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Very funny Thread....

dederocs: MIND YOUR BISUNESS,OR GO NORTH GO FIGHT BOKO HARAM...THAT SHOULD CONCERN YOU.THE ANALOGY U GAVE IS SENSELESS MUMU.

Where did you drop your brain

nne3870: no, i love feeling comfortable and i wont if i wear those, so what's d need? My husband wouldn't want me in those i bet. Going naked to me aint fashiön

God bless you and other ladies and Women who still have sense of Shame, Morals and Dignity to protect. With your type amongst the Women, We still have hope

dasparrow: @Bolded

Oh please! But our culture permits high rates of infidelity in marriage, 5exual harassment of underage house helps, r.a/ping of university and secondary school female students and elderly women, throwing married women who have not been able to conceive out of their marital homes, taking properties from widows after they have toiled along side their husbands for years before the man died and many more injustices that are perpetrated all in the name of culture. To hell with Nigerian barbaric, retrogressive, backward culture. Where has our culture gotten us as a country? Are we a first world progressive financial stable country? Do you see Americans and Europeans lining up in long lines to acquire our visas? Mtshew!

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Mind your business please. If Tuface her husband ain't complaining, then what is your beef? Focus on your family and learn to live and let live. With all the unnecessary self righteousness that many Nigerians portray, yet we are known as one of the most corrupt countries in the world. Who are we kidding huh?

You mean if your Neighbour has a bad smell coming from her Kitchen which is just Opposite yours, You will still say "Live and Lets Live"? I have said this over time, "Freedom is Used, Mis-used and Abused"

Stewpid Network, maitained by stewpid Fellas set up by Drunken EEEEDiat, They interupted my BIS 5days before its due date, whenever i call Customer Care to resolve the issue, they kept telling me different Bull shi.t. i got tired and decided to finish my Data using my Modem. 4G kor! 10G ni! Shioooooor!

Laugh wan kill me for here! chai Nairalanders, Una too much. commedy zone

Logicboy03: Your women generally have softer hair but I dont see them winning as much beauty contests as Nigerian women.


The richest black woman now is a Nigerian.


Somali or Somalian, it doesnt matter because you are a FAILED STATE, a FAILED COUNTRY.


When you are humble to the facts about Nigeria and your own country, then I cn call you my Somali brother. For now, you are an ignorant bigot

You and your Edioti.c Somali Friend will Derail and Scatter this Thread na! Don't know what's wrong with some People, They can't live without Insults. SMH

O.T.I.S:
i didnt even read at all, just scrolled down to read people's comments.

I tried to read but when I discovered that the torry is still very long, I just join you sharp sharp! Lol

COOLDUN: 10000000000000 Billion Naira question my dear. From this her paragraph you can easily see where she belong. Read carefully again: She goes :I'm okay with the newly graduated brutha who has major (realistic)plans on how to better his life, not a job-seeker, but an employer, not someone who blends in, but a radicalist, not a dreamer but a realist, not a decoy, but his own MAN, how many Naija men are like that? Not even one of you has debunked this man's claims and supported your own sisters, friends, cousins; instead you support him based on a few experiences and a ton of stories. Is wa for you people o!

She was expecting us to defend the Nigerian girls because other nationals are reading our comments. Good this comment was made about women, when men comments comes on board we Nigerian men will also comment on them. One good thing I like about Nigerians is our ability to condemn what is wrong and support what is right. Never mind the bad government, Nigerians are lovers of truth, justice and fair play.

She has made us to know that she doesn’t want an applicant, a dreamer, without being inquisitive about man’s financial status, how would she know that her man is not all these she wrote here? Lady let me tell you one thing every living fellow, both men and women are all dreamers. Dream goes before realities. Whatever you do not dream of being can never realized. You work towards your dreams in order to make it a reality. Joseph dreamt to be a king, he was hated, humiliated, abused, and punished because of his dream, but when he worked towards his dream by faith and perseverance, it came to reality. He was later crowned a king in Egypt. GEJ, dreamt of being the president of Nigeria, and worked towards it through his education from the primary to the university, where he prepared himself professionally before he was made president.

I am not bashing Nigeria girls, we are clamoring for change in Nigeria , it is not supposed to be focused on politics and economy only, social and our moral values should be treated as well. No one is saying that Nigerian men are saints, we have our own short comings too, which is supposed to be raised by ladies so that we can say something about it too.

I don’t care who reads and who doesn’t my comments as long as I am trying to contribute my little quota to help my country. Many other countries do not value women and marriage the way we Nigerians do. So we don’t need to look at them. You can hardly find couples who are still in their first marriage for so many years like the Nigerians. Greediness in Nigeria today escalated because of over copying the westerners. We have to go back to our routes and pick up our shattered cultures and values.

God Bless you Too. Couldn't have said it any better.

MacLovington: .

His figures may be exaggerated, but we get his point.

In the 60s, women in the West began to challenge what they thought was oppression of women. Feminists got many of the things they wanted. Today, 40% of kids in many countries are born out of wedlock and single parents. Now they(children from those homes) top all the negative statistics: prison inmates/crime, school dropouts etc. Some easily quote Obama as a postive example But his stepdad & maternal grandpa were in his life.
You may say my yarn has no connection with the issue at hand, but women's/men's failurs to play their traditional roles have wrecked many marriages, damaging kids' development.

To want to challenge everything that define male role/female in the name of "open-eye" dressed as civilisation is not always wise.

@ 2sign: YOU are free to provide authentic sources for your 1% FIGURE of husband material.

God Bless you a Million Times, Gender Equality has ruined our Society, Plenty un employed Male, They used and dump Ladies, Them full Corporate Work. This is Sad. Head don turn tail finish and some Ediot come dey spew crap for Nairaland. Rubbish, Brazillian Hair and Ipad Ladies. Wife Material don even reduce go 15Percent self.

nneh1: Perhaps barrister fred ur mother and sisters are among the 75% that are not wife materials but they just got married. So also will other 75% that seem not to be wife material to you get married but please don't go after them. Infact thank ur God i don't know u.

Why the Personal Vendeta nah? Shou! The man Express him own Opinion, disagree with him politely and don't take it personal! The man lie?

Joey82: well if been responsible means some form of payback to you then i mean so.
keep shaking ur head.
if a woman cant do these little things in a r/ship, what else can she do.
Do u expect me to cook for her any time she visits?
or sleep while i scrub the floor and tidy the kitchen?
come on man, been doing all that in her absence and if i'll be doing it while she's around, what's the use of her been around?

God bless you for that insightful Comment. Kini Big Deal gan!

Pelummy: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

you are so on point.

mumumugu: Wen a man whu had a milion naira b4 mariage now has 20,000 after bride price.,traditional mariage and church mariage/reception.why wont he change

This is a Kinda joke Bro! It got me laughing...

WhyAWhy: I will ask such girls how much they are bringing to the table. You had better be bringing more than fake hair, big b**bs and fat a.rse

WhyAWhy: I will ask such girls how much they are bringing to the table. You had better be bringing more than fake hair, big b**bs and fat a.rse

In as much as this is a serious matter, the above got me laughing like Shit. Bros No burst my belle with Laugh o! Funniest thing most of the so called ladies will get fat and lazy after 1child, they will tell you words like Men fend for their Family and Women take care of the Home, a lady told Her Husband something like this and the Man just laughed and walked away, the rest na story.

kingoflag: Everything you wrote up there is absolute rubbish. Abiola, Bola Ige, Gani, and OBJ are known to have fathered kids with various women. Abiola, even before death, was notorious for this fact. So, its either youre young, brain-dead, or just being plain disingenuous that you'll claim ignorance of this fact. That aside, it is the norm (more than the exception) in Yoruba land to be polygamous. "We" may not agree with it, but we are generally not surprised.

Ojukwu's culture on the other hand abhors Bigamy/Polygamy--- and in addition to his Catholic faith--- this action of a previously unknown daughter popping out from nowhere makes him "look" hypocritical. But that was his life, and he was an adult, and if he didnt commit any crimes when he had that child, then, well, not much can be said by any outsider--- So, maybe you shouldnt be casting aspersions at others.

However, what bothers me though, is the fact that he didnt leave even a dime for Biafran Veterans. This to me is a huge shame and I'd like to see how people will defend this, because I know people are sure to attack it.

God Bless you for you beat Me to that respons, I was trying to respond to that Mofo but couldn't find the right words. Thank you and God Bless you.

Baby mama:

Honestly
Men are something else.
One in my town was married with no kids or so we thought
At his death a woman showed up from another state altogether in a hiace bus with 5 hefty boys and began sharing her own funeral program complete with family photos ,the sons spitting image of the dead guy
The bonafide wife fainted right there and had to be carried away

She obviously married the Man for His Property then, who know If she even killed the man to inherit His Properties and after the deed was done, She got bitten by the Man's Copies

Baby mama:

Honestly
Men are something else.
One in my town was married with no kids or so we thought
At his death a woman showed up from another state altogether in a hiace bus with 5 hefty boys and began sharing her own funeral program complete with family photos ,the sons spitting image of the dead guy
The bonafide wife fainted right there and had to be carried away

She obviously married the Man for His Property then, who know If she even killed the man to inherit His Properties and after the deed was done, She got bitten by the Man's Copies

acidtalk: I want to use this Medium to announce to the entire World that I am Dangote's son. I don't want to wait till he dies before I get recognized.

Henceforth I want to be known and addressed as Aliko Acidtalk Dangote Jnr.

All documents remain valid.

WAEC, Havard, Oxford, Cambridge, London Business School Please take Note.

Laugh wan burst my Belle. Chai! This guy is a Clown.

Baby mama:

Why are men like this
Hidden children all over the place
Same way Abiola died and over 100 kids crawled out from under olumo rock to claim property sotay they had to do DNA tests to sort out who is who
Bola Ige died,a daughter surfaced out of no where
Enwere died,a hidden mistress appeared with kids
Gani died,we saw some strange women included in the will
Haba!
This is too much
When OBJ dies I am sure there will be women and children from all 6 geopolitical zones all looking like chimpanzees coming to get their share
So far we have never heard of a Mrs Wole Soyinka but I bet you the day he dies,they will come out with their children



Good for Bianca,she got some good property there.

this is what we get when some naturally endowed men are restricted to stick with 1woman, and in reality, they are not satisfied. Where did this issue of 1Man 1wife erupt from self? Just asking.

Jazzgreen: This is one of d tinz which dis brain.less muslims will bring up. As if dr ALHAJIS dnt lie down and keep mute during a robbery attack. JESUS taught us nt to be after earthly possessions,so wont it be d most stupid tin to do if u die cos of earthly possession? for what shall it gain a man when he gains the whole world and looses his soul-mark8:36 . Its a shame dat muslims give up thier lives over earthly possessions.we christinan dnt.so roll bak to ur as.s holes and c dat ur d ones who are stu.pid here. For sayin dat de prostate, dat is a very useless language to use dr. De were ordered to lie down durin d operation. Where de ordered to bow down to d thieves? I.diots. BTW, is it nt beta to bow to an armed robber dan to bow to a f.ucking blood suckin allah.

and your Pastors are Busy Gulping all the Wealth of this Earth? SMH

This thread really got me Laughing and Rolling on the floor, Please let's continue this discussion eventhough its as old as 10month ago because I may have to choose a Religion to follow, the Xtians here are not convincing Me enough and My Elder Sister wants me to become a Xtian. I will make a choice if I get a convincing response to the Question. Thank you all in anticipation for more.

kaytytty: salam we re in a democracy and d law of d land is supreme

The law of the Land also recognises the Shariah as we all know. So, where are you coming from?

Hmm... I wonder why nobody noticed the wrong date on the purported Letter 1334 is very wrong, its meant to be 1434, meanwhile, I still believe they are non existence. Somebody is trying to play smart and divert attention from Boko Haram.

uj_sizzle: I'll take the key word as 'date'

Nope.
I like 'em baaad, really bad.
You know leather wearing-scruffy boots-countless tattoos-wicked grin-scraggy beard-tight pinchable bum-gutter language-azzz grabbing-rough kissing-weed smoking-power bike riding-dark shades wearing-dimpled cheek-gang banging-devilishly handsome- kinda bad .
Too bad we don't have this here.

But I'll only take a nice-not boring guy to see dad .

can't stop laughing at this post, where did you erupt from?

solomon111: I am sure my mum did not enjoy all this from my dad,but she was okay.
Soft women everywhere.
Mscheww!

I tell ya, This new Generation Babes wey full town so, Give them Inch and they will take Miles. SMH for hubby wey fall for Una trap, Them go Nag the man to hell. Thank God its only an advice

PortHarcourtBoy: All these una rules no dey applicable to an average Naija artisan...

Make e come back from hard labour then you begin tell am to do all these

Na Papa Ekaite you want make a take eem daily pay for Carpentery take branch Mr Biggs?

Or Na Papa Eno wey don lay 200 blocks go come begin rub Mama Eno back? It should be the reverse...

Or na Papa Imeh wey skin thick pass hippo skin you want to go begin pose for pregnancy photos?

Chai! You wan kill me with Laugh. ROTFL

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Monday Monday, , October October 22 22, , 2012 2012
Bello Timilehin at 11:37 PM
Senator Zanna Is A Boko
Haram Kingpin, Says
FormerBorno Governor Modu
Sheriff
Ahmed Zanna, the Senator for Borno
Central in
whose Maiduguri home an alleged Boko
Haram
top commander was arrested late two
days ago,
"is a drowning man" who must be fully
investigated.
This verdict was passed in a press
statement
today by Senator Modu Sheriff, the
former
governor of the state, who called on the
security
authorities to fully investigate the
incident and
Senator Zanna's possible links with Boko
Haram.
He also drew attention to Zanna's "Hajj-
by-road"
activities for which, he said, the
legislator was
suspected to have used as a façade for
the
importation of arms and window for
the training
of terrorists.
Shuaibu Mohammed Bama, called a
"high profile
Boko Haram commander" by the Joint
Task Force
(JTF), was arrested in "a serving
politician's
house," JTF announced on Friday.
Following the JTF press statement,
Senator Zanna
told newsmen that although Bama was
his
nephew, the arrest did not take place in
his
home. "Since he was not arrested in my
house,
they should go and investigate his
relationship
with people they arrested him in their
house," he
said.
But the former governor scoffed at that
account.
"Senator Zanna in a comic u-turn, shortly
after
these developments, told journalists in a
face-
saving interview that while he could not
deny his
relationship with his nephew, he
disowned his
house where the JTF arrested the
suspect,
stressing that the house belongs to
Senator Ali
Modu Sheriff the immediate former
governor of
the state."
The former governor, who is now the
chairman of
the Board of Trustees of the All Nigeria
People's
Party, noted that Zanna has had a
"recent political
encounter" with him, and now "appears
desperate
to settle scores by dragging Ali Sheriff
into the
controversy."
Said Modu Sheriff: "Senator Zanna's
inconsistencies in trying to defend
himself are
clear indication of a sinking man's
desperate
attempt to hang himself on anything
available in
order to save his neck. If not so, what
would his
nephew be doing in the so-called house
of Senator
Ali Sheriff, the man he said is his political
rival?"
The ex-governor said Senator Zanna has
"obvious
involvement with Boko Haram, given his
past
antecedence where people finger him
as illegal
importer of arms via his Hajj-by-road
fame."
He said it was common knowledge in
Borno state
that Senator Zanna takes some hapless
Nigerians
on a seeming religious voyage by road
only to put
some of them into terrorist activity and
illegal
arms importation.
While it is not clear if he had ever
reported this
information to the security agencies, the
former
governor said that some of the so-called
"pilgrims
by road" have been traced to terrorists'
camps in
Afghanistan and Syria, and not Saudi
Arabia, their
preferred destination.
"It is very much on record that 27 of
such pilgrims
are still missing uptill date."
He refuted the senator's claims that he
had
parted ways with his nephew, Shuaibu
Bama,
saying he can "authoritatively confirm"
the man
was still his associate up to the time of
his arrest.
He further queried why Senator Zanna
never
spoken against the atrocities being
committed by
Boko Haram, noting that instead, he has
been
calling for the declaration of state of
emergency or
the disbandment of the JTF.
The former governor also declared the
People's
Democratic Party in Borno State as "the
engine
room behind Boko Haram," arguing that
Zanna
being the second senator fingered as
having links
with Boko Haram confirms "the wildly
believed
theory."
He wondered how the Senator who he
accused of
not having visited Borno or his
constituency even
once since his inauguration can afford
to play
politics with the serious issue at stake
by
sponsoring terrorism against his own
people.
"At his age and with the position he
holds as a
senator of the Federal Republic we felt it
is the
height of un-patriotism and
irresponsibility for
Senator Ahmed Zanna to not only fuel
the crisis in
Borno, but to attempt to drag the names
of
descent citizens, like Ali Sheriff in the
mud," the
statement said.
Source: saharareporters.com/news-page/senator-zanna-boko-haram-kingpin-says-former-borno-governor-modu-sheriff

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Wallahi I laff so tey water comot 4my eyes

Red-Light:
ALAH AKBAAR

ISLAM-A-BAD

Another Idiotic statement from a Retard. SMH

cogitoErgo: Nawa o, I just hope it will be a joke! was the mosque looking like a church? If its true, I hope the muslims will not use it to score some cheap points but to address the real problem on ground.

And thats calous. What a poor respons. Cant believe you wrote that Shit up there. SMH