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Gaspardd:
Noob

u mean boobs

Gaspardd:
So how does this writeup helps get chinaza my crush or some random cute girl that walks past me, shld i wait for he grandmum to die so that i can exploit d emotions that comes with it or what?

Its kinda tip of d iceberg write up but then like i said, its a shìt food for dogs.

u finally create time to read it right. Funny enough,it happens within 11mins.



stop the envy,it does not pay.

Still enjoying my nokia 112

Lols,never thought of dis at all.it seems i am losen my mojo o

Eberechi24:
Send yours across

mine is not for sewage.

Eberechi24:
I have not issue with people who live by pussy for validation, i didnt write for them. am concerned about a teenage boy from a humble background with misplaced priority.

noone needs ur concern.



Go get a di..ck woman,u need a gud dose of it.

Eberechi24:
Whether they spend money or not is not the aim of my thread...

what then is da aim of the thread?




Reread what u wrote woman.

They is jealousy written over dis post



Women have always been jealous of da di..ck



di..ck is power... And da pussssies always wish they have one

common mighty red

op watch her action dis 9it,don't give her da money and see hw far she can go. Be polite though

U said he is broke,where do u xpect him to get money for ur tfare



Just advice him to hustle and if he fails,leave him.

kunleweb:
Guy where is Ubunja?

da last time i heard frm him was last three weeks o.



U knw he is a writer,i guess some of those works has limite his time here.



Do u miss him?

eyah broke guys syndrome (bgs)

Adasum10@gmail.com

Harddon, a gal wanted me to visite her first before she would cum to mine.



I have been pending her bt i called to tell her i will cum on sunday. When i ask if she is be ready to take me out,she said maybe other times as dis visite cum quickly.



My voice was not sounding gud due to da harmattan and da shout in film hull after drilling u guys on sunday ,


she told me to speak like a man. Dats sh!t isn't it? Well i told her am a man,dat she can cum shake my trouser which she laugh to.




Should i bone her on sunday or i should just visite her.


Secondly what is it abt being a man,she always make refrence to dat.


Like when i accept to visite her,she was like "now i am acting like a man"?

HARDDON:
@ emphasized, Never, ever use such words again! It is at your bidding going forward not hers! IF YOU STILL WANT IT.

When she call tonight, keep the talk very brief, end it because you got some other things to think of. Never promise you would call either. If she tries to bring up some cheap talks, your reply would be: "this is not the place nor time! Aiit, bye. " you end it. You roll.
You must tell her when you would be free tomorow. If she suggest a time, never go with it. You must set the time.

One last very important thing:

DO NOT LET HER COME TO YOUR PLACE! yes I know you just want to hit it. You missed it but freaking have some balls! Tell her you changed your mind that it would be better you guys meet at, suggest a place. Any other place but your crib! She might try to cajole you so she can come home, don't fall for it. Tell her that the overcome of discussions would determine if she is still welcomed home or not! You should be totally sendless! Getting your balls backs entails you pulling crazy, impromptu stunts she never would beleive you could!
Hopefully, you didn't devulve nothing to the said friend. because that friend is a probe she deployed and it worked. Keep it straight hence on. Don't let third party into your Partie!


On a final note, don't pull up childish demands. Infact, you need not demand anything. Keep her in a loop. Just sit and listen to her explanations with a straight face. Have a conversation, air clearing conversation. Don't explain why you refused taking her calls either. She tries to bring that up, shut it down with; that is in the past now.

If you can pull this off, all your lost respects, would automatically be restored and you balls used as an icing on the cake!

beast

LOVEOFPORN:
That's how I raped one shy primary 6 girl. I enjoyed it sha.

nonsense

Da way liverpool attackers da spray like lies when dey carry ball is alarming.

My siqnature is on dis write up.

Kylekent59:
It is not right my brother. It is stealing, how can you buy what is sold for 5k in the market for 10k in bazaar?

Isn't that daylight robbery using church as a cover up?



Even Jesus said it,"many will say, lord we eat with you and drank with you but I will say I do not know you."

Many Christians know the truth but churches and its leaders will turn the table around telling them there is nothing wrong.



Oh that yeh who wouldn't listen harden not your heart.

bunch of u who are not in the system would always try to redicule what u knw not.



Don't they also buy costly goods cheap in bazaar? If u haven't seen, i have seen a bunch.

gift01:
Let's do this: Predict the scoreline of the Braga vs Feirense match. The first correct scoreline wins #500 naira top up of any bookie of choice. Quote this post to drop your entry

braga 1-0 ferience

Ngobidiezenwata:
Hope you not trying to compare this two to vidic and Ferdinand

van dijk can be compare to any of them bro

See as imelda don change o, i remember when my mum da plait dis gal hair for our yard.




gud one gal.

Dis unbeaten stuff would really put pressure on us. Epl teams no just wan hear say u are unbeaten. I hope klopp and da boys are ready o

Rextizzle:
Where's the beauty

in the eyes of the beholder

agbonkamen:
Lord bless me with a good man who is loving and caring even if his dick is short I go manage am.

because u are going to get da big D some where else.

Cry me a river

Naijawebmaster:
Spiderman wey dey wear glasses.

parker wear glass na