₦airaland Forum

Ramanto:
We will hit back. And add 2 extra goals

Up Man United.

WibusJaga:
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The man is definitely confusing G.O.A.T. with the animal goat.

Or maybe he will be OK with ATG (All Time Greatest)

if you can differentiate between runs girl and asawo, you would understand what the evangelist is saying. What you need is spiritual understanding.

bennybuhari:
If this is the new note, then it is just waste of efforts and resources. What a joke

this is just the original 419. I weep for for Nigeria

WonderManly:
You see...

ssssssh

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VeryWickedMan:
Come shrine you say no you sef sabi rituals
Now see

haba Na this is a serious issue. Abeg I no fit laugh o.

nairalandankrah:
While, wise men allow hunger send them to early graves... oil dey your head

Guys you are all amazing here in Nairaland, your responses show that Nairaland is a community of intelligent people. I can't help but laugh on some response here.

inoki247:
This one jus wan ban himself from winning trophy again.....



Man Utd wey dey go relegation this season nd start to play Championship League na him e go join.....

Man United shall raise again.

naptu2:
Andrew Randa @RandaAndrew



https://twitter.com/RandaAndrew/status/1560617505990643715


Sierra Leone is in blue jersey and Mauritania is in white.

I feel sorry for the Mauritania kids playing against the Sierra Leone old men claiming 12

iSense247:
Opposition Against APC Single Faith Ticket Rages, As North Central Youths Demand Shettima’s Removal



https://tribuneonlineng.com/opposition-against-apc-single-faith-ticket-rages-as-north-central-youths-demand-shettimas-removal/

This is a courageous move by the North Central youths to voice and to make their stand known.

Najeria which way

SucreSports:
Conor McGregor believes he can do “big things” in football, with the UFC superstar reacting to talk of investing in Manchester United or Celtic.

The MMA icon is a follower of heavyweight sides in England and Scotland, with the Irishman prepared to start pumping some of his personal fortune into ventures outside the octagon.

He was among the first to raise his hand when Red Devils supporters stepped up their protests against the Glazer family at Old Trafford, while talks have been held regarding a possible stake in Scottish....

pls sharp sharp oga olowu. This is good news.

What kind of reporting is this, what has Christ Embassy Church got to do with the MBA protesters. Why can you use the location or street name rather than using the church name.

ryloy:
Wike received Senator Aliyu Magatakarda Wammako Today In Rivers State Government House for the commissioning of more projects

This is anti party activity. Is high time PDP sanction and sideline Wike.

This is one of the reasons why wike would not get any where politically. APC just want to use him later dump him like Okorocha

Kizz Danial just mess up, I am totally disappointed in his childish act. Damaging the reputation of your own fellow countryman trying to establish in a foreign land.

Is unfortunate the kind of immoral confidence some girls display.

Damnnnnn
That body dey banging true true

Omo nah babes wey be like this I wan dey knack ooo....

If those kind girls ride you, you go forget all the sorrows

Modified: which one be she vacations with son

Omo that English don chop Putin missile

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Hahahahahahaha, this guy go kill person with laugh.

This officer are on rampage

Golan007:
This fool again.

What happened to your 2016 prophecy?

This is not right, calling a servant of God a fool. This can bring the wrath of God on you. I feel sorry for you.

This clearly show your orientation .

light099:
Lol

Nigerians with fake British accent.
Whatsapp group admins
The women in charge of food at events and Owambe parties.
Nairalanders who just bought Xiaomi phones.
Workers wey just collect salary.
Twitter user who knows someone who knows someone who is a housemate in BBN.
Nairaland mods and those who have them as friends.
Those guys with sure 5 odds.
Law students in black and white.
Gatemen when their Oga is not at home or when Oga told them not to open gate for anyone.
Those at the front, on long ATM queue.

Kontinue

BuzzandGrillz:
They feel sooooo made

True[/quote]Sokoloan are so wicked beyond human imagination.

They are not customer friendly and with dubious rate on loan of 15 days.

You are missing it. Bros. because you are going out of the real issue here.


Errant nonsense


When he was 'watching all those nollywood'actresses, did he tell us when he was boycotting them


No....

Because he never did..

Sweettwenty8:
Finaly i decided to create an account

What's up Nairaland, Please Pardon my English.

So me and my man been married for a year now but here's the thing he does that pisses me OFF!!! TOTALLY!!!! ehn, every time I cook rice and stew (fried stew/fish/meat) he'd ask me to go outside the estate to go and buy Ewa(beans) (I'm using Ewa because that's how he pronounces it. So I noticed this earlier and I started Cooking beans anytime I cook rice. He'll still request for 'Ewa' the Mama put beans made and sold by the roadside

While we dated he'd even ask me to cook for himself and his friends and if my cooking was bad, I'd have gotten feedback somehow.. how can I serve food and he'll ask me to go get 'Ewa' at Shangisha Outside Magodo Gra to mix his rice even when we have visitors he will send me a whatsapp message to still go get Ewa most times he'll even book uber if i tell him I'm too tired to drive I'm tired of going to buy Ewa!!

How do i get to know what the problem is, because it's definitely not my cooking, 2 of my office buddies they don't buy lunch because i bring enough food for 3 of us everyday and they'd have stopped eating it if it was bad

what a drama!! This guy must be a fuckry.

Girls with there wahala sef

funke must hear this

richidinho:
when she converted from Christianity to Islam nobody threatened her oo

Tell me why thunder won't fire Lord Luggard
that signed that amalgamation

CastedDude:
A journalist and staff of Voice Of Nigeria (VON) has recounted her horrifying experience after surviving a close shave with death during the Kaduna crises few weeks back which claimed more than 50 lives with properties worth millions destroyed.

Temitope Mustapha, was travelling through Kaduna to Kano to cover the event on Media Dialogue on Equity for the Girl Child Education before being caught in the crisis. 

She took to social media to share her story. Read the lengthy piece below; 

Passing through Kaduna State on Sunday 21st of October 2018, to connect to Kano State for a two day Media Dialogue on Equity for the Girl Child Education , I never thought would end up bloody for me..

About 4:35pm ,Two times this gentleman who was in the same car with me woke me up and said "Madam stay awake" ,I replied him, see i had written stories previous nights before I embarked on this journey. Again this man woke me up and said "madam pls stay awake".

Then I opened my sleepy eyes very wide and clearly I saw Military officers seated on their vehicles. Suddenly, a fellow passenger like me said " Madam we have been making calls to know the safest road" & I said you mean this road is safe for us all? They all answered Yes. Suddenly at Kaduna By- Pass,I saw a trailer blocking the road and traffic was building up and the driver of the same car I boarded( public transport of ofcourse) beckoned on one of the youths holding a fibre of an iron, of course he responded in Hausa language & another passenger translated this to me that he wanted to find another route out of By- Pass.

Suddenly, a number of the young men sighted me in the car & my driver started pleading with them, telling them " Da Allah ki ya kuri" ,I was the only female in the car and extremely unusual of me I wore what you saw in the pictures above with an headtie ( turban)that I had on me.

RACE OF MY LIFE

The young men best described as Miscreants were more than fifteen,they started hitting the side of the car I was, Actually my head was blank, I couldn't say one word of prayer, I didn't panic and I was ready to run the race of my life.

Immediately my fellow passengers took to their heels from the front door and the left door side , then I summoned courage opened the right side door which was already confronted by men holding all manner of irons and stones. My turban ( headtie) fell off , And I started running towards an uncompleted building immediately I realised I could be finished in the building, With heavy stones landing on my back and long metallic objects hitting my body from people running after me ,I turned an thought of crossing the Gutters on Kaduna by - Pass.

O Yes I fell down with the heaviness & marathon of stones landing on my body then I watched myself being LYNCHED with all manners of iron rods, sticks and i was being stonned at the same time.

Nobody dared stopped these youths from stonning me neither was I rescued from their hands.

I actually saw one of them videoing what they were doing to me & I sincerely was running within me to catch up with breathe. Death is Painful.

I suddenly didn't not feel the hitting of the irons on my body again & the stones were no longer making sounds to me. I was hearing ,Jesus is Lord inside my Head clearly as if with a mega phone, I was seeing my mother's,my Son & my daughter's faces all at thesame time & some how I kept hearing in my head that all they were doing was not up to Labour Pains.

I crawled inside the Gutters ,of course I was already almost inside the Gutters by by-Pass. I felt peace in my body & I found solace inside the Gutters. I saw these youths gathered on the other side ,I blurringly saw a crowd of men watching me , And I saw clearly one of them carrying a stone with his two hands right over me, I raised up one hand pleading to him& making gestures appealing. That was the last I saw.

HEAVY SLEEP OVER POWERED ME

Heavy & Deep Sleep came over me inside the Gutters,the thing overpowered me & I watched my hand threw away, from this moment I didn't know what happened again ,I cannot tell what,where & anything about me again. I don't know what switched me off. I was completely switched off.

Till I woke up at AMRULLAH Hospital (also along Kaduna by-Pass )on a stretcher , I started talking telling them I am a Journalist with Voice of Nigeria and I was only passing by Kaduna State to attend a Media Dialogue in Kano State. I attempted standing from the stretcher my body didn't respond. I was asked for phone numbers , Heaven helped me to remember my younger sister's number & the father of my children's number.

AMRULLAH Hospital ...
Totally to my rescue, about six drips including flagyl & All manners were set into my system. I was revived, Head suturing were done, the young Muslim doctor was crying while suturing my head, hospital attendants were cleaning stretcher stained with my blood. Everybody was put on guard. The Miscreants traced me to the hospital & demanded that the lady brought in should be released by the hospital to be killed. This Muslim hospital saved me,hidded me away from them & I realised I was kept in a ward locked with a nurse who was given instructions not to open the ward to anyone she possibly didnt know the voice. Only the Hospital Manager, the doctor on duty & two nurses were given access to where I was.

2nd Day

I asked the only face I saw when I woke up from the "deep sleep", I said Pls who brought me. He looked at me with tears filled in his eyes & said A JTF Member brought you life-less. He said "we rejected you because you were not breathing and demanded he should not drop your body with us"

The AMRULLAH Hospital Manager said, when we refuse to take you the JTF Man dropped you on our stretcher & said you could come back that we should try.

AMRULLAH Hospital treated me & stabilised me. Then A thousand plus calls came on the Hospital Managers' Phone,they said My Family Members were dead alive & Colleagues had sleepless night.

I do have a lot to say about Kaduna State October 2018 crises. While recuperating & bn on bed rest I think when my Nurse ( My mum's eyes ) are few times away from me) I think about being carried from the Gutters by an Unknown Possibly Muslim JTF Member, I think about AMRULLAH Hospital ( a complete Muslim hospital who God used to stabilised me after coming out of deep sleep & yet not delivering me into the hands of the Hot Headed Miscreants, I think about the safety of Nigerian road users TRAVELLERS in the midst of CRISES across Nigeria

So many thoughts feeling my sutured head but I sure must put all these thoughts down...

That I am Alive alone for now ,I am grateful to God Almighty.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/11/journalist-who-survived-attack-during-kaduna-crisis-narrates-ordeal.html

Lord Jesus thank you for saving the life of your daughter through the good muslim JTF and the AMRULLAH Hospital.

FlirtyGist:
Dr. Sarah Adenike Morocco-Clarke, Nigeria's first female banker, has died at the age of 80.
Born on the 13th of May 1938, the Morocco-Clarke matriarch passed away peacefully on Sunday, 16 September 2018, after a short illness.

Sarah Morocco-Clarke, an alumnus of Queen's College Lagos, Nigeria, started her career with First Bank (then Bank of British West Africa, and subsequently Standard Bank) as a pioneer female employee, rose through the ranks at First Bank Nigeria and was made the Services Manager and Secretary to the South Administration, wherein she had a mandate that covered the services of all the First Bank branches in Southern Nigeria.

While she worked in the banking industry, Sarah Morocco-Clarke was the manager of numerous First Bank branches in Lagos and was subsequently made a Regional Manager in charge of Bendel, Ogun and Oyo states.

She was also an Area Manager in the Western part of Nigeria. Popularly known as the 'Iron Lady' , a moniker seemingly taken from references to the then British Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, Sarah Morocco-Clarke was given this nickname because of her stern mien and no-nonsense attitude professionally.

The Morocco-Clarke matriarch leaves behind six successful children, thirteen grandchildren and three great-grandchildren.

source >>> http://gistmore.com/nigerias-first-female-banker-dr-sarah-morocco-clarke-dies-80

RIP

Auladimeji:
Church goer Association of Nigeria

May God forgive you.

emeijeh:
I wonder what you will say about man united

The thunder wey go hamma you still dey warm up inside the cloud.

Nairalanders too much ruining mouth.

This can only happen in state where politicians are full of deceit.