₦airaland Forum

darrytoz:
which local government is that??

Yenegoa

Am doing my ppa at CCSS Okordia north.

Funny

Organs:
Do you have her permission to do this? Na wah for some people shaaa.

What is your headache again?
Some people sef.

My bae own is better

Where is my Vaseline?

deedeedee1:
Let the three majority ethnic yoruba, hausa, and igbos live apart. They are better on their own. Each have a population of 35 million. This is even larger than most countries in Europe and very close to south korea's population.
Yoruba form Oodua Republic
Igbos form Biafra Republic
Hausa form Arewa Republic
This will be better for us all

Yoruba names are always funny,which one is Oodua again?
Cowards.
Give me an Hausa man and a Yoruba man to kill and I will waste the stupid Yoruba idiot before the Hausa.
We are currently having a meeting to evict all noneasterners from the east.
Watch and see

deedeedee1:
Let the three majority ethnic yoruba, hausa, and igbos live apart. They are better on their own. Each have a population of 35 million. This is even larger than most countries in Europe and very close to south korea's population.
Yoruba form Oodua Republic
Igbos form Biafra Republic
Hausa form Arewa Republic
This will be better for us all

Yoruba names are always funny,which one is Oodua again?
Cowards.
Give me an Hausa man and a Yoruba man to kill and I will waste the stupid Yoruba idiot before the Hausa.

We are currently having a meeting to evict all none asterners

tommybliss007:
like how they did nothing to your ass in the civil war, you guys are sore loser .you don't learn from history.have you forgotten how your hero fled the country after wasting innocent lifes. the joke is on you Igbo

You are very stupid, when has the civil war turned to Hausa-Igbo war?
Bastard,for your information, no ethnic group in this country can hold the Nigerian army in a war that lasted for a period of 3 years.
If we had just the stupid hausas to face in the war,we could have completely wipe out all of them, same goes to the cowards in the west.

NtoAkwaIbom:
dat captain bleep up majorly, una dong win 3-1 already, u still go act muvi untop make dem comot Juve playa.

that was very very unsportly, you killed the fun of watching A champions league final.
Uefa Final is neva fun, when it is one sided.
the fun of the game is the heat, and the passion and the tension, non was there.
Barca would hv been worthy opponent.

All those ones na grammar.I assume I no watch the match,abeg who win the match?

You are a typical nowadays wives,the difference is that your conscience is still alive.

60% of married women Bleep around...I guess your husband must be a gentleman?,I feel for him,that is the price he should pay for loving and caring for you to stupor.I was in that category.

Don't confess....assume it never happened and move on.

Women are all cheats,I pity those who marry them.

Musical instruments, wtf....dey wan start dey play music for their victims?
May they come kidnap you wey dey read this na

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We will be going to farm on suit.
Our slay queens will be snapping pictures with yam tubers.
APC, una well done o

The last time I saw Don jazzy in a child dedication

Person never chop na to come play ball en go do...mtcheeeeew.

Bihari is wicked

Rip

Afonjas global association.
NCAN hope you have recorded this too?
We are still counting.

115 years in prison..NCAN Southwest chapter what
do you think?

Brown roof

Afonja


We know una handiwork

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kaymart:
is that rational? Ppl that graduated later shud go before those who graduated before them?
Does it make any sense to u?

Bro, pls alwz get ur fact rightly before posting.

Sorry, earlier than 2016

Juliearth:
I registered on the first day too, amongst the first 2500(although I was told that the selection is done randomly)

Not totally randomly, the also consider year of graduation. Most people in stream 1 graduated later than 2016

Currently building my own malware. I want to lock down all the financial institutions, such as banks, atms, etc.
Primary target =Nigeria

Who is the author of this story? He is good sha, but he couldn't have used naija as the location,cos we all know our police. THEY ARE NOT JAMES BOND. Unless in shooting innocent citizens

greatface:
PLEASE HELP ME OUT AM HAVING PROBLEMS HERE.

THEY SAID WE ARE GOING TO USE MOUSE AND THE ONE OUR TRAP CAUGHT IN MY HOUSE THEN BITE ME HARD WHEN I TOUCHED IT. MY TOES WERE ALSO EATEN BY A MOUSE RECENTLY AND I COULDN'T WALK FOR DAYS.

PLEASE AM REALLY SCARED HELP ME OUT.

You sure say they no use your brain do MMM?

RIP

First is mathematics and second is computer

No man can see my unclothedness if not you

Am not yet ready for marriage

I don't know why I love you

Am not really a jealous lover

sirugos:
Riding bicycle and something hit me on my private part and that's how I got disvirgin.

I heard this few minutes ago, and I was like,....what kind of bicycle were you riding? I guess it was manufactured by Dickson company

Even if you combine the Lagos and Abuja pickpocket e no reach MMM own