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Politics › Re: Emeka Aminu Ugo from Abia State vs Alex Otti by Absuchat(m): 3:50pm On Nov 13, 2023
Enugurangers:
Keep projecting your misfortune on others grin
It oozes out of your miserable body. Projecting ko projectile ni
Politics › Re: Emeka Aminu Ugo from Abia State vs Alex Otti by Absuchat(m): 3:46pm On Nov 13, 2023
Enugurangers:
Your problem not ours. Like I mentioned, the ezu river is there for you to end it all grin
No one takes paupers' advice serious.
Stop wishing to attend an event no one in your lineage has been buoyant enough to afford
Pets › Re: Do Chameleons Change Color As They Get Older? by Absuchat(m): 3:43pm On Nov 13, 2023
Do people eat chameleons?
Romance › Re: I Heard My Grandfather Used Too Use Helicopter To Go To Work by Absuchat(m): 3:42pm On Nov 13, 2023
Do you want to meet him now? grin
Politics › Re: Wike Approves Property Tax In Abuja by Absuchat(m): 3:41pm On Nov 13, 2023
That yatch must be bought.
Politics › Re: Emeka Aminu Ugo from Abia State vs Alex Otti by Absuchat(m): 3:38pm On Nov 13, 2023
Enugurangers:
I and my friend dey attend that Enugu event. If you don't like it, go and jump inside ezu river. grin
Bad a thing, the event won't hold.... grin
Even if it will, it's not for paupers....what are you going there to do?
Shouting "Tuale baba" up and down for peanuts aren't allowed there
Travel › Re: 9 Of The World’s Most Spectacular Carnivals by Absuchat(m): 3:28pm On Nov 13, 2023
grin
With the way they hype their useless Calabar festival, one will think it will make the list.

People be barking like dogs everywhere....
Politics › Re: Emeka Aminu Ugo from Abia State vs Alex Otti by Absuchat(m): 3:23pm On Nov 13, 2023
grin
Don't eat food prepared with toilet broom....if you don't want to be like the OP
Education › Re: Herbert Wigwe To Build $500M University In Nigeria by Absuchat(m): 3:20pm On Nov 13, 2023
This one is looking for avenue to bury excess money laundered
Politics › Re: If Nnamdi Kanu Calls Nigeria A Zoo, Y'all Will Be Angry. Is Nigeria Not A Zoo? by Absuchat(m): 3:17pm On Nov 13, 2023
favor914:
Faceless Coward, Zoo turned to jungle Indeed, can you go in public & utter this nonsense you typed?

The beating Your Uncle Adjaero received in Owerri will be kindergarten play.

Mumurist because United States is not a Zoo?
This clown mistook me for his father....but I don't have 6 parallel lines on my face na...kilode? grin
Politics › Re: If Nnamdi Kanu Calls Nigeria A Zoo, Y'all Will Be Angry. Is Nigeria Not A Zoo? by Absuchat(m): 3:01pm On Nov 13, 2023
Nigeria is not a zoo....Zoos have rules, zoos are regimented....wild animals in zoos a tamed.

Nigeria doesn't have any of those attributes.

Nigeria is a jungle.

Survival of the fittest, no rules and regulations, domestic animals become wild.
Culture › Re: Igbo Community In Edo State Visit And Pay Respect To The Oba Of Benin (video) by Absuchat(m): 2:57pm On Nov 13, 2023
Igbos are peaceful and hardworking people anywhere they are.

It's only inferior and lazy people that feels threatened by their presence will dislike them
Politics › Re: Wanted Killer Of Rivers DPO, 2baba’s Men Storm Community, Kill Five by Absuchat(m): 2:46pm On Nov 13, 2023
Just 5?

Wait! You want to attract govt. attention and it's just 5 persons you see to kill?
Jokers everywhere
Politics › Re: Tinubu Seeks Divine Guidance, Prays For Nigeria At Lesser Hajj by Absuchat(m): 2:34pm On Nov 13, 2023
A Muslim is a.......
Romance › Re: Do Guys Sti Maintain Their Fiancees/girlfriends After Seeing Them On Hookup Site by Absuchat(m): 2:29pm On Nov 13, 2023
Yes..... especially those that live in number 1 Simpson street
Phones › Re: Nigerians React As MTN Restores Debt Cancelled By System Glitch by Absuchat(m): 2:27pm On Nov 13, 2023
Ogun go kill them.... especially that idiot that always says " your account is too low for this call, you can borrow airtime or buy airtime directly from your bank"....as if they put money for my bank account
Romance › Re: What Is Ur Best Social Media Platform? by Absuchat(m): 2:22pm On Nov 13, 2023
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Celebrities › Re: Hilda Baci & Her Boyfriend At An Event In Lagos State (Video, Photos) by Absuchat(m): 1:50pm On Nov 13, 2023
Mokason288:
You are not a Christian

I’m suspecting you’re one of those Hamaz guys from Gaza grin grin grin
Hahahaha
Yes na
Romance › Re: MASTURBATION AND MEN - The Secrets You Should Know by Absuchat(m): 1:37pm On Nov 13, 2023
Masturbation is better and healthier than sex
Celebrities › Re: Hilda Baci & Her Boyfriend At An Event In Lagos State (Video, Photos) by Absuchat(m): 1:34pm On Nov 13, 2023
Truths9ja:
she maybe virgin lady too. But I don’t believe that
She is a virgin...the two men that fvcked her confirmed that
Music/Radio › Re: AEUSA: Portable Wins First International Music Award by Absuchat(m): 1:32pm On Nov 13, 2023
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Definitely not through music... maybe comedy
Celebrities › Re: Hilda Baci & Her Boyfriend At An Event In Lagos State (Video, Photos) by Absuchat(m): 1:30pm On Nov 13, 2023
Truths9ja:
Hida Baci is the most beautiful celebrity chef in Nigeria
AND a virgin too grin
Crime › Re: SAHCO Workers Busted For Running Multi-billion Naira Drug Operation In Lagos by Absuchat(m): 10:39am On Nov 13, 2023
Omooba77:
Babafemi identified the six suspects as Oladele Sanya-Olu; Lawal Itunu Temitope; Sanamo Daniel; Udeh Monday; Musa Mutalib and Unege Icibor. Wazobia......
Just like tinubu's appointees, we have more Yorubas there
Crime › Re: SAHCO Workers Busted For Running Multi-billion Naira Drug Operation In Lagos by Absuchat(m): 10:29am On Nov 13, 2023
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The day I saw a notorious drug pusher delivering a parcel to a SAHCO staff under that DHL sign post by SAHCO warehouse, I knew these guys must be aiding and abetting drug trafficking.

Jide has so many luxurious cars, I was telling someone some days ago that the man must be running some deals behind the scenes
Celebrities › Re: The Account People Make Donations Has Been Hijacked By Jazmine - Mr Ibu's Wife by Absuchat(m): 10:25am On Nov 13, 2023
CJStarz:
U be winch🤣🤣
Beta winch I swear grin😛😛
Crime › Re: There Is Nothing Like Money Ritual: Work Hard, Stop Killing And Wasting Lives Of by Absuchat(m):
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Op, please forward a copy of this write up to all the President Generals of Ogun state communities.
They should ensure it's read at all meetings.

Send a copy to all the Yoruba Afas....this should replace the Quran
Celebrities › Re: The Account People Make Donations Has Been Hijacked By Jazmine - Mr Ibu's Wife by Absuchat(m):
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I've been expecting this news for a long while since the donation started....I wonder what kept it this long.
But i guess it's better late than never.



Modified
When we tell people that most widows you see today are self-made widows, they will say you are joking.

Oga these people are not your biological relations...when the chips fall, they fit throw you OVB just to inherit what you have.

Ibu is still taking up space ooo and all these are happening, now imagine if he don pai....
Wahala
Politics › Re: Lagos On Display At The Lord Mayor's Show In London (Picture) by Absuchat(m): 11:20am On Nov 12, 2023
JohnAOne:
Maybe you were blind.

Let me reteriate, GOD BLESS THE SOUTHWEST.

God bless Nigeria.
Why then do God skip that very line?
What are you guys crime?
Politics › Re: Lagos On Display At The Lord Mayor's Show In London (Picture) by Absuchat(m): 11:16am On Nov 12, 2023
Putinofrussia:
E

You and this your poverty song.
Because you dance the song so well, we'll keep playing it for you
Politics › Re: Lagos On Display At The Lord Mayor's Show In London (Picture) by Absuchat(m): 11:15am On Nov 12, 2023
JohnAOne:
God continue to BLESS the Yoruba people.

God continue to BLESS LAGOS!

God BLESS the South West!

And may God bless Nigeria.

Amen!
God please remember that Southwest doesn't start and end in Lagos.

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