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Why the "Christian" tag Athiest, Muslim or Buddhist are also human, OP, remove that Religious attachment jor

Bye bye Mr Jonah

God help us

Yujin:
The message is very clear.

God Bless You. Nigerians wont listen

Chizzy20:
option D should b exempted frm dat list..cos some men re real dogs..dat no mata hw beautiful, luvin, caring, submissive dier wives myt b to dem..dey cant stay without cheatin...it only takes d grace of God to get a faithful husband...

Your stupidity is Factory fitted, Draft generalization... I pity your children

Demmzy15:
Bro, I tire for the guy/girl o! He/she lacks reasoning!

Leave him/her, we are obliged to reach him if he's or she's wiling to learn if not, we allow him to continue to display his ignorance on public forum.

tunde1200:
What do you gain in this rubbish you are typing here...?

you are totally in the dark about Islam, if you don't have reasonable things to type and contribute go and sleep.

The guy is a complete foo.l and some silly mofos are busy hailing his stupidity... Continue

Demmzy15:
No country is as efficient as Saudi Arabia in fighting terrorism. Infact Saudi has the best anti-terrorism programs in the world, what do you mean by Saudi brand of Islam? Please explain better.

Go and gain from real scholars not mushroom scholars, take a tour to Saudi jails and see the amount of Scholars who incite violence in there. I just don't know why you guys tend to believe stupid smearing propagandas. The Saudi scholars are the ones who have refuted ISIS and their ideologies, they're part of the coalition fighting ISIS in Iraq and Syria. Yet you come here on nl, with your black rubbish thumb to write sh't!

I was going to reply the Guy abi na girl but I said to my self "People with working brains are still on Nl, let me see if someone will refute him/her". The guy lacks proper understanding of what Saudi is doing to people with heretic beliefs. Don't be surprise people like his type will flood a Thread if its titled " Saudi Arabia jails scholar for preaching extreme belief in Nigeria" to tongulash them. Silly Mofos register on Nl since Seun Osewa started this wonderful forum for enlightenment.

Nashoji:
I thought buhari said the office of the first lady will not be recognized or is he taking back his words?

I thought the write up didn't state it anywhere that Aishah Buhari struggled with Mama Peace to become the next Leader of the Unconstitutional AFLP...

Teempakguy:
chai! Lwkmd! Bros you funny sha.

How am I funny?

simplibaba:
“Most Igbos says they are the people that developed Lagos and made Lagos what it is today. They say without Igbos, Lagos is finished. And i keep wondering, how has Igbos helped in shaping and developing Lagos?

“Lets get the fact right, Igbos didn't develop Lagos rather, it was Lagos that shaped and made the Igbos what they are today. Without igbos in Lagos, Lagos will remain Lagos and without Lagos, most Igbos may likely be nothing.

“Reason for my assertion is that most giant and top companies that attracts millions of people across the country to Lagos are not owned by the Igbos so, how has Igbos shaped and developed Lagos?

“This are the achievements and economic advancement Igbos gave Lagos and Lagosians; tokunbo and fake spare parts at Ladepo Market, China Electronics and pirated CDs at Alaba market, bend-down select cloths at Idumota and yaba and kotangowa market, Chinese and tokunbo computers accessories and phones at Computer village Ikeja are Igbos economical achievement and contribution to Lagos. In fact, most Igbos are causing nuisance in Lagos. A visit to this markets will tell you the amount of nuisance that Most Igbos has caused in Lagos. The environments this Igbos traders are mostly populated are always polluted with waste of all sorts, they are dirty, stinking, rough, erection of illegal shops on road, on pipeline and railway lines are encouraged in this market places that causes traffic gridlock and other dangerous acts and when Lagos state government dismantle this illegal shops, they get angry, if Lagos state government close their shops for environmental violation, they pick offence. How then has the Igbos developed Lagos?

“As long as am concerned, PZ, COCA-COLA, 7UP, CADBURY, MTN, ZAIN, GLO, ETISALAT, DANGOTE, SHOP-RITES, GOLDEN PENNY, FLOUR MILL, INDOMIE, UNILEVER, P&G, CHI LIMITED, GUINNESS, NIGERIA BREWERIES, OANDO, CONOIL, TOTAL, MOBIL, CHEVRON, SHELL, AQUADANA, KFC, EKO HOTEL, INTER CONTINENTAL HOTEL, PROTEA HOTEL, JULIUS BERGER, RCC CONSTRUCTION, NESTLE, KPMG, GSK, FRISLAND FOOD, WAMCO, BRITISH AMERICA TOBACCO, FLOUR MILL, SCHLUBEGER, AIT, SILVERBIRD TV, CHANNELS TV, LARFARGE, etc are not own by the Igbos. This companies are what attracted millions of people to Lagos.

“Igbos shouldn't lay claim that they develop a place by becoming nuisance. Most of the top churches in Lagos are not also owned by Igbos. House on the Rock, Redeem, Christ Embassy, Deeper life, living faith, MFM, etc are not owned by Igbos, the only church that's reasonable that's owned by an Igbo man is TREM, while another Igbos church Lord Chosen church encourage nuisance in Lagos and it also double as the most dirtiest church in Lagos.

“Records shows that 75% of robbery cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 85% of ritual cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 60% of drug cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 70% of fraud cases in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 90% of pirated CDs in Lagos are carried out by Igbos, 60% of fake and Adulterated drugs in Lagos that has kill thousands of Lagosians are carried out by Igbos, in fact, most of the crimes in Lagos are related to the Igbos so how has Igbos developed Lagos when they can't get their hands off crimes?

“There's no Igbo man among the top three richest people in Nigeria, so how are they successful?

“The truth is that Igbos should be grateful that the Yorubas accommodated them in Lagos peacefully, they shouldn't take the Meekness and kindness of the Yorubas for granted.

“Igbos didn't make Lagos but its actually Lagos that made Igbos.”

Bros, this is not fair ooo! In as much as there are facts in your whole write up, you don't need to go tribal at all. You could have placed your argument objectively. MyCent

Burger01:
You too go grow old man. Abi una wan die young? Die young then

Choice! Bros me na small pikin ooo, I just dey follow Una for back. I nor wan die young ooo

JosephPhilip:
@Op, gaskiyya, those were the good ol' days.

If the bottle of that Jet cream lands on your leg, ehm... sorry is your name.

Thanks for bringing these to remembrance.

https://i58.tinypic.com/fbc6ec.jpg

Bros ehn! You nor lie at all, the bottle is so tick and strong that it will take very serious hit to break. My mum used it to decorate her wardrobe top in the mid 80's.

rezzy:
After eating the butter finish, we go use the kpagolo dey do moi moi

Bros abi na Madam you be, you would be around 35 upward, nothing less.

Burger01:
Naija sweet die those wonderful days. Always running in the hood with my pants sagging. I would pilf 5kobo to buy Nasco biscuits.

Where Una go see this things, Chai! Old men and women full NL

Na wah ooo

Larryjay4u:
And u think washing your wife's pant makes u a mumu? But you can l**k that p***y covered with the pant. Nigerian men and shallow brain sha

You'd have done a better job by not generalising, Who told you all Nigerian Men holds his view and who also told you all Nigerian men l**k the p***y

uselessgoat:



BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED

Who liked the above Na wah ooo

uselessgoat:



BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED

Klasique911:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Heard the best therapy for a nagging wife is a SLAP served while its HOT


By the time she recovers, she'll be askin u who turned the light OFF

Holy God! Bros, Slap? Am I missing something

Timbuktou:
How To Deal With A Nagging Wife:

Get up and do as she says like the boy-boy that you are:

OR:

1. Look at her for fifteen seconds when she's speaking.

2. Say nothing.

3. Look away and continue whatever you were doing before
the nagging gates opened.

4. If the noise is too much, suggest that she lower the
volume of her amplifier.

5. If that doesn't help, go get a drink: this should help in
shutting you up too.

6. If it doesn't help, tell her to shut up.

7. If she doesn't shut up, get up and kiss her. This should
work if she's not possessed.

8. If the kiss doesn't work, you should know that she's the
one to host the airforce midnight meeting of the week. Get
change of clothes for work, leave home, call olosho or
olosho supplier, get a comfortable room.

9. Call from work the next day. And increase the length of
days as discretion allows.

10. Repeat as required.


This usually cures 95% of nagging spouse situations. If this
doesn't work, you're finished. You either will be a hen-
pecked bastarrd, die young, or get a divorce. In which case,
the first part might just be for you.


Follow the rubbish prescriptions in the OP at your own peril.

Bros, You badt gaan ooo!

Toks2008:
My brother i just realized that im gradually moving away from the category of people in this generation. As a 40yr old man i do not expect my ideology to fit in here.

Having realized that the people who actually attacked my person on this thread are guys, i will simply tell our young ladies to think very well and do the needful.

The era of promiscuity is even gone and now we have the babymama trend where ladies give birth without getting married and guys are ready to be single fathers and all i can do is weep for this generation where the shameful acts of the past is now the in-thing.

Ask these guys cursing me if they will gladly watch their daughter been taking advantage of the way they do other ladies and many of them will come here and say Virginity does not matter and infact no one is looking for virgins anymore but down in their heart they wish they could get one to marry.

Now i understand the ways of the Muslims and Hausas who give their daughters into marriage at a very early age of 18 or sometimes at 17 and just as you wrote, we condemn them in the west and even around the world but we do not see any big deal in our daughters been used and dumped by many guys in the name of baseless dating and courtship that does not guaranty marital bliss.

Now we are gladly discussing green light an unmarried lady gives a "boyfriend" while the people in the north or well cultured society gladly wed their daughters early in their lives.
One thing i can say,as a lady think because guys will always take advantage of you if you give yourself sheepishly. I rest my case

God bless your remaining years, May your reign be superlong, with your type and very few sane persons on Nairaland and other platforms plus those who are not on social media, we still have hope, I pray we have enough strength to nurture our daughters and sons properly. Are you a Muslim

[quote author=Toks2008 post=32391639]Bro honestly if i begin to elucidate on this matter page go full.

What stops a lady to get married at 25 or even 23? Economy situation and unrealistic expectations.

Our parents will ask you what does your boyfriend do?tell them he is still struggling and they say NOOOO he cant take care of you and our ladies are also quick to say "my guy is not ready for marriage because he has not..."

But this same guy who cant take care of you bleeps you to stupor and when he is probably ready will go for another lady.

These are some reasons why our ladies tend to give in because of their sexual drive. I was a virgin perse till i was 26 and tell me why a lady cant be a virgin till 25?

If a lady falls in love with a man and the guy is ready to start sleeping with you then he should as well be ready to marry you as long as he has a roof over his head and struggling and the girls parent should encourage both parties to do a wedding they are capable of and whenever teh money comes they can do a bigger and more expensive wedding.

Let me just stop her abeg.[/qupart

Been looking for people of my kind of mentality since the inception of this thread, I found 2 already. ChoosenOne1 and you. I couldn't have said it any better. Na Hausa girl wey nor reach 30 before them marry we dey see dey complain yet our Ladies down the west don finish their old age meal at 20. This generation is doomed except a little few. Body looks like 18 but engine is already 40. Tufiakwa! Spits on some people. Funniest part majority of the guys above will have like 3 to 4 daughters then they remember all their sexcapades hence they begin form Macho and hulk put together for their daughters. God has a way of paying us back.

forkadict:
All of dem Don vex drink Sniper.

BASTAARDS

Okupe is top on the Bastard list, Edddddiaaaats

Where are the TANoids

Where are the TANoids?

OK

Adyrin:
Tinubu trying to destroy evidence!




E no go work!




Quote me and it would be your last day on NL

Ediots like you don't actually live well because you live on Weed.

Post like this should make FP more often than those mumu "Tonto Dike and Jeniffer who wears it better" rubbish post. God bless the poster and whoever picks a lesson from this wonderful post.

sexymoma:
Lol.. see u

, I lie?

sexymoma:
ST Soap though
I still remember their song
Ose St ma re o.. eh
Ose St ma re o..eh
ikan daara fun'we lasan...eh
ikan daara fun'aso fifo..eh
oun foso mo ki jaso o bo
o le koko kin jewo o jare
ose St ma re ooo..eh

Madam, Wallah! You don old ooo! You even still remember the song, you must be 30 and above. I can bet my money