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Politics › Re: Your Experience As Lagos Governor Not Enough To Run Federal Govt – Rewane Tells by Absuchat(m):
StreetFight:
The useless man called Rewane was one of Buhari's Economic and Financial Advisers. He deserved to be stoned to death
Your moniker is streetfight....very apt for someone that makes comments like this
Politics › Re: APC Supporter Begs Peter Obi To Contribute His Ideas To Tinubu Administration by Absuchat(m): 11:56am On Nov 16, 2023
grin
They know All these but was blinded by tribalism.
Abeg allow Obi to rest
Crime › Re: 20 Year-old Man In Kaduna Kills Father For Appearing In His Dream (photo) by Absuchat(m): 11:33am On Nov 16, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Na dem, very fetish people.
Do you have a job at all?
Crime › Re: 20 Year-old Man In Kaduna Kills Father For Appearing In His Dream (photo) by Absuchat(m): 11:32am On Nov 16, 2023
grin
But why will the man appear in his dream na?
Aboki wey fit sleep for express drainage, anything can be nightmare for him
Politics › Re: Imo State Vs Osun State; Development by Absuchat(m): 9:30am On Nov 16, 2023
grin grin
Science/Technology › Re: Huge Python Killed In Ore, Ondo State (Pictures) by Absuchat(m): 9:27am On Nov 16, 2023
grin
Notice the head is gone grin

Ogun and Ondo no dey waste time on anything head.... immediately immediately they don mine am cheesy grin
Health › Re: How Can We Get Rid Of This Boil by Absuchat(m): 9:26am On Nov 16, 2023
Ibelieve1998:
Be reasonable and matured for once, you are not getting younger!!
If not for your rotten teeth, a BJ from you could have been cool....but I never wan get staphylococcus for herpes for preeq.

I assume you are a she
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Did Your Dad Ever Come For Your PTA Meeting In Secondary School..? by Absuchat(m): 7:30am On Nov 16, 2023
My dad didn't even know the road to my school or the class I was in till I graduated from both primary and secondary schools. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Countless Hamas Weapons IDF Troops Have Uncovered In The Shifa Hospital by Absuchat(m): 7:11am On Nov 16, 2023
Israel Biko wipe these idiots once and for all
Politics › Re: LP Welcomes Atiku’s Merger Proposal, NNPP Gives Condition by Absuchat(m): 5:55am On Nov 16, 2023
These idiots are the reason why Nigeria is the way it is.

They know what is right but choose to be stupid.

If this was done in 2022, tell me why that pissing machine will be in Aso Rock today
Celebrities › Re: The gods Dey Fear Gun- Reaction Trail Video As Masquerade Refuse To Whip Officer by Absuchat(m): 9:47pm On Nov 15, 2023
grin
Soldiers wey Boko Haram dey flog like say they thief phone, na im Yoruba god dey fear?
Shame
Foreign Affairs › Re: Oil Giant Saudi Arabia Welcomes Electric Vehicles To The Kingdom by Absuchat(m): 9:45pm On Nov 15, 2023
I wonder how our South South brothers will survive when the world finally transition into electric vehicles and LPGs....thank God Imo state has the highest gas deposit in Africa.

They will see how the north and their southern slaves used them to develop their regions
Politics › Re: NLC, TUC Suspend Strike by Absuchat(m): 9:42pm On Nov 15, 2023
Gmark26:
What shall we do now? shocked
Resume work with immediate effects
Health › Re: How Can We Get Rid Of This Boil by Absuchat(m): 9:38pm On Nov 15, 2023
ggenius77:
Nope
Then I will consider giving you head grin
Romance › Re: If Dem Leave That Guy One On One With Kiss Daniel Bouncer, Him Go See Draw? by Absuchat(m): 9:35pm On Nov 15, 2023
jumper524:
dey play.
Kiss Daniel bounecr na steroid body builder.
Fight needs strenght and endurance.
The level of endurance from a special force office the size of kizz Daniel bouncer go bet crase comot from him kidney.
Dey whine yourself.

Na una dey make these weaklings on khaki feel like super humans. Special forces are basically good at weapon (especially gun) handling. That bouncer may not have tasted steroids before...so don't assume
Health › Re: How Can We Get Rid Of This Boil by Absuchat(m): 9:21pm On Nov 15, 2023
A kiss from me will do the magic
Investment › Re: Olusola Lawanson Adeeko Wanted For Absconding With Customers' $20M by Absuchat(m): 7:51pm On Nov 15, 2023
tiger28:
Have you noticed that her Yoruba Kinfolks here are ALSO cursing her for this acthuh?

IF na your ppl, they would have been making her a MARGINALIZATION VICTIM.......Mmesoma loading!

Our ppl dem!
Damage control grin
Politics › Re: Reps Want FG To Dualise Ogun-lagos Road by Absuchat(m): 5:25pm On Nov 15, 2023
grin
Politics › Re: Court Of Appeal Dismisses Jandor's Case Against Sanwo-Olu by Absuchat(m): 5:05pm On Nov 15, 2023
Personally I like Sanwo olu..... not minding what his miscreants do or say online.

So congratulations Mr Governor
Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi Confirms His Marriage To Temi Otedola (Video) by Absuchat(m): 4:59pm On Nov 15, 2023
inoki247:
Na dere makeup dey vex me pass u will see dere ladies painting dere face like say na dem all this Gloss Paint company wan use test new color...


I'm not against people doing wedding buh as a struggling guy or lady that knows your background ur goal should be on how to defeat Poverty nd not to do anything to impress people....


Imagine someone who doesn't worth more than 500k or 2m doing extravagant wedding that's a total waste of money cause after wedding will dere be return....


I can't tell u what to do...


Do anything that makes you happy buh afta ur happiness if it leads to Garri for u no come dey disturb our peace no be we follow u plan aw u will be happy....
Worse part is palmpay still dey find some of them that borrowed to finance their wedding.... even though the marriage has dissolved grin
Crime › Re: Ty Buratai Foundation Condemns Killings In Israel-hamas War: Urges Immediate by Absuchat(m): 4:55pm On Nov 15, 2023
cheesy
This grand patron of Boko Haram thinks we are doing the naija Mobo jombo thing in Israel.

If e sure for am... make he carry en Kai enter Palestine.

Foundation ko roofing ni
Politics › Re: Saudi Windfall: Nigeria Anticipates Billions In Immediate Investments by Absuchat(m): 4:12pm On Nov 15, 2023
lexylaw40:
stadium turn down biafrans not Nigerians
This didn't listen when NAFDAC warned people to stop "smoking toilet"
Brain has been damaged beyond repairs grin
Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi Confirms His Marriage To Temi Otedola (Video) by Absuchat(m): 4:06pm On Nov 15, 2023
inoki247:
Lol and the Poor will not allow us to rest borrow money up nd down to du wedding, trying to impress people and invite guest from every corner of Nigeria be disturbing our WhatsApp status with pictures everywhere.....
With borrowed costumes, suits and gowns grin
Politics › Re: Saudi Windfall: Nigeria Anticipates Billions In Immediate Investments by Absuchat(m): 2:23pm On Nov 15, 2023
grin
Is it the same Saudi Arabia that pursued you people back like say una get ebola?

Make una just dey play
Career › Re: Should Children Be Their Parents' Retirement Plan? by Absuchat(m): 2:02pm On Nov 15, 2023
samuelson06:
See how you can plan to make meaning out of your own life. Your parents lived their life and bowed out. Don't use the excuse of your parents not living so long on earth to live recklessly.
Dad didn't live recklessly, same with mom....but they left rather too early.
There's no guarantee to long life
Business › Re: 5 Habits That Will Keep YOU BROKE! by Absuchat(m): 1:21pm On Nov 15, 2023
Naz34:
Another one is sounding stupid and remaining hateful because your tribes man who has nothing to offer lost woefully in an election.
I think that's the genesis of your inherited poverty
Nairaland General › Re: Aba Tragedy: Prof Ibe Mourns Victims, Consoles Gov. Otti. by Absuchat(m): 1:16pm On Nov 15, 2023
No nah.... Igbos don't deserve this kind of tragedy
Politics › Re: “we Flouted Court Order Because FG Started It” – TUC President, Osifo by Absuchat(m): 1:12pm On Nov 15, 2023
grin
Of course....I remember especially how they flouted court orders on ASUU and Nnamdi Kanu.
They thought no one is watching
Career › Re: Should Children Be Their Parents' Retirement Plan? by Absuchat(m): 1:10pm On Nov 15, 2023
It happens. But karma will surely take a toll on her children (that's if it's not karma that made the kids abandon her).

Which ever way, 73 by my wishes....is the best time to take a bow and exit this meaningless place we are in.

I lost my dad when he was 43....my mom left at 52
Sports › Re: English Hard O’ — Nigerians Blast UEFA After Misunderstanding Oshoala Post by Absuchat(m): 1:01pm On Nov 15, 2023
Blame those beneficiaries of Awolowo's free education
Investment › Re: Olusola Lawanson Adeeko Wanted For Absconding With Customers' $20M by Absuchat(m): 12:26pm On Nov 15, 2023
KingOfAmebo:
How does it feel to have a brain of a toddler in a fully grown body?
I'm not a Yoruba

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