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The problem is that these poor
dudes will take fake Chinese Viagra
that can knock out you heart without
warning.

⏩The man wants to win Tohtoh Brusher
gold medal .

⏩⏩⏩ Straight outa da pot ❗️❗️✌️✌️✌️



We call am moi-moi,
oyibo call am bean pudding.


Exploding with flavor and natural
goodness ☺️☺️☺️

Desecrating a holy site of worship❗️❗️☹️ ☹️

Imagine the indiscipline❗️❗️




☪️I hope the Saudis behead them, Allahuakbar.☪️


Tufiakwa!!

Well, in order to earn a living in
this world of ours, there are two options

⏩You train your brain

⏩or train your body.

Artisan use their bodies to earn
their wages.

In another 10 years ⏬⏬⏬⬇️⬇️⬇️

InoGetJoy:
And you believed these useless statistics? By the time this war is over, Ukraine won't have a military again. Even with all the assistance they've been getting from the whole world, Russia is handing them their asses

Stop being sentimental and wasting
your life listening to Radio Moscow.

Is it your father's ship that was bombed
and sunk in the black sea?

You haven't seen all the Russian tanks,
trucks and APCs that have been destroyed
in Ukraine? And you aren't aware that
there were people in them?

But tell us the truth.....



...... where are the Saudi Riyals ❓❓

This rice looks too colorless nah❗️❗️☹️☹️

The only thing the Russian military
are good at is indiscriminate shelling
& Bombing of civilians and civilian structures.

In battlefield combat and strategy,
they have recorded defeats after defeat.☹️☹️


Lost over ,
10 Generals☹️
30 commanders ( Colonels & above)
2000 tanks and APCs
25,000 soldiers
200 planes, choppers and UAVs
1000 trucks
1 battle/ transport ship
1 Main Battle Ship
Countless patrol boats.

Still between 100 to 150 in
some northern states like Kaduna
& Kano.

Today, most couple have their
separate rooms.

Master's bedroom with adjoining
Madam's room ...

Except of course, men who lack the
means for such extravagance share
rooms with madam.☺️☺️☺️

Best profession for your type
na Headmaster of a reasonable
primary school ....☺️☺️☺️

Flamemignon1:
Say you are sexist without telling me you are sexist.

More like a realist who call it
the way it is.✌️✌️✌️

Flamemignon1:
How's legwork wildness? Would you say the same thing to a married man?

⏩⏩Men and women have different
expiry dates.

So long as man get money, he can't
expire, only brokeage can expire him.✌️✌️✌️

Women on the other hand begin to
expire from 35. No matter how rich they
are, only grace of God can rescue them
from the display shelf, the way Rita
has been 'rescued'.. ☺️☺️☺️☺️

She should appreciate she is
now a married woman.


All this wildness has to stop, she
is already a middle aged woman❗️❗️☹️☹️

Yawah go gas❗️❗️

❌❌You are a side guy,
not the main guy.


She simply gives you kpekus because
you are giving her money.


The main guy is the one she takes
pictures with.☺️☺️☺️☺️

You can study to rewrite WAEC
next year to get your Maths.. ✍️

☺️☺️☺️

Under Buhari, the only happy people
are the Fulani ❗️❗️

See fyne geh ❗️❗️❗️☹️☹️☹️



What a sad waste..

When you were making the 'investment'
you didn't ask us for advice on Nairaland,
but now wey your ticket cut, you are
coming here to disturb us with stories
that touch the heart ♥ ☹️☹️☹️


We hope you are smart enough to even
have the guy's picture which can be
a starting point to track him, since he
will probably discard his current SIM.


Police can also track his phone even
with his SIM discarded, but you have to
agree on "sharing formula" with the
police to catch him and get your tacheré
money back. ☺️☺️☺️☺️

Runs girls..


When they take pictures, you always
see a hotel or expensive restaurant
settings in the background..


Na longathroat dey kill most of
them .. ❌❌❌☹️☹️☹️

☑️☑️ Before he gets to Moscow, Russia
will already have been defeated in
Ukraine ... ☺️☺️☺️

Imagine if the plane was up and
already at cruising altitude❗️❗️❗️




Thank God✌️✌️✌️✌️

✌️✌️✌️ 3rd one ☑️☑️☑️

Well-done, oga killer❗️❗️❗️


Monitor lizard on the menu
for Sallah evening.


I support your efforts with
one carton. ☺️☺️☺️

Waste of money by a lazy mother
& a well to do father.


Exclusive breastfeeding for 4 Months
and then light foods and cocoa drinks
using baby formula milk will give you
a healthy, intelligent kid that never
gets sick.


All these excessive formula milk results
in dull, bloated mumucious kids with
one stomach ailment or the other.☹️☹️☹️

This is the "superpower" that thinks
it can face NATO ❗️❗️❗️

Only God knows the number
of friends on both sides that got
consumed during the animosities
between these two Oshun State political
juggernauts. ☺️☺️☺️�

✨ Something light for breakfast ... ✌️✌️✌️