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Literature / Re: Tell Us About Your Favourite Book by Ablitmuspaper(m): 10:10pm On May 08, 2016
quivah:

Send me no flowers grin
The pregnancy or whatever... But it was quite an Interesting read, read it like 7years ago but it was amazing.
Breaking dawn embarassed its a mighty voluminous book undecided tho interesting but iv been on it for close two 6weeks now.. 754pages, When I start,I dont wanna stop but you know I have about other 15textbooks to read too.

But overall favorite is 'the pregnancy' .. Its just bad I can't remember the name,but its something along that line..abi motherhood

It was basically about a couple who dunno have children yet, it worked for few years but there came the mistake.. She doesn't want an abortion, he doesn't want a baby...yet!
It created a crack, they separated tho they still love one another but none wanted to compromise.
Well,they tried at some point but their wants were parallel..
So, they went their separate ways.
She went through her pregnancy days alone in the first 7months..,in sadness,sorrow and all sort of pains but in all, the coming child gave her a reason to smile.
She met some guy when she was about 7months gone and after some series of meetings, they kinda clicked(at least the dude thought)..
But all she wanted was for Sean, I think that's his name, to realise there's nothing more important than being a parent.
Sean, on the other hand, wanted nothing less than just the two of them,at least for now. He hated children,maybe! Maybe not, but he doesn't want any of those attention seeking creatures now.
You know, his beliefs about parenthood were quite different from everyone. He felt having kids, working to provide for them,protecting,nurturing them while having little time for himself and maybe his wife, was the most stupid thing in the world..cause he felt those kids will grow up one day, meet some one else,fall in love,create a family which will become their first priority.. While he,the father will be left at their mercy..
Son; grandpa (sean) is coming for the holiday
Grandson; *crying* no, grandpa is weak,lazy,dirty,not cool,not funny, and old school. He's wicked,strict and wants things done his own way, he wants people to help him do virtually everything.. I dont like grandpa, he shouts, he's old and that's not cool
Son; grandpa is old, he needs someone to look after him sometimes, so, he's coming so he could spend some time with his family
Grandson/wife/granddaughter; why not get a nanny to look after grandpa
Son; ok ok ok

Such shits scare Sean, he kept thinking about it..growing up, getting old, begging to be loved, to visit, to be understood.. By his kid/s and their kids.

But this is my seed...my wife is carrying my seed, my son/daughter.. she(wife) needs me now ,more than ever. Fool, weak, selfish, crazy ..blah blah blah
But still, Sean didn't go home to his wife and their baby..

Until,...
pls continue
Phones / Re: Here Are Some Of The Best Android Shortcuts You’re Probably Not Using by Ablitmuspaper(m): 9:52pm On May 08, 2016
olempe:
Its a nice concept. I remember when Google Inc was developing that voice search I was one of the people that participated in the voice recordings for Nigeria in 2015. They've started another round now and the contract has been signed and its sitting on my laptop, hope to do the job next week. Its a nice experience though the money is small.

You can participate in this year's own too of you're an online freelancer.
hw do I participate
Travel / Re: Images From Abuja - The Pride Of Nigeria by Ablitmuspaper(m): 8:45pm On May 08, 2016
come...come...Dts ma house up dia
Family / Re: Woman Celebrates Her Marriage Breakup With Cake by Ablitmuspaper(m): 7:53pm On May 08, 2016
watch odas copy dis gesture....mad world crywatch odas copy dis gesture....mad world
Politics / Re: Ambode Wearing "Made In Nigeria" Clothes (photos) by Ablitmuspaper(m): 1:56am On May 08, 2016
SLIDEwaxie:
What is this madness about made-in-nigeria clothes like we haven't been wearing clothes made my Nigerian tailors since 235AD?
follow me ask dem ooo
Politics / Re: '' I Want To Go Back To Sambisa Forest To Meet My Husband'' 9yr old girl cried by Ablitmuspaper(m): 1:47am On May 08, 2016
dis small one.....hw she take know wetin b husband
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Is Forcefully Bathed In Public By His Friends (Pictures) - Cameroun by Ablitmuspaper(m): 1:41am On May 08, 2016
cryso dey nw take human beings to car wash....issorite
Culture / Re: Ehenenden Erediauwa Is The New Oba Of Benin by Ablitmuspaper(m): 1:32am On May 08, 2016
stexsy:
Hell fire designate....
Repent and give ur life to Christ
he nids to hear dis
Celebrities / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo & Ifeoma Welcome Baby (Photos) by Ablitmuspaper(m): 1:23am On May 08, 2016
congrats to Andy Okeke
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Obstruct Okorocha And Journalists In Owerri by Ablitmuspaper(m): 1:20am On May 08, 2016
he dt fetches ant infested firewood invites d lizard to dine wit him
Fashion / Re: Stop Bleaching Away Your Destiny by Ablitmuspaper(m): 1:08am On May 08, 2016
ireneony:
smiley black people always complaining.
White people tan alot and you don't hear white peeps putting down their kind.

Anyone can choose to live their life the way they want. Why do we black folks whine over everything, including unnecessary matter.

I know there are health implication for bleaching same with tanning.

We should use the time will use in craving for unnecessary things to improve on ourselve. Just see how this country is fuukked up right now. Naira is nothing to write home abt, economy is crumbling, bokoharam here and there, Fulani herdsmen wahala...pple can't feed their family no more. Bleaching should be our least problem right now. lets focus on more important things to make a better Nigeria, where there will be good health, standard of education, science and technology, good housing and drinking water. Etc..
It's time to start working towards solutions and results, not time to complain whine behind your computer screen.

I din talk my own#
dis topic rili pain u....bt no b only u im dey talk to

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Celebrities / Re: Missing Jim Iyke And His Controversies? by Ablitmuspaper(m): 10:29am On May 07, 2016
Jim iyke ma man of d century since 2001

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Romance / Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by Ablitmuspaper(m): 12:45am On May 06, 2016
halfricanadian:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

How can a litmus paper love?

Only u b acid nd base
acid nd base ......nd u ar still insulting me.....dont worry u ll see wot u ar luking for
Romance / Re: I Am About To Die For Love Please Help by Ablitmuspaper(m): 12:04am On May 06, 2016
halfricanadian:
Nobody shd blame me if i act drunk or unstable

Wo its love dat as caused it

I tried bt now drunk in d madness

Blame me not i av no emotions

Anymore i feel nothing cry cry cry cry

Dey made me a living immortal

I cry bt dont feel a thing i laugh same
u ar nt alone in dt.....which I could love again
Romance / Re: The Best Memory Of Your Ex You Cant Ever Blot Out... by Ablitmuspaper(m): 12:00am On May 06, 2016
I don't even ve an ex....dey still fink am dating dem

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Family / Re: Husband To Divorce Wife For Addiction To Telemundo, Zeeworld by Ablitmuspaper(m): 8:39pm On May 05, 2016
I know dt dis kind of tin is bond to apen.....end time house wife
Sports / Re: Taribo West And His Flamboyant Hairstyle (pictures) by Ablitmuspaper(m): 5:12pm On May 05, 2016
Peacetemi:
thats what oga Lai wants us to become cheesy
u too wicked
Education / Re: Medical Students Write Exams In A.B.U Zaria This Way (Photo) by Ablitmuspaper(m): 12:48pm On May 03, 2016
Dts hw we rolled in ANSU...Elect/elect dept...we called it sansilo.OmoIf u enter dia u ar on ur own
Career / Re: Sai Buhari, I Just Recieved My April Salary Yesterday by Ablitmuspaper(m): 7:41pm On Apr 29, 2016
u ve jst reminded me dt I ll nt b seeing any alert dis month.....sobs
Romance / Re: How Many Girls Can Introduce 2 Of Her Boyfriends Like This? by Ablitmuspaper(m): 10:02pm On Apr 28, 2016
adaksbullet:
These tin that op his say as hapen too me b4 sad....... My wive his telled me that mine horseband meet mine knew horseband and am shake the man well well and am excux them too by somtin(mistake off mine live) as am come bak and enta our siting room, am not seen mine wive and knew horseband, am think that knew horseband his go that mine wive his see him off......am jos goin upstairs wen am here ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye hmmmmmmm Hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. Wen am jos opened the doors like these, am jos see that knew horseband his forking mine wive in mine bed.....am jos see mine sef in hospitu bed doctor his noun telled me that am faintcrycrycry


Anytime am forking mine wive, she use too chat or reading magasin am me am forking her hardcrycrycry
wot language is dt
Politics / Re: Armed Men Crossing Benue River En-Route Agatu (Video) - SBM Intelligence by Ablitmuspaper(m): 9:45pm On Apr 28, 2016
Wetin dem dey talk
Sports / Re: Throwback: Iheanacho Representing Imo In A Junior Tournament by Ablitmuspaper(m): 9:17pm On Apr 28, 2016
miteolu:
Zechariah 4:10New Living Translation (NLT)

Do not despise these small beginnings, for the Lord rejoices to see the work begin...

Job 8:7
Though your beginning was insignificant, Yet your end will increase greatly.
ma bro I see dt ur bible
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Captures Military Items From Soldiers In Borno - Terror Monitor (Pics by Ablitmuspaper(m): 8:49pm On Apr 27, 2016
u ll neva see dis in d news
Crime / Re: OMG! Read How Father Slashed The Throats Of His 4 Sons In One Day(photos) by Ablitmuspaper(m): 12:00pm On Apr 27, 2016
gush
Crime / Re: Cultists Attack OPC Member For Sleeping With Stepmother Of Their Members (photo) by Ablitmuspaper(m): 11:57am On Apr 27, 2016
punches ar flying....modas ar crying....idey painu me gaga ooo
Education / Re: Tunji Epketi-Micheal UI's 500Level Rusticated Student Of by Ablitmuspaper(m): 12:34pm On Apr 26, 2016
okirewaju:
Sad one. Imagine all the fees he has paid from 100 level till now and to imagine that he has to start afresh again.



May God give you direction.
is obvious u didn't read d whole text...infact u only glanced @ d headline

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Celebrities / Re: DonJazzy's Hilarious Congratulatory Tweet To Rihanna by Ablitmuspaper(m): 9:27am On Apr 22, 2016
huntax:
My God.. What has happened to Rihanna's boobs?
It used to be firm and perky, now it has fallen from grace.
nah age nah
Celebrities / Re: Clarion Chukwurah's Wedding To Anthony Boyd by Ablitmuspaper(m): 9:04am On Apr 22, 2016
truly age is jst a no.
Politics / Re: For Slapping Onyemachi Mrukpor, Reps Summons CG Prisons by Ablitmuspaper(m): 8:51am On Apr 22, 2016
d slapper nd d slappee shld b relieved of dia duties for youths like us to take over....mbt on a serious note dt slap get both magnitude nd direction see as d woman face turn brown automatically
Politics / Re: For Slapping Onyemachi Mrukpor, Reps Summons CG Prisons by Ablitmuspaper(m): 8:46am On Apr 22, 2016
jazinogold:
THEY WAN ASK AM IF NA IGBATI OR IFOTI DEM GIVE THE REP MEMBER grin grin grin

When Man 'O' War slap me...no body summon the guy o! na even me dy summon say why i no run after he slap me the first time. sad grin
u ar funny....common man o war slapped u multiple times
Sports / Re: They Say This Jean-Kévin Augustin Is 18 Years, What Do You Think. by Ablitmuspaper(m): 11:08pm On Apr 19, 2016
if d guy says he is 18 den he is 18
Agriculture / Re: Strawberry Farming Crippled In Jos by Ablitmuspaper(m): 8:19pm On Apr 19, 2016
strawberry? undecidedstrawberry?

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