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BusinessRe: My UBA Bank Account Has Been Frozen! Help by AceVentura: 12:35pm On Aug 28, 2017
@Op,

This process usually takes time in Nigeria to resolve. However, you can request for a court order authorizing them to restrict activities on your account. If they can't provide it, ask them to close your account & issue you an open manager's cheque for the balance.

I'm a banker so I can tell you better.
Car TalkRe: What Is The Worst Vehicle You Have Ever Used ? by AceVentura: 12:59pm On Aug 18, 2017
Honda Pilot 2003

The devil lives in that car.

It took me to hell & back

Simples....
HealthRe: Anambra TRACAS Driver Bleeds To Death On Steering - Pictures by AceVentura: 6:20pm On Aug 15, 2017
Does this woman ever have good news?
Christianity EtcRe: Aloysius Ikegwuonu "Bishop" Visits Injured Victims Of The Ozubulu Massacre by AceVentura: 8:12am On Aug 15, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
RIP to the dead and I wish the injured a speedy recovery
That incidence is another proof Christianity is a lie and Yahweh is either imaginary or incompetent because he promised his followers divine protection but failed them at their hour of need

Let's read the Holy Bible for some of those verses, the below list isn't by any means exhaustive

1. Psalm 1:6 For the LORD watches over the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked leads to destruction.

2. Psalm 121:5-8 The LORD watches over you— the LORD is your shade at your right hand; the sun will not harm you by day, nor the moon by night. The LORD will keep you from all harm– he will watch over your life ; the LORD will watch over your coming and going both now and forevermore.

3. Psalm 91:10-11 no harm will overtake you, no disaster will come near your tent. For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways.

4. Isaiah 54:17“No weapon that is formed against you will prosper ; And every tongue that accuses you in judgment you will condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, And their vindication is from Me,” declares the LORD.

5. Proverbs 1:33 but whoever listens to me will live in safety and be at ease, without fear of harm.”

6. Psalm 34:7 For the angel of the LORD is a guard; he surrounds and defends all who fear him.

7. Psalm 112:6-7 Surely the righteous will never be shaken; they will be remembered forever. They will have no fear of bad news; their hearts are steadfast, trusting in the LORD.

8. Nahum 1:7 The LORD is good, a refuge in times of trouble. He cares for those who trust in him.

9. Psalm 56:4 In God I will praise his word, in God I have put my trust; I will not fear what flesh can do unto me.

10. Proverbs 29:25 Fear of man will prove to be a snare, but whoever trusts in the Lord is kept safe

11. Deuteronomy 31:8 Do not be afraid or discouraged, for the LORD will personally go ahead of you. He will be with you; he will neither fail you nor abandon you.”

12. Genesis 28:15 I am with you and will watch over you wherever you go , and I will bring you back to this land. I will not leave you until I have done what I have promised you.”

13. Proverbs 3:24-26 When you lie down, you will not be afraid; when you lie down, your sleep will be sweet. Have no fear of sudden disaster or of the ruin that overtakes the wicked, for the Lord will be at your side and will keep your foot from being snared.

14. Psalm 27:1 Of David . The LORD is my light and my salvation– whom shall I fear ? The LORD is the stronghold of my life– of whom shall I be afraid?

15. Psalm 91:1-4 Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust .” Surely he will save you from the fowler’s snare and from the deadly pestilence. He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart.

16. Psalm 5:11 But let all who take refuge in you be glad; let them ever sing for joy. Spread your protection over them, that those who love your name may rejoice in you.

17. Proverbs 18:10 The name of the LORD is a strong fortress ; the godly run to him and are safe.

18. Psalm 144:2 He is my loving God and my fortress, my stronghold and my deliverer, my shield, in whom I take refuge , who subdues peoples under me.

19. Exodus 14:14 The LORD will fight for you, and you have only to be silent .

there are still many more similar verses in the Christian Bible

Typical christians consoling words: "Ooh don't worry dear, god works in mysterious ways you know. His ways are not our ways. He knows his reasons for everything."
Does god ever protect his followers? Is he even capable??
It's high time you guys wake up from slumber and face reality, not defending the stories made by some ancient men from a certain culture with every strength in your body.

Yahweh is either incompetent, liar or nonexistent and Christianity is a lie

let's see how pastors are proving divine protection to be false

pastors are using bodyguards EVEN IN THE CHURCH but would stand on the pulpit and read verses on divine protection to its members, they would even sell expensive jackets, Car bumper stickers, stickers for their member's main entrance with words like "I'm protected by the blood of Jesus" "No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper" in order to raise money for more or better bodyguards

https://jadeafrican.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/CHRIS-OKOTIE.jpg

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2016/dec/20/fake-pastor-1.jpg

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1579625_bishop_oyedepo_armedguards_jpegb39e32a64f9312239aa1f76d9f0634e3

https://ooduarere.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/chris.jpg

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2041569_2015011816_13_05_jpegb950c1b3568027a549c6a77f660f24f5

who's deceiving who?
We the christians forgive you.
FamilyRe: A Nairalander Celebrates His Great Grandmother At 130 Years by AceVentura: 10:44am On Aug 14, 2017
Everyone is just claiming Methuselah age.

130years how?

Congratulations on her long life but I don't believe she's more than 105yrs.

Simples!!!
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Ikogosi Warm Spring, A Major Tourist Centre In Ekiti Under Fayose by AceVentura: 12:41pm On Aug 10, 2017
@Ogbeni Fayose,

See investment opportunity for your state.

Instead of investing & rehabilitating the moribund facilities, you're investing in "stomach infrastructure".

Bros,

Look inwards before coming to run your mouth on national issues.

My 2 cents...
EducationRe: Tell Us The Name Of Your Headmaster And Principal If You Can Remember by AceVentura: 6:50am On Aug 02, 2017
My primary school headmistress was Mrs. Okoroji & my secondary school principal was "Billy Goat". �����
PoliticsRe: How Would You Rate The Nigerian Power Sector This Year? by AceVentura: 12:27pm On Jul 03, 2017
My light has been excellent. 21 - 24hrs supply per day.

Location is Lekki between the 4th - 5th roundabout.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Leave My Full Time Job For A Contract Job At Zenith Bank? by AceVentura: 9:04am On Jun 09, 2017
@Oga OP,

Stick to your current job & build your career. I'm in middle management in Zenith so I can tell you.

Have a nice life.
Car TalkRe: Which Petrol Station Has The Most Accurate Pump In Lagos by AceVentura: 8:03am On Apr 28, 2017
davodyguy:
PETROCAM Ajah

PETROCAM elf bus stop lekki

PETROCAM Lasu igando road

PETROCAM Egbe road

All fully solar powered.

Product very well accurate

That canopy is carrying the solar panel. Total capacity is 101KVA. no single connection to National grid
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5097261_sam3277copy_jpeg3f6782a34f37c9322aada2d70c3090e2
They're on another level. Their cooking gas refill technology is amazing too.
Car TalkRe: Why Does My Car Engine Oil Dry Up Without Physical Leakage by AceVentura: 11:42am On Apr 18, 2017
Hi Emeka,

I used to experience that with Mobil 1 Engine Oil. Mine dried 3wks after servicing & I changed to Total Engine Oil.

No issues now with both the fuel & Diesel engine oil.

All the best.
RomanceRe: Single Lady Vows To Sit On Railway Until She Sees A Husband (PHOTO) by AceVentura: 12:22pm On Apr 07, 2017
The train will soon be your husband.

Ace
FamilyRe: My Wife Denies Me Sex Just Because Her Mum Is Around. by AceVentura: 12:52pm On Apr 02, 2017
@Poster,

Firstly, get a bigger apartment. You can't accommodate 5 people in a one-bedroom flat.

Secondly, deal with your issues with your wife between you two. Nairaland members aren't marriage counselors.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Hameed Ali Answering Questions In The Senate Today by AceVentura: 4:13pm On Mar 16, 2017
esbjaygmailco:
it shows the man is not proud of his job, he's only interested in the money involved. The senate should do the needful.
The man is a customs boss appointee.
It isn't compulsory for him to wear the uniform cos he's a retired army officer.
CareerRe: Zenith Bank Nigeria Salary Scale: How Much Does Zenith Bank Pay Their Staff? by AceVentura: 7:25am On Mar 15, 2017
@Op,

Where do you get your facts from? Zenith Bank has a level called GA (Graduate Assistant) & they collect 75k monthly without any added benefits.

They are supposed to stay on that level for two years before conversion to "professional staff" but the Bank intentionally delays it to over 3years.

Thank me later.
Car TalkRe: What Is The Name Of Your First Car. by AceVentura: 7:20am On Mar 15, 2017
2004 Honda Pilot....

That car nearly made me declare bankruptcy. They stole the factory catalyst while it was in transit to me & that was the beginning of its problems.

I've cut my ties with Honda for good.
BusinessRe: What Happened To The Naira Swap by AceVentura: 8:00am On Mar 12, 2017
A caveat was put there by the Chinese Government that the beneficiaries would only be Chinese citizens only trading in Nigeria.

This contributed to killing the swap. I also believe that the US government contributed as well.
Crime50 Year Old Woman Stabbed To Death In Her Home by AceVentura(op): 9:15am On Aug 22, 2016
Fear gripped residents of Close 9, Victoria Garden City, Ajah, weekend, following the discovery of the lifeless body of a 50-year-old woman in her apartment.

The deceased, identified as Mabel Okafor, was discovered to have been stabbed in the stomach by unknown persons in her apartment on House J68B.

Late Okafor, according to a resident who gave his name simply as Okunola, was found in the pool of her blood by a man that claimed to have heard voices from the building, consequent upon which police were invited. He said: “Everyone suspects her private guard. This is because immediately the incident happened, the guard was nowhere to be found. Her phone was also missing. She lived alone.”

Lagos State Police command spokesman, Dolapo Badmus, confirmed the incident, adding “at about 12a.m., upon information received at Ajah Police Division that one Mabel Mang Okafor, 50, was found dead in her room at House J68B, Close 9, VGC, Ajah, a team of detectives attached to the division visited, examined and photographed the scene. “The team discovered that the deceased was stabbed in the stomach by unknown person(s). The corpse has been deposited at a mortuary for autopsy.

Meanwhile, effort is on to arrest the perpetrators of the act. The case is under discreet investigation.”

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/50-yr-old-woman-stabbed-dead-apartment/
CelebritiesRe: Renowned Celebrities From Imo State-the Eastern Heartland by AceVentura: 9:47pm On May 21, 2016
rosieluv:
hmmmm i dnt tink jidenna is frm imo
Jidenna; the classic man is from Imo State.
PoliticsRe: Udom Emmanuel Completes House (Mansion) In Just Months In Office -SaharaReporter by AceVentura: 11:43pm On Apr 18, 2016
@Sahara Reporters,

Udom Emmanuel was an executive director in Zenith Bank before venturing into politics. Being an ED in ZB means that you'll be worth nothing less than N10Billion.

Get your facts right & stop being partisan. Your reporting should be free & fair.
PoliticsRe: Saraki's Property In Seven Tranches: He Paid N522m - Witness by AceVentura: 9:36pm On Apr 18, 2016
Carlisle Properties & Investments Limited and SkyView Properties Limited managed by Kennedy Izuagbe; a cohort of Bukola Saraki.

He was declared wanted a few months ago but we never heard of his case again.

@Bukola Saraki, the right thing for you to do now is to resign & fight for your life cos you're going down.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Served Quit Notice From His Lekki Phase 1 Apartment by AceVentura: 9:09am On Apr 03, 2016
x6blade:
He's selling out shows across Africa and America and you people re disturbing yourselves with Linda's fake news. Smh... Now tell me someone that have done this many packed shows withing this short period can't buy the house itself. Now to talk of the 20,000 crowd he pulled off in Kenya
@x6blade,

Wizkid is a talented musician & I'm a big fan. Someone in this forum mentioned that selling out shows without managing your finances properly will only take u back to square one.

He's made so much money on the job but he's misusing it just like that. There's nothing wrong with him purchasing a home @ Ikate, Elegushi or Chevy View or even Ajah instead of showing off in Lekki Phase 1 & secretly claiming ownership of the facility.

I wish that he receives sense to enable him take a wise decision.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Served Quit Notice From His Lekki Phase 1 Apartment by AceVentura: 12:01am On Apr 03, 2016
The eviction notice is long overdue. I've known for a long time that the house isn't his own cos it belongs to my friend; JP. The property is managed by Dazzy ******** & Wizzy found it difficult to pay last year's rent (5M/ annum).

It's unfortunate that he's been lavishing money on cars just to show off instead of getting himself a house.

My last post on this matter was about 2wks ago when it was alleged that he bought a crib abroad.
CelebritiesRe: Do I In Anyway Look Like Peter Of Psquare! by AceVentura: 1:58pm On Mar 16, 2016
My friend, get back to your studies. Who is deceiving you?
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Wizkid's Los Angeles Mansion by AceVentura: 8:48pm On Mar 14, 2016
When these guys post lies, it puts me off. He's busy posting pictures of his "LA Home" & "$50k time piece" meanwhile he's yet to renew his 2016 rental on the property he lives in Lekki Phase 1 (dude is claiming the property is his own).

He's owing my friend; the Landlord N6Million & the property manager has served him quit notice already.

I'm not a hater, I love Wizkid's jams esp Baba Nla (his debut album is still the bomb for me) but he needs to get his mind right, acquire an affordable property not necessarily in Lekki Phase 1 or Ikoyi & stop owing/ paying rent.
InvestmentRe: This Is Bad News For Fixed Deposit Holder by AceVentura: 11:28pm On Oct 18, 2015
The purported news from CBN is false. I'm with one of the new generation banks & I can categorically tell u that your bank is ripping u off.

I have a deposit with Stanbic & the rate is almost 10%.
PoliticsRe: Athan Nneji Achonu: The One-Armed Senator-elect by AceVentura: 9:05am On May 10, 2015
People just come to this forum & write nonsense. I was born & bred in Owerri. I've known him from birth. Athan is a known fraudster that just took advantage of his infamous situation to delve into politics.

He has never managed a successful company in his life. Let's stop celebrating criminals in this country & make the politicians accountable to us. Afterall, they're our servants.
Car TalkRe: Photos Of The New LASTMA Cabs Set To Be Launched by AceVentura: 7:57pm On Apr 23, 2015
In my own opinion, in a state where traffic jam is the order of the day, BRF went ahead & acquired more vehicles to add to the existing congestion. He should have bought power bikes for those guys instead of the cars.

Navigation will be easier for them just like it is for the RRS guys.

Hope they are properly maintained unlike the BRT buses.

My 1cent
PoliticsRe: I Still Hold President Jonathan In Very High Esteem - Femi Fani-kayode by AceVentura: 12:09am On Apr 06, 2015
They are yet to pay him for a failed job so he's lobbying for his payment by kissing their asses.

Yeye de smell. I wish you a peaceful & sodomy free stay in prison.
CultureRe: Intersting Facts About The Kalabari Ijaws Of Rivers State (PICTURES) by AceVentura: 6:28pm On Mar 24, 2015
Did u just refer to Asari Dokubo as a human rights activist?

Dude is a militant.....

Get your mind right & rephrase his "qualification".
RomanceRe: She Is Seeking Permission To Invite Her 'aristo' To Her Upcoming Wedding by AceVentura: 8:55pm On Mar 21, 2015
Let the woman allow all her fiance's ex girlfriends to be on her train.

That way, they'll be even.
FamilyRe: My Valentine Gift From My Wife by AceVentura(op): 10:01pm On Feb 15, 2015
pweetixandy:
oya log in with ur other account na,d one u use when u "try" to make sense.. Oniranu Jatijati
@Nneka & Pweetixandy,

The baby on this thread is mine & the aim of this thread is to encourage those that are looking for one thing or the other to keep on "waiting" on the Lord.

I'll appreciate it if you hot heads take your fight(s) elsewhere.

Thank you to all those that have blessed us today with your words of life & encouragement. May God meet you @ the point(s) of your needs. You'll surely testify of the goodness of God in your lives.

Ace

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