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Romance › Re: How Do I Cope With A Girl That Doesn't Understand Me? by Absuchat(m): 5:46pm On Nov 03, 2022
OP,
So you can't go on without "cracking jokes" for the one you claim you love?

Odiegwu
Health › Fibroid Or Ovarian Cancer? by Absuchat(op): 10:45pm On Jul 15, 2022
Good evening nairalanders, please someone I know very well has serious health issue. She went for a test in a very reputable private hospital and the result says it's fibroid, now the condition got too serious that her tummy is swollen, her legs are swollen and part of her arm seems paralyzed.

She went for further test...this time in a federal medical center and the result says ovarian cancer.... and requires immediate chemotherapy session. The issue now is that she maintains that she has fibroid and not cancer and that the FMC 's result is wrong.

I seek the advice of those knowledgeable in this field.... from the symptoms I listed above, could her condition be fibroid or cancer? Cos she has matiated and her blood level gone down badly. Thanks for your anticipated contribution.
Politics › Re: What Are The Things Yoruba Tribe Is Good At? by Absuchat(m): 9:26am On Oct 06, 2021
helinues:
Simple question,what do SE as a region produce or manufacture?

Which one is if Aba market is well developed, I thought the market is compared to none in the world?
I believe IVM can answer this.
Now what does South West produce?
Politics › Re: What Are The Things Yoruba Tribe Is Good At? by Absuchat(m): 7:02am On Oct 06, 2021
Omonile
Politics › Re: Somalian Shilling VS Nigerian Naira by Absuchat(m): 9:36am On Oct 01, 2021
Too bad
Career › Re: Women, If You Want To Enjoy Your Marriage, Never Marry A Man With Thesequalities by Absuchat(m): 11:45pm On Sep 29, 2021
Some men need a good woman in their lives to quit from all the above mentioned habits
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Single Lady Seeking Committed Relationship by Absuchat(m):
YvetteB:
I'm a single thirty-something lady, Nigerian, no kids, good job, searching for a committed relationship with a single 30-something year old man, anywhere in Nigeria. Ready to marry next year.
Hello
Chat me up
Celebrities › Re: Speed Darlington Fighting A Bike Man For Branching To Pick Up Something by Absuchat(m): 3:31pm On Jan 15, 2020
[quote author= post=85814310]We initially thought this was a publicity stunt or something the first time we came across the video.
Especially when he ran away with the Okada's man bag of money.

Very Foolish Ugly pig.[/quote]Only a foo0l classifies himself as "we" . that said,what's the difference between Speed and you?
1.both of you are LUNATICS
2.both of you seeks for attention every now and then
3. both of you are VERY FOOOLISH UGLY PIGS.
However,Speed is better than you,cos he doesn't live here on nairaland and he has a handwork,unlike you that doesn't.
I'm waiting for you to report me to the axholes that manage this crab forum
Career › Re: Lol by Absuchat(m): 10:16pm On Sep 30, 2019
Forward your CV to bemacnig@gmail.com.
They are hiring now for web developers.
Car Talk › Re: Man Chains His Car Like A Dog In Warri, Delta state by Absuchat(m): 5:43pm On Sep 30, 2019
Warri? Anything goes
Crime › Re: 2 Thieves Burnt To Death In Delta State By Mob (Graphic Photos) by Absuchat(m): 2:08pm On Sep 30, 2019
ZombieTAMER:
Rule of law is the only thing that separates man from animals..

You can't try this in a sane country
Stop insulting animals please.
Music/Radio › Re: Mr P (Peter Okoye) - Karma (Video) by Absuchat(m): 1:43pm On Sep 30, 2019
I saw the video on MTV today.I must say,though Mr p isn't in same league as rudeboy,he knows his onus as far as dancing is concern.the song is hooooooot
Crime › Re: Scammers In UAE Meet Their Waterloo After Promising Nigerians Fake Jobs (Video) by Absuchat(m): 1:40pm On Sep 30, 2019
Please use stone on them u hear
Crime › Re: Fake Doctor Arrested After Performing 8 Successful Surgeries . . by Absuchat(m): 1:38pm On Sep 30, 2019
The right word is " uncertified " not " fake"
Crime › Re: How I Sucked My Teacher’s Manhood To Pass His Subject – Female Student by Absuchat(m): 1:09pm On Sep 30, 2019
Rubbish fiction
Crime › Re: Ghana - I’ve Been Sleeping With My Father Since I Was 18 Years Old – Now 34 by Absuchat(m): 1:07pm On Sep 30, 2019
Things are really happening. Incest is no longer far from us. God save us
Crime › Re: Orphan Commits Suicide With Sniper In Ikorodu (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 2:49pm On Sep 25, 2019
I want start to dey sell sniper now...it seems demand for it is high now.I will even do home delivery
Celebrities › Re: Davido Promises To Stop Smoking As Don Jazzy Marks 1 Year Of Not Smoking by Absuchat(m): 2:39pm On Sep 25, 2019
olisaEze:
After you announce your own countdown to your burial ceremony! grin

Na joke I dey o! nobody shud come for me my nipple is paining me grin
You get issue

Celebrities › Re: Davido Promises To Stop Smoking As Don Jazzy Marks 1 Year Of Not Smoking by Absuchat(m): 2:37pm On Sep 25, 2019
Truthbites:
So this is news..I will soon stop drinking tombo...

Cc: admin
Or rather quit sniffing your fingers after scratching your bum bum
Politics › Re: A Nigerian Based In Turkey Dares Okorocha, Ikpeazu, Umahi To Visit Turkey. by Absuchat(m): 9:27pm On Aug 18, 2019
Carry on brothers. Yoolobar foools can't do this.they are cowards,that's why tinubu dey use their destinies play draft
Politics › Re: Kidnapper 'Wadume' Linked With Ex-General, Ishaya Bauka, Politicians by Absuchat(m): 9:22pm On Aug 18, 2019
AnanseK:
Don’t count your chicken before they are hatched. The Nigerian Jewish tribe may still be involved. They never disappoint
Which tribe is renowned for criminal practices in Nigeria if not the tiger-faced wasted odua tribe?
Crime › Re: UK Jails A Nigerian Who Swallowed 67 Wraps Of Cocaine From "Brazil to London" [P by Absuchat(m): 8:13pm On Aug 18, 2019
Angelfrost:
Sigh... Please, read the question you typed up there, go and show it to any of your friends with a slightly better intelligence than you possess, and come back to quote me.... Till then, I am done replying you. Good evening.
Just what I expected you to do.if you live in a glass house,don't throw stone.Good night
Education › Re: Cowbellpedia 2019: Shocker! As Oluwafemi Adeyanju Takes An Early Exit by Absuchat(m): 7:49pm On Aug 18, 2019
Afonjas are olodos na
Crime › Re: UK Jails A Nigerian Who Swallowed 67 Wraps Of Cocaine From "Brazil to London" [P by Absuchat(m): 7:46pm On Aug 18, 2019
Angelfrost:
Lol... Judge and call me any name you like, whatever makes you sleep sweeter.

I believe your comprehensive skills are slightly above average, and can honestly tell I never made out skull mining a lesser crime in any way... Crimes of varying degrees are committed in most nations across the globe... America has more violent and despicable crimes than Nigeria, but they are committed within that nation, same as UK and others... It becomes a global issue when those crimes are committed across border lines... Who would care if your drug running were done or restricted within this shithole?... That's the crux of this discourse; the bone of contention, if you may...

If you can't stay within the jurisdiction of this discussion, then you should hand your phone over to those who grasp what we are on about. undecided
Lol..you keep justifying your hypocrisy. Just because skull mining are crimes committed by your people and drug paddling are done by igbos,you now want to force us to believe with your ideology that the later does more harm to the image of the country than the former. I refuse to be surprised. But if you can answer thus question I will ask you truthfully then I will accept what you are saying.
The question is : will you prefer being killed and maimed to being a drug addict?
Crime › Re: Yoruba And Hausa Youths Fight In Oke-Odo, Lagos (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 7:24pm On Aug 18, 2019
Fidelismaria:
Scores pls

Who won ?

grin grin grin
Away win
Crime › Re: UK Jails A Nigerian Who Swallowed 67 Wraps Of Cocaine From "Brazil to London" [P by Absuchat(m): 7:18pm On Aug 18, 2019
Angelfrost:
Pointless comparison and allusion... I was among those that lambasted the Northern elders and top Muslim leaders for not being outspoken against Boko Haram...

Learn to stay within the topic of discourse... The skull mining you allude to is done within Nigeria, but the drug running of your siblings is a monumental stain on our collective international reputation.

I don't indulge in ethnic stereotype, but the truth can't be pretended away... Your siblings must be reined in at all cost. Period!!! undecided
So because the skull mining is done within Nigeria it is now a lesser crime as compared to drug paddling? My friend you're a big time hypocrite.
Car Talk › Re: Keke Napep With Padlocked 3 Tyres, Causes A Stir In Warri (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 7:13pm On Aug 18, 2019
Yorobar man ehn

Politics › Re: Ekiti Will Return To Top Three In Ease Of Doing Business – Fayemi by Absuchat(m): 7:11pm On Aug 18, 2019
Chukwurah003:
Hater
Lover
Politics › Re: Ekiti Will Return To Top Three In Ease Of Doing Business – Fayemi by Absuchat(m): 7:09pm On Aug 18, 2019
Impossible

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