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HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For July 29 2021 In Nigeria by absool(m): 1:36am On Jul 30, 2021
I feel like the word has reached a point were we need to impose a permanent lockdown.
Who else agrees with me?
RomanceRe: Can You Tell When Your Man Is Making Love To Another Woman by absool(op): 9:05pm On Jul 29, 2021
donbachi:
Wash his boxers.dat part where the prick rests will be slimy.naija sey na "draw-draw".. dat part go dey draw.
Speak English werey
RomanceRe: Can You Tell When Your Man Is Making Love To Another Woman by absool(op): 9:03pm On Jul 29, 2021
donbachi:
Wash his boxers.dat part where the prick rests will be slimy.naija sey na "draw-draw".. dat part go dey draw.
Speak English
RomanceRe: Can You Tell When Your Man Is Making Love To Another Woman by absool(op): 1:14pm On Jul 29, 2021
CharisEleos:
Which kind question be this? Huh!


Op, Repent!
A genuine one �
RomanceRe: Can You Tell When Your Man Is Making Love To Another Woman by absool(op): 1:03pm On Jul 29, 2021
Cc lalastica
RomanceCan You Tell When Your Man Is Making Love To Another Woman by absool(op): 1:02pm On Jul 29, 2021
Can you tell when your man is making love to another woman even though you are the one he is thrusting?
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Owerri (FUTO) Admission Status by absool(m): 1:21pm On Mar 26, 2021
MrOON:
Optometry. She scored 213.
The departmental cutoff is 60.5/100
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Owerri (FUTO) Admission Status by absool(m): 1:35am On Mar 21, 2021
MrOON:
Dear Nairalanders,
I've searched but couldn't find a satisfactory answer to this.
Please whoever has a valid information about admission status for FUTO should please share. My niece has been on my neck and i have noone to ask yet. She scored 290 in the screening and her name isn't in the FUTO first admission list.


Is there any departmental cut off marks? Or other criteria for the admission?
Is there any hope of other admission list coming out soon?
Who has a valid information should please share.

Thanks in anticipation.
What is her jamb score and department of choice?
CelebritiesRe: Davido Congratulates Wizkid And Burnaboy On Their Grammy Award Wins by absool(m): 2:46pm On Mar 15, 2021
This is faux maturity mixed with performativism which nigerians love��‍♂️
EducationRe: Can Some Collect HND Certificate With ND Statements Of Results by absool(op): 11:28am On Mar 11, 2021
Please I need an answer ��
EducationRe: Can Some Collect HND Certificate With ND Statements Of Results by absool(op): 8:51pm On Mar 10, 2021
Cc seun
Cc lalastical
Cc seun
EducationCan Some Collect HND Certificate With ND Statements Of Results by absool(op): 8:50pm On Mar 10, 2021
So I will like to know if someone can collect HND certificate in federal polytechnic nekede by presenting ND statements of results instead of ND certificate ��
RomanceRe: I Said No To My Girlfriend For The First Time And She Feels Like Dying by absool(m): 2:12pm On Mar 02, 2021
Henrymorre:


I will try to make this story very short.

So I've always loved my babe, buy her stuffs, gives her money, take her out, etc. So tomorrow is her birthday, and she has a very bad hair. We where talking over on phone yesterday, and she asked me to send her money to make her hair, plus she also said she doesn't have money to do her bday, and wants me to help her on it. Well, I wanted to help her do her bday shaa, just to make her happy, but I can't carry all the responsibilities alone, so I said no to her getting money to do her hair. I told her to make her hair by herself or wear a wig, since I will be ,

Paying for hotel
Buying the cakes
Buying the drinks
Buying the meat
Calling DJ to play song for her and her friends
Plus giving her a gift..

She started acting all up, that she will do the bday with her friends that she doesn't need me in it anymore, that her friend will make her hair for free blah blah, and she will sleep over at her friends place. Etc

So guys the question, is this lady really a wife material? Or someone who is just there to eat money and go?

Did I over react?


Treat her like the sl*t she is, fuk her and pay for her service from now henceforth
CelebritiesRe: Helen Prest-Ajayi Celebrates Husband’s Posthumous Birthday by absool(m): 2:08pm On Mar 02, 2021
[quote author= post=99516835]Shaking our heads!

And this is one of the so called leaders of tomorrow.
See what he has inside his head towards a widow.


Shaking our heads vigorously undecided[/quote]Are you telling me that you fck her till she passes out if you're given the chance to?
CelebritiesRe: Helen Prest-Ajayi Celebrates Husband’s Posthumous Birthday by absool(m): 5:40pm On Mar 01, 2021
It's time for a real man to have a taste of that ass
SportsRe: Alex Iwobi Celebrates His Mother's Birthday; Shares Cute Photos With His Parents by absool(m): 5:21pm On Mar 01, 2021
I want to give his sister some hardcore fck till she passes out
EducationRe: Can One Graduate With First Class After Failing A Course? by absool(op): 2:25am On Feb 24, 2021
simplesearch:
What level are you and what's your current CGPA?
300 lvl and I'm currently on a 4.62
EducationRe: Can One Graduate With First Class After Failing A Course? by absool(op): 5:29pm On Feb 22, 2021
Cc seun
EducationCan One Graduate With First Class After Failing A Course? by absool(op): 5:29pm On Feb 22, 2021
Can someone graduate with a first class after failing a course
Science/TechnologyRe: Please I Need Your Help Nairalander, I Will Cry Here by absool(m): 1:11am On Dec 13, 2020
SmartestDude:
Please nairalanders, I need your help, those who are experts in phone related issues.
I bought Tecno spark 4 this year 2020, and now December 8th, the microphone is quiet, I can't even record something and hear it.
It's really low, without falling or entering water.

Please help me, don't laugh at me oh�
I am frustrated now oh, I think I need to update the system.


Technicians in the house help.
update the system mine was pausing everytime I'm watching movies now it's ok
RomanceRe: Every Guy Likes A Thick Lady, But Only A Few Like Skinny Girls And Here’s Why by absool(m): 2:30pm On Nov 12, 2020
tnerro1:
Am looking for a big girl to bleep today, not fat not skinny, but a tall big girl with ass and boobs to seriously bleep. E don dey hungry me since yesterday ..... grin
I want to fck your sister's pssy real hard till she passes out
RomanceLadies Love Feminist Men by absool(op): 6:17pm On Jul 18, 2020
So today at my business place a beauty curvy fair lady wearing a short black gown came in to buy thing within 30 seconds another man came in and started talking to her for. their conversation it was clear that they knew each other then he started touching her laps, but she slapped his hands the first time but the bastard persisted but from her facial expressions I knew that she was irritated by that action so I had to intervene because I can't let some to be sexually assaulted in shop so I cautioned him and he left.

So I later sat close to her to apologize and ask her why she didn't slap him, she told me that she was afraid he would beat her up after talking to her I noticed that she started feeling me so I took her to my store just we can have a private discussion hehe I quickly changed the topic to how sexy she was and how I'll like to fingerfvck her she blushed to I proceeded to massage her laps, for some time that was wen I noticed her nipples became very visible then I fingered her ....babes started sweating I pulled out her pant and brought out my Dragon babes was already positioning in doggy style but I told but to bless my Dragon with her soft lips before I part the red sea to cut the long story short we bleeped for 15 min in different styles
hehe
PhonesRe: Xiaomi Redmi 7 User's Official Discussions Thread by absool(m): 2:06am On Jul 12, 2020
pls guys where can I see brand new redmi 7 at slot and what is the price range
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by absool(m): 2:01am On Jul 12, 2020
pls guys where can I see brand new redmi 7 at slot and what is the price range
CelebritiesRe: Queenette Charles And Regina Daniels On A Movie Set by absool(m): 3:25pm On Mar 12, 2020
Codes151:
This her ex Dey follow her every where?
to provide díck when needed
CelebritiesRe: Queenette Charles And Regina Daniels On A Movie Set by absool(m): 3:23pm On Mar 12, 2020
Phenomenal16:
Watch out for this girl in two years....the kind curves that will be raining on her eh
No be me talk am......
after them don pump her yansh with big Dickson

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