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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Abraham: "I Don’t Want A Man Who Will Constantly Beg Me For Money” by Absuchat(m): 10:40pm On May 06, 2017
Please who is this girl?
Does she play with super falcons?

Please nairalanders, let's stop making "no-bodies " famous.
Programming › Re: I Want To Learn Programming On My Own, Where Do I Start? by Absuchat(m): 11:02pm On Apr 29, 2017
Start with Java
Crime › Re: EFCC Declares Man And Woman Wanted For Fraud (photos) by Absuchat(m): 8:54pm On Apr 28, 2017
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Nairaland General › Electronics, Machine Design,software Development, Web Design $ Wood Work College by Absuchat(op): 11:24am On Apr 28, 2017
Nigeria is experiencing difficulties in almost all areas of the economy, such as decline in business establishments that has a direct consequences on high unemployment rate, this will eventually lead to an increase in crime and other negative activities within the economy.

Going through the NYSC data, I discovered that this country graduates over 8 million men and women annually, however, the quality of education we obtain here is far below standard (sorry to say ).This has caused the increase in unproductivity of these so called graduates. For instance, back then in school, we were taught regression manually, whereas in
practice, regression is computed by means of a dedicated software. This is one among some of the problems that leaves an average Nigerian graduate a novice of his /her profession.

Our inability to compete with the likes of the westerners such as USA, Germany, And the Asian worlds such as China, Japan, Korea and even India ,in terms of technology shouldn't be solely blamed on our government (what do they care? ).we should also lay 90‰ of the blame on our choice.

We have been told to do what our "successful " parents and ancestors did that lead to their " success " such as go to school, graduate and get a job, and we have strictly adhere to this mindset programming, without paying attention to time and change.

So many countries have committed so much in training their citizens especially their youths on things that matters, on where the world is heading to,
on things that can make them compete favourably in the global market. Nigeria govt and sad enough youths doesn't care. I felt sad the day I heard one of my friends say " I can't wait for the day iPhone 8 will be in the market " I asked him, "when will someone from USA say a thing like this about your product? "
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We have made ourselves the final consumer of every electronic device,software and machines without any hope of one day rising up to produce one of our own.

Don't be decieved by the notion of comparative advantage, India was once like us, but today, India produces and exports so many software, machine and electronics to the rest of the world including Nigeria of course.

It's time to rise up, it's high time we rose from our slumber, Boytech college has been established to teach people how to know what the westerners and Asians have known for ages now. We want to make Nigeria the next China of our time, we want to exploit the best within us and transform our generation. The future of the world is based on Machine, electronics and software,artificial intelligence is a proof of this.
Utilize this very opportunity and learn how to build your own digital electronics devices, simple and complex machines and softwares that can transform the world,in addition to other things.

Simply reply this post with your name, phone number email and location, if you are interested in our products.

For partnership or spornsorship , email us at
Bemacnig@gmail.com
Programming › Re: A Complete Coding,electronics, Mechanics And Woodwork Academy by Absuchat(op): 10:42am On Apr 28, 2017
And finally, we have started admitting our first set of students, but this is however exclusive for the South East region, our training Centre is situated at Okigwe, imo state. Contact us on 08164648743 for admission and enquiry.

This is a 52-weeks program, after which you are graduated and issued with a certificate.

Training is once every week on Saturday,this is to allow you do your business or other things within the week days.

Programme costs N120,000 .We also accept payment by installments.

Hurry and register, as lectures will be setting off soon.
Programming › Re: Android, React JS And Angular JS Developers Needed. by Absuchat(m): 10:50am On Apr 23, 2017
I charge 300k/month and 200k/month on Android and Angular js development respectively. Also, Angular js is not an OOP language.
Romance › Re: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by Absuchat(m): 12:12pm On Apr 22, 2017
This guy is more ignorant than a novice in relationship-related issues. Come on ,I will always end any stupid relationship when I notice cheating from my partner. I can share anything with another man, not my woman .At least for my health's sake.
Crime › Re: Police Offer N10 million Reward For Capture Of Wanted Serial Killer 'Ghana'. PIC by Absuchat(m): 9:36pm On Apr 21, 2017
First, he killed over 17 persons, come later kill another 50.Na who government wan send me after? Una fada for there
Crime › Re: Nigerian Hacker Admits $6.5m Fraud In US Court by Absuchat(m): 3:21pm On Apr 20, 2017
That guy is a whiz.. .he will be employed by FBI soon. So congratulations brother. It happened to me and now am an FBI agent.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Robots And Intelligent Algorithms To Take Over Jobs - Share Your Experience by Absuchat(m): 11:04am On Apr 17, 2017
YOUNGSTUNNA:
my brother robot can't never be smarter than human... just like you can't be smarter than your maker
Check out Sophia on YouTube (a robot that was built in Korea ).
I know your mentality will change after that.


My advice is this.
Learn coding, learn electronics and mechanics. ...you can build your own AI machine.
Crime › Re: Friends watch As 13 Year Old Boy Killed Himself On Instagram Live (Video & Pics) by Absuchat(m): 7:19am On Apr 13, 2017
RIP




Please if you have 3 years work experience that you are not using, please lend it to me....I need like five years work experience .
Programming › Re: A Complete Coding,electronics, Mechanics And Woodwork Academy by Absuchat(op): 7:24am On Apr 12, 2017
14 days to launch the website...
Politics › Re: Made-In-Aba Products Being Carried Into The Presidential Villa (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 10:08pm On Apr 10, 2017
michaelandre:
u are a bastardized idiot the toto wey them take born u no get sense go and confirm it qnd thank me later. 70% of nigerias economic strenght is in the sw go and comfirm it also and thank me later
Must you comment? thereby revealing the level of foolishness that engulfed you ever since you came out from the stinky pussy of your mother.
Let me pretend I didn't see the first sentence (any fool can of course type that).
What and what are really found in the SW part of this country? Let me guess.....people like you? Lol...
It's obvious, 70% of Nigerian nuisance are existing in the SW. Quote me.
TV/Movies › Re: Igbo Man Launches #BasedOnLogistics T-shirts After BBNaija (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 9:37pm On Apr 10, 2017
dammybabanla:
Ogbeni, this is not creativity, it is just taking advantage of someone else's stuff, he didnt create anything.
My friend, which school did you graduate from?
That school should be made a psychiatric hospital at once.
TV/Movies › Re: Igbo Man Launches #BasedOnLogistics T-shirts After BBNaija (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 8:28pm On Apr 10, 2017
SmartBug:
They too like money.
Go and check top ten fraudsters and money launderers in Nigeria... Come back and tell me if any Igbo man is among them....conehead
Sports › Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal Live Now by Absuchat(op): 8:08pm On Apr 10, 2017
Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal Live
Wishing Arsenal the best.
Politics › Re: Made-In-Aba Products Being Carried Into The Presidential Villa (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 7:58pm On Apr 10, 2017
Bnladan:
I rest my case broda. I only debate with ppl with sound minds. In peace I live u. Dnt expect a reply frm me. Buenas noches, adios
Point of correction once again, "mind" not "minds". I can't and will never stoop too low to arguing or " debating" with a shallow minded fellow like you.You said I shouldn't expect a reply from you, lol shebi the one you posted up here na direction to your mama Toto?
Guess what bro....I understand your mental state.
Politics › Re: Made-In-Aba Products Being Carried Into The Presidential Villa (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 5:45pm On Apr 10, 2017
Bnladan:
1st of all, u guessed wrong. I'm not yoruba. You guessed wrong because I talked as a responsible person who's not tribalistic. Secondly, whether u lyk it or not d Yorubas are learned nd intelligent. Finally, I dnt knw wat u eat or hw u get ur food but one thing I'm certain of is dat 2day u ate food produced frm d north. If u re alive 2moro u will eat again food frm d north and so it goes on. My broda, be a gud representation of wateva tribe u come frm. Love and respect others and ppl will always see gud in u. Thanks bro
My friend keep quiet.... The petrol and diesel used in conveying those rubbish produced in the north,shebi na from your scrutum sack they dey drill am from?
Talking about the yorubas and their intelligency,oboy which tribe wey no get intelligent people? Unless of course the hausas.
This country rely 90% on SE and SS
Politics › Re: Made-In-Aba Products Being Carried Into The Presidential Villa (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 5:37pm On Apr 10, 2017
Khd95:
painmentgrin.


Ure on buharis side now,but when the issue of onikuje of kuje kingdom comes up now,u wont hesitate to call buhari all sorts of names.
Who is buharis, conehead?
Politics › Re: Militants Kill Army Captain & 4 Policemen In Lagos by Absuchat(m): 12:15pm On Apr 10, 2017
Jabioro:
Different story version.. whatever it is God would grant us a big heart to bear the fortitude lose..the gallantry men shall surely rest in peace.. for the militant peace shall henceforth eluded them..
RIP. English and the dead. grin grin
Programming › Re: A Complete Coding,electronics, Mechanics And Woodwork Academy by Absuchat(op): 5:57am On Apr 10, 2017
lyricalz:
august is too far o. I would have love if asp is added to the above. and two where is the location?
We decided to start by August in order to allow a good number of students register when the website is out.Also,at full scale,the school will be located in three states in the country,namely: Enugu,Lagos and Abuja.
,But for now we are starting with our Enugu branch.We also oversees our students accommodation for their program duration.
Thanks
Programming › Re: A Complete Coding,electronics, Mechanics And Woodwork Academy by Absuchat(op): 7:11pm On Apr 09, 2017
trytillmake:
Salute to this, a very good development in Nigeria. I hope to hear good things from your company.
Thanks a lot
Programming › Re: A Complete Coding,electronics, Mechanics And Woodwork Academy by Absuchat(op): 7:11pm On Apr 09, 2017
cyrielo:
Why is it called Boytech?? Are the founders/organisers that sexist?? angry angry
No,we are not "sexist" neither is the program meant for boys....The name of the company has relatively nothing to do with what we do or for whom it's meant for.
Programming › A Complete Coding,electronics, Mechanics And Woodwork Academy by Absuchat(op): 9:14am On Apr 09, 2017
Finally, all arrangements have been completed towards rolling out our first term in Boytech academy.
Here,we will teach you computer coding in languages such as java,JavaScript, c#,c++,php,swift,SQL,HTML,css5, android and arduino development.

We teach you basics of electronics such as circuit construction, resistors,capacitors,transistors,logic gates,and how to build your own electronic device.

You will also learn fundamentals of machine design,
Such as shaft,gear,pulleys,chains and ropes,how automobiles work,ic engine etc.

Woodwork projects such as measurements and cutting, wood types and uses,etc.



Our first batch (pioneer students) will start lessons by August 2017.we want to encourage you to utilize this opportunity and learn a good skill.

We also retain qualified graduates of our academy to work in either Boytech technologies or Boytech Academy.

Our website will soon be open for registration. Make a wise decision today.
Crime › Re: Facebook Page Of Guy Who Killed Jumia Delivery Man Stormed By Angry Nigerians by Absuchat(m): 7:37pm On Apr 05, 2017
Victornezzar:
huh??
The idiot get cobweb for brain.
Education › Re: Chimezie Ebiriekwe Wins San Diego State University Students' Election (Photos) by Absuchat(m): 4:45pm On Apr 05, 2017
Congrats to one of our own.
Igbos and yorubas are trying to fix all the wrongs the hausas are doing to the reputation of Nigeria.
Am an Igbo......Hard work is our DNA
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 52k Bank Job Or 40k Teaching Job? by Absuchat(m): 4:09pm On Apr 05, 2017
Don't go for either of them. For crying out loud, does 40 or 52k worth your time?
Dear,go learn a handwork, you will commit your time to your business..... Some of us (artisans) spend 40k or more a day....That doesn't change the fact that am a Bsc holder.
Literature › Re: Wole Soyinka Joins University Of Johannesburg by Absuchat(m): 10:02pm On Mar 28, 2017
Wool soyinka
Family › Re: I Love My Girlfriend But My Family Don't Want Us To Marry. by Absuchat(m): 8:39pm On Mar 24, 2017
Nne5:
She asked me if my family will allow me to marry her I said that should be my decision.

That should be your decision.

Why are you now 'fearing'

Except you think your FAM would influence your decision but don't allow them do that.
I know say na woman go talk this kin thing....Nigga,my advice is this...marry her if she is still a virgin....if not Run
Programming › Re: Android Engineers Wanted For Hire by Absuchat(m): 9:13pm On Mar 20, 2017
What's the salary?

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