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You can only revive something that took off!!!

Biko, wetin u wan sing?

Misleading report.


Guarantor & collateral are two different things.

Sorry for your loss. Hope you have comprehensive insurance cover on it.

They did same to my Toyota Avensis 2yrs ago.
It happened in my house with 2 security men on duty.

Umbrella wrapped in $1 bills. Value in Naira is barely 36k.

Y not wrap it in $100 bills then we'll know that you've got plenty of mouth...


Lubbish!!!!

Transfer request approved.

You all are to be transferred to the Sambisa Forest.

He's an experienced sodomite!!!


Yeye thief...

@EFCC/ APC,

Try & investigate Rochas Okorocha; the current governor of Imo State as well.

The man & his generation are a bunch of thieves.

Exwizard:
Glutton

The picture depict a gold digger capturing her victim with the pregnancy, hence trying everything so hard to meek the innocent man dry before time runs out.


Note my comment is only related to the picture and not my actual reasoning

How was school today? Hope you're studying hard for JSSCE.

My statement is to tell you your age bracket. What do you know about pregnancy?

As long as it satisfies her cravings, no issues. Is the man complaining to u?

frowland:
Who here remembered the fight between Chief Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu and Obidiozor - about a 419 deal that went bad?

I remember the fight.

Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu is a thief & will always be a thief.

Atiku, stop wasting your time & stolen funds.

Today is 08/08/2018 not 30/09/2018


Another way to extort businesses in Nigeria.


Ever since chairlady was laid to rest, NAFDAC has become washed up.

Even Mr Blogger doesn't know the difference between Chevrolet Camarro & Ford Mustang.

A custom plate is different from a customized car.

The result of the autopsy is out.

The man was hypertensive & died of cardiac arrest.

NPF, release the woman. She didn't kill the man.

Do you want to hear the truth? You can't.

It's called USSD (Unstructured Supplementary Service Data) which means it's unstructured.

Just make sure no one has access to your phone.

Plain & simple.

eluquenson:
Igbo amaka

Bastard tribalist!!

Otuya is Urhobo not Igbo.

Ibrahim505:
The rising incidence of suicides among those in southeast is pathetic! Too much frustration and depression among Igbo community.
Let the government be proactive in preventing such occurrence by improving the living condition of the poor.

India is now in the east abi?

Serious onuku!!!
Waste of skin!!!

dingbang:
Sadly, your governor ain't ambode, else he would have sacked all of them a long time ago. Personally I don't tolerate bullsheet.



Fbn customers I have good news for you on my signature..

Ambode ke!!

It was Fashola that drove me out. This present governer is a dundee.

Oga, get the police involved.

ClassRep001:
Rubbish babies
Another kid that's born after 40 years is from the devil.

Allah clearly stated that.

Those kids are gonna end up as a drug dealer or "wire wire" boys.

Dear Lord,

I pray for this faceless being.
Please restore his brain.
Let the person feel like a human being.
Amen!!!

Mylove55:
The jobless lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra are in trouble.

What amazes me about you is that you have so much hate for the Igbo Man yet your signature says about love of Jesus...

Trashy twerp!!!

So how is the fire mysterious?

An eleven yr old kid left to look after two kids.
Absolute nonsense!!!

RIP to the dead.

He was my childhood friend's husband.

So Muna is now a widow. Life isn't fair @ all.

RIP

Very good

Bad Catalyst

Munachi & Osinachi
Kamsiyochukwu & Kosisochukwu

Audrey & Aubrey
Daniella & Emmanuella

I can't think of any more. Congratulations bro!

Nigga just murdered my kin

Is it by force to marry? If you can't take the shit that comes with it, stay single.

This ain't Nigeria.

As much as I appreciate this gesture, he should've gotten her a durable car.

Maintenance of this vehicle is high but a Toyota SUV would've been a better option.

Everything that happens @ the ATM is recorded so ask them to show you a video of your alleged withdrawal or you'll report them to the "Bankers Committee" for fraud.

You can't incur a loss because of their system inefficiency.

oathman:
IVF.... if u know you know... Congratulations Ma'm

Cut her some slack!!!

13yrs is a long time. A lot of times, it isn't the woman's fault. Many men have low sperm count but everyone looks @ the woman like she has fertility issues.

Congratulations to her...

The ATM was laced with a device that extracts PIN from the card.

If you want your money returned to you, threaten to write to CBN/ Bankers' Committee, Usain Bolt no go fir keep up with them.

Oga Blogger!!!

A brand new autobiography cost about 80M but this is a tokunbo & also a Range Rover sport so it's much cheaper.

Congratulations are still in order.

Barney11:
Please educate me,can they be called imbe?

I pray for God to have mercy on you. It's obvious you aren't a parent yet so I'll let it slide.

I discovered last October that my son is mildly autistic & he's presently in therapy (the cost is on another level but God has been faithful). He has started responding & I'm really impressed.

I won't waste my time reading this long & rubbish epistle from a carnivorous bastard.

You silent thief that has quietly looted the economy of the nation.