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Politics › Re: INEC Changes Figures Of Accredited Voters In Kogi Election On IReV Portal by Absuchat(m):
cheesy
The real enemies of democracy are Inec and Yakubu
Politics › Re: Youruba Woman Complains Bitterly About Economic Hardship (video) by Absuchat(m): 11:03pm On Nov 13, 2023
The rice she collected from Bourdillion hasn't even finished and she is already wailing grin

This music go soon pass jeromi grin
Yet
Omo Igbo still dey ball.... nothing mega
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Lady Cries Out After Finding Her Husband And Little Daughter Sleeping I by Absuchat(m): 11:01pm On Nov 13, 2023
Past tense of "News" is what again?
Politics › Re: Saudi Arabia Cancels Visa Of 264 Nigerian Passengers After Arrival by Absuchat(m): 11:00pm On Nov 13, 2023
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Tinubu will end this Japa madness once and for all.

Ghana sef go soon pursue una....e never start grin


U can't vote in this cancer and escape to a sane country
Sports › Re: I Am The Most Successful & Decorated Football Player In Nigeria - Mikel Obi(vid) by Absuchat(m): 10:51pm On Nov 13, 2023
FuckingMachine:
Only a foolish man gets married.
Accept my condolences.
Ur papa couldn't pay for your Mama's dowry.....I can feel your pain son
Politics › Re: It Is Politically Over For You: Femi Fani-Kayode Mocks Dino Melaye. by Absuchat(m): 10:50pm On Nov 13, 2023
Dino that was sent to disgrace Obi during the election period has been reduced to just his denomination grin
Politics › Re: Obidient Author And Jazz Musician Onyeka Nwelue Hails Wole Soyinka by Absuchat(m): 10:43pm On Nov 13, 2023
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He was to meet President Lula of Brazil recently, he made sure that I go with him.



Don't romance with failures, they won't hear
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Life Now In Kogi State As An Unemployed Youth by Absuchat(m): 10:41pm On Nov 13, 2023
Messiah2:
leave politics out of this please
If you leave politics out of it...it simply means that you don't actually know the foundation of your problem.

In Portable's voice....."they don rip u" grin
Education › Re: Nigeria Among Top Ten Countries With Highest Number Of Students In The US by Absuchat(m): 10:37pm On Nov 13, 2023
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Not everyone with a student visa dey go class... keyboard bombers usually use this type of visa to escape into the country and by sending their missiles worldwide
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Life Now In Kogi State As An Unemployed Youth by Absuchat(m): 10:36pm On Nov 13, 2023
APC won in Kogi right?

Relax Baba is working behind the scenes for your well-being grin
Politics › Re: It Is Politically Over For You: Femi Fani-Kayode Mocks Dino Melaye. by Absuchat(m): 10:33pm On Nov 13, 2023
ronalmagic10:
Your father can invite him for dinner nah. Ode
I will rather he send the rice to Oyo where they're throwing blows for 2cups of palliative rice.
FFK can share with our Ekuke bingo.... that's if the dog will even tolerate him.
Business › Re: Yoruba Fish Sellers Laments For High Cost Of Living In Lagos Nigeria by Absuchat(m): 10:26pm On Nov 13, 2023
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E never even start....soon all of them go return to their inherent profession of skull harvesting... but I will advise they diversify to selling goat's heads cos that's more profitable.

Tayo's skull is just 12500 in the same Ogun where an average goat's head is almost 20k
Politics › Re: It Is Politically Over For You: Femi Fani-Kayode Mocks Dino Melaye. by Absuchat(m): 10:25pm On Nov 13, 2023
FFK doesn't know that a plate of jollof rice without meat is 1k now....he is still wondering why no one is inviting him for dinner grin
Celebrities › Re: JAGABAN Ft SELINA TESTED Episode 23 & 24 (war At Dawn) #viralvideo #trending #hi by Absuchat(m): 10:21pm On Nov 13, 2023
This rubbish drama
Sports › Re: I Am The Most Successful & Decorated Football Player In Nigeria - Mikel Obi(vid) by Absuchat(m): 10:20pm On Nov 13, 2023
FuckingMachine:
Only a foolish man gets married.
Ur papa na number 1 f00lish man.... except ur mama na 0l0sho
Education › Re: Why I Burnt My WAEC, University, NYSC Original Certificates – Olutimain Ilenre by Absuchat(m): 9:31pm On Nov 13, 2023
3rd class certificate burnt....no big deal
Celebrities › Re: Kaima Chukwu Flourish Chinonso Introduces N1.7m Pet Project, Hygiene Stand by Absuchat(m): 9:30pm On Nov 13, 2023
If only a "1" could be prefixed to that her age...I will comment with my whole heart
Politics › Re: How Kwara NSCDC Ensured Peace, Orderliness In Kogi Election. by Absuchat(m): 9:26pm On Nov 13, 2023
cheesy
Bello's boy-boy agency
Politics › Re: Was Nigeria Better Right Before The British Left Or Now?|USD vs Naira since 1960 by Absuchat(m): 9:21pm On Nov 13, 2023
cheesy
The Brits have conscience....the blacks don't
Politics › Re: Nationwide Strike Begins Monday Midnight - NLC, TUC by Absuchat(m): 5:21pm On Nov 13, 2023
Onye iberibe
Culture › Re: Why Do Indians Dare To Drink Cow Urine, Where Did Such A Weird Idea Come From? by Absuchat(m): 4:33pm On Nov 13, 2023
Fulani dey do am too
Travel › Re: Please Nigerians Travel Out If You Have The Opportunity by Absuchat(m): 4:31pm On Nov 13, 2023
That's Yoruba people for you
Business › Re: Ogun Agro-cargo Airport Will Be Commercially Viable Soonest. Gov. Abiodun by Absuchat(m): 4:17pm On Nov 13, 2023
Skulls will roll 💀
Politics › Re: Breakdown Of How Much Oil Each State Contributes To The Federation (Recent) by Absuchat(m): 4:09pm On Nov 13, 2023
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Crime › Re: Horrifying Real Life Experience With Ghosts In Abuja by Absuchat(m): 4:02pm On Nov 13, 2023
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meth ajoka
Politics › Re: BREAKING: INEC Announces PDP, Diri, Winner Of Bayelsa Governorship Election by Absuchat(m): 3:58pm On Nov 13, 2023
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Inec playing on the intelligence of Nigerians.

They gave Imo to APC
Gave Kogi to APC
And make e no be like say we dey partial,
Gave Bayelsa to PDP grin

What's the Bayelsa's population relative to Imo and Kogi states?

I pity people that will waste their resources contesting against APC in 2027.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Strikes In Gaza Kill At Least 13 Lives, Demolish Al-shifa’s Cardiac Unit by Absuchat(m): 3:54pm On Nov 13, 2023
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Israel......more strength.
Romance › Re: I Heard My Grandfather Used Too Use Helicopter To Go To Work by Absuchat(m): 3:53pm On Nov 13, 2023
Ilamina:
He's late
Then become late and meet him na grin

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