₦airaland Forum

By Cjay

When OBJ was campaigning for Umaru Yar Adua, the man fell ill and had to be taken overseas for medical care.

Questions were flying everywhere without answers. It got so bad that it was speculated that Yar Adua had died.

OBJ was on a campaign podium and called Yar Adua on phone and asked, to the applause of their supporters,

"Umoru, are you dead?"
The crowd roared when they heard their candidate's voice on the phone over the speakers. We, the supporters were very relieved.

It didn't end there. Yar Adua challenged his detractors to a game of squash to prove his fitness for office.

So we went to the polls and massively elected Yar Adua. He became president. And he got ill and drama started. Drama that almost derailed the nation.

Jonathan came and went and we yet again elected a Buhari whose health we all suffered and are suffering for. Today, the FG HAS REFUSED to disclose how much Buhari's medical tours have cost this nation.

As if that was not enough, we had to contend with the matter of Jubrin of Sudan. Many of us are still unsure if the Buhari we have is the Buhari we voted in 2015.

Now, we are back where we started. In place of the squash challenge, we now have a challenge to ride bicycle...or tricycle or exercise bike.

Someone has got a brainwave that the best proof of life is a seven-second video of a man that looks like the great Bola Ahmed Tinubu riding a tricycle to show that he has the fitness and mental alertness to lead 200 million people

I know this not Tinubu. How can Tinubu come this low. I don't believe this

Let vote right

franchasofficia:
100 people roaming about Ikpoba Okah street, you people cant fool us




Real voters no de make noise, they are in their farms and in the market waiting for election day

Or the riggers dont make noise

jumper524:
This same nigga would say tribalism is the reason we don't want Obi. Oga I can't employ someone who failed waec and went to miracle center for GCE while I leave out a first class holder in administration.
To be honest, we know the hidden discrimination in the university system, na only those when no get full requirements dem dey deport go department like philosophy during screening. Abi I lie?

Just political differences then and now

dheilaw1:
I thought Zombidients said Obituary is different from the old politicians

To have a head is different, to have a brain is Al's different but to have a good head with a working brain is unique....

He said he is left to Nigerians to vote who they trust to fullfil the ideology they have

plaindealer:
Life and fabricate rubbish i the morning and get busted at night?

Serious question?

Shey den take lies, fake news, fabrication and dishonesty swear for Obi and his minions?

Abi why now?

U be mumu and this is why APC are using u people brain...the event happend in front of APC office

Please get sense...even the said sticker is a flag at the back of the bus

Watch the video here and get sense

https://twitter.com/01Donoil/status/1575397782290157568?t=K34DJsAEUxGZ_2RVvtcRDg&s=19

blackpanda:
Lmao. E go shock u. You said the same about buhari but laslas he still won.
2023 your eyes will open.

by rigging abi.massive rigging?

Michelle70:
na so dem deh decieve us.
No big deal

...OK na when u go get sense so dey will not deceive again?

plaindealer:
Typical ipob..

Typical agbero, drug dealer and tout

oyin44:
Anambra abi....


That is Obidient state...


I am not surprised at all..

the persin wey no fit unite his own fellow ibos want to unite Nigerians

I would voted Tinubu but he watched innocent youths massacred during Endsars

I would have voted Atiku but deleting tweet about deborah shows he cant protect other religions

I will vote Obi because the unknown gunmen is caused by the APC led government

seunmsg:
We say no to the saint who stole Anambra dry and used his daughter’s name for fraud. We say no to the man that ruled for 8 years without any verifiable achievement. We say no to the criminal liar whose campaign is based on hate, bigotry and falsehood. We say no to the man who supervised the massacre of innocent Massob members and dumped their bodies in the Ezu River.

Maybe thats where Tinubu got his mind to order the killing and greatest massacre of youths during Endsars...Tinubu no go die well..

zikter:
READ! READ! READ!

"Sunday said out of the 1.8-ton seized, 1, 828 blocks of the cocaine will be crushed and set ablaze while the remnant will be secured for purpose of prosecution of the suspects who were brought to witness the procedure and sign the certificate of destruction"

Oga dey burnt powder
, I no trust those guys

Patriotsleague:
This is not rocket science whether you are a lawyer or not, so if the haul was a warehouse full, they gonna bring it in the court room?

The suspects have been captured on video with the seized drugs, they were interviewed on video with their exhibits, this is 100% admissable in court.

Spoke up for the youths and nearly burnt down Lagos, is Lagos the problem of the youth?

Fck you and falz. He is lucky the Lagos state government didn't take him to court for incitement.

What if the say they confessed under duress and what is there is just powder, what will the physical evidence to counter such. Just asking

VeryWickedMan:
Tear tear parachutes.
RIP in advance to each & every one of them.

Abeg dey use eyes drop some times cos u re not seeing clearing again oooo

Chinonye2022:
and u are on ur own too Atiku is coming

For dinner carolina......

Thats when am going to UK
Get free project, thesis writing. Check siggy below

God1000:
I don't even know any of them

Try dey live easy life, u re too hard on u sef if u say u dont know them

ElSudani:
Obi's campaign is fueled by lies and misrepresentations. If he wins it will be the biggest 419 in the history of fraud.

Tinubu and Atiku campaign is full of what?

and if Tinubu wins after what APC did to this country dont u think God will perish us all

or if Atiku wins, we are to go back to 1900?

ur hatred towards Obi is making u see evil things as normal and good ones as bad....u need healing of the soul before you accuse your love ones of witchcraft

Salewa97:
Obituary is a terrorists.

The GCE candidate lunatic can only be president of Biafla terrorists.

Yes oooo just as Tibubu can only be the president of the killers of youths during the endsars and oduduwa republic terrorists

sarrki:
So who paid or arrange for it ?

He’s a public figure seeking for number one seat we must know where the funds comes from

Yes u re right...if u ask..he will tell but will Tinubu or Atiku tell u?

sarrki:
I don’t fly private jet - says mr Peter obi

This guy is a serial liar

So if they arrange one for am, he should reject because he chosed not pay for one by himself

ObituaryYebo:
As then dey drag the Fake result master of Zombidients to mud, Jagaban is making way up North with relevant stakeholders.

Their religious propaganda is yielding no result.


As it dey pain them. Na so he dey sweet our belle

So u re not ashame supporting this failed party? Ut people shud disown u

Racoon:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/09/22/2023-tinubu-is-a-man-of-integrity-ganduje/?amp=1

Dollarman in agbada knows his fellow thief

Kagd10:
It was Ngige and UNN lecturer who first said Peter Obi was D pass graduate but now I can see they were trying to be considerate because after Peter Obi could only present a forged certificate, I can see that he didn't even graduate from the university but dropped out.

So because ur own is second class upper division, so there is lower division abi?

The number above started with alphabet followed by 6 digits...but ur own alphabet was separated as ur destiny. The arrow u re showing in the middle shows where ur sense is...olodo

Kagd10:
It was Ngige and UNN lecturer who first said Peter Obi was D pass graduate but now I can see they were trying to be considerate because after Peter Obi could only present a forged certificate, I can see that he didn't even graduate from the university but dropped out.

Abeg buy some sense, urs even look fake

So they knew he is sick!

This people

BATified2023:
This is the bitter truth they won’t want to swallow

Becos the presidency is the sole right of yoruba?.... He only speaks for himself cos of selfish reasons

The answer is simple

The rat wey dey blow breeze for ur leg while eating you.

The question should be
Why is that Lagos with the highest IGR still owe money pass the debt of 18
6 states...e no balance abi?

Thats where Tinubu comes from

The Loan na him own while IGr na to pay back...nobody will suspect.

MonkeyMods:
Abeg where's the pidgin she speak o?


Yes, no, hmmm etc,, is that the pidgin?


Ndi ala

Is not for the blind and deaf

Aboks:
Her kpekus go dey speak Latin

Lol

Bad element

Lexxihute:
Please will this make us better, I don't understand

Atleast the elites and owner of the state will not travel out for treatment again

mcmurphy132:
We all know Obi is a scammer

Same as ur dad

PandoraObi:
This is Anambra the home of incoming igbo president

After writing this...hope ur brain is upgraded? Thank God