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Celebrities › Re: "I Slept With Tuface In 2014 In Detroit" - Lady Tells Annie Idibia by Absuchat(m): 10:07pm On Feb 05, 2018
OTU OCHA OOO
SO NA WEY HE DON PENETRATE YOUR HEADQUARTERS, AND IS STILL HAPPLY MARRIED, CAN YOU GO AND SEAT DOWN?

Politics › Re: Corper Kiki Osinbajo Rocks Her NYSC Crested Vest In Style (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 8:35pm On Feb 05, 2018
Wait ooo, so even as the daughter of the sluggish, good for nothing vice president to a living corps of a president, she is still ugly?

Oh I forgot, she is Yoruba. Ugliness runs in their DNA.

Crime › Re: 3 Suspects Including A Woman Caught While Trafficking 56kg Of Marijuana. Photos by Absuchat(m): 8:31pm On Feb 05, 2018
But why is Yoruba men the ugliest in Nigeria, and their women the dirtiest.Are they under a curse?
Crime › Re: 3 Suspects Including A Woman Caught While Trafficking 56kg Of Marijuana. Photos by Absuchat(m): 8:29pm On Feb 05, 2018
AishaBuhari:
Shebi na English make Buhari president?
Olodo
U be Buhari?
Onye iberibe
Health › Re: NAFDAC Seizes Two Trucks Of Tramadol by Absuchat(m): 8:28pm On Feb 05, 2018
Saintsbrown:
Nepotism Smelling All Over Nigeria
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"Words of Dr. Junaid Mohammed a northern ethno-religious irredentist.
“Let me say straight away that whether one calls it a cabal or a mafia or power within the presidency under Buhari, whatever you say it is; it is, and a lot worse. First, the most influential person in the presidency today is one Mamman Daura whom as you know, is a nephew of the president. His father was Buhari’s elder brother. In addition, Mamman Daura was the one who single-handedly brought up Abba Kyari, the current chief of staff to the president. In fact, Abba Kyari knows Mamman Daura more than he knows his own father.
“Next, the personal assistant to Buhari himself is the son of Mamman Daura, next is the State Chief of Protocol (SCOP), and is also a son-in-law to Mamman Daura because he is married to Mamman Daura’s daughter. Next, the minister they unilaterally chose, against the interest of the party and against the wishes of Sokoto people, happens to be the daughter of the younger sister of Mamman Daura’s wife. Both of them are daughters of Sultan Dasuki, who was sacked by General Abacha. We have the aide-de-camp to Buhari himself, Colonel Abubakar. He is married to the granddaughter of one of Buhari’s elder sisters. Next we have the woman who represents Kaduna in the Federal Executive Council, she is a cousin to Kaduna State governor, Nasir el-Rufai. It is a well known that el-Rufai is one of the closest governors to Muhammadu Buhari.
“Next, we have the Minister for the Federal Capital Territory (FCT). The Minister of the FCT is the man called Musa Bello, who used to be the Managing Director of the Northern Nigeria Development Corporation, which used to be the biggest holding company that belonged to all the northern states. His only qualification to be the FCT minister is the fact that his father has been Buhari’s friend over the years. Now, there is a young man called Sabiu Yusuf, nicknamed Tunde – probably because of the late General Tunde Idiagbon. He is another PA to President Buhari. He is also a grandson of another sister of Buhari.
“This is enough to prove to you that this is shamelessly the worst form of nepotism in the history of government in Nigeria. In fact, in the history of Africa, let me make bold to assert that I have never seen any level of nepotism that has equalled or surpassed this in my entire life – I am now in my 67th year. Another thing I also want you to know is that Amina Zakari, who was and is still a national commissioner in the Independent National Electoral Commission representing the entire seven states in the North-west; it is being claimed that Buhari knows nothing about her appointment (before he became the president), it is a lie.
“When President Goodluck Jonathan was reorganising INEC and he was bringing in Prof. Attahiru Jega, he reached out to Buhari and asked him to nominate somebody from the North-west so that, that person would be a national commissioner. Of all the people in the North-west, Buhari decided to nominate his own niece, the daughter of his elder sister – Amina Zakari. She has been there; when Jega left, Buhari was determined to make her the chairman, it was because of the massive backlash that he dropped the idea like hot potatoes. As we are talking today, that woman is a national commissioner which means she is one of the principal members of the election umpire.
“Throughout my reading of history, political science and social sciences generally, I have never heard of any dictator or any tyrant under any system of government whether totalitarian or fascist, appointing his own niece to conduct elections in which he was either a party or going to be a party to; Buhari has done that. The immediate younger brother to Amina Zakari is currently the Minister for Water Resources representing Jigawa State in the same Buhari government. In addition, even though they are from Kazaure, Kazaure is contiguous to Daura. The eldest sister of both of them is now the Commissioner for Education in the All Progressives Congress government in Jigawa State. If this is not nepotism, then I don’t know what nepotism is. For somebody who had the guts and the brutal arrogance to appoint these relations, not bothered about public opinion, about the sense of justice, and about competence, then you can see that he has a very serious question to answer.”
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Crime › Re: 3 Suspects Including A Woman Caught While Trafficking 56kg Of Marijuana. Photos by Absuchat(m): 8:25pm On Feb 05, 2018
IgboBasthard:
Check their identity well, they look IGBO to me!
Just like you look more like your landlord than your father.
Crime › Re: 3 Suspects Including A Woman Caught While Trafficking 56kg Of Marijuana. Photos by Absuchat(m): 8:22pm On Feb 05, 2018
AishaBuhari:
Even most of the commenters above me are on hard drugs because they argue endlessly cheesy
What's the name of the school you attended?
You are doing more harm to English language than Buhari is doing to Nigeria..
No be insult oo

Crime › Re: MAUTECH Students Riot In Yola After Man "Blasphemed" Against Islam On WhatsApp by Absuchat(m): 8:06pm On Feb 05, 2018
That dead guy is still better than 200 dirty Yorubas fooling themselves in Nigeria.

#IgboAmaka
Celebrities › Re: Crazy Sex And Dating Facts Of Lagos, Owerri And Abuja - By Pretty Mike by Absuchat(m): 7:53pm On Feb 05, 2018
Project topic : Impact of gay relationship on the Society, A case study of Lagos state.
Ho=gay relationships has no effect on the society. H1=gay relationships negatively affect the society.
For material, contact Pretty Mike.

Education › Re: Ezinne Favour Ogwuegbu Graduates From Eastern Mediterranean University by Absuchat(m): 7:14pm On Feb 05, 2018
nairalanduseles:
4.0 in international relations damn what does she wanna do with that....i bet u in 3 years time she will still be job searching.......a lot of us are professionals in developed countries and graduated with flying colours ,but we don't make a fuss
No wonda your nairaland handle is what it's.

Education › Re: Ezinne Favour Ogwuegbu Graduates From Eastern Mediterranean University by Absuchat(m): 7:12pm On Feb 05, 2018
The brown roofs Republic will never equate these achievements..... It's now official.



#IgboAmaka
Education › Re: Ezinne Favour Ogwuegbu Graduates From Eastern Mediterranean University by Absuchat(m): 7:11pm On Feb 05, 2018
The brown roofs Republic will never equate these achievements..... It's now official.

#IgboAmaka
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Leads Other Ministers As They Visit Borno State Governor (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 5:25pm On Feb 05, 2018
Seeing these useless politicians sit round table, you will think they have something meaningful to say.... I pity those around them.

#IgboAmaka
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills Seal Uzoma, Nigerian Soldier In North-East (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 5:20pm On Feb 05, 2018
This government just use us dey do Willie Willie....
Politics › Re: Fulanis Pray: "Buhari's Haters Will Sleep Like This Till He Wins In 2019" (Pics) by Absuchat(m): 5:18pm On Feb 05, 2018
bloodmoneyspita:
the hausas will always be slaves to fulani's.
And the Yorubas will always be slaves to the Hausas, making the Fulanis their super masters. What an ecosystem.
#IgboAmaka

Education › Re: Anthony Chukwudi Mazeli, Soldier Tops His Class In University Of Lancaster, UK by Absuchat(m): 5:14pm On Feb 05, 2018
The brown roofs Republic has a lot to do to equate our achievements. #IgboAmaka.

NYSC › Re: Corpers Will Not Be Posted To Troubled Areas - NYSC DG by Absuchat(m): 5:11pm On Feb 05, 2018
Abeg someone should help whisper to the DG that the SAED scheme is a total waste of time and money. You can imagine while I was on camp, the so called ICT guru that came to teach us web design and programming, after parading himself higher than Zuckerberg will, ended up teaching us Microsoft office.

Crime › Re: Notorious Gunrunner Arrested By Security Agents After Months Of Manhunt. Photos by Absuchat(m): 5:04pm On Feb 05, 2018
lofty900:
Don't be surprised if you hear that igbos are the one supplying fulani herdsmen with ak47
More evidence that Igbos can wipe out the entire west within hours, if anything like war arises.

Christianity Etc › Re: Born Again Lady, Sylvia Eguonor, Shares Before & After Photos by Absuchat(m): 4:57pm On Feb 05, 2018
One more thing is left for you to repent from...... That's grammatical blunder. Ah take God beg you

Celebrities › Re: Kiss Daniel Looking Fresh In New Pictures by Absuchat(m): 1:58pm On Feb 05, 2018
Another man business, another man headache

Celebrities › Re: Eleanor Chisom Okoye Goes To Church: Ifeoma & Jude Okoye Dedicate Daughter by Absuchat(m): 12:03pm On Feb 05, 2018
Which kin face wey the baby carry come this world sef.?
anyway, I blame Buhari

Business › Re: Diamond Bank Spends N5 Billion On Promo by Absuchat(m): 7:43am On Feb 05, 2018
Ayam still looking for any of the yeye Nigerian football players to beat sef. After betting both teams score, and they come cut my slip.

Business › Re: Diamond Bank Spends N5 Billion On Promo by Absuchat(m): 7:39am On Feb 05, 2018
No wonder they charge customers for almost everything, including passing across their premises. Mtcheeeeeeee.

Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 12:59pm On Feb 04, 2018
I love Igbos.
I love Yorubas.
I love Hausas.
I love Nigeria.

God bless Nigeria. I give up on unnecessary arguments and superiority contest.
Culture › Re: Nigerian Lady With Tribal Marks Almost Committed Suicide (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 12:17pm On Feb 04, 2018
Her ugliness could have been a better reason for her. grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 11:46pm On Feb 03, 2018
TeejayMaya:
Tribal bigots honestly don't deserve a reply as its obvious they suffer from delusional disorder, arguing with them would only drag u down to their myopic level so I advise u ignore them and allow them wallop in their self illusions and foolishness.

They feel the world revolves around their tribe hence their constant self comparism and bragging of superiority over others whereas the irony is the case in reality. This mental illness seem more epidemic with the increasing numbers of illiteracy and poverty rate everyday.

As civilised and enlightened people, I'd suggest we ignored them while we continue making positive impacts in our communities and world at large as we have been known for and not descend so low to trading words with low lives who obviously suffer low self esteem.

Life is beyond tribe or ethnic group, nor even race but about the positive impacts we make without making unnecessary noisy and constituting nuisances across all social medias like the empty barrel who makes the loudest noise. The Asians I will continue to say are a good example of a progressive and impactful people who have waowed and impressed the world with their loud achievements which has earned them their deserved respect internationally without outrageous chest beating and superiority comparism.

N.B cc Absuchat take note and please grow up biko
True... Ever since I signed up on nairaland, that was 3 years ago, I have been noticing a lot of tribalism, hate speech and claim of superiority existing between Igbos and Yorubas. However, I decided to come in this once to enlighten them (the Yorubas) a bit.
I think I have to hang up now, believing they have learnt their lesson.
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 11:27pm On Feb 03, 2018
You guys keep mentioning Igbos when issues like crime comes up, yet every macro economic problem that has posed a threat to the government has never been pioneered by an igbo man /woman. I can give a break down of some of the things I mean.
1.Cultism was started by a Yoruba man, who ironically the foolish Yoruba people celebrate till today.
2.Boko haram started in the north.
3.Fulani heardsmen issues started in the middle belt.

I can list a thousand and one more issues that these tribes have brought upon Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 11:19pm On Feb 03, 2018
oooduancalmdown:
You don't have o relate with one. Their names were released here on nairaland
What's the first name... Liar?
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 11:16pm On Feb 03, 2018
oooduancalmdown:
Yes! Only lazy people trafficking drugs for money. Your people are lazy dug traffickers


It is only because you are deluded you think you manufacture 90 percent of pants in Nigeria. O boy, there are people of other tribes that also manufacture pants and shoes.

No!! You don't contribute to the IGR. You are parasites that suppress our current infrastructure because your people are tax evaders. Your people use ours roads, give birth like ants and send their children to our public schools while expecting the state government to care for their needs. You are bloody parasites.
Go and increase you state IGR first before you beat your chest. Last time I checked, you state is dragging with NE that was ravage by war
How about witch craft?
You still top the game right?
If we are actually smart enough to evade tax, it means your government are not better than you, dumbhead.
I use "pants" emphasize my point, I didn't necessarily mean pant, but your empty skull couldn't get the gist. True to your words, there are other people who manufacture what we do in Aba, just like there are so many other people who practice witch craft rather than Yorubas.... However, we are emphasizing on commercial values of these products.
Our products are exportable, whereas your witch craft and black magics are exportable too. We can however apply comparative advantage here
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 11:01pm On Feb 03, 2018
oooduancalmdown:
90 percent indeed. Thousands of una youth dey Chinese jail because crime dey una blood. Your brothers for akure no fit try shyte because dey go chop another koboko
The way you people come up with data that has no statistical backups marvels me. If you had done it this way during your final year project in school you could have scored - 1.

Chinese jail you said.... Well, it can only take a convict to know what's happening in jail. So tell me, am I actually relating with an inmate in China?
Politics › Re: Blind Hatred Towards Igbos Is The Real Reason Nigeria Is Not Working by Absuchat(m): 10:54pm On Feb 03, 2018
oooduancalmdown:
Laziness
Only people that trafficking drugs are known to possess this
Cowardness
We all know nobody on earth act more cowardly like oboes. Nnadi KANU the leader of oboes is an example.
Irresponsibility.
If you are responsible, you won't be known as the curse to Africa. Na one Asian police officer talk am oo.
Lack of forsightesness.
If you have foresight, you won't have to leave your land end masse. People that have forsifht develop their land instead of forsaking it.
Witchcraft.
Like really
In your widest dream, drug trafficking is meant for lazy people? Guy you are a slowpoke, what happens to skull mining?

Nnamdi Kanu a coward? Yet gave your president and that good for nothing vice president sleepless nights? Guy your stupidity is like peak milk.. It's in you.

We are curse in Africa? Really? Yet 90%of what you own today including the pant you have on right now is manufactured in Aba.... Guy your foolishness is like zee world extraordinary everyday.

Lack of foresightedness... We only help your IGR to grow, from which we benefit equally like you through the basic amenities the government provides. And we send our profits home for the development of our land.

How about witch craft?
You still top the game right?

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