₦airaland Forum

Sundaland:
https://dailypostngr.com/2023/10/dele-momodu-gives-reason-for-fani-kayodes-silence-on-tinubus-certificate-saga/

Same old fools! If you are given largesse now and with probably juicy appointment by Tinubu, this idiot will surely sing praises of Tinubu. Birds of a feather....,

ExAngel007:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyVZDRUtgeB/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading

Make u na shut up jare, law law law, na dat same law u guys use to make Nigeria turn upside down like this. Book na haram in Nigeria of these days joor

emmyluizzz:
pussy

weed

and transportation to work




I don't spend money on food
my bitches cook for me after I bang them hard

🙌🙌🙌

Validated:
LASG should conduct forensic analysis and ask people with missing persons to come forward for DNA.

That's asking a thief to go after his fellow thief or asking a person to be a judge in his own case! The blood of the dead will cry upon the families of their Killers

nairalandkachy1:
Eden Hazard has retired from professional football at the age of 32.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CyNmiecNerl/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

He ended his career abruptly because of money sha! Nevertheless, you are still my man forever in blue colour ✌️✌️✌️

Morbeta11:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2023/10/06/court-orders-issues-of-reproduction-warrant-for-naira-marley/

Hmmmm! Man with many troubles in life sha

FactBoyz:
https://www.thecable.ng/atikus-lawyer-tinubus-nysc-certificate-submitted-to-inec-has-adekunle-not-ahmed/amp

Na Tinubu matter go kill Atiku. Why Atiku wasn't this worried during Buhari's certificate saga? Tinubu got majority of votes not because he is Adekunle or Ahmed but because he is a Nigerian and he's loved by his people.
Talking of whether is a forger or drug baron doesn't undermine the fact that he is Nigeria's president until the supreme court says otherwise. Besides, is there anybody who has never sinned on Earth? Is Atiku or Peter Obi holy? All Nigerian politicians are the same.

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHg0P91qjg?si=uB7jB4UJfCXGrtN_

He collected the kiosk he built for her when they stopped dating.

A beautiful lady, Amara Doris, has narrated how her ex boyfriend collected back the kiosk he built for her after they broke up.

Do you support what the guy did or is it childish?

That's a good decision. He who owns your body and heart should equally own your problems naw

Bwilliam:
99% sure one of the groom's men is bedding that woman.

Shey u be aproko ni🤣🤣🤣🤣

GuruboiNaija:
Controversial Nollywood actor, Uche Maduagwu has alleged that he was offered a N3 million bribe to paint the wife of late rapper, Ilerioluwa Olademeji Aloba, aka Mohbad as the “prime suspect” in his sudden death.

He said the people who attempted to bribe him also asked him to use his social media platform to agitate for a DNA test for Mohbad’s five-month-old son.

The thespian in a video message shared via his Instagram page recently, said he was instructed to allege that the late singer is not the biological father of his son, Liam.

He said he, however, rejected the offer because he was not a member of Mohbad’s family to demand for a DNA test to be conducted on his son.

Maduagwu said, “I just have to say this right now. I was offered N3 million in Lekki exactly on the 15th of September. The person who approached me said I should come on social media to twist the story [of Mohbad’s sudden demise]; that I should claim his wife is the number one suspect, .ng reports.

“He also said I should agitate for a DNA test for her child, that the late singer is not the biological father of the child. But I said to myself, I’m not a member of Mohbad’s family. I’m not even his best friend. My people, I need money but I said I will not do it. If I see the person that approached me, if I see his picture, I will recognise him.”

.ng recalls that Mohbad died in a controversial manner on September 12, 2023, and was buried the next day.

His body was exhumed about a week after for autopsy to aid the ongoing police investigation.

https://.ng/2023/09/29/mohbad-i-was-offered-n3m-to-paint-late-singers-wife-as-prime-suspect-actor-uche-maduagwu-alleges/

Clothing mad man!

Racoon:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/09/ooni-goes-into-seclusion-seeks-spiritual-intervention-over-economic-hardship/

Spiritual intervention over intentional hardship brought upon Nigerians by the government! Our Oba has become clown again 🤣🤣🤣

N3TRAL:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CxqcsJ2q6yJ/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Nobody expects him to confess to the crime of course unless he's thoroughly investigated and the mystery unraveled

ExAngel007:
Did you know??
There is a Festival In Okirika in Rivers State Nigeria called #IRIA_ceremony where Virgins are kept in one special room for 1-3 months, where they will undergo some training on womanhood. Once you see they see their first menses, they will walk Unclad to the village square and It's a big occasion for
the family which they are brought out to dance in public like this to be sprayed money; then Men can now go and book them in the room for marriage.

It start back then since 16th century It still happens till date

So now you know.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow! Men that attended this kind of occasion would definitely have their "things" on standby throughout 🤣🤣🤣

Johnnyessence:
instablog9ja

It's a normal thing for a real man to cheat. No that and know peace!

Righthussle:
Leave all that plenty grammar. Church na business. The boy must inherit his father's business. I no blame them. Na the fools wey dey work hard for money carry go give pulpit bandits to chop in the name of giving to God na them I dey pity. I don free my mother from the foolishness of thinking these thieves work for whoever made the universe.


Shishi pulpits bandits no go see from me and my family again.

Any god that needs money should use his power to collect it from CBN or IMF or better still sit down and create money for himself. I won't give shishi to any god through anybody.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TryP_z07aU?si=WBcQ5qrH-_BRr-Ic

Hmmm! This must be an Obedient to the core🤣🤣🤣

NwaIdeato:
By David Hundeyin Via Twitter


The comedy of errors just dey funny me die 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Atiku and his team of lawyers must be sick. Where were they when Buhari couldn't even present school certificate result during his reign? If they had been this vigorous on Buhari then, it would have made Tinubu's case essential and worthwhile. They didn't push anything then simply because Buhari is Atiku's kinsman and now that it's the turn of Omoolodode; the Jagaban, they begin to dig what is not.
Eventually, it will be efforts in futility. Gbigba f'Olorun ni isinmi

West1side:
Pls note the difference in the unbiased report unlike that of David HunDemumuy.



Source: https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/chicago-state-university-nigeria-bola-tinubu/

Article such as this deserve frontpage.

Tinubu is an "akanda eniyan"; a person specially created by God for a distinct purpose. God wanted him to be president of Nigeria for a "purpose" and that's why he's there against all odds. Looking for what is not lost about him would simply account for efforts in futility because "you go explain tire"

West1side:
Pls note the difference in the unbiased report unlike that of David HunDemumuy.



Source: https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/chicago-state-university-nigeria-bola-tinubu/

Article such as this deserve frontpage.

Truly, there is no permanent friend and foe in Nigerian politics. Nevertheless, let Atiku be told that he cannot outdo his boss(Tinubu).
Ogbologbo Jagaban is always many steps ahead!

PrinceOfLagos:
I didn't reply him because na nonsense him talk

His statement doesn't even convey modicum of sense. How would you say a popular figure like Mohbad was poor, hence the reason for his choking inside the casket like that? What has wealth got to do with how you are laid in the coffin? We have accounts of some richest of the rich who were buried without ceremonial coffins.
Mohbad's family was just simply stupid to have buried him in that manner.

Nice2023:
Big boy indeed!...did u the read the story at all?

They say he died poor that he couldn't even take care of the new born.

Even if he died poor, does that justify the reason he was choked inside the casket like that? I haven't seen even the poorest of the poor being choked like that in death.
It may be errors in the calculation of his height when they wanted to make or buy the casket.

BloomingDale:
I also imagined you screaming at your mom, “You are fvcking whoore and a whoore you will remain”. Lol.

Bastards like you don't have iota of sense, hence it's time I stopped bantering words with an incorrigibly incompetent fools like you. If you're pained by my mention and you know the woman that mistakenly gave birth to your foolish self is amongst the mentioned whores, you can kiss nearest transformer to put an end to your miserable life. Idiot!

BloomingDale:
The bolded made me laugh when I imagined you were talking about your mom being born a whoore. Lol

I was referring to your mother not mine because mine is not among the "most women" mentioned.
I don't need a senseless people like you commenting on my mention because what I said was factual unapologetically.

Ofunaofu:
Smart DNA, a leading DNA testing center based in Lagos, Nigeria, has released a comprehensive data analysis of all relationship DNA tests conducted at its facility between July 1, 2022, and June 30, 2023.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that DNA is Deoxyribonucleic acid; it is the material that carries genetic information for the development and functioning of an organism.

A DNA test (genetic testing) is a medical test that can identify mutations in one’s genes, chromosomes or proteins.

These tests provide information about an individual’s ancestral roots.



A DNA relationship test is the use of genetic profiles to determine whether an individual is the biological parent of another individual.

The Smart DNA report, based on thousands of users, provides an unprecedented insight into the DNA testing trends across Nigeria.

Released on Tuesday, it showed startling findings about the reasons people seek testing, the demographics of those tested, and the outcomes of the tests.

Nevertheless, it showed positive results which indicated that the men who came out positive as the biological fathers of the children who they queried their paternity, accounted for 73.88 per cent of tests.

Negative results were 26.12 per cent of those who were tested.

On geographical spread, the report showed that Lagos accounted for the highest percentage of tests, with 82.89 per cent of the total.

This is followed by Oyo (3.29 per cent), Ogun (3.07 per cent) and FCT (2.63 per cent and Rivers (2.41 per cent).

“This heavy concentration in Lagos, particularly the Mainland (68.14 percent) compared to the Island (31.86 per cent), is likely due to the location of Smart DNA’s office in Lagos.

“Also likely due to the purchasing power of the state’s residents, and the high population density of the state,’’ it said.

The report showed that the majority of tests (89.10 per cent) were conducted for ‘Peace of Mind’, followed by ‘Immigration’ (8.97 per cent), and ‘Legal’ (0.64 per cent).

“This suggests that individuals primarily seek DNA testing to confirm biological relationships for personal reasons rather than legal or immigration purposes.’’

It showed that men were the predominant initiators of contact, making up 86.44 per cent of the first contacts, compared to 13.56 per cent made by women.

“This indicates that men are more likely to have doubts about paternity or other relationships and take the initiative to seek testing,’’ it said.

“Positive results indicating that the man tested is the biological father of the child, accounted for 73.88 per cent of tests, while negative results made up 26.12 per cent.

“This suggests that in the majority of cases, the men seeking testing are indeed the biological fathers, but in more than 1 in 4 cases, the tested father is not the biological father of the child’’.

On Ethnic Group, the Yoruba ethnic group had the highest percentage of tests (61.23 per cent), followed by Igbo (19.07 per cent).

“Others (12.08 per cent), and Edo (6.78 per cent). This may be reflective of the ethnic distribution in Lagos and the surrounding areas’’.

On the sex of the child, more tests were conducted on male children (56.62 per cent) compared to female children (43.38 per cent).

It said that this may suggest a cultural preference for confirming paternity of male offspring, although further research would be needed to confirm this hypothesis.

Analysing the age range of those tested, it said that most tests were conducted on children aged 0-5 years (58.02 per cent), followed by the 6-12 age group (25.95 per cent).

“This indicates that paternity tests are mostly done on children when they are younger rather than when they get older’.

The Smart DNA findings said that the men who opted for these DNA tests were mostly between the ages of 31-40 years (40 per cent) and 41-50 years (23 per cent).

“ This age group is likely to have young children and may be in a financial position to afford the testing’’.

Officials of Smart DNA said the centre is committed to providing fully accredited DNA testing services to clients in accordance with the highest international standards.


According to them, the report aims to shed light on the current trends in relationship DNA testing in Nigeria, contributing to a better understanding of this important aspect of our society. (NAN)


https://dailytrust.com/over-25-of-tested-men-in-nigeria-arent-biological-fathers-dna-report/

Jesus! Most women are born whores! Women are men's doom and that's why I don't always pity them when they are being maltreated and even used for rituals.
What is the fate of the manourvered fathers now oh Lord?!

Ishilove:


I just knew it was a matter of time before investigative Nigerians dug out the identity of the man in actress Moyo Lawal's infamous sex video.

The general consensus of those who watched the trending and scandalous video is that the man in question was very dull and uninspiring in the act, in contrast to those of her industry colleagues who had their legs spread out from Kafanchan to Timbuktu (not that some of us care. Radarada).



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0q25MYFCjyNA2mytN9Kzad3GfYMaYpBMChQed28yjR1bDpqvonoFvQ3gEHbqm31d8l&id=1627149705&mibextid=2JQ9oc

That Moyor na agba IndecentStar! She was even asking him whether he was going to send the video while she was being drilled. The guy was just fucking her without so much enthusiasm

Dogalmighty17:
Is there an epidemic of ugliness in Uganda? 7 wives and non is beautiful?

Their plekus are sweet and that's most important

fineboynl:
If a man doesn't marry when he is broke. Marriage become difficult when he is rich. Especially getting the right one without money influence or family interference.

Ask any successful rich guys they will admit the simple fact about getting the right one since everyone is drawn to success.

Na lie! The most dangerous period for a man to marry is when he is "broke". You will regret your life if you do so. Women are always women. They choose to misbehave when the opportunity presents itself regardless of a man being "broke" or rich.
Women are the most unpredictable creatures ever created by God.

Racoon:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/guardian.ng/news/nigeria-needs-prayers-to-end-insecurity-says-defence-minister/amp

The same old story. This so called insecurity will continue to go unabated because it's a business for the perpetrators and a political playground for Nigerian politicians. Meanwhile, the perpetrators of most of the insecurity are not hiding and unknown particularly judging from the recent happenings in the north where some youths retaliated by kidnapping the wives of the kidnappers of their people.

GuruboiNaija:
https://.ng/2023/09/09/tinubu-approves-construction-of-1000-houses-in-kebbi-kastina-kaduna-others/

This is just a waste of resources especially in the areas where banditry and terrorism are a way of life of the people. They know themselves there and it seems the inhabitants of those areas enjoy criminality being perpetrated and that's why it keeps going unabated.

Wodu89:
Nigeria is gone. Mehn, these guys all think governance is a joke and see you guys as subjects. The earlier y'all begin to resist, the better your lots. Please do me the favor of checking up your age against your bank account balance year in year out and your age and estimated bank balance by 2027,before you banter me.

This country has and is being badly raped

They don't think governance is a joke, it is actually a joke in Nigeria and that's why they behave the way they behave. If I may ask, when last have you seen a government in this country being serious?
They know we can do nothing to them. Meanwhile, the moment we are given peanuts out of the abundance that we deserve, we begin to shower praises on them.

politicoNG:
There is no where in the Electoral Act where the Commission or its agent is mandated to use only electronic method in collating or transmitting election results.

This judgement is not unexpected. It's a reference to a previous judgement of the court on a similar election matter.
You don't expect a sitting president to be ousted like that in this country.
When former President Yar'adua publicly said the election that brought him in was not free and fair, what did the court latter say? Tinubu's presidency has come to stay whether we like it or not. God should just touch his heart to make this country prosperous for all and sundry.

Righthussle:
Wednesday is by the corner. Good luck.


I an neither for nor against you.

Wednesday won't be the last judgement regardless

Afro3:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/09/wike-wins-2023-political-titan-award/

Wow! The so much talked about politician deserves it.