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Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 1:16pm On Feb 03, 2018
buhariguy:
Op want sane Nigerians to be foolish like idiotic pigs of Biafra.
It's a shame how "an idiotic pig" will come to the lands of the "sane Nigerians" and capture their commerce and industrial sector, and within few months the so-called sane Nigerians are submitting CVs to the idiotic pigs.... I laugh in igbo.
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 1:12pm On Feb 03, 2018
Strikethem:
If u do not want him to marry your women, then leave his land. Simple.
If he doesn't want to leave your land, try forcing him to.... And see how he crushes you in your own land.
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 12:56pm On Feb 03, 2018
oooduancalmdown:
Sorry okay? Truth is always bitter. Keep living in your illusion called "southern unity". It can never happen. There is only north, west, and east. This is also how Nigeria will disintegrate. Face your east and leave Yoruba people alone.
Southern unity kor, southern boobity ni.
Mtcheew!
I wish the person you are educating assimilates fast enough, sad enough he is still dwelling in the world of imagination.
North, West and East have zero affiliation, culturally and otherwise.
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 12:53pm On Feb 03, 2018
IgboBasthard:
Trust me I am enjoying rent from 4 houses in real life.

Not withstanding, i'd rather start a war I can win than engage in an unwinnable war for a few numbwr of years.

Omo Igbo, you are our tenants for ever.
How many wars have you ever started since the origin of your tribe? I guess none? Then how on earth are you gonna win any? Via magic of course.

Your tenants? Seriously.... The Chinese expatriates that are everywhere in the country, I hope your country is better than theirs? Mind you, Igbos will only leave your shitholes as soon as we suck it dry. Quote me
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 12:49pm On Feb 03, 2018
InfiniteLoopx:
Ok, boy, you win. There is still wisdom in threading with caution and been diplomatic when necessary. Wisdom is still far from you. bye
Next time you wanna cry, go to he that will console you, and not he that will kick your ass.... The last advice to you old man with pampers.
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 12:47pm On Feb 03, 2018
InfiniteLoopx:
I don't like been mentioned by inconsequential nervous idiots.
You brought it upon yourself. Now every smelly clown can abuse you.
let me ask you, will you rather have a dirty ugly looking president that is renowned for corruption from the west be in Aso rock?
I prefer Buhari to anything that speaks Yoruba QED
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 12:42pm On Feb 03, 2018
oooduancalmdown:
Look at this iboe loser. Yoruba are leftovers and one iboetic clown opened a thread to wail about an election that was concluded 3 years ago. You iboes are truly pathetic losers. Never in your life should you compare Yoruba way of doing business with yours. Iboes are simply traders and mainly drug traffickers. We no be mate with you iboe losers.
You can keep crying about the 2015 election but guess what? Buhari will be re-elected. Na to go back to una Biafra agitation.
Pathetic shameless people!
Flattheads!
IBOE AGAIN?
You have a problem, it's either your brain capacity has been filled up such that you can never learn again, or that you are mad outrightly.
However let's give you the benefit of doubt and assume you are a slow learner. If that's the case, I can understand the reason for your intending to re-elect Buhari come 2019.
We are all in this together, as a matter of fact, this is the first time we are having a ceremonial vice president, let's keep voting for him, I think am on your side on that one. Igbos are used to marginalization already, but the wise among your tribe know what will become of the Yorubas if Buhari should win again, and as such some of you has become letter - writers, poets, prophets and towncriers just to see that he does not get back to Aso rock. However the majority of you riff raffs or should I say marginal Yorubas are still dwelling under the rock.
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 12:28pm On Feb 03, 2018
IgboBasthard:
Refugee, you made far more threats before and during the civil war yet we are living witnesses to what happened. My igbo tenants make far more threat than Ojucrook but as soon as I wave my notice and refuse their payment the IPOB lions suddeny turns to mouse. Coming late in the night to beg their oga. Guess what I love watching an angry and frustrated igbo man.....he would make so much noise and shakara......and just laugh at the mouse when he is calm.

IPOB made the same noise, where are they now? Where is Nnamdi Kanu?

Flatthead.
Landlord.... Hmmmmm even your fellow clowns can decipher the lies you tell, so you are deceiving yourself outrightly. We have Yorubas all over Aba, Onitsha, Owerri etc.... Anyway I don't think they have issues with any landlord because they mostly live in the motor parks and dejected areas. That not withstanding, you made mention of Ojukwu and Kanu.... And am like is this one in his right senses? Ojukwu engaged Nigeria army (not Yoruba or Hausa army ) in a civil war that lasted for 3 years... Ask yourself, can anyone in your coward lineage engage the Nigeria army in a war that can last for 24 hours? Ojukwu was given a heroic burial, am yet to see that in the entire Yoruba land.
Kanu on the other hand held the country at ransom for more than 2 years, if any of your tribal men are man enough, they should try and do little of what these men did and we will see how far they can go. Enjoy your house rent in the dreams
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 12:18pm On Feb 03, 2018
InfiniteLoopx:
Your emotion has overtaken your reasoning. From your post, one can deduct your age and brain box. However, please, count igbos out of your personal emotional ranting and abusive words.
We owe it to ourselves, as a nation to survive this hard time and rise to significance. I guess you're still in your teens. But, try and make your post exclusive to your opinion and experiences and not the reflection of the Igbo nation.
You may not be far from the truth old man, I may be a teen or better still an infant, but as the saying goes "the old age of Methusaleah has nothing to do with the wisdom of Solomon"
Folks like you are the problem of the country. People who can't call a spade a spade even as they advance their respective graves . You may be one of those still living illusion of unity with your very own enemy (this time not the Hausa, but the Cowards called Yoruba), if you like lick their ass like they do to their northern masters, you can never unite with them. Talking about making an exclusive post to one's opinion, I think you should lay the foundation... If at all you have any opinion.
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 12:08pm On Feb 03, 2018
oooduancalmdown:
Don't mind those nonsense iboe losers. They will cry and cry, but nobody will give a damn. They want other to vote their candidate by force. We don't share any similarity with those shameless pathetic losers called iboe. The losers remembered Biafra after they lost the election. Today, these satan descedants have been blaming Yoruba people for the failure to get Biafra. The pathetic losers refused to blame their leaders. Even after the north gave them a quick notice, those iboe losers refused to leave. Its been over 6 months that the quick notice was issued, but the worthless satanic tribe refused to go back home. Yet they blame Yoruba people.
I now believe that Jonathan supporters are the IPOBS today. They are bitter losers who will remain so for life.
Shameless losers they truly are.
Yoruba people will vote their preferred candidate whether they like it or not. If Buhari win the Sw and next year election, then they can start killing Yorubas in their land because we refused to vote their candidate. Like someone rightly said, the two nations are meant to hate each other, and it must be like that for life.
Satanic tribe!
losers!
First of all, thank you for commenting, at least you have shown
the world how ignorant you are and that a typical Yoruba man is but an illiterate who relies solely on left overs on the table of Igbos (in business) and on the table of hausas (in politics).
Let me lecture you a bit, I noticed you don't know it's called QUIT NOTICE AND NOT QUICK NOTICE.
Again, who gave you the spelling of IBO TO BE IBOE? your teachers must be wonderful.
Any time I hear clowns like you talk about Arewa youth and their empty threats I feel disappointed, apparently the aim of Awolowo towards the Yorubas has been defeated. You people compare yourselves to the Igbos in terms of education and enlightenment, yet you fail to realize that somethings are easier said than done. Keep living in your ignorant planet. Onye ara
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 11:35am On Feb 03, 2018
Gazzy88:
Chai it really pain you. Serve us ko,youth service ni. Ode ido,arinya omo
A typical Yoruba tout sighted
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 11:31am On Feb 03, 2018
InfiniteLoopx:
Your post is laden with emotion but void of wisdom. No offence intended.
.
my post was not meant to be comprehended by imbeciles.
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 11:30am On Feb 03, 2018
InfiniteLoopx:
Guy, you talk too much. I doubt if you are Igbo. If you are, calm your nerves down. You cannot keep doing the same thing and expect a different result. Learn from IPOB and change your method. finito with you.
Remind me, what happened to IPOB.? and what has it to do with the subject of discussion? Oh really? You even know that Igbos are not loquacious clown?
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 11:15am On Feb 03, 2018
Gazzy88:
ABA declaration of 1977
*********************************
*** that every IBO man/woman must blame Yoruba but himself/herself for his/her misfortune in life
*** that every IBO person must live or at least travel to Yoruba land once in his/her lifetime.
*** that we will continue to chest-beat till every attention is accorded to us as deserved.
*** that we will continue to develop their lands till they grant us the "developer" title.
*** that smuggling of drugs,armed robbery,baby factory,money rituals,kidnapping etc is not a crime in IBO land so far we can spray money at our weddings and burials to show to the Yorubas that we are richer than them.
*** that we should always argue that we are more developed than others and keep showing pictures of our GRAs as overhaul development so as not to be mocked of the loss of the civil war.
*** that all our governors can loot the state funds by doing little or next to nothing for IBO land so that we can cry to the world to see how marginalized we've been.
Apart from the second to last point in the post, every other thing you wrote there are false and as irrelevant as your birth.
of course we travel not just to Yoruba land, but almost every part of the world. This is because we have high sense of adaptation, if not, how on earth can one survive living with a people as dirty as the Yorubas? Next time attach your claims with statistical proof and stop making a fool of yourself. Chinese travel all over the world, as a matter of fact, Chinese schools teach some of African languages with the view of overthrowing Africans in Africa. Igbos travel round the world too, I bet you we learn so many languages too even those that are useless (like Yoruba language). And I can assure you that we are on the verge of overthrowing you even in Yoruba land. Get ready to serve us
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 11:05am On Feb 03, 2018
IgboBasthard:
Keep quiet, refugee!

Your leaders were weeping in the North when you idiots were asked to leave. If yorubas tell you to get lost most of you will commit suicide rather than go back to your cursed villages
No doubt all of you Yorubas are partially if not totally insane. The smelly Arewa youths that made the bogus threat, what later became of them? Mind you they are more bold and powerful than you cowards. I remember when a team of Yoruba idiots wanted to do something funny in Alaba market, within few hours of confronting them, they disappeared into thin air...... Funny enough it's still in Lagos. I challenge you and your cohurts to dare the Igbos even in your respective villages and see what will become of you.
Travel › Re: Man Under The Influence Of Drugs Lets Jesus Take The Wheel,Flips Truck 5 Times by Absuchat(m): 5:23am On Feb 03, 2018
Maybe he should come to Nigeria and set up a church

Crime › Re: Army Arrests Man For Impersonating A Navy Commodore by Absuchat(m): 5:09am On Feb 03, 2018
saintjimos:
#protect_your_brother

#My_brother_is_my_brother

#south_unite

unity is d way forward


Nigeria needs new breed not recycled beings as leaders
Talk about something else bro, Igbos and Yorubas can never unite. We hate each other so much, and we are happy with that.
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 4:58am On Feb 03, 2018
okway:
The irony of this thread.

Just look at the hateful comments they write about Yorubas on the homepage. It's hard to take these clowns seriously.

Hate begets hate.
You want to reap love when hate is all you and your folks sowed?.
The ones you saw are little.... Words can't express how much hate Igbos have for you and your dirty - looking tribe.
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 4:55am On Feb 03, 2018
InfiniteLoopx:
This thread is needless this time that southern unity is needed the most to restructure and possibly put this country on the part to peaceful dissolution. Igbos, we have gone through a lot, its high time we act and speak with wisdom, while never loosing focus on the big picture. This is the right time to think deeply, strategically and objectively advance a united goal for our race.... a word is enough for the wise.

We need alliances, we need strategic handshakes, with our interest jealously protected. The Yorubas, seems to be in that position right now; especially their vocal call for restructure. In politics, there is no permanent enemies, but permanent interest. In my opinion, this is the wrong time to antagonize the Yorubas. Achieve your goal first, before creating scenic battle with whoever you choose to.
You are only dreaming brother, I pray you wake up any time soon. Forming an ally with who? The Yorubas? That's madness, the last time someone tried it, he ended up been betrayed. Brother, it's the last thing you should think of right now, these dirty idiots think with their foolish ass bro. I would rather unite with the north than anything west. The sight of a Yoruba man irritates me and I can proudly tell you, the southern unity you are dreaming of can never be a reality.
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 4:47am On Feb 03, 2018
okway:
These clowns think Yorubas are their mate. Stay in your region and try to progress before making mouth.

https://www.nairaland.com/3918290/yorubas-most-industriousrichest-educated-tribe
We will come to your region and conqure your land, and in few years time, you are already our servants in your own land.... Isn't that stupidity on your side?
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 4:43am On Feb 03, 2018
I can never complain of been hated by anybody especially the Yorubas, I will rather reciprocate any attitude I receive. For instance, during my NYSC, a Yoruba fool made himself "lord" in the copers' lodge where I stayed. Before my batch came on board, and was actually dictating for everyone else. However, I ended that shit just two days after I arrived.
For that sake he hated me to the marrows and even spoke it to my hearing that "this is why I hate igbos, they will never want to submit to authorities". I however asked him "who made you a superior over other copers in the lodge? ", and he was not able to answer, then I told him something he will never forget for the rest of his life, I told him that inasmuch as we are still serving here, that the hatred existing between him and me will keep growing cos it's a taboo for any Igbo man to stay under the lordship of a Yoruba man, so for that it's best for him to hate me the more.
So by default Yoruba, Hausa and some infinitesimal tribal groups hate igbos for the following reasons
1_An average Igbo man is wise (not tricky,........ Yorubas are)
2_Igbos can't be intimidated anywhere anytime (we know Yorubas are asslickers)
3_Igbos are generally hardworking (Yorubas can go to Alaba and confirm that)

I am more surprised anytime I see a Yoruba "love" an Igbo because we are meant to hate each other, and we'll keep hating each other till the end of time.
Business › Re: Bemac Technologies by Absuchat(op): 7:58pm On Jan 17, 2018
telealpha123:
Where is your office situated??
We are currently situated in P.h
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Programming › Re: Coding Competition by Absuchat(op): 2:31pm On Jan 14, 2018
If you are good in any of the technologies above, comment the name, and we will give you a task that you will have to complete within two hours...... It's just for fun, lesson and knowledge sharing.
Programming › Coding Competition by Absuchat(op): 2:29pm On Jan 14, 2018
Let's see how good you are in these technologies :

PHP
JAVA
JAVASCRIPT
JQUERY
ANDROID DEVELOPMENT
IOS DEVELOPMENT
AJAX
SQL
Romance › Re: "I Dated Her For 8 Years, Never Had Sex With Her, After Her MSc, She Dumped Me" by Absuchat(m): 1:03pm On Jan 14, 2018
You see why I don't keep a permanent girlfriend?
I Bleep you, and pay you off..... While you still keep your fucking boyfriend.
Romance › Re: "I Dated Her For 8 Years, Never Had Sex With Her, After Her MSc, She Dumped Me" by Absuchat(m): 12:59pm On Jan 14, 2018
Moses247:
Una don see am ba?? say girl's no need nice guys lol.. na d bad guys de Play with d thing anyhow and they are happy, u wey de form caring eh na oyo be ur case.
I kinda agree with you bro.... I used to be this nice guy, girls took me for a ride.... They broke my heart over and over again. However, now that I have become a player, they kept coming, even when they know am just after their pussy and nothing more.
Sports › Re: Winners Of African Player Of The Year Award From 1992 To Present (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 11:29pm On Jan 04, 2018
CaptainG00D:
undecided- so nigeria hav won it most..
No wonda they dont want them to smell it anymore
Cameron has won it 5 times (Check eto and mboma).
Cotedivore has won it 5 times too(check Yaya and Drogba)
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jumps To His Death From The 11th Floor Of His Condominium In Kajang by Absuchat(m): 4:35pm On Oct 23, 2017
Our gross national product could be negative this year.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Good To Advise A Pastor When You Feel He Has Done Something Wrong? by Absuchat(m): 9:06am On Oct 22, 2017
ignis:
who are you to advise a man of God? Get on your knees and pray for him. If he didn't change, then it's about time you changed your church.
Who is a man of God?
I respect a geniune child of God more than these "self-acclaimed men of God".
Why will a human being ever tell me not to correct him when he mess up?
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Ever Been Blessed Through Tithing And Giving In Church? by Absuchat(m): 9:00am On Oct 22, 2017
anitapreeti:
The moment you stop paying your tithe, your salary would seem insufficient for you...

And for those of u saying its now all about giving! Maybe you stopped reading your Bibles.
Giving is a principle which would work for anyone, even pagans. "Give, it shall be given unto you......"

Peace!
Must not be in the church.
It didnt state it categorically that you should give money.
How about food, clothing, help, infrastructure, medicare etc.
We have people that needs Our material things more than these "men of god".
However, they have brainwashed us to believing that giving is limited to the church.

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