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Crime › Re: 65-Year-Old Man Attempts To Rape A 15-Year-Old Girl In Jos by Absuchat(m): 7:10pm On Mar 08, 2017
Conji na bastard
Crime › Re: Yoruba And Hausa Clash In Ile-Ife, 5 Feared Dead (Graphic Photos) by Absuchat(m): 7:05pm On Mar 08, 2017
Let me come and be going

Politics › Re: IPOB Member Who Was Beaten During Protest In Bayelsa Dies In Hospital by Absuchat(m): 7:26am On Mar 05, 2017
AntiWailer:
So the beating made him look like a cancer patient ?

Keep lieing.

This is a disgrace.

How do you hope to run Biafra when it is built on lies and Propaganda.

Brain dead eediots.

I can get a better picture to show brutality than this nonsense.
If a fool like you can be allowed to have an account on Nairaland,......well,am done with Nairaland
Romance › Re: What Do You Now Regret Doing For Your Ex? by Absuchat(m): 7:18am On Mar 05, 2017
samuel051:
Trained her from HND 2 till nysc, though she used to assist me in my ond days wen things were tough for me, because of a little argument,she asked me wat have i ever done for her,this was sum1 her mom said she wont go for HND,told her to go get married,she cried and cried no be small,na so we stay together,buy text books and everything,even bought clothes for her,feeding and everything was on me for more than 4 years because after service we were still together, d day she made that statement, my head spin,she apologised sha,but i lost interest in her till i had to call everything off,we still talk till date but,it has made me to mind the way i help people.
You know posts like this is really encouraging... I used to think am the highest mumu in the world,because of all i did for my ex...well,I guess I did nothing, I forgive her outrightly. God bless you bro.
Investment › Re: FG Goes After MMM, Ultimate Cycler, Other Ponzi Schemes by Absuchat(m): 7:58pm On Mar 04, 2017
mznel:
Op you must be very stupid. Seems if you don't attacth mmm to.your posts you won't make sense again. Is mmm on a .ng domain
Nonsense.

I don't see why people should attack mmm.. D haven't shut down. D have stayed months
Defied odds.

I know this mods cos they have work that Pay them. Won't allow odaz make money in peace.
Pls leave mmm for us oo..
Mmm is now synonymous with snake in nairaland.
Mmm is back. Take.it or leave it

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 25 Biggest Mistakes You Can Make At A Job Interview by Absuchat(m): 8:03am On Mar 03, 2017
After all these cautions and precautions,how much they wan pay me?

Romance › Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Absuchat(m): 7:59am On Mar 03, 2017
Lol

Education › Re: UNILAG Students Asked To Kneel Down And Raise Up Hands. by Absuchat(m): 7:54am On Mar 03, 2017
At op

Crime › Re: Policemen Shoot Sporadically To Celebrate The Death Of 'Vampire'. Photos/ Video by Absuchat(m): 10:36pm On Mar 02, 2017
Issorite

Crime › Re: 5 Gang Members Of Vampire Arrested Alive After He Was Killed In Rivers (Pics) by Absuchat(m): 3:23pm On Mar 02, 2017
People self

Investment › Re: Ndic -three Million Nigerians Lost N18bn To Mmm by Absuchat(m): 3:17pm On Mar 02, 2017
MMM.

Celebrities › Re: Runtown Performs "Mad Over You" In "Church" In London. (pics) by Absuchat(m): 12:55pm On Feb 19, 2017
You see yourself?

Sports › Re: Aregbesola's Tweet Mocking Arsenal Sparks Off Fans Reaction by Absuchat(m): 5:57pm On Feb 16, 2017
oyetunder:
Nigerians and their lost identities! We are all shouting recession at home and screaming 'goooooaal' while viewing foreign football festivals with our generators. We have not considered how much those matches are adding to the economy of such far-away Nations. We have not consider how it helps them to create jobs. To them football is a serious business...to us as usual, it is just a mere pleasure. Like Aregbesola...like Nigerians. Some naija brains will surely attack me over this...but I am expecting such from glorified home negros.
Wetin dey posses you? What exactly do you do in Nigeria here without adding to China,Germany, Japan,India,America or England GDP? So because we are in recession, we should go and die abi?
Travel › Re: Lagos Conductors To Start Wearing Uniforms And Badges by Absuchat(m): 5:45pm On Feb 16, 2017
People self

Nairaland General › Re: Big Python Killed At FGGC Staff Quarters Calabar (pix) by Absuchat(m): 5:41pm On Feb 16, 2017
Nairaland was built by python programming language, no wonder Python news always make FP
Politics › Re: Nothing To Show That South-east Is Part Of Nigeria - Okorocha by Absuchat(m): 1:54pm On Feb 15, 2017
To slap Okorocha dey my DNA

Romance › Re: At Age 25, A Man Must Have An Apartment & 2 Cars - Lady Says And Was Blasted by Absuchat(m): 7:58pm On Feb 10, 2017
At 25 me still dey write JAMB jooor,wetin concern me?
Programming › Re: How To Say "Hello World" In Different Programming Languages by Absuchat(m): 7:39am On Feb 07, 2017
Java

public class helloworld{

//Not necessary//
helloworld(){
}

public void main(){

system.out.println("Hello world"wink
;

}
}
Programming › Re: I Want To Learn Programming, What Are The Things Needed As A Beginner by Absuchat(m): 11:07pm On Feb 06, 2017
First decide on the type of programmer you want to be, I.e desktop or web programmer, this is the first thing you should do.If you decide to go into desktop programming, I recommend you start off with one of these languages: C,C++,java or c#. (My preference is on java).
However, if web programming catches your fantasy, you can start off with php,Python or aspx.
Good luck.
Programming › Re: Is There Any Major Website In The World Entirely Developed By A Nigerian? by Absuchat(m): 10:54pm On Feb 06, 2017
I built http://www.prodcheck.com from ground up. Working on the android and iOS apps now
Celebrities › Re: 10 Nigerian Artistes That Should Retire From Music by Absuchat(m): 5:14am On Jan 25, 2017
Lol

Business › Re: Photo Of A University Graduate Selling Moimoi (pic) by Absuchat(m): 2:37pm On Jan 08, 2017
Are you sure it's just her moi moi you find go @ o.p?
Nairaland General › Re: ‘there Are Too Many Sub-standard Products In Nigeria’ by Absuchat(m): 12:30pm On Jan 05, 2017
Every product or item you buy should have a prodcheck number.Be informed.
Programming › Re: How To Say "Hello World" In Different Programming Languages by Absuchat(m): 11:59am On Jan 03, 2017
php

<?php

echo"Hello world ";

?>
Nairaland General › Why Is It That Many Product's Serial Numbers Are The Same? by Absuchat(op): 6:48am On Jan 03, 2017
I have noticed that many products's batch and serial numbers are the same. So am at a loss on how the manufacturers are able to differentiate these products. please urgent clarification is needed.
Crime › Re: Two Killed In Bonny As Cult Groups Clash In Rivers State by Absuchat(m): 1:53am On Jan 01, 2017
Grandfathers of foolishness.
Nairaland General › Prodcheck. Com Is The Solution by Absuchat(op): 3:38pm On Dec 22, 2016
We've all been victims of fake drugs,foods,clothes,phones,electronics etc.Unfortunately these fake items was sold to be us as original products, we however realized that it is fake.No rational consumer will want a repetition of this experience. The prodcheck app/website is built to solve this problem for us. Simply visit www.Prodcheck.com and confirm products you are about to buy before paying for it.It is free of charge.don't buy products with out a serial number or Prodcheck number,don't buy a product that its serial number is not recognized by Prodcheck system.
Business › Easy Way To Maximize Your Profit by Absuchat(op): 2:05pm On Dec 22, 2016
Thousands if not millions are lost everyday by businesses to the hands of counterfeiters. The activities of counterfeiters is to bridge the gap between excess demand and low supply, therefore, putting the target company's revenue and reputation at stake. Therefore to prevent counterfeit from supplying a fake of your product, you must secure every of your product on www.Prodcheck.com so as to have a unique Prodcheck number for your products in the market.This is an authentic measure aimed at curb the activities of counterfeiters in Nigeria.
So visit www.Prodcheck.com and start securing your products now
Nairaland General › Is It Possible To Manage Inventory And Secure Ur Products Against Counterfeiters by Absuchat(op): 1:45pm On Dec 22, 2016
Yes it is very possible and easy,all you need to do is create account on www.Prodcheck.com and start uploading your products using its manufacturing date, expiry date and serial number. Once the product has been sold,it will be indicated as "sold" otherwise "unsold".
This is a very useful feature of Prodcheck website, as it allows you to know when you are over producing and when to increase production.
It is free of charge and efficient.
Nairaland General › How I Could Have Bought A Counterfeit Plastic Coca Cola by Absuchat(op): 1:28pm On Dec 22, 2016
I went to the market yesterday with the intention of buying a carton of plastic coke,luckily for me,my sister had told me of Prodcheck.com....a website I can confirm a product's originality.When I got to the market,I discovered a distributor selling a carton of plastic coke at a reduced rate more than his competitors,I had wanted to pay for the good when I remembered that I have to confirm the originality of everything I need to buy before making payment, so I brought out my phone and entered the product's serial numbers and to my surprise all of them are counterfeit, so I showed it to the distributor and he was dumbfounded and begged me not to tell anyone else about it. Please we have to be extremely careful with what we buy and consume.Always confirm it on www.Prodcheck.com before you make payment
Nairaland General › Re: This Is Awesome,website That Is Used In Dictating Fake Products From Original by Absuchat(op): 12:59pm On Dec 22, 2016
It is free of charge,efficient and fast.

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