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Following....I need to know more.

I second odilafta.

It depends on the tentative number of people u ar expecting and how classy you want it to be.

How am I suppose to know and besides there are millions of words that could make someone laff, how will I know the specific one.





....BRB

Magun...thunderbolt, RUN for ur life.

Natascha:
Op, see ur girl ? See ur girl oh! She no virgin at all. Big fat lie! Village boy enter her punny, she don carry for him now eh? Stewpid! Soon, belly go big aaah.

Magun...thunderbolt, RUN for ur life.

I will just reapply for the post but it's weird.

moca:
Now u r talking!
I will give u a kiss for this!
I will never get u wrong again my dearest

funny you.......glad you understood me.

moca:
What stops u the so called man from entering d kitchen?

Jeez!, what mentality?
My hubby enters kitchen and cook, wash plates, do pratically everything in d house. Babysits and recently stopped sleeping with our baby so is he now less than a man of the house?

No wonder most marriages go down d drain.

My daddy, bros(bros own was worst, he washes bitter leaf ) and all d men in my house and environs cook excellently well. Its on nl i'm seeing woman do this and that while men are d ogas doing nothing.
Shioor!
What do u people call marriage sef?
Bondage for d woman and enjoyement for d dude?

A lady left her papa house, answers ur name, lost her identity, kids answer ur name, u pound her every night, carry belle, left work to take care of ur house and kids yet u cant help d little u can?

May thunder fire those modafukas!
Ndi iberibe!

ehhhhhhh!!!!

We dey fight?

You are only getting me wrong, woman. I've never said anything that made it a taboo for the man to enter the kitchen and of course I still respect d fact that d wife is not a maid, u should do things together and in fact, you can buy gadgets that will help her like washing machine, blender, grinder and d likes, so don't get me wrong.

egopersonified:
Are these yoruba names?

lol....derailers on the watch

Even if u av a househelp, they responsibilities of the wife should remain unchanged....like cooking the husband's food.

Am sure She's gonna behead you when she comes out from under that bed.

iceberylin:
...ŤĨĹĹ 10000000000Bc

Such time never existed and Perhaps that was back in time.

Vivly:
loooool. Op covered everything.

I don't think he covered all bcoz he didn't mention the serious ones, who would go to classes with a good study plan and achieve their goals.........lolz!!!

Vivly:
loooool. Op covered everything.

Nice thread.

carefreewannabe:
The purpose of food:

It keeps living beings alive.
It keeps living beings healthy.
It gives living beings pleasure.

What's wrong with it?

My purpose in the present moment is to reply to your comment and in the next moment to continue relaxing by watching a movie.

WHAT A LIFE

Hey!!!!!
carefreewannabe, u ar funny.

carefreewannabe:
My purpose in the present moment is to eat my breakfast.

I laff in swahili.

food....purpose, what a constrast?

carefreewannabe:
Your main purpose is TO BE in the present moment. This is why you were born in the first place.

There's more to God's purpose than being where u ar presently.

Purpose is what u do (enjoy doing) that is beneficial to people around and glorify God.

[quote author=theLORDreigns post=/post/26829370]Talking about it helps...[/quote]theLordreigns and intellectual opinions.....hmmm.

Am so glad to hear from you again since all these while.

[quote author=cdamsel post=/post/26827841]There is no excuse for rape,even if she was dressed seductively or giving u green light or came over to your house.
RAPE is just wrong[/quote]I support you ma.....NO EXCUSE.


If u think u av any reason, such reason will only be listened to when u begin to rot in jail/ hell.

rozzay: My sis no be small thin o, I just rem a movie I watched ystaday b4 I made d comment were she was raped nd had d baby den she made his life a living hell, d poor boy died later on as a result of his mum s maltreatment cos she said he reminded her f d rap e

A movie titled 'TANGO' creates a good pictures of this. You can imagine a newly wedded couple in which the husband had to watch his wife being raped by a gang Leader, he was helpless. They later saw it on T.V that the armed robber had been shot by the police....all these thoughts put together almost RUIN their new home.

Am really impressed. God bless Nigeria

Did I tell you I hate him?
many of u criticize him but u can't even lead a group of less than 10 people well.

Keeping records and receipts of all things was inherited from my Dad.

My Mum, gentleness & tolerance.

joywendy: Btw people keep secrets once in a while, don't you?

Once in a while.

cegxie: Av moved on Sir and got me a beautiful bae.. Just replying to the topic... U know that one thing you wished you could have done right back then.. Its all good now.

'...Beautiful babe....' That's d way it should be. Weldone bro, I wish u well.

joywendy: lol, why do you ask?

I just wanna know how it affects you as the original poster of this topic....lol.

but am serious.

My regret is not spending quality time with my Dad when I still had him within reach. Now he's away forever.

cegxie: My greatest regret was not marrying her when she took in.. It was more out the fear of the unknown as we were very young adults then.. Now its more than a decade and I still love her.. But she belongs to someone else now and av not been the same since then.

Heya, sorry about that. Move on with life bro.

joywendy: Mmmm, very true! Thanks for your contribution.

you are welcome...keep it up ma'am

if I may ask d OP, do u keep secret?