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Why all their head dey shine like that?? Abi dem use ororo rub their head?

thatigboman:
Yes o. 2-0. Arsenal my team for life

Are you guys sure this is d same arsenal that has been breaking our heart?? Me never believe oo

AntiWailer:
Calm down for him.

He might be going through a lot and be forming Man.


He is under pressure. MAKE HIS D1CK HARD not HIS LIFE

Na wa for you ooo

MhizzAJ:
I don't blame them
The country is hard

The country no hard for you?? Why dey thief like dem

Ejiphill09:
How can someone be in this harsh country still support APC as a party and still yet Support Arsenal as a club. Some people no get Joy anyways Thy Lord is your strength.

Yes ooo. I cant forget in a hurry that memorable goal he scored .....dribbling Oliver Kahn twice before putting the ball in the empty net.....Jay Jay... African legendary footballer...

ZombieBuster:
This is Haram



We will not take it
Heads must roll

tuniski:
Yes ooo pdp to the rescue!

Clap for yourself.......pdthieves our foot!!!

NwaAmaikpe:



I wish you could say the nasty things your wife did; that way my advice will be well-informed.

But the problem here is a strong bond between your wife and her mother.
Your mom has an unfathomable influence over your wife.
It's so strong that she will confide in her mom and plan with her without your knowledge. This could be detrimental to you and your position as head of the family.

But there's a solution.
Seduce your mother in-law, make her fall in love with you. Ravish her, make her feel like the only woman in the world, make her yearn for you.
Most importantly, try and bed her.

Consider this a dirty task you must do to recover your manhood.
That way her loyalty will change, she will see her daughter as a competitor and not an ally.

She will also know she has an unsavoury secret with you and will be more om your side than against you.

That way she would have lost complete influence over your wife.
Good luck with this.

Haba my brother...that's a joke taken too far!!! He should try and bed his mother-in-law?? Are you kidding this forum??

[quote author=diasporam an post=65383358]My father, my father. God bless my mentor. Daddy Freeze will surely react within 24hrs[/quote]That's for sure!! Busy body OAP!

dasparrow:
Please take several seats with your inferiority complex. Coons like you are always looking for way ways to exhalt the white race while disparaging members of your own race. Just say the white race is superior to you. Don't go generalizing.

The police department was going to suspend him anyway possibly with no pay pending outcome of the investigation and eventually they would have fired/sacked him anyway so he quickly resigned. He knew he would be penalized hence his resignation. If the police department had not decided to suspend him, he most likely would not have tendered in his resignation.

Everything must not have to be about skin colour. Laws governing a country has a lot to do with it. Your melanin is not responsible for your character.

Nigeria is crappy not because it's citizens are black but because there is no law and order and the average Nigerian does whatever he or she wants without repercussion.

So take responsibility for your actions because you will never be white or American no matter how much you resent your nationality or race.

My people see yabbing...!! My brother dey dex ...

Aldebaran:
I believe his uniform was still on while hiding...

But for naija,even a top police officer would remove his top and leave his trousers pretending to be a civilian

babyfaceafrica:
arsenal will beat ac Milan if they are serious.. However.. Arsenal are rarely serious

My brother i hope they do......arsenal is my beloved club

Why are you na crying?? It was a norm during PDthieves 16years rule!!. Why crying wolf??. Its Do i do you business!!

babyfaceafrica:
Lol...arsenal will qualify if they are serious..ac millan is a Shadow of itself

Are you talk about the resurgence AC MILAN or the Old one

ChiefSweetus:
Which of them in the screenshot is he?

The guy at the extreme right...wearing a white T shirt and a face Cap.....bad guy

UbanmeUdie:




A graduate of P.A from IMSU caught in Armed Robbery?

I am not surprised!

IMSU is notorious for churning out failures as graduates. No wonder, this one couldn't excel in armed robbery as well.

What an unsuccessful career.......shame!

You just nailed the guy.....that's the right words

Jayson1:
She's scared.

That's the best way to go, resign and leave those useless head slammers.


God bless the PDP.

What is your own. Is PDP anyway better?? Are they not birds of the same feather looting ... and flocking together??

Nollywood film makers over to you!! Act 1, scene 1.

cruchenutii:
You need a spiritual bath.

Sponge = N500
Live Goat = N68,000
Red Tomatoes = 20 Basket
Black Chicken = N3,500

Just contact me, Your problem is solved

donstan18:
This one you are typing 500k and 2 million up and down, how are we sure you are not owning MTN and GLO!

Below is MY ADVICE

This woman you claimed to love and want to marry, have you asked and confirmed why she wants to marry you?

Is she really inlove with you?
Is she marrying you for love or for money?
Will a lady who loves you attempt such demand?
A lady threatening to call off your wedding if she doesn't get 500k from you should be a clear act to tell you what the future holds.
Be brave!
Think like a man!
Save the future!
Don't be blinded by boobs and ass!
Marriage should be a lifetime contract!

And if I ever hear I REALLY LOVE HER from your mouth again, eh!... If I hear it again!!, If i hear that nonsense again from your mouth!

My brother thanks for hitting the dude (lover boy) below the belt. He wants let us know he's a BIG BOY. Na today we dey hear dis kind story ?

donstan18:
She left you when things weren't going well, but now wants you back because you'v gotten a job.


Well, tell her you want to marry a virgin, let's see how she'll deal with it.

That's a TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT REPLY !! I HOPE SHE SEE THE HAND WRITING ON THE WALL !!. LOVE WANTITI

Epositive:
And how will this remove the heavy tumor from the op's brain?

I wonder ooo

mespusinglez:
sometimes if i want to swallow eba and i remember that ordinary snake swallowed 36 million i just loss appatite

donstan18:
You are a very confused man!

This minute you are loving her mentally, the next minute you are loving another woman physically, the next minute you are loving another woman lalastically. Are you normal atall?

Your level of lust and confusion is inbuilt and legendary, and the only thing that can make you come back your normal and emotional senses is HIV.

C'omon will you get out of here!!, I said get out, my friend

My brother i must honest with you. You're a confused person. You don't know what you are looking for!! Im really sorry for you.

Trivia:
They say events come at you either as blessings or lessons. My marriage has been half of both. I married from a relatively richer family, and I must add that the fact that my wife came from a wealthy family, had absolutely no influence on my choice. I met her when her parents were not as wealthy as they would later become, and we were in love. At that time, my parents gave me a ‘mid-budget vehicle’ shortly after my graduation from a state University in Nigeria. And so, even though my father was not Dangote, he could afford quality life and education for his children. My wife’s parents over the years ascended in wealth and riches, and our wedding was relatively big. Dowry from her side of Nigeria was expectantly high, and I paid it with relative ease.

Fast forward to seven years afterwards, when as a man your financial apron-strings to your parents has had to be cut even before leaving your parents’ house, as you make your way for yourself. I have come to learn that these apron-strings are easier to cut for a man than they are for women, especially women from comparatively well to do backgrounds, and hence the troubles for the unwise woman in this situation.
Leaving the comfort of my father’s house in Ibadan, I could afford a mid-income apartment in a sub-urban part of Lagos, with few house gadgets and facilities. My business was doing great, and even though not luxury, our living was comfortable. But then, comfort is subjective, for no matter how much sacrifices I put into stocking my abode with items to ensure comfort for my wife, she and her parents always believed I could do better. They rarely visited, and when they did, would sit in a corner with their noses in the air, and as they leave shortly I would swear they will take a long bath in hand-sanitizers when they got home. Nonetheless, I did do better, and over the years things went on fine at the expense of my personal self-care.

And then came that family-finance stifling recession. You assure yourself that things would be fine, and all you needed to do was double your hustle. Hustle doubled, and results reduced. Bills increased, and nagging followed suit. I have found out that a woman’s nagging on her husband could either be overt or covert. I’d take the overt nagging any day, over the quiet and obvious discontent. At least with the expressed discontent, you can target your financial attention. No matter how much you try, her communication reduces and you know why. She starts visiting her parents more often, and discussing financial choices with them. They start dropping hints into her bank account. She starts paying some bills and buying ‘luxury food-items’, but you cannot complain, even though you know where the money came from. Yet you double, nay, triple your hustle and hope for better days.

And that’s when the problems started- A classic case of he who pays the piper. Her parents start giving instructions without consulting you. It starts with suggestions, and then downright directives on how your home should be run. But you are the man of the house and you direct otherwise. Short of them laughing at your effrontery, they are infuriated that you dare overrule their wishes. Who are you? You observe the gradual disappearance of your wife’s respect for you, while you notice that her parents don’t even factor your presence in any equation. You are vilified, and your wife is torn between obeying her parents’ wishes and abiding by your directives.

I give you an example. This here school is where my children will go, because that’s what I can afford and they are happy in this school, you say. And the response through her, of course because they don’t call you directly but speak to your wife. They say, ‘what? That school? Okay, find a better school in your neighbourhood and let us know how much it costs.’ You get to know about this when your wife starts hunting for a new (expensive) school. I can’t afford that for the two of them, you say. ‘Don’t worry,’ she responds. ‘Mummy said she will pay for it.’ Now, domestic violence is a big matter to the state government and the news is rife with men sent to jail for wife battery. Otherwise, you would have sent those series of slaps in quick succession, enough to wipe her make-up clean off and change her phone network. Besides, if you had done that, her parents would be glad to take her back in their huge mansion, while you battle for your children’s custody or even access to them. Since you can’t react, you swallow your anger and put your foot down, albeit tenderly.

But things did change for the better part of 2017, far better than before, and during the festive season you conveniently sent bags of rice and vegetable oil to them. Occasionally, you send recharge cards and cash, no matter how small to them, while maintaining your physical absence. You can now restrict your wife’s visit to them. I must add, that the respect has grown tremendously, and hilariously too. Now they call for permission before they send her on errands. Now their calls always go unanswered because I am busy, and they graciously understand, and just wanted to check up on you.

Lessons: In family relationships, money is important. Your love is noticed when supported with money. Maintain your respect with strategic absence. Money used strategically buys your wife's (and in-laws) respect. Teach your wife to always reveal lesser information than necessary; the less you reveal to people (in-laws) about what goes on internally, the better, and more respect both of you get. There can only be one captain in a ship, and as a husband you need to put your foot down, sometimes diplomatically. Your ships must sail in one direction, and orders are from only one captain. As much as possible, reduce or eliminate holes in your matrimonial walls, to prevent matrimonial lizards from creeping in. No matter what you are going through, you will go through it. I knew that that phase would pass, and I pray I live to tell this tale to my kids when they are about to get married. Importantly, I have learnt that my boys should pick from a home and not a house with arrogant in-laws with the feeling of entitlement. And if you can avoid it, try not to marry a woman from a wealthy background, unless you can assure yourself of her humility.

I feel you my brother! God bless your hustle!

jerryunit48:
GEJ is a true Democrat just imagine how Obasanjo humiliated him during the election but he has gotten over that already and even welcomed OBJ to his home... imagine if it were to be the other way round...

I dont understand your statement here at all. Did you Remember that GEJ called OBJ a motor pack tout during his 2015 elections campaign?
Now, who should apologise to who

Franzinni:
This keke rider should start writing Nollywood films.... The mumu carry olosho go pay hotel room then decided to dirty eye first before he enter the place( in 2baba voice). But he drink pass him Junction... He come enter hotel fire one shot.... And as he discharge... Sleep no need invitation letter... now we all know if you carry olosho, all your valuables must be hidden or locked away somewhere safe because when you sleep they won't.... ( please note. I no dey carry dem o) so the mumu wake up to find his keke done VOOM! He called his friend and they cooked up a good story as to how the keke take VOOM!!!

In all this, the bottom line is.... Wetin be my business self.

Oga were you there??

madridguy:
Second child loading........

I agree with you bro.....anything is possible!!

AirFireEarthH20:
This is the only Government since I was born where photo session and propaganda is far more than proper governance and projects execution. No planning, no direction, no strategy, no agenda... We have never had it this bad. It so so unfortunate

My bro every successive government in this country call nigeria lacks planning, direction, strategy and clue. So, the govt is not an exception. No wonder its a shithole !!!!

LordofWar:
Aguero will kill Leceister today

And he did exactly just that!! A hat trick plus one!!!