The Big Boss

I was the biggest
The baddest and the strongest in the history of the school then. Nobody messes with my gangs back then.

Pleataeu High school jos.
Class of 2001.

Op pictures of you with and without the stretch mark or idontbelieve it.

All those brick layers and manual laborers are more muscling than those guys in the pictures na

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If you watched any of this cartoons
Please go and marry i take God name beg u.

Abeg make una no fex o.
Shebi PMB said Abacha was not corrupt?
Abi na me no understand weting i been read ?

Me think dino is jealousing

Bro so na you and phone dey compit for attention from your gf ? Haba naw.

I weep for our police

On Thursday last week i was traveling with my director to Abuja from port Harcourt by Road . my oga was the one driving.

Initially the journey was smooth but something happened 2hrs later that till now i just can't help but feel sorry for my boss.

There was this old school igbo Christian songs Album
my director bought in traffic somewhere in port Harcourt There's something about those old songs that makes you feel as if you have disappointed God greatly. Makes you ask yourself questions that don't answers. But the songs where nice and inspiring.

The suprise of my life came whe track 11 of the album was playing. It was a song about the LOVE AND SACRIFICE OF A MOTHER. few seconds into that song my oga. a man of means and statue. a man in his late 50s burst out crying. My oga was not just shading tears. He was CRYING. as in crying like a child.
To say i was confused and speechless will be an understatement. The best i could do was to assist him park the car by the Road side. After about 5 minutes of crying my boss turned to me and asked.

Oga : obiora, have you called your mother today?

Me: No sir.

Oga : when was the last time you called her ?

Me: last week Monday sir.

Oga : hmmm. obiora try and be calling your mother everyday ooo and make sure you visit her and spend at least 2 days in a month with her no matter how busy or broke you are.
Cherish the sound of your mothers voice.
Spend and cherish every moment you have with your mother.and never fail to tell her THANK YOU for no just reason. Don't take for granted the fact that your mother is Alive today. Because someday she will but a memory. How sweet the memories will be depends on how you cherish now that she is Alive.

Me :

Oga : i will give up all my wealth just to hear my mother's voice one last time.he further told me how he was busy looking for money that he didn't have time for his mother even the day she died she called him 4hrs before before she but he busy her calls. Only for his younger brother to call and inform him of her death.

He picked up is phone called is P.A asked her to cancel the Abuja meeting that he is going to spend the weekend with his family. Turned to me gave #75,000 and a week off to go and visit my mother. As am typing this now i dey my village. dey watch kanayo o kanayo film with my momsi. And this village wey i come so dey sweet her wella. From Friday last week to this very moment i don hail my mama, praise her , tell her thank ma reach 300 times or more. Na so the thing dey sweet her . Dey make laugh anyhow. She don change my name from obiora to obi-Nne.

So my personal people.
When did you call and appreciate your mother last ?

I will inform my wife about the visit in a way that she will think that am asking for her permission..
she will only know she really have no say in that matter is IF she try to say no.

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NgeneUkwenu:


Just Like Nnamdi Kanu?

I have been reading most of your post on this forum.

Your level of hate towards the igbos is extremely alarming .

Its not good for your health

And for predicting that Donald trump will win i just won $10,000.

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CodeHouse:


Ma guy you na calabar war hero o, see your monika sef Hercules, no forget the plantain sha

How i go take forget that kind thing ?

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kuuljay:
Op talk true you can't kill this thing with a pocket knife,no come dey form Rambo here

Ok if u say so.

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emrain:



Thanksgiving punch line.

Meanwhile he saw the innocent animal running for its life then he chased after it and slaughtered it.

Bros i try chasing the animal o but him no gree run.
He just dey there dey open eye for me.
I do am shuuu shuuu for where he move i come do chaa chaaa with small stick for hand but instead make he run the thing come dey provoke more and more i have no option than to do the needful.

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IceDude:
Hyena ke? OP just wanna form Rambo for us. If it was an hyena the topic would have been......."See What An Hyena Did To A Nairalander-Graphic Pictures"

My brother no bi small thing fa.
Thank God no be Hyena

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rittyben:
where in Akamkpa? It could be my village o

Old netim

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abduldope:
op u shld be sued for killing animals facing extinction

But it was in self-defense.
The animal was abusing my freedom of movement right.
Him no gree me go harvest plantain naa.

Niyinficient:


D second pics was taken in Uniben, ekehuan campus?

No sir.

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G007:
WTF!!!!
What are you guys searching for in there...

Bush Money

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odinese:
[size=20pt]hey op, it's good you killed it and gon' eat it... Nigerians with their inferiority thinking is gonna bite them off one day. They keep following everything the western world do, not knowing they are Africans... They praise the US all the time here on nairaland and I personally see nothing special here. Remember that the Nigerian government have failed to provide those things that can prevent people from harming this animals and keeping them safe, yet they keep on blaming the person who killed what he wants to eat and he ain't even throwing it away thou...when python is been killed, they keep on blaming the op that killed it. Or y'all think if we ever see a python here, you think we all gonna be looking at it? We"ll killed the hell outta it before taking it to the zoo ....op, go on and eat that sh!t you killed and don't mind them haters[/size]

Bros all this your preaching shebi na make i give u some meat ?

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ajoskele:
OP, thank God say I dey always pray for you.

Which day you pray for me eeh ?

Anyway meat don finish. But keep praying fa. I fit kill maggi rat for u.

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giftedheart1:
Oooooohhhh!!! And so? My grandfather was the first to kill a dragon!!! The meat has been kidnapped, and u r there with ur two eyes, reporting to us abi? Bros, we shall see...the one wey u kill tomoro ehn...

I don't talk too much, I'm a man of few words!!!

Bros Abeg no fex.
I don call our presido him need to prob some people for my working place

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Walexwal:
Am in Akamkpa now. tell me which side u dey make I come collect my share.

Come okomita

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julioralph:

Congrats to you oo, Nigerian James Bond

Bros no be small things ooo
The battle was so intensive but na me win am.