₦airaland Forum

ThisYourTatafo:
Hahaha hahaha u just made my morning sir... Abeg tell am.
We gats create a ministry called ALAN
(Assss Lickers Association of Nigeria)

And make Blayde their national chairman but I bet you, this dude any getting any in spite of his naivety

Spot On...These Idiats Think Just Because The 'asslick' There're Getting Any Hahaha...Asslickers Hear Me, All These Girls Are Fraudsters, 419, Scam, Investment Without Reward, Miss 'you Re Not Getting Any If You Like Like My Ynash Like Vicks Blue' But Dem No Go Hear...Like Phyno Says "oga Me Gi Voom Nna'ya"...I Don Talk Finish.

blayde:
U dey mind dem?

Them no get money yet dem no respect theirself dey their lane. Truth is every relationship demands some level of financial commitment. Only irresponsible guys will shy away from dis truth.


But most often Naija babes too no wan hear ooo

must You Lick Ynansh? IF YOU NO LICK YNANSH YOU GO DIE?

Ginaz:
Post like this gets me angry , so you spend on a girl so what? Naija men needs to stop this very foolish thinking. Their logic is if they spend on you even if it's not up to a bottle of Fanta they own you.

They complain that you need to be self reliant, when you do and become a linda ikeji they complain.

They say you should not ask for money, and when you do that, "haa, somebody must be giving you money, you are cheating on me"

Men folks are more confused than women, please for all the ladies don't rely on a man, make your own damn money and watch them beg to date you.

What nonsense!

Your Father Will Be Proud.Mumu

Op, I Dont Mean To Alarm You But You Might Have Schizophrenia..Good Luck

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I Cant Say Yes Cause Of My Ego..Im Supposed To Be Doing The Asking.

If You Get And You Wan Give, Give..But If You Dey Manage And You Still Dey Give Girl Allowance, You Are A Madafacker...SHE BE SENATOR?

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tiredsoul:
I try to tell myself it will get better. It usually does after some time but it gets bad again. There is no peace in all these. What's the whole point of living? Too much pain

Thats Life Bro, Ups And Downs,ups And Downs...Its Like You Re Trying To Make Omelettes But End Up With Scrambled Eggs..Its The Same For Everybody,life bleeps Us All But Been Able To Eat That Scrambled Egg And Know That Tommorow Will Be Better Is What Makes Us Strong..Complain All You Want But Dont Give In To Weakness, You Owe Yourself That. Be Strong

Ive Thought About Suicide Too But When I Think About All The Game Of Thrones,oitnb,person Of Interest,arrow Etc Wey I Neva Watch, I Dey Postpone Am...Haha...Hang In There Bro, Its Going To Get Better

Hahahaha

Guy Shattap.You Don Chop The Beef...Thief.

Africans And Hypocrisy.All This Idiots Shouting 'moral Decadence' Should First Of All Clean The Dirt In There Own Eyes..Nigeria Is So Morally Correct Na In She Run Comot, We No See Food Chop Because Of Corruption? Yeye Dey Smell.

Hmmmn

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Na Your Karma?ABI DO YOU WANT TO TELL US HOW TO SUFFER OUR OWN KARMA?

0P If To Say I Near You, We For Fight. I Swear

I'm Not Impressed.

She Looks Like Someone That Can Smother You With A Pillow While You Sleep And Not Give A Bleep

kelval:
its crazy jare. u no go believe i no dey commot for morning/afternoon time, na only evening around 7 i dey commot if at all i must go. if i get important place wey i wan go for afternoon, i go take every alcohol takeable ni before i sabi work for road

Mtcheew...No Be Joking Matter Oh..Serious Sh1t

Budweiser:
Lol you need to see how one usher was looking at me in church 2 Sundays ago. Me sef I con dey check myself whether something was wrong with me. After service she approached me and was trying to toast me. Lol I no even answer her. She no no say I still be small boy. My looks bin dey deceive (you know tall, handsome and that )

Ah! A Witness..Girls Can Look?

SweetieConstie:









Pics or..... You know the rest!

Not Happening...Seriously Though I Must Not Be The Only Guy Experiencing This...I Need Back Up

Cool23:
Is it not guys that do that

Nah...On A Serious Note Though Its Like You're Always Been Watched...Girls Dey Try I Swear

kelval:
fvck boys? now you acting like you are not emotionally ruled? cut the crap son

Yep, Fvck Boy Confirmed.

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I Sight A Homosexual...Its The OP

anonymous4life:
You are wrong. Honestly speaking, I love her very much. It was just odd to me to me that she was already thinking about marriage when the relationship is barely two weeks old.

Dude No Mind All This Weird Ass Mofos...Every Sane Guy Will Be Cautious With This Scenario.

herbie27:
Exactly!, later they will tag girls leeches, she's just interested in having a future with him, why go into a relationship with the motive to have sex undefined.

You Cant Start Asking A Guy About His Marriage Plans Two Weeks In..Its A Recipe For Disaster.

Haha..Kinda Like The Time A Girl Sent Me A Text For Our 'one Week Anniversary'.......I RAN.

B1tch Asz..Girl Is Hot Thou And Deserves Better Than A Wimp.