₦airaland Forum

delishpot:
Next time tell them you don't do facebook. That you spend personally your free time on your hobbies and you rather chat face to face or personally call or message with real friends than gather a million friends you do not talk to in real life. They will hire you instantly

petkoffdrake2:
Yellow everywhere!



OMG, you killed it , Yes English died in your hands ..















Is he working in Yellow fever!?

acenazt:
KC u for just max your black leather belt with silver buckle and u r good to go

johnclark001:
Thanks for d info!

But lets stop d error of "plate number"

It is called "number plate"

Cheers

wristbangle:
Two years ago, similar experience happened to me when I paid a courtesy visit to my girlfriend who complained that I am not the caring type (hmm honestly women are complicated beings, this is someone I had to miss a job offer just to satisfy her selfish attention; chai lalasticlala can bear me witness that I have suffered in the hands of Women, he should push this article to FP so that guys can learn from my story )

BACK TO THE STORY

So eventually I visited her but the greatest shock of my life was when my girlfriend told me to hide in the roof because she claimed that the male visitor knocking @ her door is a cultist.

I had no choice than to give in to her advice. Apart from the fact that the roof terribly stained my shirt, rats, cockroaches and mosquitoes were busy making jest of me by romancing my body anyhow . Now the real shocker was when I peeped through the roof to view what was going on between the cult guy and my girlfriend, my eyes went red when I saw the guy giving my ex girlfriend doggy style intimacy.

I couldn't hold the heartbreak, deceit and tears rolling from my eyes and when I shouted "Tola has killed me oo". I fell from the roof, hit my head against the floor and fainted immediately. I woke up in the hospital when the doctor told me that I have been unconscious for several days.


Hmmm women!

@ ireneony and falconey, weldone oo

youngest85:
wunmi babalola weldon

sweetcocoa:
You should get help.

sexymoma:
guy wait ooo, u asked us to tell you the truth about you looking like peter ... and i wrote my mind..so what the hullabaloo bout .. pomo man

MrBen10:
You were actually in a car when u saw this: so since you saw this to be risky, why not stop them and posibly educate the rider about such a risk and possibly give them a lift in a more secure car.
But rather, u snap picx of them and rush down to nairaland to make FP.
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The Change for a better Nigeria starts with you and i.

initialize:
Except they stole the eggs ... Let me ask you this question:

With the kind of hunger wey combine with this heat wey dey beat you for ur papa house, ur neighbor chicken con lay egg and na you first see am, tell me wetin you go take the egg do?


I doubt you have vegetable oil at home and I don't think you will like to eat boil egg alone so I'm sure you will sell the fresh egg @ #35 and use the money to buy Garri #20, Groundnut #10, one cube of Sugar #5 then mix with tap water to see tomorrow.


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initialize:
Who dey still throw egg when $1 is #350

Jeromejnr:
And how do u know she is broke?

alanposh:
End time dullard.


Stop quoting me...

If you need a promoter,go get one..

I don't patronise kids like you..

alanposh:
End time ice cream then I was in end time sec sch

timidapsin:
Video or I don't believe

ChuxMyk:
Lol. What's a non-flying helicopter called?

DickDastardly:
And this will stop the Naira terminal velocity free fall