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Family / Re: I Had Put An End To My Marriage by AceVentura: 1:15pm On Nov 05, 2023
15k monthly to buy what?

You must be a joker! In this economy, What can that buy for even 1 child?

Go & make money my friend.
Health / Re: Docs Please Help What Is Happening To Me by AceVentura: 5:11pm On Sep 23, 2023
It’s an allergic reaction which can be taken care of by Allergin. My son had it a few months ago and my wife panicked. When I saw it, I dashed down to the pharmacy and got Allergin syrup, it cleared within 30 minutes.
Family / Re: My Daughter Is Nowhere To Be Found And My Parents Won't Tell Me The Truth by AceVentura: 2:34pm On Aug 30, 2023
Involve the law enforcement officials. You have no right to lay your hands on them. Two wrongs don’t make a right.

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Family / Re: After 9 Years Of Trying My Wife Finally Gave Birth by AceVentura: 9:52am On Aug 24, 2023
Congratulations…
Family / Re: After 9 Years Of Trying My Wife Finally Gave Birth by AceVentura: 9:52am On Aug 24, 2023
talented321:
I know u are overtaken by joy'' but i don't think posting the kid online is necessary for now.....
All the same u and ur wife are great and enduring people....
1. Op don't forget this part...... So so important.....

Let him celebrate however he wants to.
Romance / Re: Man Takes Back Everything He Bought For A Lady After She Declined His Proposal by AceVentura: 7:37pm On Mar 07, 2022
This is a skit!

He’s an upcoming comedian
Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Removal: Abort Nationwide Protest – Senate President Begs NLC, TUC by AceVentura: 8:48pm On Jan 24, 2022
@Senate President,

Your mother should have aborted you.

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Family / Re: My Wife Fought My Mum by AceVentura: 10:36pm On Dec 19, 2021
I blame you!

Who is entitled to go for omugwo 1st? It’s your wife’s mother that should be there in the 1st place. You brought all these upon yourself.

Your wife must have been going through postpartum depression & your obviously entitled mother didn’t see it.

Enjoy the rest of your marriage.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Being Righteous Made Me Lose A Dream Job by AceVentura: 5:33am On Mar 01, 2021
Let’s be factual here!

I work in a bank & you didn’t lose that opportunity cos you know someone in the bank.

Your command of the English language is horrible & below par (that’s the reason). They won’t hire you cos it’ll reflect badly on them.

Please try to improve on it by reading books. I wish you all the best.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Welcomes Another Son With Mystery Woman (Photo) by AceVentura: 7:34am On Jan 10, 2021
All the while, this fool had been accusing his wife of infidelity but he’s the one frolicking around with other women. He’s a shameless man
Health / Re: Portuguese, Sonia Acevedo Dies 2 Days After Getting COVID-19 Pfizer Vaccine by AceVentura: 5:38am On Jan 05, 2021
COVID-19 is real. Six people in my office have the virus now. My friend that had it mid last year has contracted it again from her site workers. Let’s be careful out there. Life is no longer normal.
Health / Re: Portuguese, Sonia Acevedo Dies 2 Days After Getting COVID-19 Pfizer Vaccine by AceVentura: 5:35am On Jan 05, 2021
Righteousness2:
The Covid Plandemic/ Scamdenic is Real but the Agenda behind it is terrible. It is way bigger than what you see.
A Diseases with over 99% recovery rate should not be used to scare Humanity.
There is a Wicked Agenda behind Covid ..

Many things are Happening that are being hidden..
The Covid is the Red Carpet to the Nwo.

These are the very, very last days.

Watch and Pray so that you may be counted worthy to Escape the things that will come to Pass and to stand before the Son of Man.
Make JESUS your Lord and Savior cos there is no more time

Something is wrong with you!!!
Politics / Re: I Don’t Owe Any Civil Servant, Pensioners - Hope Uzodimma by AceVentura: 8:48am On Jan 04, 2021
Supreme Court Governor, you’re owing my mum & many other pensioners in the state. Please have the fear of God. If you can’t afford to pay, keep your mouth shut & stop lying about the current situation of things.
Crime / Re: Christiana Ayeni Sent To Prison For "Checking Female Students Private Parts" by AceVentura: 9:03pm On Dec 13, 2020
onome2013:
She may have good intentions about what she did . Are those 4the only students in the school. It's their attitude that led to that act of the headmistress

How can you say that she may have good intentions?She has NO RIGHT whatsoever to do what she did. The woman violated those girls & she must be punished for it.
Family / Re: Mum Of 2 Who Married A Tree Celebrates First Wedding Anniversary In England by AceVentura: 7:11am On Sep 13, 2020
Hypocrite!!!

She married a tree but the flowers in her hand were cut down for her delight.
Business / Re: Nigerian Bank Disobeying My Late Father's Directive. PLEASE HELP!!! by AceVentura: 9:16pm On Sep 01, 2020
What was the mandate on the account? Was it “either to sign” or “both to sign”?

If it was either to sign, the instruction stands but if it was both to sign, gbege don de.

Alternatively, if you can provide documentary evidence of your dad’s instruction to the bank, you can fight the matter. If you don’t have any evidence, the letter of administration is your best bet. Means your dad died without leaving a will behind.
Family / Re: Age 25 With 1 Million Naira & Living With My Parents: Buy Land Or Pack Out? by AceVentura: 8:31am On Aug 21, 2020
Little One!!!

Buy the land now & allow it to increase in value. By the time you rent a place to live on your own, you’ll see bills & your eye go clear.

Be smart.

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Family / Re: My Sister Cancels Her Wedding. Is She Doing The Right Thing? by AceVentura: 11:51pm On Aug 10, 2020
Yes, she’s done the right thing.
Nip it in the bud before it grows into nonsense.

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Politics / Re: 'I AM BACK!', Says Governor Umahi (photos) by AceVentura: 5:39pm On Aug 08, 2020
Who cares!
Sports / Re: Nwankwo Kanu Celebrates His 44th Birthday Today by AceVentura: 9:42pm On Aug 01, 2020
Ka M Nnukwa 44 years old. I’m 39years this year & my eldest brother is 44years this year. Kanu Nwankwo attended Holy Ghost College Owerri & he was 5 sets ahead of my Brother. He knocked off at least 5yrs from his age. Papilo should be nothing less than 49yrs.

That’s the real football age. Happy Birthday to him anyway.
Health / Re: Dubai Prince Pays Hospital Bills Of Nigerian Woman With Quadruplets by AceVentura: 7:23am On Jul 31, 2020
They’re lucky that they didn’t come back to Nigeria to have those kids. With the state of our healthcare, the babies wouldn’t have made it.

Thank you to everyone that has supported them. One baby is expensive to properly maintain talk less of four.

The road ahead is tough but by God’s grace, help will always come their way.
Romance / Re: Couple Set To Wed After 13 Years Of Dating (Pre-Wedding Photos) by AceVentura: 9:14pm On Jul 29, 2020
My twin brother & his wife dated for 14yrs before they got married (June 1998 to Dec 2012).

Wish the couple a happy married life
Business / Re: I Can't Transfer Money Without NIN, Pls Help. by AceVentura: 9:10pm On Jul 29, 2020
The acceptable means of identification to operate an account in Nigeria are:

International Passport
Driver’s License
Permanent Voters’ Card
& National Identity Card

If you can provide any of the other means of identification, you’re good to go.

Maybe your account was restricted for other reasons other than provision of a valid means of identification.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Insists We Spend N500k Or Less On Our Wedding But I Want To Spend N1M by AceVentura: 1:33pm On Jul 25, 2020
LISTEN TO HER.
Business / Re: How CBN Deliberately Prevents Naira From Appreciating Against Dollar - Sahara R. by AceVentura: 9:02pm On Jul 03, 2020
Has Sahara Reporters ever heard of NAFEX or the I&E Window?

They should read about them before coming to write rubbish here.
Family / Re: How Can I Get My Baby Back? Pls Help Me Guys by AceVentura: 11:39pm On Jun 30, 2020
You left for a while & came back to claim “your child”.

How dare you? Where were you when the child was born? What was or what has been your financial contribution towards her upkeep?

Just pray that the child recognizes you as her father.

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Autos / Re: Substandard Toyota Engine Oil: SON Raises Red Alert by AceVentura: 4:20pm On Jun 26, 2020
How did it come into the country? SON agents are at the ports collecting bribe & letting any rubbish come into the country.

Typical of Nigerian regulatory bodies. Chasing a black sheep @ nite.
Education / Re: Schools Must Setup Isolation Centers Before Reopening - Adamu Adamu by AceVentura: 8:55pm On Jun 24, 2020
Any means to siphon money.

Watch & see how this government will offer to donate isolation centers to the schools.

Bunch of criminals!!
Properties / Re: Lagos Warns Against Drilling Boreholes Without Licence, Permit by AceVentura: 9:33am On Jun 18, 2020
This is coming from a government that hasn’t been able to provide potable water for its inhabitants.

Why do I need to dig a borehole if the water supply is available & working effectively.

Pathetic!!!

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Business / Re: Dangote Drives Himself To Pastor Ituah's Place On Condolence Visit by AceVentura: 6:15pm On Jun 16, 2020
The man actually drives himself even if he’s with an escort unless he’s enroute his refinery which is very far from his house in Victoria Island.

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Crime / Re: Uwa Omozuwa: Edo State Police Command Arrests One Suspect by AceVentura: 6:25am On Jun 02, 2020
Are we sure the right person was arrested?

Does this country have a fingerprint database? I honestly believe the person arrested maybe innocent.
Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Commissions 264 Units Of Flats In Lekki by AceVentura: 7:14am On May 29, 2020
I passed by the event & the crowd that I saw in these days of social distancing scared me.

Tomorrow now, they’ll say we have more cases. LASG should have commissioned that project with less than 30 people including the press.

That’s common sense.

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