the public as regards security matters.

Kudos to this Government.

OMG! Dude! Really?
It appears to me that you are oblivious of the tacts employed by 21st century policing across the globe. Check your facts please.

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