₦airaland Forum

Is that what Sharia law approves
abi Sharia law is only about breaking
beer bottles❓

The curse on this chap is too
heavy for him to bear ❗️❗️❗️😐

All terrorists are Muslims,
but not all Muslims ☪️are terrorists.


Only Muslims kill in the name
of their god.

Allahuakbar🗡️⚔️🗡️⚔️

Him too lie 🤥🤥🤥

Tinubu try, but age and sickness
don catch up with am.👴👴


You can't see Rambo movies of the
80s and decide that since Sylvester Stallone
was do good as Rambo, he should still
come and act as Rambo in a new Rambo
movie. 😐😐😐

It better Buhari should send Operation
Anaconda dance since Python Dance🐍
was not a total success ..

Same politicians that abandoned
students during the ASUU strike now
want them to leave school for voting.

Let them face school instead of facing
the risks and expenses of traveling at
these times of petrol scarcity.

Ultimately the parents will bear the
burdens of extra travels and accident
may even consume some students.😐😐

Politicians can never think of good
things for youth. Imagine the expense
of leaving Zaria for Lagos or East❗️❗️❗️




Politrickcians, make una park well...

donaldking10:
I've always dreamt of traveling to south-korea.
I believe they have the hottest set of chicks in Asia according to my taste.
Tall, Slim, Sexy, Portable-Ass, Moderately sized boobs, with a cute doll-like face.
Those south-korean chicks really freak me.

You think they have time for ní**as❓

Everyone knows that Buhari lost
Katsina in 2019, but the INEC saved
his sorry neck❗️❗️😐😐😐

Same PDP turned his own homes state
Benue to slum ...😐



Ebonchester Nigeria ..the salt of the nation

If this project were in the North,
Boko haram and Fulani bandits will
be having emergency meetings on the best way to attack & bomb it to extract passengers
for ransom ...

... and when it happens, Buhari will be
assuring the nation that the

"ferfetrators will be hunted down and brought to book"

Yet people say this country is one ..😐😐

Na Mammy water 💋👙

Yes ohh

The body too fresh, so she can't
be really doing this..

But we get the message 😁😁😁

She must obey the last command❗️❗️


...shun sah🗣️

These nomadic Fulani are pagans
not Muslims... 😐

FreeStuffsNG:
Stop misinforming the naive and gullible, even my barber accepts transfer! Setlotto has migrated online and no university still accept cash today. Airtime, EKEDC, Dstv etc bills are paid electronically. Even churches now have channels to pay electronically. It is a big fat lie for anyone to say or suggest all these transactions are not done electronically.

Go and eat somewhere finish make
network fail your transfer, you go
either collect beating or wash plates.

FreeStuffsNG:
This is not really a big deal if we want to be sincere. You can use cashless for your transaction. It is your money but govt wants you to use less cash.
Before now, I have been using less and less cash so the new policy does not affect me. If you can not accept transfer I move to those who accept transfer or payment with my card.

In our current level, cashless isn't practical
in many everyday situations.

Na OKAFOR'S LAW dey work❗️❗️😁😁😁

The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has again effected a downward review of daily cash withdrawal limit on Automated Teller Machines (ATMs) to N20,000 from N100,000 across banks THE WITNESS gathered.

This means that customers will only be able to withdraw a cumulative daily amount of N20,000 from their account(s) across all ATMs irrespective of the bank or the number of accounts they operate.

The new review was communicated to deposit money banks earlier in the week and already took effect from January 23, 2023, sources from some of the banks confirmed to THE WITNESS.

According to the sources, the apex bank also instructed commercial banks to link customers’ bank verification numbers (BVNs) to their ATM cards to ensure that no customer is able to use two or more banks to exceed the N20,000 limit in a day.

Meanwhile, Fidelity Bank has already communicated the new policy to its customers.
In an email message to its customers on Wednesday, the lender said: “Please be informed that the Central Bank of Nigeria has revised its daily cash withdrawal limit on ATM from M100,000 to 20,000 effective 23rd January 2023.

“This means that you will only be able to withdraw a cumulative daily amount of N20,000 from your account across all ATMs irrespective of the bank.”

With the new policy, bank customers will not be able to withdraw more than N20,000 in a day via ATM cards, no matter the number of banks accounts they operate across different banks as such can be tracked through their BVN.

Details @

https://witnessngr.com/cbn-reviews-cummulative-daily-withdrawal-limit-on-atms-from-n100000-to-n20000/



I personally think that this man is
punishing the public to cover his own
failure in making enough new currency
available.

He came up with currency change and
instead of staying to supervise a successful
launch of the exercise, he took off
for a one month frolic abroad. He has
now come back and sees the imminent
failure and is now employing fire brigade.🚒🚒🚒

So, before any movie of Biafran
Civil war be made, all the families of
the killed Biafrans must first be
contacted❓

The killing of the ALUU 4 is something
that is in the public domain and it's
not a must to contact family members.

This is the encomium a man has
showered & heralded his wife on her birthday.

With the extreme 'slaywardness' of
girls and women of nowadays, how many women can truthfully say that they are half
of the virtues this man has said of his wife❓

Women must take particular note of the
started or highlighted points, because
men and the Holy Scriptures cherish a
submissive wife and a wife who feeds him
well and performs well in '💕za oza room'😉😉

We wish this loving & virtuous madam a
happy birthday
🎂🎂🎂

Old Sugar 💔mummies don suck his
destiny and good looks..😏


Nothing in life is free as nemesis
always watches.. 😏😏

Biafran, not Nigerian pls😐😐

The worst Senate President who
presided of the most useless, rubber-stamp anti-people Senate in the history of
this country..👎👎👎

He with Omó Agege sold their birthright
& Nigerian citizens to the presidency, in
exchange for unchecked budget padding.💰💰

Jack500:
You really think someone like Tinubu won't have access to the new notes

Dey play, just get play!

Most of you go get sense by February

How can he get hold of say, N30bn
new notes cash, especially as the
cashless policy takes hold & withdrawal
limits in place❓

These things will be strictly monitored
against the politicians by Emefiele, since
his vendetta has targets.

Since dem Tinubu plotted and
stood against the presidential ambition
of Emefiele, the CBN Governor has
been plotting on how to deal with
Jagaba and this currency change was
his solution .. 😁😁😁


No more bullion vans🚔🚚🚚🚓
movement of cash into Bourdillon Rd.


But as usual with the hypocritical Buhari,
when this movement of cash was in
his favor, he pretended he wasn't
aware of it. Now that he is no longer
seeking power, he wants to block
the illegality. 😏😏

ZooOga:
Hey fellow NL chefs. 👩🏽‍🍳👨🏾‍🍳

Okra with homegrown tomatoes with onions, garlic, red 🌶 and black pepper, butter and olive oil.

God is Good All the Time.

What is this❓

Na salad, stew or soup❓

Looks somehow unusual for
Nigerian cuisine 😐

People that eat chimpanzee, with
little encouragement, dem go chop
human being.. 😐😐😐

The dog should be sentenced to life and
sent to Cross River or Always ibom state.🐶

[quote author=ahnie post=120365536]So I got my share of our weekly contribution of four months.i decided to pamper myself with an iphone and a laptop.

This isoko bebe needs to pamper herself small,I intended doing something meaningful with the rest 300k left.




Looks like a chinco iPhone.😐
Beware of computer village boyz 🚧🚨🛑

Looks like you were doing about 30k
savings per week 👛