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FamilyRe: Couple Welcomes Quadruplets In Jos After 7 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by AceVentura: 5:58pm On May 11, 2019
maelish:
IVF
If it was so, did they get the desired result?

Yes

Shove your imaginations down your throat. They’re parents that’s all that matters.
BusinessRe: Merger: Access Bank’s Loan Book Hits N3 Trillion by AceVentura: 10:12am On Apr 20, 2019
How much of the N3Trillion loan portfolio is toxic, bad, doubtful & performing?

Diamond Bank came into your books with more toxic loans so until you guys recover some of those loans, then you can come & boast.
CrimeRe: Delta Student Pours Hot Water On Boyfriend’s Eyes, Flees by AceVentura: 3:53pm On Apr 16, 2019
fbiokechukwu:
did she took him by surprise, how come he did not took off on sighting the babe with something hot
Your English teachers are wicked!!!
RomanceRe: Woman In Jail After Attacking Friend For Sleeping With Her Husband by AceVentura: 9:15am On Feb 19, 2019
I know her.

What a shame!!!
You should have taken it up with your husband instead of going to fight the lady.
PoliticsRe: Why Nsima Ekere Deserves To Be The Next Governor Of Akwa Ibom State by AceVentura: 6:49pm On Feb 15, 2019
Nsima Ekere is a criminal.

He doesn’t deserve to be a local government talk less of the governor of Akwa Ibom State.

You don’t have half of what he did @ NDDC.

Get your facts right before coming here to write an epistle.
CrimeRe: Babcock Student, Susan, Attempts Suicide Because Of Boyfriend, Jumps From Hostel by AceVentura: 8:48am On Feb 15, 2019
“STOOOOPID”

Relationship that won’t even see the light of the day
HealthRe: New Cancer Center At The Lagos University Teaching Hospital. #NEXTLEVEL. PICS. by AceVentura: 9:20am On Feb 08, 2019
Tittos:
That cancer center was donated by mtn. When you lie, use style. BTW. There are only two doctors operating in that whole center and one of them is old and hardly comes to work.
Talk the one wey you know!!!


The cancer centre was funded through the NSIA (Nigerian Sovereign Investment Authority) & it was constructed by Nahman Construction Company Limited.


I know because I handled the banking transaction.
PoliticsRe: Instructions Written Down For Buhari, Man Raises Concern by AceVentura: 9:37am On Feb 04, 2019
Symptoms of early onset dementia

God help us.
BusinessRe: What Happens To My Money If I'm Robbed In A Bank While Waiting To Deposit? by AceVentura: 8:33pm On Jan 20, 2019
wetdick:
Once you are in the premises of the bank and a robbery occur. Dem take your cash. Dem no born the bank well if dem no give you your cash whether deposite or not.

It is the duty of the bank to protect their facility from attack.
As long as you can’t provide a valid teller for that day’s transaction, you’re on your own.
PoliticsRe: Governor Udom Meets Nsima Ekere During Church Service. See What Happened by AceVentura: 7:22pm On Jan 06, 2019
This idiot called Nsima Ekere has practically destroyed NDDC. Nothing is working there cos he refused to resign while vying for a political post in Akwa Ibom.

Contractors are being owed huge sums of money because he isn’t available to sign off on their payments & no one can do anything about it cos he’s a sacred cow.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Receives Two-year Prison Sentence For Tax Evasion by AceVentura: 3:09am On Dec 15, 2018
Ibramamahi:
Are u kidding me?




Check my signature on how to be a billionaire before the end of this
Na wa for this your signature...

I haven’t heard your name mentioned as a millionaire not to talk of billionaire in Nigeria.

Effing jokers on nairaland

PoliticsRe: Govt Will Procure Modern Fighting Equipment To End Boko Haram Madness – Buhari by AceVentura: 3:44pm On Nov 28, 2018
“We will”
“We will”
“We will “ & nothing ever gets done.

APCheats
FamilyRe: Father Uses His 5 Kids To Perform Excercise, Goes Viral (photo) by AceVentura: 3:46pm On Nov 26, 2018
Elseductive:
The wife armpit no be for here o grin shocked grin grin grin grin
She’s pregnant....

That’s her body reacting to the pregnancy
RomanceRe: My Long Distance Relationship Of One Week Just... by AceVentura: 9:59am On Nov 26, 2018
Hungry Babe!!!

PoliticsRe: 15 Areas Nigeria Is Better Than America- Mrrights by AceVentura: 6:55pm On Nov 21, 2018
So says the one who can’t stick to one moniker while writing trash...


Go & sit down my friend.
CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Held Hostage In Babcock For Collecting N3.5m Without Performing by AceVentura: 1:33pm On Nov 19, 2018
pastie:
Broke ass niggga,



I used to think these musicians charge way above this for a performance.
Logo & Banner designer...

How market?
CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Held Hostage In Babcock For Collecting N3.5m Without Performing by AceVentura: 1:33pm On Nov 19, 2018
pastie:
Broke ass niggga,



I used to think these musicians charge way above this for a performance.
BusinessRe: Help!!! I Mistakenly Sent N1m To A Uber Driver by AceVentura: 9:16pm On Nov 17, 2018
Their office is @ Providence Street, Lekki Phase 1. Enter through the 2nd roundabout & take the 1st left turn then ask for Uber office.

Their company name is Flutterwave Technology Solutions Ltd.

All the best.
SportsRe: Ajuma Ameh Otache Dies At 33 by AceVentura: 8:39pm On Nov 12, 2018
meobizy:
There is no medical diagnosis known as a muscle infection.
Those newspapers are created for the semi-illiterate hence the throw of a phrase which vaguely sounds medical.
I’m here suspecting it was a heart attack or ‘brief illness’.
Cause of death: Myesthenia Gravis

Read it up... Just spoke with her husband.
Very painful to hear of her passing cos the disease really dealt with them.
SportsRe: Ajuma Ameh Otache Dies At 33 by AceVentura: 8:36pm On Nov 12, 2018
I knew her for a short period of time.
She died of Myesthenia Gravis.
I even spoke with her last week.
May her soul Rest In Peace.
Amen...
SportsRe: Ajuma Ameh Otache Dies At 33 by AceVentura:
She was also my travel agent & I was
PoliticsOur Debt Figures From 2014 To Date by AceVentura(op): 10:48am On Oct 20, 2018
That's the only thing this people achieved.
Putting us in more debt.
What was the money used for?
2019 is around the corner.

FamilyRejoice With Me.... by AceVentura(op): 4:29am On Oct 17, 2018
Join me in thanking God as my lovely wife just gave birth to a set of twins (baby boys) on 16/10/2018.

In all honesty, it was challenging all the way but God has proven once more than He is the greatest.

I'm a daddy of three (3) boys...

CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Celebrates Her 34th Birthday, Dances With Her Massive Boobs by AceVentura: 7:48pm On Oct 15, 2018
34yrs!!!!


This lady is my colleague's classmate in Enugu & the woman is in her mid 40's. She knows Cossy very well. How come she's claiming 34yrs.


These people should fear God.
RomanceRe: I Want To Breakup With My Girlfriend For This Reason. by AceVentura: 1:16pm On Oct 11, 2018
Get married when you're ready.

A girl broke up with me in 2006 because "someone" was asking for her hand in marriage & I wasn't even ready for myself not to talk about her.

I let her go & still got married before her in 2012.

Marriage no be child's play. You have to be financially ready/ stable to have a good marriage. Move on my brother.

I rest my case.
HealthRe: "I Am Having Stomach Ulcer, How Can I Manage It?" by AceVentura: 1:04pm On Oct 11, 2018
almakiyyun:
Stay away from fried foods, heavy food such as amala should be totally avoided.
Don't take Garry frequently. Dont eat yam, avoid pepper, Avoid white rice, jollof is preferable.
Don't take akara at all.
The following foods are preferably: Jollof rice with plenty oil, beans, moi moi, spag and indomie, soft pounded yam, fruits and vegetables, pap with beans in the morning. Tea and bread with enough water is advisable.
08051455525
Oga, ulcer isn't a death sentence. I eat all those things that you said he should avoid & nothing happens to me.
HealthRe: "I Am Having Stomach Ulcer, How Can I Manage It?" by AceVentura: 1:01pm On Oct 11, 2018
I'm an ulcer patient too.

If you can get the attached drug. It works wonders.

Also eat early.
Avoid spicy foods.
Reduce or avoid alcohol especially spirits.
If you have to drink spirits, step it down with a soda eg Coke.

PoliticsRe: APC Deployed N1.3billion Hush Money To Stop Hashim, As Fela Durotoye Got N750m by AceVentura: 6:37am On Sep 30, 2018
Hogwash!!!


Where's it in the regular dailies?
TravelRe: 10 Essential Driving Tips For Pregnant Women by AceVentura: 3:36pm On Sep 13, 2018
Biglittlelois:
Pergnancy: a rite of passage for any women who wants to have kids, i dread the day i will be legally pregnant, the stories of pains and contractions then labour is really scary.
Is there anything like illegal pregnancy?


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CrimeRe: Reverend Father Jude Egbuom Killed In Imo (Graphic Photos) by AceVentura: 4:04pm On Sep 11, 2018
Why resist giving them the key? The same car could have been recovered or better still another bought.

I learnt my lessons with my dad's death 11yrs ago. He resisted & he was shot.

God rest his soul.

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