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FamilyRe: Please Help!! My Dad Passed Away. Please How Do I Overcome The Pains? by AceVentura: 7:01am On Mar 27, 2018
Sorry for your loss bro. May the Lord give you strength to get through this.

I lost mine in '07 & it was a painful experience. You'll be fine with time.

Cry anytime you need to cos it helps. You guys should try & bury him as quickly as possible cos the interment brings closure.

Make sure you show your mum lots of love right now cos she's the most affected.

I wish you all the best in life.
Car TalkRe: Which Of These Cars Did Your Dad Use? (Picture) by AceVentura: 7:50am On Mar 22, 2018
My dad used the 4 cars
PoliticsRe: Where Is The Lagos Sate-owned Sunburn Yacht Hotel? by AceVentura: 12:27pm On Mar 21, 2018
JackBaueress1:
Sweet mouth of Tokunbo Afikuyomi. At the end, the ship became an eyesore and it was towed away.

Nigeria mentality!
@naptu2 has info that you don't have.

Case closed
HealthRe: NDLEA Seizes Trailer Truck Of Codeine Drugs In Katsina (Photo) by AceVentura: 3:14pm On Mar 17, 2018
Northerners!!!

On a codeine diet!!!!
EducationRe: I'm Worried, I Finally Graduated With 2:2, Any Advice For Me? by AceVentura: 7:44pm On Mar 14, 2018
I graduated with a weak 2nd class lower result but I'm currently an assistant manager in one of the topmost new generation banks.

Your grade doesn't determine how successful you'll be in life.

All the best in whatever you want to do.
TravelRe: Truck On Fire At Ladipo Market (Photos) by AceVentura: 1:24pm On Mar 12, 2018
This happened on Saturday Afternoon @ Toyota Bus Stop.

Get your facts right & report correctly.
FoodRe: Man Buys Frozen Meat That Was Produced 15th Of March (Photo) by AceVentura: 8:10pm On Mar 07, 2018
All for traffic...
Product is from Ghana
PoliticsRe: 90 Million Nigerians Lack Electricity Supply - Fashola Says by AceVentura: 12:56pm On Mar 06, 2018
So says the honorable minister of darkness.

Rubbish set of people...
RomanceRe: My Fiancée Is Requesting For 500K Before She Can Accept My Wedding Proposal by AceVentura: 7:10am On Feb 20, 2018
Run for your life!!!

This is a tip of the customer iceberg.
RomanceRe: Lady Tried To Unlock Her Boyfriend's Phone And Her Face Appears On The Screen by AceVentura: 2:16pm On Feb 07, 2018
biacan:
Every lady has the right to check their spouse phone in other to avoid insecurity problems....... any man/guy that locks his phone is a cheat and should be dealt with seriously cool
My phone is passworded cos of my official email but my wife knows my password.

Get your mind right darling...
Not everyone that locks is a cheat...
Car TalkRe: How To Tell If Your Car Tyres Have Expired by AceVentura: 3:34pm On Feb 06, 2018
nurey:
Tyre expire haaa grin

Will you also say human beings too expire, engine oil too expire.

Tyre don't expire, they degrade, there is a difference between the 2.
Oversabi!!!

You've been informed already.
If you like, create your own theory.
All the best to you.
EducationRe: Rochas Okorocha Establishes 6 New Tertiary Institutions In Imo by AceVentura: 9:24am On Feb 06, 2018
He hasn't even paid those that worked for the state for 35yrs & retired yet he's setting up new "debt centres".

Misplaced priorities!!!
Car TalkRe: Olu Okeowo N2 Billion Garage: 6 Rolls Royce, 4 Phantoms, 2 Ghosts, 1 Bentley by AceVentura: 9:40pm On Jan 31, 2018
Olu Okeowo is a real estate mogul. His properties are spread on the island - Central Ikoyi, Banana Island etc

He's the chairman of Gibraltar Construction & he's been around for a while.
BusinessRe: Why Paddy Adenuga's Bid To Acquire Chevron Failed by AceVentura: 1:51pm On Jan 31, 2018
meekah:
PADDY SHOULD BE COMMEND AM IMPRESSIVE BY IS GUT AND LESSON WAS ALSO LEARN,THUMP UP PADDY
We should condemn your English teacher.
Horrible!!!
PoliticsRe: Senate Summons Emefiele, Others Over Bank Charges by AceVentura: 1:06pm On Jan 31, 2018
This man in connivance with the Banks found a way to bring back the COT (commission on turnover) by renaming it AMF (account maintenance fees). That was a monumental trick orchestrated by his pay masters.

A bald-headed vulture that doesn't mean well for the entrepreneur cos his pockets are already deep.

All his does is to seek out ways for banks to post billions in profits while the real sector suffers.

Yeye de smell....
PoliticsRe: I Will Use Extra Oil Income To Boost Infrastructure - President Buhari Says by AceVentura: 6:21pm On Jan 26, 2018
I will
I will
I will

& nothing ever gets done.
I weak for these people.
PoliticsRe: Stop Drinking Garri – Governor Okorocha Warns Imo Residents Over Lassa Fever by AceVentura: 1:52pm On Jan 26, 2018
Dear Idiot Rochas Okorocha,

Please pay salaries & pensions 1st before coming to run your foul mouth.
PoliticsRe: Presidency Outlines Buhari’s Achievements by AceVentura: 11:24am On Jan 23, 2018
What are they taking credit for? They put us in recession & are now taking credit for bringing us out of it.

Stable Naira? I bought dollars @ N160 - N180/$1 under GEJ & it shot up to N500 only to stabilize @ N360/$1. Is that one an achievement?

Do you think that improving on our excess crude account balance to $40B while people are starving is a pass for you?

Enough of the jokes....
All we hear is what you want to do. Nothing ever gets done. Failed government.
PoliticsRe: "Buhari Has Been Depressed About All The Killings Happening''- Femi Adesina by AceVentura: 9:23pm On Jan 20, 2018
Why isn't he dead from the depression?

This cattle rearer should drop dead already.
PoliticsRe: How 55 Officials Stole N1.3trn In 11 Years – Magu by AceVentura: 11:21am On Jan 15, 2018
All we hear is "how Mungo Park did this & that".

Bottom line is that there isn't one (1) single conviction.

Effing propaganda filled government.

All bark & no bite.
CrimeRe: I Transferred N280k & N300k From My Mother's Account To Mine Via Phone by AceVentura: 11:15am On Jan 15, 2018
You're a thief!!!!
Carry your cross...
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Just Stopped Working On My Blackberry Z10. Anyway To Fix It? by AceVentura: 11:12am On Jan 15, 2018
It stopped working on my wife's phone but I already got her an iPhone so no cause for alarm.

All I need to do is to transfer her SIM card to the new phone. BBM can shove it.....
CrimeRe: Burial Of Father Of Aloysius Nnamdi Ikegwuonu a.k.a Bishop In Ozubulu (Photos) by AceVentura: 3:44pm On Jan 14, 2018
"Aloysius Oil & Gas"

This bastard is trying to sanitize his drug money. You're responsible for those people that died on that day. If you like, invite the pope to your father's burial, it doesn't matter.
Christianity EtcRe: House On The Rock Communion Day Outfits: Right Or Wrong? (Pics) by AceVentura: 9:03am On Jan 14, 2018
This quack reporter just wants hits on their website.

What is wrong with the color? If they wear red, una go complain.

Get something else to write on & stop being irresponsible.


Your brain has obviously been used as a burnt offering in 2018.
SportsRe: Xavier Amaechi Signs For Arsenal (Photo) by AceVentura: 8:01am On Jan 07, 2018
psychologist:
Amaechi qwa?
Tufiakwa bad omen angry
2018 CFO - Chief Foolish Officer.


I'm sure the boy is worth more than you & your generation.


Grow up & step into the future. No room for racism or tribalism.
TravelRe: Speeding Bus Crashes Into A Betting Shop, Destroys Everything Inside. Photos by AceVentura: 7:57am On Jan 07, 2018
CastedDude:
cc; lalasticlala
@CastedDude,

Do you think that if you type cc; lalasticlala, the dude gets a notification?

If that's so, make I type cc; � & wait for the money rain...

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BusinessRe: What Is The Difference Btw Treasury Bill And Fixed Deposit by AceVentura: 7:51am On Jan 07, 2018
Sage7:
TB- interest is received at the point of debit. FD- interest is received when it is terminated.

TB- tenure must be complete before termination. FD- you can terminate anytime.

TB- interest is slightly higher vice-versa
Tenor of TBills only in the primary market must be complete but not so in the secondary market.

Currently, interest rate/ yields in fixed deposits is higher than the TBills because the government isn't pushing for funds. We're in a new financial/ budget year thus the low interest rates on TBills.
BusinessRe: What Is The Difference Btw Treasury Bill And Fixed Deposit by AceVentura: 7:44am On Jan 07, 2018
Treasury Bills is a form of loan given to the government by individuals or corporates for tenors of 91days, 182days or 364days.

It is usually used by the government for capital projects & repayment is guaranteed by the government.

You can either invest in TBills through the primary or secondary market.

Primary market holds every fortnight (every 2wks) while the secondary market is every business day.

If you invest in the primary market, you can't liquidate until maturity but for secondary markets, you can liquidate before maturity but with a penal fee or at a cost to the investor.

For fixed deposits, it's a form of investment from the financial institution. Unlike the TBills, it isn't guaranteed meaning that if the bank goes down, your money goes down with it.

Make your choice!!!
PhonesRe: Is Your Home Screen Better Than Mine? by AceVentura: 12:19pm On Jan 02, 2018
Top this!!!

CelebritiesRe: Chizzy Alichi Builds A House For Her Parents (Photos) by AceVentura: 9:47pm On Dec 26, 2017
OrestesDante:
angry


∆ She try sha!!!


But the source of her wealth must be questioned... angry
Did you read her text? She didn't spend her money on frivolities rather she gave back to her family & you're here questioning her source of wealth.

The lady has a good job. Please get yours so that you can be busy.
Music/RadioRe: Flavour Ft. Zoro - Ijele (Video) by AceVentura: 9:41pm On Dec 26, 2017
Flamezzz:
The Igbos have different accent? undecided
Pretty sure he meant to say dialect not accent.

In Igbo land, there are over 100 dialects but the main dialect is the "central Igbo" which is what you hear almost everyone speak.

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