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Na wa ooo

KissCODE:
what is scam about this?
They should employ people who are not qualified just to maintain federal character...

Nigeria is a country where sentiment rule on high.

So, across each Geo political zones, there are no qualified graduates or people to fill those vacancies The best thing to do is shortchange other zones abi Whatever happened to fair share

igraman:
Gbogbo awon ti won nda alafia Nigeria laamu.. won o ni sinmi.

Haaa! Eepe re EEE! Kilode

Another scam uncovered

ericmor:
Don't think u reside in Lagos or may be u just came into Lagos

What do you mean Why did you say that

Good development, and those who block roads for party and Carnivals thereby forcing motorist to turn back to take alternative route

MadCow1:
Dear Dorothy..

I am happy that you have found sexual joy in your husbands friend. I know that heavenly feeling of when you have mind blowing/leg crippling guilty sex. My only advise to you is to make sure you use protection for your husbands sake and also make sure you don't get caught.

Also make sure you have calculated the risk of the fallout should shiit hit the fan and that you are ready for the outcome. No start to say "It's the work of the devil o", because I am sure its 'O my God' you were screaming during those secret rendezvous with your illicit partner.

That said, keep fhucking..

Life is too darn short to live without mind blowing Or-gasms..

MadCow

This post should be moved to the joke section of Nairaland. I don laugh tire

JonSnow:
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Do these ones look like people that want to stop him?

Don't mind the OP, they are just waiting for him to roast or jump and they be like "... Wetin concine me, you be minus 1 naa, for this harsh economy). They may even be saying "... O boy! Jump quick quick so we go go tell Oga sey you don jump before we bring bamboo..."

If other northern senators can be doing this maybe plenty Al-Majiri will go back to their States but unfortunately many would rather squander their constituency allowance on stupid properties abroad and the likes... Shehu Sanni, more power to your elbow. God bless him and lovers good work

donbenedict:
Hahhahahahahahaha na which nairalander be dis abeg

Na Pa Chukwudi44

shamecurls:
Chai!

Bros, You be comedian Biko send me the above Pics and any other funny ones you got. I will PM you my email

woodcook:
so Muslim women have same worth as an ipad? Why cant you Muslim men allow Muslim women to decide what how they want to dress?

And who told you those who wear the Hijab are forced to

kahara:
omo na u be aboki fr saying a witch na person wey deh sell marykay' n sticks. Hahahahahaha.

Both of should see me in my office, we need to have a word for causing someone to Lol

bushdoc9919:
Hmmm

Like most tribes in Nigeria...the Ijaw are ready to talk about how the money is shared....but about good governance, good leadership,etc.....silence.

Look....an Ijaw man is not in charge anymore. But in your states, you have LG chairmen, Governors...who are Ijaw. I know what I am saying is not going to be popular.....but why don't you go home and tell them to do the needful things...like investing in education...esp technical education, innovation, and technology....so that your state can be really developed.

And what I am saying to the Ijaws, I am saying to all Nigerians...especially the Hausas,Yorubas and Igbos. Go and tell your governors and LG chairmen to run your state/LG well. All this talk about restructuring Nigeria....it is because we are running out of money to share thanks to corruption at all levels...including ironically by some of those new advocates for restructuring....that we are now crying for restructuring. Meanwhile...we have more serious problems. And nothing is being done about them at all.

(Nigerians won't do the above because they prefer to share money....rather than to work for money. If we had committed to a programme of industrial development since the 1970's...when we actually had an industrial sector.....Nigeria would have been a world leader by now.Not first world...but at the level of an Asian Tiger. But Nigerians prefer to be kept wives of rich and wealthy men ).

You cannot restructure Nigeria without restructuring the people....and if you persist...you will end in destruction.

I wonder....what solutions have Ijaw people designed for the pollution in their soils/waters? Developing such solutions could provide jobs and make many people prosperous.Plus....why can't Nigeria build machines/refineries for our oil industry? Why are we waiting for the Whites and Asians to save us? Why aren't Rivers and Bayelsa leaders in oil industry technology? Why isn't anything being done about bad leadership? Why?

Nigerians need to restructure themselves. Or else....we can have the SNC /True federalism today....and tomorrow, it would just be old wine in new bottles. The exploiters will just change uniforms and keep on exploiting.

Time we stopped blaming others and started blaming ourselves. That's where the true federalism/restructuring starts.

My opinion.

The most objective opinion so far, others are either greedy or are ignorant. God bless your generation and generations yet unborn.

Wsdm:
Ok. But my curse to him is a relative statement- meaning that it is not compulsory on him if he does not merit it.

So, if he's not worthy of the "La'nah", where do you think it will go? I believe you don't understand the Hukm of curse in the Shari'ah.

Wsdm:
...'a living soul' that succeeded in bringing a country to its kneels?

He may have his own errors but he doesn't deserve that curse, you don't place "la'nah" of Allah on a living soul, what if he repents and embraces Islam?

Wsdm:
la'anatullahi alaihi- Allah's curse be placed on him.

Why this curse? This is too much for a living soul.

We are patiently waiting for them to shut down so Nigeria can return to the 80's and 90's where we only have to listen to Radio for Information, power was much stable then compared to what else have now though but all thanks to the PDP for their effort to get us back into the 50's and 60's where darkness was known to be in vogue

They are all perfectly placed, give them 2 medals each for Cluelessness and Waste of space, 1 for the most Useless Minister and the other when they misplace the first

maryhaam:
thot it was only me,christian male ten d to be on the responsible side,am sorry if it hurts not generalizing thou,the few have met are religious n well behaved,muslim dey won't pray n can drink brewery,am not out for a fanatic either,life is fun,but God should be part of the fun.

Wallahi! This your post is very funny, I didn't know when I started laughing..., sorry I may be laughing with serious matter but the "... Can drink brewery" part got me really laughing

abuabd:
جزاك الله خيرا
It's character not lineage

Wa Ant, Fa Jazakumllahu Khayran

yuskanovic:
HUSBAND SCARCITY!
This may not be the best time for me to write on
this because of misinterpretations, but I can no
longer resist the push. """Husband Scarcity""" has
become one of the challenges faced by many
muslima today. If you go to prayer houses, majority
of the intentions are prayer for a life partner. And
this calls for concern. Casting our
minds back to the time of our mothers and
grandmothers, was there really much of a "Husband
Scarcity" problem? Or, maybe there were more men
than women then, or there was an adequate
corresponding numbers of both genders. I don't
think so. Maybe then, the women had values and
were prepared to build a home and not park into a
built home. Then, once a young man comes of age
and can at least feed himself and his wife, he goes
out in search of a wife and the woman really
appreciates him and helps him to build a future.
What am I really trying to insinuate? We created
what we now see as "Husband Scarcity"
for ourselves. Today, the reverse is the case. Ask an
average girl to define her dream husband; you
get things like "he has to be tall, handsome, fair,
and rich, own a house at least, and be presentable"
and then she adds "God fearing" in order not to
sound so worldly. Then, check the number of girls
around you and the number of men that meet that
standard, and you will see the
problem.
You would be hearing girls say, "I cannot suffer in
my father's house and then go and start suffering
with a man."
What a wonderful dream! What if from the beginning,
you have everything you want and there is no
suffering, and later in the marriage, the table turns
around, then comes suffering? Will you run away?
No one prays for suffering, but it is good to start
small and end big, than start big and end small. The
problem is that the
description majority of ladies give of their ideal man
is virtually the
same. When 50 ladies want the same kind of man
and the man that fits what they want is just 1
man, and the man can only pick one. Then, what
becomes of 49 others? They simply start lamenting
of "Husband Scarcity".
Another irony of our time is that it is hard, due to
the face of our economy to find a man who is of
marriage age who possesses all those things these
ladies want, legally (except those involved in Internet
fraud); even the number of
those in Internet fraud is not enough to match all
those searching for already made husbands. If you
look around, majority of the ladies of substance, of
good value and virtue, who are ready to build a
home with a man who has prospects, are married
and not complaining of husband
scarcity. The easiest way to find a husband now, is
to change your view of who a husband is. A
husband is that man God made and then saw that it
may be hard for man to really actualize the purpose
for making him, without a help mate and then made
the woman and gave to him, and he felt complete
and fulfilled. MARRIAGE IS NOT A
POVERTY ALLEVIATION PROGRAM. It is a mission
of building the family that will serve God here on
earth. For those who see marriage as a way out of
poverty, it is a way into bondage. Women are HOME
BUILDERS, not HOME WARMERS... DON'T CONFUSE
A MAN'S PATH WITH HIS DESTINY.
Where he is today, may only be a route to where
God has destined him to be tomorrow. Another
truth is that YOU MAY BE THE ONLY FAST MEANS
TO THAT HIS DESTINATION. Join in alleviating
"husband scarcity". PICK UP THE RIGHT VALUES. I
am not saying that you should pick anyone that
comes your way and talks of marriage, not all men
are husband materials. What I am insinuating is that
you should stop setting your standard on material
acquisitions or physical appearances. Look
metaphysical (beyond physical). WHAT MAKES A
MAN WHO HE IS, IS
NOT WHAT HE OWNS OR HOW HE LOOKS, IT IS
WHAT HE IS MADE UP OF. And that which he is
made of is, most times, not seen with the physical
eyes, only its effects can be seen. Marriage is a
permanent thing. Whatever is seen is temporal and
that which is not seen is permanent. Relax and go
to Allaah in prayer. Allaah did
not just make Eve for making sake; He made her for
Adam's need.

You were awesome with that piece, but wait ooo! Why is this post just hitting front page? If I'm not mistaken, it started sometimes around Dec 2014 and this is may. Oga ooo

maclatunji:
Your actual sisters?

My Brother Mc, please can you please send a personal message? I tried doing one to you but I didn't get it. Waiting please

Salam brothers and sisters,
I can see most comments are from the brothers. As a Muslim lady I am the opposite of what most brothers have described.I have looked beyond a man financial situation because i on my own earn more than enough salary and never depended on a man
The relationship i was in before was with a guy who was trying to take advantage of me been supportive towards him financially. And I turned to his ATM.there was also alot of lies and even after quiting it feels like all other nigerian men have met always trying to take advantage of my good heart.At the moment I am very skeptical about all the men I meet,because they want my help financially and it's over bearing. So i
So now i have decided i want a man with good financial stability. Even if he doesn't give me money but to be able to take care of himself
So it's not only the brothers that are facing such problem.
Insha Allah I have faith in Allah(SWT) that we will meet pretty soon. :-D

May Allah assist you my Sister, I feel your pain. Oga ooo!

zeedof:
Hmm Thank God for this page, have never come accros something like this bfor.. I have a problem and I need you guyz help. Am 26 yrs now and I find it very easy to relate with xtian girl even date them and have promise myself to marry Muslim girl but have never see one or any one I see will be fake muslim.. Muslim that will not like to bear her muslim name.. But if there is a muslim lady that wish to have real relationship should contact me whatsapp 08066775744..

Age... 24 downward
Any town
Educated please..

Thanks

Check your environment, maybe you're in or tarrying the wrong place. Change environment and Thank me later

syras:
Greetings,

In Islam, certain criteria are looked into when one wants to marry. These are:

*Beauty.
*Family lineage.
*Financial status of the person in question.
*Deen (religion).

I must stress at this point that, the financial status of the person plays less importance in choosing a responsible and dependable spouse - as the last prophet Muhammad (saw) says: " if a man approaches you (father) to seek your daughter's hand in marriage, with whom you are contented with his religion and his lineage, then, you should rightly give him your daughter because, if you don't, "fitnah (oppression)" shall spread there-in on earth" (chain of hadith narrated by Bukhari and Muslim). From the prophetic saying aforementioned, the last prophet Muhammad (saw) did not hammer so much on the fortune of the person, but, rather on the RELIGION and LINEAGE. These two qualities are most important when searching for a spouse. However, beauty and fortune are equally essential but, should not be major yardsticks for spouse's selection.

Some islamic scholars do argue that, there isn't harm in marrying a person with opposite believe. This argument has an elucidation, though. ONLY A MUSLIM MAN CAN GO AHEAD TO MARRY A WOMAN OR LADY WITH OPPOSITE BELIEVE. IT DOESN'T WORK THE OTHER WAY ROUND. But, I ask this question: why marry a person with reverse believe when those people with exactly your believe are bountiful on ground?!

In brevity, a christian can marry a muslim, but, only if the christian is a lady or woman wishing to get hooked up with a muslim man.

Did the Hadith say "Lineage" The correct wording is Deenih Wa I'rdih meaning His Religion(Islam) and Character not Lineage. Please edit because some parents would refuse to give their daughters hand in marriage because the Tribe is not theirs.

And BBC wrote "insure" rather than[b] ensure[/b], Who knows if they've been investigating other news they publicize on their website before doing so. God help us.

oyeludef:
Before you blame it in d northerners, remember dat we r still in gej administration and d reps who took decision r from dis going administration.

God bless you

abila122:
This total rubbish
CHANGE indeed

Was the amendments done by APC You need a life