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FamilyRe: Woman Helps Her Husband Pack Things For His Other Wife In Africa (Photo, Video) by ACCURETE(m): 9:06pm On Apr 30, 2022
Massiveglory:
Nothing like peaceful polygamy.Because they are not in the same place. Let them be in the same location, and you will see warful polygamy.
u are right both not all cases
PoliticsRe: 2023: Aisha Buhari Urges Aspirants To Pick Women As Running Mates by ACCURETE(m): 6:56am On Apr 26, 2022
Akuruoulo:
SHE IS FNLISH BECUS SHE DIDN'T ASK THE FEMALES TO CONTEST, BUT INSTIGATING THAT MEN SHOULD TAKE THEM AS VICES.
smile well that your opinion
PoliticsRe: Electoral Act: Amaechi, Ngige, Risk Disqualification Over Failure To Resign by ACCURETE(m): 6:50am On Apr 26, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Why Is Osinbajo not included. Is he not occupying an office, is he not contesting again?
should wike also resigned?
PoliticsRe: Electoral Act: Amaechi, Ngige, Risk Disqualification Over Failure To Resign by ACCURETE(m): 6:48am On Apr 26, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Why Is Osinbajo not included. Is he not occupying an office, is he not contesting again?
Political appointees not elected positions
is like you saying all governor seeking for second tenure should resign before been elected again
PoliticsRe: 2023: Based On Your Birth Month, Which Aspirant Are You Supporting by ACCURETE(m): 8:22pm On Apr 25, 2022
[quote author=oshozondii post=112247357][8/quote] may 22
PoliticsRe: 2023: Aisha Buhari Urges Aspirants To Pick Women As Running Mates by ACCURETE(m): 4:31am On Apr 25, 2022
lampard8888:
Foolish woman
what make her foolish?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 23rd April 2022 by ACCURETE(m): 11:01am On Apr 23, 2022
zolajpower:
Magurrri dey play ?
No
TravelRe: Poor State Of A Road In Jankara Market, Lagos (Video, Photo) by ACCURETE(m): 11:09am On Apr 20, 2022
angelEmade:
Things like this can get you into trouble with the DSS who might be interested in knowing why you and the yoruba guy had this conversation in the first place. You could also be the clue needed to find him. Or don't you realize you just portrayed yourself as his customer or business partner?
.
From my experiences, I know that this forum is filled with many security and government agents. For your own good, better think twice before talking trash online.
don't tell him if not that I no he take it as cruise I for no how to treat him
SportsRe: How Much Do You Pay At The Viewing Centre In Your Area? by ACCURETE(m): 5:01am On Apr 18, 2022
[quote author=Ademola47 post=111667750]Here, viewing centres charge #200 for all champions league matches and premier league/La liga star matches (like Chelsea vs Man U; El classico)...and #150 for normal premier league matches.

The 'posh' ones (with plastic chairs instead of bench; ceiling, wall and standing fans) charge #500 for regular and#1500 for VIP

Over to you, Nairalanders...[/quoted

snr men 100 for legs
200 for UCL …
SportsRe: How Much Do You Pay At The Viewing Centre In Your Area? by ACCURETE(m): 4:58am On Apr 18, 2022
sheanzy:
I can't use My money and pay to be perceiving all kinds of smells in the name of I want to watch match.


I watch my game at the comfort of my house,if theirs no light I start my generator. Simple!
you are very correct but lot of us enjoying watching the match in viewing center to get hyping and trolling of other clubs o I don't enjoy watching the match alone oo
SportsRe: We'll Not Change Our Religion Because Of 28-day World Cup’ – Qatar To LGBT Group by ACCURETE(m): 5:12am On Apr 17, 2022
HealerH:
Hypocrisy everywhere.

Football today is more than a Sportive activity. It has the qualities of a religion. It has it's values, morals and laws just like every other religion.

I see Christian players do the sign of the cross in a football match. And most European flags in a football activity has the cross on them.

I see Muslim players do Islamic gestures. And most Islamic flags in a football activity has the half-moon on them.

You bring your belief into football but you're worried that someone else should bring in their own belief.

If you want to be logical in your argument, be critical and logical. I hate mediocre reasoning.
did your religion accept gay?
is LGBT a religion?
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by ACCURETE(m): 1:44pm On Apr 14, 2022
Grare:
Hello.....Great NLanders.

I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS.... grin

So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW grin

(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.

(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.

(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.

(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.

(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them

(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.

(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.

[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you?
I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!
And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.

(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. angry Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.

(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.

(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.

(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.

(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.

(14) The Derailers:
These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.

(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.

(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.

(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.

(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.

(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.

(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!


Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?

I am basically one of 'The Observers' grin


Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously wink
God know go shame us

Nairaland GeneralRe: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by ACCURETE(m): 1:37pm On Apr 14, 2022
Grare:
Hello.....Great NLanders.

I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS.... grin

So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW grin

(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.

(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.

(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.

(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.

(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them

(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.

(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.

[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you?
I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!
And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.

(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. angry Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.

(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.

(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.

(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.

(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.

(14) The Derailers:
These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.

(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.

(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.

(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.

(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.

(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.

(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!


Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?

I am basically one of 'The Observers' grin


Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously wink
hmmmm me I no fit shout

CrimeRe: Bandit Forced To Bring Out Guns From Hiding Place. Photos And Video by ACCURETE(m): 11:54am On Apr 13, 2022
Viraltrends123:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHMr-NzudM8

Video of bandit forced to bring out guns from hiding place has surfaced online.

This was carried out by Nigerian soldiers, the guns he brought out are so new and exotic.
when I say na politicians they sponsor and support this wasted sperm unah no believe me
PoliticsRe: 2023: No Money Borrow Under My Government Will Be Wasted - Peter Obi by ACCURETE(m): 11:51am On Apr 13, 2022
Spherical77:
Lol

Obi know he's not getting the ticket for PDP. I guess reason why he's not busy doing the right job against the primary election

Let him continue giving analysis.. maybe na me go come vote for am as delegate wink
lol u too funny oo na we be the delegates we go vote oo
EducationRe: Who Can Help Me In Translating This Pidgin English To Correct English? by ACCURETE(m): 9:07am On Apr 13, 2022
Znation:
Hello everyone.. Please i need help right now.

This is a very big temptation for me, because i'm a graduate and i don't want to fall my hand.

My junior sister of 14 years just asked me to help her in correcting this sentence.

The question seems easy, but i think i need help b4 i disgrace myself as a graduate.

She said i should help her with the the correct english to this sentence;

How Many Years I Take Senior You?

I just take style do like say i wan make call, and decided to come to nairaland.

Someone should help, because she is waiting for me to finish my call.

What is the correct english please!

"Though, from the suggestions i've got here, i've told her that; "What is our age differece" is the correct one.

But i'm still doubting it anyways, because from the question, the person asking that question is older. But "what is our age difference" dosn't specifies who is older as in the question;
(How Many Years I Take Senior You)

Maybe, there is no best grammer to that s
Sentence.

ANY?
What's the age difference between you & I?
or
Hope you know our age different
CrimeRe: Ramadan: Man Beats Pregnant Wife To Stupor Over Meal by ACCURETE(m): 8:16am On Apr 13, 2022
oluseyiforjesus:
Na wetin dey trend be dat now, may our sisters never marry animal in human skin......
I swear any man way beat my sisters I too beat am thank all my sisters husbands know me well say i no they take none sense from them and I no send them
CrimeRe: Ramadan: Man Beats Pregnant Wife To Stupor Over Meal by ACCURETE(m): 8:13am On Apr 13, 2022
Karlovich:
embarassed Afonj.. moozlems need to learn how to control their anger.
you to mumu so it only Muslim that beat up their wife
PoliticsRe: 2023: No Money Borrow Under My Government Will Be Wasted - Peter Obi by ACCURETE(m): 7:59am On Apr 13, 2022
BeeBeeOoh:
https://thewhistler.ng/no-money-borrowed-under-my-govt-will-be-wasted-obi/
Peter Obi,you are contesting for the primaries, you should
be visiting and consulting with delegates, not always on
radio and television giving analysis.because they will leave u behind have you seen Atiku or Tinubu coming to give analysis they doing there under ground work to win first before they start to lies and share money as usual
IslamRe: Nairaland Muslim Newbies: Introduce Yourselves Here by ACCURETE(m): 4:48am On Apr 13, 2022
maclatunji:
Salam Alaykum everybody. Now, Nairaland gets new members everyday and a good percentage of these newbies are Muslims. We would like to know you if you are one. Kindly introduce yourself to your fellow Muslim brothers and sisters here.

Ma Salam
Yes i joined the forum some month back. Allhamdullah I am a muslim.
My name is SUFI BELLO ISMAEL BAYE i currently live at Gombe state. But from Kogi state
I am 28 years old, i am glad i found this site
Am just a servant not all that look into my eyes can describes the beauty of my heart
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 3) On 12th April 2022 by ACCURETE(m): 11:01pm On Apr 12, 2022
Ekaka1:
You're absolutely spot on but you can imagine the bile and nauseating hate for Chelsea here...and if we win theyd change the story and tell us that Villarreal or any other EPL team will use us as wipes blablabla and if we lose they'd forget that they didn't even give us the chance to come this far...not even as The Whole World and pundits are applauding the the boys this night for rising to the occasion...the Nigerian fan base has problems they troll and hate beyond the beautiful game....and I just wonder
Oh Lord, has save us from noise pollution, unknown gunmen
(fans), Earthquake,tonight everyone can sleep well and
peacefully
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Visits Sheikh Sani In Jos To Synpathize With Him Over His Brother's Death by ACCURETE(m): 5:48pm On Apr 12, 2022
Nonpartisan1:
Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu deserves the support of every man and woman of conscience.
Sani Yahaya Jingir is an Islamic cleric scholar living in
Plateau State, he is the National Chairman Council of
Ulama, Jama'atu Izalatul Bid'ah Wa'Ikamatis Sunnah
JIBWIS under Jos.
na Bid'ah to do politics oo I laugh in spain
PoliticsRe: 'RCCGisation' - MURIC Knocks Osinbajo's Declaration by ACCURETE(m): 5:39pm On Apr 12, 2022
etokhana:
http://muslimrightsmuric..com/2022/04/osinbajos-declaration-is-rccgisation-of.html?m=1
The food that is sweet in the mouth of a goat can kill the goat.(GREED)
Fear of tomorrow has maimed Nigeria and it people.
Politician want the head of voter's.
Government without humanity;
Religion without God;
Business without conscience;
Domocracy without people's;
Elections without voters
The death that kill the mother hen never allow it eggs to
hatch.
My people! what have you gained, that you acquired all but have none?
Vanity!vanity!!vanity!!!
FamilyRe: Husband Saves Screenshots Of Our Chats by ACCURETE(m): 9:42am On Apr 11, 2022
Lizzyolatunjs:
Hello my fellow nairalander family and friends. A silent member, please help me all. I always saw people bringing family issues here until I personally fell into same trap today.

Please my people am at crossroads and I need advice, bring it all on pls. I would like to know why my husband of 10years would save chats , screenshots of our whatsapp messages when we quarrel and I mouth off to him. I mostly dont even go back nor remember such episodes. However I just said let me check his pictures randomly and lo and behold screenshots of all our personal messages? We have kids together and there has been cheating on his part in the past. I have forgiven and forgiven but seeing my messages saved as screenshots broke me.

We have good chats too but I didnt see any of that so it was specifically done. Elders and colleagues please help me out. Thank you all
there are two factors attached to it
1) he might not be interested in the marriage but want to have evidence against you
2) he might be hearing series of talks about you when he is not around when he ask you about it you might addimt to it or denied it so he keep it as an evidence against you when the right times comes but there is a solutions to sha
PoliticsRe: Mubarak Bala: Soyinka Accuses Ganduje Of Hypocrisy Over Atheist’s Imprisonment by ACCURETE(m): 6:57am On Apr 11, 2022
Deltafirstson:
https://punchng.com/soyinka-accuses-ganduje-of-hypocrisy-over-atheists-imprisonment/
freedom of expression is good and specch is good as well but when both is going against another person way of leaving It become a problems too that can generate unresolved matters
PoliticsRe: Sell Nigeria Instead Of Taking N6 Trillion Fresh Loan - Timi Frank Tells Buhari by ACCURETE(m): 6:52am On Apr 11, 2022
PoliticsRe: Why South-East Should Produce Nigeria’s President – Doyin Okupe Writes APC, PDP by ACCURETE(m): 6:48am On Apr 11, 2022
mighty2:
https://punchng.com/2023-why-south-east-should-produce-nigerias-president-doyin-okupe-writes-apc-pdp/
Oga go sit down
PDP should give it to SS OE NC
APC SHOULD GIVE SS OR NC
PLEASE U CAN ARGUE WITH YOUR ANCESTORS
PoliticsRe: Simon Ekpa Declares Monday Sit At Home Protest Day by ACCURETE(m): 5:17am On Apr 11, 2022
Whiteangel1234:
The sit at home civil disobedience for the unconditional release of MNK and Biafra freedom continues tomorrow being monday and Biafraland will be under lock and key! WE MOVE! Simon Ekpa
https://twitter.com/simon_ekpa/status/1513209936704114696?t=CL3hsQOGXOLcyuZyQSiBpg&s=19[/quote]who is this wasted sperm (Simon Ekpa) that want to bring problems to the good people of Igbos this guy mother suppose get miscarriage or even do abortion oo than is mumu him they do
God bless good people of Nigeria
the God of thunder should visit our in responsible leaders or politicians
Christianity EtcRe: Qualities Of A Good Christian Wife by ACCURETE(m): 8:38am On Apr 10, 2022
manehtech:
If you are married, or if you aspire to be married, the Lord calls you to be submissive to your husband. Your husband is called by God to lead your family. As his wife, God has placed you under his authority and has given him the responsibility of leading and caring for you. He must answer for how he leads and cares for you before God. You must answer for how you submit to your husband’s leadership before God.

A godly wife does not talk back to her husband or argue with him in public. She does not try to control her husband or tell him what she thinks he should do (Proverbs 21:9). She does not try to change him (Proverbs 27:15-16). She does not tell him how things should be done (Proverbs 9:cool. Rather, a godly wife is submissive to her husband both in speech and in action (Ephesians 5:22-24; 1 Peter 3:1-2; Colossians 3:18; Titus 2:5).

A Good Wife is God-conscious
A God-conscious woman recognizes that there is a creator of the universe who has authority over every aspect of her life. She follows his guidelines and respects his will for her life.

A good wife honors, loves and cherishes God because she knows that he first loved her. As she knows him, she desires to please him in all things by being a doer of the word and not just a hearer. Her prayers are powerful as she faithfully prays for those around her and always gives thanks to the Lord for everything (1 Thessalonians 5:16-18).

She respects her husband
Respect is an important part of a marriage because it helps your husband feel confident in who he is and in his role as the head of your household. Respect him for the leadership that he provides, for his parents, for his friends and their opinions, for his dreams, for his authority, for the decisions that he makes, and even for the time that you spend with him.

You can show respect to your husband by:

Listening to what he says without interrupting or becoming distracted
Acknowledging his accomplishments (i.e., thanking him when he fixes something)
Letting him know that you need help around the house so that you don’t burn out
Giving a word of encouragement when he needs it most

She serves the Lord
God’s Word has much to say about women who are preparing to become wives and mothers. The qualities of a good wife in the Bible exist both within the pages of Titus and Proverbs, where we learn what we can expect from faithful women in God’s Kingdom. Women who are exemplary often possess many characteristics, like a godly trustworthiness and generosity. They also manage resources wisely, have a good reputation within their community, and are kind to others.

https://churchgists.com/qualities-of-a-good-wife-in-the-bible/
Mothers Are Still In Their Marriage, But Their Daughters Are Already Divorced, Why?
Christianity EtcRe: Qualities Of A Good Christian Wife by ACCURETE(m): 8:31am On Apr 10, 2022
iampeterben:
Most Daniels nor dey get sense, so am not surprised.
E shock u abi
Christianity EtcRe: Qualities Of A Good Christian Wife by ACCURETE(m): 8:30am On Apr 10, 2022
iampeterben:
Most Daniels nor dey get sense, so am not surprised.
E shock u abi

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