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curiously,i feel nothing.

i wonder how a hundred years old kpekus will taste like.

he will be found. in Jesus name.

someone will now be sucking one of the mad kids pussy in future. SMH.

SolutionMee:

So what's the big deal there that a 67-year old woman gave birth to a baby? I even thought she gave birth to a set of twin or triplets but my expectation was withered. Only God knows how she must have useless herself when she was still a spinster. It's only heaven that can account for the numbers of men she must have slept with as a young growing lady. Nothing was delaying her from giving birth all these while. She was the one delaying herself all in a bid to gain cheap public attention and noble recognition, such that was given to her by the governor.

another nwaAmaikpe wannabes spotted.

GoTV:
Why not snap Atiku playing PlayStation or Atiku riding bicycle? How you people prefer to vote for people that placed you in generational poverty is beyond sane minds. Keep Atikulating with hungry bellies. Irresponsible youths

useless generation.continue selling ur birthrights to greedy politicians.

cool

how much did he even buy d car. even limousine no carry dis kind security.

haaaaa. my head.

CastedGist:
Woman abandoned on her wedding day by her partner of 10-years cries out as she's stuck with unpaid bills.



News via Gistmore :: https://gistmore.com/lady-abandoned-wedding-day-partner-10-years-cries-shes-stuck-unpaid-bills

u don't understand simple englishes.
the woman in the picture is not d person telling d story.
the real story is bout her fiance being snatched from her by the woman in the pics.

Mokenano:
I started masturbating July 2017, tho I enjoyed it the first time but it keeps going on and on to the extent that I can't do without masturbating at least 4 times a day. I started doing things I don't do before, anytime I see a girl, the first thing that comes to my mind is her unclothedness and how she's gonna look down there.

Then I started masturbating with naked pictures in my mind, later with nude pictures, later Nude Gif images and now I watch porn . I'm not happy with this and I don't know how to stop it.

I'm thinking of telling this friend of mine Vivian, she preaches the word of God to me and pray with me as well maybe she can pray for me but I'm scared she might see me as a bad guy and start avoiding me.

Nairalanders please help me, I'm just 20yrs old.

terrible habit.just lyk most additive habits it's difficult to stop.
u will outgrow it.i only stopped mine when i had my first kid.
i took it as a personal insult to myself to continue d habit.
i stopped having d urge after two days.this is 13 years of stopping.i fit watch two hours porn and still not have d desire to self-service.
nwaAmaikpe is a fool.

Timagex:
2006-2012

was there 1994-1999. we were d first to move into d present site. dat building was d army children school. i can still smell d stinks when we just moved in. bring back memories. how are you,and hope u are rpp us well.

Elder0001:
Since one of the videos has been disabled on xnxx because of reports. You should dm me for the videos and judge for yourself if that show of shame can be classified as rape.

i need to see d video to have my own judgment not nairaland.
i just dm u

this na small brushing for command.
i remember those days..men.
we had really big men children in sch.
military administrator, minister,it used to be d top sch.
so much wealth and indicipline.

na assembly ground brushing they solve am .
imaging flogging the son of a military administrator 24 stroke in public and u must not touch am.

Timagex:
If it's command, I'm not surprised. I was priviledged to attend the one at Odogbo barracks, ibadan. nobi small tin o. Our ao and RSM did worse to us....we survived!

no be small tin o.
what year where u there.

Iamkuttie:

Meanwhile...

*At Barca's Dressing Room*

Suarez: Man, Y'll see what Ronaldo did yestday?

Iniesta: That guy is a super human.

Dembele: How i wishe i can play with him!

Alba: Yes my brother, itz much better to play with him than against him, Pique will tell you more.

Pique: *eye him and hissed*

*Messi entered*

Rakitic: hey Messi, you saw that bicycle kick from Ronaldo yestday...??

Messi: Yeah i saw it, whats so special about it?

Coutinho: Hian, Messi...
For once forget the rivalry and appreciate whats good.

Messi: You guys should just stop the hype.
If you guys wan't me to score such goal times two, i will do that!!

All: Yeah, we want you.
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*Few minutes Later...*

Messi: ...

this is hate speech.����

okuya:
Grow up boy, do something beneficial and responsible with ur life. Stop this ur agbero and thuggery nonsense!!

ur father was onces a boy.

don't go and sleep. be thinking of someone else punna.

so. nwamaikpe say something.

yellow ibo girl

Falcuswhite:
Drop the link of your joke whatsapp group or funny whatsapp group so that nairalanders can join through the link.

This is mine.
https:///GmMVnFL1jB60MzkVsMnhDF
Drop your number to be added to others

08161537911

between the rock and sea

alpha2zulu:
One of the cowards spotted.
Young man, have you been onboard a ship before? If no, you're sailing an imaginary ship.

who no come, no go know. lubber lubber.

ekparikpa. beta to sail in a leaking ship than b maroon by bsts.

Offpoint:
Dude seriously, I don't wanna be rude, heartless or void of sympathy. I'm very blunt when it comes to telling people the truth.

your constant rant about your state of health is beginning to sore one ears and we are bored already. let me tell you the truth, you're not the first human being to be hit with such ailment, your condition is not even the worst when it comes to sickness... at least you can eat on your own, breath on your own, make use of cell phone on your own, your senses are still in tact. there are like thousands out there who can't do all of these on their own, but choosed to make whatever days left of them to live on earth the happiest. I'm sick and tired of your constant ranting, I'm sick and tired of you constantly nagging. you've at least been lucky enough to come this far, there are a lot who never made it this far. be grateful, have faith, choose to make yourself happy irrespective of whatever predicament you're going through.

Ailment or no ailment, we all gonna die someday. accept your fate, fight your fears, choose a happy life... quit the complaints.

my dearest offpoint.
allow the dead to bury his dead.
this is nairaland.
shine ur eyes.�

TechCapon:
you need to try gboard

baba, can u teach me how to use handwriting for the Gboard. thanks.

youngest85:
Such news will never seize in our universities

cease.
my friend.

SIMPLYkush:
I wish Linda ikeji son go kpai make we rest

are u mad ni.
is your brain paining you.

Tomoyayi:
F. uck you

are u gay

Tomoyayi:
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dumb

thank God them no shoot your big head. your wife for become widow and your children ophans.