₦airaland Forum

Money don change hand

When vanagon became T4?
When Abule egba became Able egba?
When lastma became Police?

Someone even advised..."stop boarding buses by roadsides".

Shebi na middle of the road I wan board am?

LikeAking:
Nigerian mentality..

U thinks judges na daft people..

Dem go change am for the person as soon as they observe the person one use their head..

Immediately they they will remand that person in prison, make the person brain reset..

Unfortunately the law court doesn't give verdict base on emotions.
Court rules base on facts and evidence

Nsogbu


If this gets to court, the singer will surely win.
After all, they usually tell us in the church that
" Sinners are spiritually blind"
So Chidinma can come out now and claim that she didn't meant physical blindness and case will be over

Does Amadioha have a distant cousin overseas?

With or without coalition....as long as the Inec remains partisan, he will do complete 8 yrs there

Kalu can't release Kanu .



I hope they have removed the corpse of that guy murdered in Ilaje Ajah day before yesterday?

I wonder what they will call Kompany

Try Raid

Funny enough this bunch of miscreants on uniform just drove pass me around Durbar junction in their usual korope
From the way they were staring at me I knew "to search bag " dey hungry them
Make I wait small, they will reverse once they get to First gate....we die here today

Yoruba people ehn...the older they get, the deadlier they become

So there's money in porn acting?

There's nothing wrong with that....after all, jobberman will always come to your rescue when you get what you are looking for

immortalcrown:
God made man.

Man made Maths.

Maths made man mad.

Man didn't make maths....man discovered maths.

Have you ever heard of "God's writing"?

Don't you know that God Himself used/uses mathematics in creation?

Arrested on what basis?
Were they raped?
Are they minors?

4 is the god-damned Answer

BODMAS

5(7-4)=
(35-20)=
15
Therefore,
60/15=
4

Smoke screen

This Sanwo olu likes pointing fingers up and down

New meme

Auto pilot nation

Maza Maza to Agboju

FuckingMachine:
Ile-Ife, 2023

Very apt

Make we fry spit or what?

I planned to relocate to the USA(United States of America)... now I'm here....yes in the USA, except that the "A" is for Aba

Best day will be when Tinubu off

Absuchat:
11. LET YOUR WIFE KNOW YOUR PHONE CODES
There is nothing bad if your wife knows your phone codes. Why are you locking your phone if you don’t have a skeleton in your cupboard?

12. LET YOUR SPOUSE KNOW YOUR ATM PIN
Letting your spouse know your ATM PIN looks stupid to many. But to mature married ones, there is nothing bad about it.

Bia Op...what are you intoxicated with?

Marriage still dey shark this one.
When you collect better breakfast....nairalanders are always ready to advise you on how to run a DNA test

Party no go Kee some people

"wicked" and
"Snake"
In the same sentence is tautology

None is as poisonous as BAT especially to the economy

He is Igbo..... we're not surprised