₦airaland Forum

tee59:
Congratulations, ode. Investing on a lady that d future is not so sure for both of you. Why some guys no get sense like this. If it was ur mum or sis that asked for a phone , u wouldn't av granted that. Sorry is your case.

pyyxxaro:
Wetin be NYUNYU again




What is this world turning into


Obama come and see ur niece oh

forreelinc:
Dead post

I'm sure you're not from Delta.......that's why you dey vex!!!

FinBalor:
Do I blame the youths of this country if they join cultism? They have a worthless, useless President who have nothing to offer them?

You see people, I get mad when people refuse to learn from there past histories!

This is a man that has never achieved anything in his life apart from being "Incorruptible" (WASH!)
He can tell that to the marines or his almajeric brothers!

Nigerians, have you people not noticed that since this man became President, he has always blamed the past administration from day 1! Thats his life achievement. If you give this worthless fellow another four years, it will still be garbage in, garbage out.

Yes! Buhari is a very worthless and ill fated human being. I say this without mincing words.
Just read further.

Let me proove to you people my point. Back when I was in the secondary school, we had teachers who were so complacent with work that they barely thought us anything! But at the end of the month, they received salaries. After secondary school and we all went to universities, did we all not try to keep up with the curriculum of the university even though we were handicapped from secondary school? Did we blame our past teachers in secondary for not giving us the foundation we need to study maths in the university? If you guys watch, serious students would move on and catch up with the new system. But the iddiots back in class then will continue complaining and procrastinating till its too late and nothing achieved!

These scenario is akin to what is happening to Buhari now. Yes! We agree that money was being stolen under Jonathan. But what were you elected for Buhari? Is it not to stop the robbery and reposition Nigeria?

Buhari when will you ever be useful in your very useless life? Must you always complain? Why not forget the past administration and focus on giving us a better life?

I have never believed in you and will never believe in you! There is a Latin Adage that says "Nemo dat, quod non habet". It means, Nobody gives what he or she does not have.

Buhari you dont have it and will never have it. I know you will probably win again because you have millions of zombies who still look up to you as a Messiah. Personally, I am saving up millions already just in case you win. I know it will be a very tough hell.

You are hopeless, useless, redundant, non progressive, ineffectual, ineffective, kaput, INCOMPETENT, pathetic, inept, retrogressive, renegade, broken retarrd, fruitless and not needed.

My PVC is armed to remove you already.

Omoyele Sowore Is My Candidate. With Love From Anambra live and direct!

So my brother.... After your long article... What's the forward for our youths Join cultism in the name of Buhari's blame game? Just asking...

DrinkLimca:
Hmm well well what can I say...

250,000 naira for upkeeps of two kids per month..

I don't understand, so divorced ladies now used their kids for poverty elevation program..

Before nko!!

My brother....in fairness I put d blame on you....why because you saw d sign but you decided to go ahead with d marriage... Its shows you can be easily manipulated..... How can people from d church cajoled you she will change after marriage? Na wa for you oo!!

internationalman:
Lol, with a thread like this you will give Explorer a run for his money..

Let me add mine.

solablings:
3

It's part of exercise

solablings:
1

cc: lalasticlala

This one just weak me!!

cashlurd:
5 marriages... 10kids.... Average of 2kids per marriage!. Bro, your village people are catching up with you oh

iAudio:
You used "showoff" in a wrong context.

sekundosekundo:
3. Your landlord must be right at all time
Even when he fvcks your wife



4. He is entitled not to pay utility bills
Which law said this?

Its very shameful and sad for a man in his right senses to murder his entire family....I think there's a demon living inside this "white thrash" called oyinbo man.... I lost my wife through child delivery four months ago and I'm yet to recover from the shock!!. So sad.....

Chevronstaff:
See how the Super Falcons of Nigeria were thrashed by France 8-0. Lemme hear any of you say, what a man can do, a woman can do better...
thank God it was only a friendly..

Never allow your family members to occupy sensitive position in your business..... It's an express way to failure...and you know what They will be the first to mock you when you're down..

What tutorial has joined together...... Let no man no man put asunder
I'm happy for you people... It's not finding a good partner!!

You see yourself?? Marry me you no gree....na oyinbo old cargo you go marry...fine woman like you

Welcomme:
How much have you ever given to the begger close to your house? Always criticizing. Mofo

My brother...... that's a technical jab

Nwaohafia1:
And freeze will not see this one nah.

Abi oooo. Daddy Freeze is just a frustrated OAP!!!

Don't be fooled.....she's a chronic cheat. That's how they behave!! Show her my message... Na me talk am!!

Chai Buhari why nau

Men!!! I salute your courage.....persistence pays. Thanks God that CBN stood by you!

Let's see if this love go shack una reach 6 months.....

BrownChima212:
Technically, the president only commissioned a bridge in lagos?

Technically indeed

zone51:
Only one survivor and you claimed the driver was asleep?, How did you know?,...This is a poor journalism.

Anything could have happened...For example, Dad had an Accident on the 18th of May 2007 along Lokoja. 3 vehicles were involved, everyone died except him {Thank God for Africa Magic though }...

When asked what happened?...he explained their driver tried to overtook a truck in front of him without clear sight of what lies ahead, the truck driver wickedly signaled their driver with his hand to pass at a bend not knowing theirs an oncoming 18 seater bus, when their driver accelerated, it was late to go back and the road was not wide enough except ditches by the side...their vehicle collided with the bus and another private car on full speed rammed into that bus also...and that was it...everything somersaulted into the ditch. He was lucky to have gotten out in the process before the vehicles started somersaulting and that was how he got to have full account of what transpired.

Chai!! Very Scarry ! Just like a movie!! Please my brother don't attribute your dad's miraculous escape to "Africa magic". This is God's hand at work...

I just hope was drove the other 2 women away will not drive her away too...... the man face hard sha...

HungerBAD:
Interesting.

Hope dey.

So ladies, be very patient with us for at least 14 years okay?no need to rush things at all.

Breakdown:

7 years to know you very well.

5 years to know your family very well.

2 Years to check if you will break my head when you are angry.

= 14 years.

Monkey no dey born snake.... Crocodile no dey born lizard.... Their behavior tell who their father was.

jaylister:
https://twitter.com/fkeyamo/status/978416511630151680

mynd44, lalasticlala

Yesterday, the opposition party apologised to Nigerians for the mistakes it made while in power for 16 years and appealed to Nigerians to vote them back in 2019.

Keyamo who is an APC member, say Nigerians cannot afford to bring the party back now. He advised Nigerians to observe the party till 2023 to see if they have truly repented and then first vote them into councillorship offices.

Source: http://www.gistful.com/2018/03/27/festus-keyamo-reacts-to-pdps-apology-to-nigerians/

ikorodureporta:
If your daughter/ sister's fiance takes this type of shoe to your house, what would you do??


Lalasticlala, d'u hav this type of shoe, lemme com & borrow

no comment.......i will just laugh

And so? Is he wearing it on your body?? Abi na crime to wear what you can afford? How has it effected the price of garri and akara for market?? Make i hear word joor......fake koooo, fake niiii